Imperial Bash



UPDATE: So i guess we'll meet in the Imperial, and move on somewhere else if need be. Or Rik can make his mind up and tell me where to change the venue to.

UPDATE2: OK definitely at the imperial to start. sorry for the confusion


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(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 8:36, Reply)

oh jesus.. here we go again

( Reckless_Rik, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 12:45, Reply)

i'm to old for all this

can't we have a nice night at the bingo

( mongychops, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 15:59, Reply)

lets have lasagne at my house!

( rogue Big knickers, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 22:33, Reply)

you make the lasagne

i'll bring the poon

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 8:21, Reply)

You mean spork?

( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 12:44, Reply)

nope

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 27 Oct 2005, 12:59, Reply)

apparently

bars at bingo halls are a great place to pull (if you're male, anyway.)

( robtoo is all out of gum, Sat 19 Nov 2005, 10:56, Reply)

There's always the Cheers bar - where everyone knows your name!

Alternatively, Teh Imperial might be more convinient :)

( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 21 Sep 2005, 21:04, Reply)

I reckon we`re banned after last time

we`ve got to be if they have an ounce of sense

( Reckless_Rik, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 21:07, Reply)

We'll have to go joyriding on the Big Wheel then!

:)

( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 21 Sep 2005, 23:18, Reply)

haha - what happened at the last one?

( Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 0:13, Reply)

.....

www.flickr.com/photos/reckless_rik/44309847/
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 3 Oct 2005, 11:31, Reply)

Fanjita you crazed date moving fool

When will the bash end up next?

( Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:06, Reply)

you missed it it was last night

sorry

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 20:12, Reply)

gah!

( Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:47, Reply)

My name is up - but, as usual, I'm avoiding total commitment.

It depends on my hectic social life in the lovely Lincoln. And whether I can get to London.

( CaroWallis, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 22:09, Reply)

hurrah!

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 12:45, Reply)

quite a lot of people lined up Fanj - is it worth trying to find somewhere a bit bigger?

( Reckless_Rik, Mon 24 Oct 2005, 9:37, Reply)

we could start there then go up the road

hogs head is massive

( mongychops, Mon 24 Oct 2005, 13:54, Reply)

yeah whatever mate

i don't really know any pubs in london, so i'll leave it to those in the know. as long as we have something concrete by nearer the time

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 25 Oct 2005, 8:40, Reply)

what-EV-AHHHHHHH

dunno.. can we have some suggestions from the Mockneys, man man man man man

( Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 10:24, Reply)

we could go to the blind begger

that's were we used to drink with the krays donchaknow

( mongychops, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 11:43, Reply)

LIKE OH! MY! GOD! why the old man pubs! IhatemymomandIhatemydad

we definitely need a bigger venue if this lot turns up!

( Reckless_Rik, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 11:54, Reply)

we should go somewhere with really loud music that is packed to cunting point

and it takes about 40 mins to get served. Then we can all have a fight

( Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 10:49, Reply)

there`s no way we`ll all fit inside an XR2i Escort with strip underlighting

( Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 21:13, Reply)

They

have Carling, they have Stella glasses, how could I possibly resist it.

(Carling in a Stella glass Sky high and six thousand miles away, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 16:19, Reply)

I'll Imperial your Bash in a minute, if you're not careful

( Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:10, Reply)

Seems like a plausible idea

I'll try and actually make it this time

( tipassoi, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:45, Reply)

Looks like my sister's paying a visit that weekend

So I will probably have to give it a miss

( tipassoi, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 23:13, Reply)

Why the feck not, eh?

I've heard you can get a new liver once this one's had it :¬)

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 25 Oct 2005, 13:33, Reply)

It would be nice to go somewhere

where the smoke doesn't make me want to die... I didn't like the ImperiaL much. Nice post-payday scheduling too.

( Staticgirl, Thu 27 Oct 2005, 11:14, Reply)

that was the plan :)

i get paid the last day of every month

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 27 Oct 2005, 12:39, Reply)

Woo, count me in, big boy.

(scoob666 Ain't Nuthin' Ta F' Wit, Sun 30 Oct 2005, 13:24, Reply)

can't see why not

I'll probably string along, assuming nothing life-shatteringly horrible happens to me between now and then

( techierob, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:03, Reply)

Bah.

I'm in Vienna that day :(

( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 13:06, Reply)

IT MEANS NOTHING TO YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

( Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 21:14, Reply)

If only :)

I'm kind of out of b3ta circulation at the moment as well now I've started this new job. I don't know what kind of nasty web-spy software they have running so I'm keeping clear of the main board.

On the plus side - I'm now working in the West End - less than ten minutes walk from Teh Imperial. God help me.

( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 15:30, Reply)

result!

( Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 22:03, Reply)

what the hell

i'll come too, get the liver some practice in before christmas

( gravytrain, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 0:11, Reply)

Well, it looks like i'm going now afterall. Does the Imperial serve absinthe?

( mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:15, Reply)

I doubt it`s going to serve all of us, regardless of drink!

Fanj! bigger venue, you caaaant!

( Reckless_Rik, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 16:30, Reply)

mongy says there's a wetherspoons on leicester square

if i'm gonna come it's gonna have to be cheap! other than that i don't have the foggiest about venues mate i'll leave it to you if you want ;)

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 19:03, Reply)

yeah I think there is.. and I think (if it`s the one I`m thinking of) it`s absolutely shite!

we could take over the Lord Stanley again.. but Camden is a pain in the arse to get to for most of us

what about the upstairs in the Hog`s Head? it`s just up the street from Teh Imperial, and there`s standy aboutty room.. ish if we get there in significant numbers and stop teh chavs taking over the pool tables

( Reckless_Rik, Tue 22 Nov 2005, 17:15, Reply)

what about this place

www.fancyapint.com/main_site/thepubs/pub231.htm

I've been there and its well cheap. £2 for some pints. No cunting loud music

I hear you can hire the downstair cellar if the bill is over £250 (but not sure if that's true)

( Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 22 Nov 2005, 17:31, Reply)

phone them up and see if it`s true

ask them "is it real?"

.. double dare you

( Reckless_Rik, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 11:04, Reply)

trouble with Sam Smiths' pubs is

you have to drink their shitty homebrew, and you fucking pay for that the next day!

( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Sat 26 Nov 2005, 18:12, Reply)

at this rate the bash`ll be cancelled.. Fanj is having a panic attack about the number of people signed up!

( Reckless_Rik, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 12:58, Reply)

You know full well

that three-quarters of them won't turn up!

Or will turn up, clock us lot in the corner and casually stroll out again.

( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 17:07, Reply)

aye the latter always seems to happen

oh well.. more beer for us!

( Reckless_Rik, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 23:27, Reply)

Let's just loiter in the streets with cans of Tenents Super LOLZ

( mugatu, Fri 18 Nov 2005, 10:52, Reply)

I'm gonna try and pop up for a couple

Can;t stay all night though coz I have a gig int he evening.

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Nov 2005, 10:20, Reply)

turns out

I can't make it. I'm booked for an overseas job and won't be able to make it back for a while.
Have fun

( techierob, Tue 22 Nov 2005, 14:46, Reply)

m u p p e t

:p

( Reckless_Rik, Tue 22 Nov 2005, 17:15, Reply)

Why not!

After the fun at Legless's bash last night how could I miss a chance to meet even more betans?

Bill

(bill, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 16:51, Reply)

wish I could make it down for this one

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 0:51, Reply)

you`re therefore SCARED

oooh chicken ch-ch-chicken

( Reckless_Rik, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 10:09, Reply)

From the boy who didn't make it to the last London bash! ; )

Wish I could join you chaps - so many more B3tans I want to meet - but won't be able to get back to London that weekend. I'm sure you'll have a super time. : )

(Pachey, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 22:25, Reply)

I completely blame knackerdom (and also a terrible feeling of "I DON`T WANT A HANGOVER THIS WEEKEND... URRRGH")

I shall be popping along to the school night bash just before Christmas though.. should be teh fun

( Reckless_Rik, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 9:45, Reply)

looks like daddy is going to lend me some money to move

so i will hopefully be attending..

any updates on the venue?

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 22:25, Reply)

it`s your bash you muppet

may as well make it Teh Imperial, cos it`s easy to find! Monsieur GIMPson hasn`t said anything further about that other place :)


.. man man man

( Reckless_Rik, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 10:08, Reply)

Imperial it is..

I'll give out your number nearer the time

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 20:03, Reply)

haha top flyer!

fucking cunt.. don`t you be giving out my number - people will think I have friends or something

( Reckless_Rik, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 9:44, Reply)

sorry, I'm a useless cunt for getting things done

( Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 23:50, Reply)

Crown and Goose

Camden, anyone up for that!?

( Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 19:08, Reply)

this is a possibility

i gave them a call this evening we can get a room to ourselves for £35. if people are up for it let me know in here and i can book it tomorrow.

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 19:29, Reply)

It's a small room and no seating

and you have to fight your way to the bar downstairs...

( Staticgirl, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 15:32, Reply)

hahahaha love the Ad.

( mugatu, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 10:45, Reply)

i don't have a

clue who any one is on that list, but i might be able to make it. that is if it's still at the imperial

( the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 2:58, Reply)

aye looks like it as at the imperial after all, at least to begin with

i don't know who the fuck you are but come along

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 8:52, Reply)

charming!

come one come all

it`ll be a bukkake fest

( Reckless_Rik, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 9:49, Reply)

that would be because

i'm more of a lurker /talker

( the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:04, Reply)

yeah saw that in your profile

the more the merrier

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:49, Reply)

If you want cheap drinks

Go to the Duke Of Argyle on Berwer St in Soho

Its a normal pub loads of space and its only £1.97 for a pint of the finest german larger.

(hamchicken&peas, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 11:00, Reply)

do they serve food?

how much is their ham, chicken & peas?

( Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 11:48, Reply)

If you want food go round t'back o Tesco's

it's stale bread day.

/Is tramp from Yorkshire

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 14:49, Reply)

i see what you did there

(hamchicken&peas, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:03, Reply)

is this far from the imperial?

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 12:47, Reply)

YOU`RE OBSESSED

.. with things

( Reckless_Rik, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 15:21, Reply)

nope its about a 5 min walk

and yes they serve food

www.streetmap.co.uk/newmap.srf?x=529596&y=180838&z=1&sv=archer+st&st=1&tl=Archer+Street+(off+Rupert+Street),+W1&searchp=newsearch.srf&mapp=newmap.srf

its on the corner where Gt windmill St meets Brewer street

(hamchicken&peas, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 17:02, Reply)

ah yes.. streets

we only know Teh Imperial as it`s the only pub in London ;)

( Reckless_Rik, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 9:32, Reply)

Damn Tooting!

( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 11:06, Reply)

no thanks

i don't use the horse

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 12:42, Reply)

Groups of 6

or more not allowed. This should be interesting.

(Carling in a Stella glass Sky high and six thousand miles away, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 14:27, Reply)

there was at least 15 of us last time

they generally turn a blind eye when we spend all teh money and spend the evening not so much being rowdy as putting on red paper napkins and plastic moustaches

should be OK, but we have a couple of back up plan pubs, and if worst comes to the worst, we`ll send people off there and I`ll stay behind (cos I`ll probably be sad and wear teh t-shirt) and get more and more drunk and direct people to the newer place, until say 10pm

it`ll be grand bejaysus

( Reckless_Rik, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 14:34, Reply)

i'll also be wearing a t-shirt like a sad fucker

black on black, tis the new style dontcha know

oh and i can only stay till half seven cos some cunt friend's only gone and been born on the same day, bah

( gravytrain, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 15:06, Reply)

well if anyone sees a sexy fat cunt with goggles on

it's either me or rik, come over and introduce yourself

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 16:10, Reply)

^ that

very well described, Fanj

*touch*

( Reckless_Rik, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 16:15, Reply)

I can only stay for a while as well

due to similar birthday cunt friend interfaces

( Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 17:11, Reply)

not sure if people check the top of this page

but i've put a contact number up there

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 3 Dec 2005, 9:12, Reply)

oh dear

i can't come (to the pub) now...If all that lot arrive no-one will miss me though...have a good time...

( Staticgirl, Sat 3 Dec 2005, 13:01, Reply)