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This is a link post Slow Loris loves getting tickled

(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post what a happy little chappy!
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post This wins teh Internets !
Slow Lorises (sic) are the new cats :D
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post \o/
teh lully!
 (UTB, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post 0:33-0:55=cutest thing EVER
0:23-0:27=unsettlingly erotic.
 (Cap'n, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post *squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
*splode*
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post awwww this is tooooo cute
*explodes*
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 12:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ban this sick filth
That loris was totally getting sexeh pleasure from that full body rub.

You can tell from the disappointed look when ever she stopped rubbing
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is a thing of beauty

(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's awesome!
*tickles*
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dangerous Stuff
Just watched this with 2 mates, all three of us stopped breathing from laughing too much.
 (I helped save b3ta! faultykyle, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Want....
he's like a little smiling teddy bear:-)
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post wonderful!
hooray for the little chappie! that lady is going to need a lot of stimulants- she is not allowed to stop for days and days and days
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post She could probably fashion a tickle machine
out of lolly sticks, a loo roll tube and some rubber bands
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't have any sound
so does it make any noise?

'Cos if it makes a cute noise I might actually explode.
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm
I wonder if she is aware that they are toxic wee beasties? I kid you not... the only poisonous mammals, the slow loris.
 (BlackCat, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think that they're the only ones...
There's quite a few shrews which are venomous too:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venomous_mammals
 (witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
did you know that or did you do a search merely to disprove him?
 (B3taByter Meh, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had an inkling of it.
One of those factoids which may have been featured on QI at one point or another. Did a search to confirm.

In other words, I like cats.
 (witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do Duck Billed Paltypus's not have a poisonous barb too?

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 17:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes

(b, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post *slow reply award*
I think there's some techincal differences between what loris, shrews and platypus do. Can't recall though... *vaguely remembers some teaching*
 (BlackCat, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I read about somebody researching Loris poison
which is, they think, the same as whatever the thing is in cat dander (or cat saliva, I don't know) which makes people allergic to cats. Only worse. Also, because the poison is intoxicating, slow lorises are made into wine, and sometimes dried and smoked.
 (_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think she knows
see how she carefully avoids the patch on the inside of the elbows? Thats where the toxin is.
 (b, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post They're
the only poisonous primates. There are a lot of poisonous mammals.
Anyway, the venom isn't strong enough to kill a human. Just hurts like hell, and that little munchkin's face is so precious I would definitely risk it.
 (TheWonderfulWombat It came to me in a dream., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 4:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Where can I buy one?

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post In the second video
she rubs his cock
 (I helped save b3ta! FishNChimps Achtung! Spitfeuer!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 14:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh. My. God.
*cute spasms*
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 17:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awwwww
want!
 (KnackerDwarf, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 18:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post what the fuck is a slow loris for fuck sake!
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 8:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post
One of them things on the vodeo.
 (LeeRatbag, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post The opposite of a pretty nippy one.

(tryptych The only exercise I ever get is hiccupping., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 18:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!
There's a kids book called Slow Loris which is absolutely one of the best kids books ever.
 (I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Wasn't that Slow Norris, or am I getting confused?
 (Sir Cosmo Bonsor, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aww!
Look at his tiny fists, he couldn't punch his way out of a wet paper bag. New sport, Slow Loris Tiny Fist Boxing?
 (Pushka, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 8:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love its expression!
Those teeny tiny fists of ecstasy are killing me!
 (TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:57, , Reply)