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This is a normal post they really like their donkeys

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 20:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post As I have said all along to girls
There's nothing wrong with sex in the ass
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 20:32, , Reply)
This is a link post One note bass solo I made this!
This is my one note bass solo from a while back.
(Blonix be alright, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting timbre/tone control.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
It's good to see extended techniques used for actual music for once.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 31 Jul 2020, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post “One note”, or “One note and absinthe” ?

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 1 Aug 2020, 15:07, , Reply)
This is a link post The Hole in the Ground
Because fuck it, the sun's out, here's something happy to watch.
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 14:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kids of today don't even know they're born

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post One of, if not the best depiction.
Needs to be shown to all kids. If that doesn't traumatise them, bring out Watership Down.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 31 Jul 2020, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Which is the one with the man with the wonky eyes and the rifle?

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Threads 1984
They made it as realistically nasty as they could, properly traumatic.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0zL5whtUbg
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 31 Jul 2020, 17:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post No I'm thinking of... *searches hard*... The War Game (1966)
archive.org/details/TheWarGame_201405
The one funny bit is about 10 minutes and 10 seconds in, the rest is absolutely harrowing.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 18:10, , Reply)
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Both brutal. Both well worth watching.

I was rather taken by the Hole in the Ground as it seems to be from the early stages of the cold war, where there was a naive optimism about how many weapons would be used. Like there would be a few, but nothing too much to worry about.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 18:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post The execution scene bothers me,
firing 6 .303 Lee Enfield rifles at a 4-5m distance from a brick wall is risky.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 31 Jul 2020, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post
How far back do you recommend standing when executing a brick wall?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 20:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Far enough so the flaming hammers don't bounce back.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 31 Jul 2020, 21:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am not very familiar with guns
but couldn't you just stand at 45 degrees to the wall?
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 1 Aug 2020, 11:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love the wild over-staffing in the control room.
Need to move a piece of paper 10 metres or so? That's a job for four or five people working as a closely-coordinated team!
 (Star Wars Starwarsy McStarwars Face, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 19:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post We certainly don't have the efficiency of the Eastern Europeans.
A few less women might have sped things up a bit, though.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a link post Mouse, tidying up
Apparently not GC
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 12:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe it's building a machine...

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 31 Jul 2020, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was kind of hoping a wacky-races-style helicopter was going to come out of the box at the end of the video

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 31 Jul 2020, 14:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Either that or a suit of mech armour.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 31 Jul 2020, 14:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pickle Rick!

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have two guesses.
Paranoid guess: The mouse knows that when the tub reaches a certain weight, food will be released via the wire/string contraption seen behind/above the tub.
Projected paranoia guess: There is food in the tub and he is burying it to prevent other mice from stealing his stash.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 19:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post alt theory
man is repairing his mechanical mouse trap invention laying all the intricate parts out in order of extraction ready for later reassembly but every morning finds them mysteriously mixed up in a tub so sets up camera to find out why
later makes his millions with an idea for a board game that is fun for all the family
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post alt alt theory
The mouse is participating in a scavanger hunt to win a Million dollars from an eccentric millionaire.

The mouse's opponent is his friend the cat.

Plot twist, the cat's list includes the item: mouse
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 21:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post ah so that's what the mouse is building in that tub

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 21:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Simpsons is like a terminally ill, geriatric dog that should have been put down years ago.
But instead, the owner keeps throwing money at it finding crueler and crueler ways to prolong its life.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 21:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Over the course of the game, players at first cooperate to build a working Rube Goldberg-like mouse trap. Once the mouse trap has been built, players turn against each other"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mouse_Trap_(game)
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 22:09, , Reply)
This is a link post Drone-fed vulture chick
News from the Holy Land
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a link post What does a computer mouse see?
What does a computer mouse see?
(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 31 Jul 2020, 10:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post What does a computer mouse see?
Nothing. It has no brain.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post But how does it smell?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 31 Jul 2020, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mine smells like stale jizz an Chipsicks.

(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Surely the processor supplies the perception, like the brain does for the eye.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 31 Jul 2020, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think you have this the wrong way round, but maybe I should have said 'mind' instead of 'brain.'
A computer processor perceives nothing. Yet.*

*With all respect to Roko's basilisk.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Perception in the sense that it receives information and makes some order of it.
Not consciousness, an insect can perceive a stimulus and react to it, it isn't sentient but it does need to collect and make sense of data.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 31 Jul 2020, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can you prove an insect isn't sentient?
The computer can be programmed to make use of data, in a way, but really it is the user who makes use of the whole thing.

Fucking hell the English language gets in the way of articulating these ideas. Users using and making use of useful uses.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 18:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'Proof' itself is often a slippery word.
Actual proof is only available in mathematics, everything else is supportive evidence.
Isn't the insect effectively programmed at the DNR level by the position of proteins and then further coding?
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 31 Jul 2020, 20:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post But isn't the human effectively programmed in the same way?
(Assuming you mean DNA).

I think there's a spectrum of sentience; that an ant has enough self awareness to be a good ant, communicates with other ants using language (made from pheromones\hormones rather than words), has a concept of time and space, mortality, things and their kinds, understands tool use, understands agriculture (their fungus farms), and even has individual creativity (e.g. no two ant hills are quite the same, each individual chooses which materials to use and where to put each building block).
 (I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 21:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, like everything in our simulation
they are simply programmed by the scientist
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 31 Jul 2020, 22:07, , Reply)
This is a link post As many airships in films as I could find I made this!
Not sure, have I missed any airships in films.
(Wilow1, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 6:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you get paid for sharing this shit?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 31 Jul 2020, 7:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe we could pay it to stop.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 7:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post *checks empty pockets*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 31 Jul 2020, 8:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post
There should be a Patreoff for such causes. People could get paid for not creating unnecessary podcasts and YouTube channels
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 9:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post *steals idea*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 31 Jul 2020, 10:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post
*seeks legal advice*

*asks "Law Twitter"*
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post What I've long loved about airships
is that there was so much evidence that they were a really bad idea, yet they poured the most amazing amount of time and effort into them. So many attempts didn't even manage to get out of a hangar or make a maiden flight intact.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 7:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post
They were a really good idea, until the aeroplane was properly developed. Then they were redundant.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post
They are still a really good idea, for the right type of cargo. Like canals, they can move things using very small carbon footprint, as long as you aren't in a hurry.
 (NiceButDim it wasn't me, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 13:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are wise

(Wilow1, Sat 1 Aug 2020, 7:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is a more luxurious journey

(Wilow1, Sat 1 Aug 2020, 7:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Only because they were so slow and expensive. The sort of person who could afford to travel on one was not going to put up with Ryanair service for the four days or so it would cost to cross the Atlantic.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 1 Aug 2020, 9:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post No they are good idea now, environmentally friendly

(Wilow1, Sat 1 Aug 2020, 7:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post laputa: castle in the sky

(ozof, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 9:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Adventures of Baron Munchausen ?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixbStXcVqW4
 (I helped save b3ta! I F Hobo then {steal bindle}, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 12:56, , Reply)
This is a link post Epic lurkers
delurked
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 6:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post
“microbial life is very persistent, and often finds a way to survive,” says Virginia Edgcomb, a microbial ecologist at the Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution, before shutting the car door moments before the velociraptors struck
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 7:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Microbes love to eat 5G.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 15:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's hope for B3ta yet

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 20:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post There is alwyas hope for B3ta

(Wilow1, Sat 1 Aug 2020, 7:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Friday music
GC be damned.........
(Monkee girl not a monkee, not a girl, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 3:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Possible /links theme right here.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 31 Jul 2020, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post This has been stuck in my head all afternoon.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a link post Look how far we've come as a society in the past 35-40 years


(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 3:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post crotchstick masculinity

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 4:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I saw this in the cinema!

(Wilow1, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 7:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Blocked in UK

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 31 Jul 2020, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bummer
It's the aerobics dance scene from the movie, 'Perfect', with John Travolta and Jamie Lee Curtis.

Lots of hip thrusting, flirting, sweating & rattling body parts.
 (I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like too much effort to me.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 31 Jul 2020, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post like
this one
NSFW
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post This video contains content from Channel 4, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.
But Channel 4 is based in my country. Wtf? Surely there can't be two Channel 4s.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post It owns the copyright in UK etc.
So Channel 4 blocked it, they probably can't enforce it in other jurisdictions.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 31 Jul 2020, 17:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh I see.
Rather churlish of them.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 17:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Blaaaahdy forrins coming in here stealing our aerobicise!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh Pedro
Shirley you were thinking of this www.youtube.com/watch?v=qetW6R9Jxs4
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 19:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post needs moar dick

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 20:00, , Reply)
This is a link post Boomerang in Japan
Boomerang 'Driving Gloves' Jack shows how its done
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 22:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, and here's episode 1:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcWtho1uNyc
 (I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 22:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did not anticipate the suit in the guitar, nor what followed

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 22:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post This shit is fucking amazing
and here's episode 2: www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZiKwgRh6iE
 (I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 23:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can't find the rest on legal streaming services, sadly.
And I can only see the first 17 of 33 episodes, and apparently a bunch of them are not subtitled.

To be fair 33 episodes might be stretching the bounds of this amazing formula quite a bit.

Still though, I am happy to live in a world where this show was made. Thank you for introducing me to it!
 (I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 23:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're welcome

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 7:28, , Reply)
This is a link post The Truth Behind "Beveragino"
Did someone say beveragino?? Many people have seen the viral "Beveragino" video, but they aren't aware of the stunt co-ordination and intensive training that went into making it. We go behind-the-scenes...
(lifeskillsification, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Piss off

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Toxic masculinity

(97800, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or femininity, god forbid I assume anything

(97800, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post It’s not often that I get called masculine, so I’m happy to take that.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's what SHE said

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Thu 30 Jul 2020, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, get her!

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 19:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post BOOBIES!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 30 Jul 2020, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post SEXUAL HARASSER!
I urgently need training in how to cope with harassment on b3ta, if only there were someone qualified to dispense such a didactic, do you know anyone?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 20:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post *wookie noises*

(I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Mr Jupitus? Is that you?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am carrying a fair bit of lockdown podge
But I’m not quite porky the poet proportions
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 21:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post didactic isn't a noun
stick to simpler words more at your level, your stalky obsession with me will improve in quality
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 23:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ autodidact

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 0:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just the usual “ought to die” act

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 1:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's not unusual...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwvNbAqcSpk
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 1:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Toxic avenger, that's fairly neutral

(97800, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 17:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post pussy poisoner?

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 23:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fanny Flambeaux?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=mcDgOGC5Lcc
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 12:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fanny Flambeaux, the alternative to shaving.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 31 Jul 2020, 13:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a bit harsh

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 17:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post What's a
never mind, I don't care
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Thu 30 Jul 2020, 17:44, , Reply)
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Haven't you seen the viral "Beveragino" video? Many people have. Some are even saying it has no provable link to cadmium poisoning or childhood obesity.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 18:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Me, whenever something "viral" or "new" comes along

(97800, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^This, shedloads of this.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 30 Jul 2020, 18:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think the first "popular" thing I dug my heels in over was Crazy Frog.
I've since been happy for Keep Calm & Literally Any Text Whatsoever, Baby Shark, dabbing, Gangnam Style, etc etc to just wash over me. Stupid pointless shit, perpetuated by idiots.
 (97800, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 19:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post b3ta, I mean.

(97800, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 19:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Pokémon Go was pretty fun for those three weeks though.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 20:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quickly ruined by paedophiles using it to trap the unwary.

(97800, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 20:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post
b3ta.com/links/1546239
 (97800, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 20:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I wouldn't dare suggest that was the fun bit. That would be a comment unbecoming of a peurile digital arts thingamy.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post At least it got /talk outside for a bit.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 22:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I dislike any conformity pressure to like something.
People who cannot imagine not liking football, rugby, soaps, reality tv, not eating meat, whatever, implying I'm wrong because it challenges their social assumptions about reality.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 30 Jul 2020, 20:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm taking a knee while clapping like a seal as I type this.

(97800, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 20:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Well it's a Thursday, but you're 23 minutes late.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 20:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm too tired to play social games, my heart's not in it.
I caught myself singing to the new cat today (I was sober), so am probably irreversibly fucked.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 30 Jul 2020, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post
"O lovely Pussy! O Pussy, my love,
What a beautiful Pussy you are,
You are,
You are!
What a beautiful Pussy you are!"
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 2:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'Many people have'
Suffering from the DTs?
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 18:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Lots of people have read the text in the OP. Some are even able to spot the parallel with what I wrote.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Many top people

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post
The best.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 21:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post :)

(ozof, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 22:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its funny

(Wilow1, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 7:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hi petal x

(Sherbs, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Talk of sandwiches reminded me of this NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 30 Jul 2020, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very good
I'm sure it's a story line that's been done before, but that is a good rendition.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a link post An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman...

(I helped save b3ta! Yoofaloof 'I like it here, wherever it is...', Thu 30 Jul 2020, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Clicked on this because I thought it was Limmy
Managed around 90 seconds. Sorry
 (Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 12:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post It really is lovely to have you here, on /board and /talk too.
We were lacking some positivity around these parts. Fortunately one of the old most brobdingnagian pricks stopped posting so much.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cocksooker?

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 14:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll need to brush my teeth first
but yes, why not?
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why? Does it mind?! o_O

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 30 Jul 2020, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post You forgot calendar m8

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh hi, Cocksooker.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wish I'd stopped at 90 seconds.
I was holding out for a punchline or payoff or surprise. I was disappointed.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh how we laughed
Through snarled lips and gritted teeth
 (Melatonin, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 19:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wanted to like this, but as someone else points out, there is no real punchline.
I suppose it's just a list really. Rabelais was celebrated for his lists. Maybe they were seen as funny at the time because no one had seen a list of rude words written down before. They're not funny now. Nor is this. The grain of truth it contains is just too depressing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 20:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Birds pecking man's third eye
Feasting on the goo within
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post my street must have 20 magpies, which is odd as they're usually solitary or in pairs around here
I discovered some sheila was feeding them, rocking up each day in her car. Christ knows what her backstory is. But now with lockdown, she hasn't been able to come around, and now the street's filled with starving magpies.
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post You could share some of the sandwiches people here have been bringing you

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 11:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post a good BLT? Let em starve
I don't think either of us have changed our sig in years
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Changing the date and time every time I post is hard work as it is

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Make a special hat to feed them with then video it.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 30 Jul 2020, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a link post The Superman's return


(Sherbs, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post nutsack of steel

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bought a race bike recently
Since I won't be doing the thrice-weekly lockdown-necessitated 40 km round-trip ride taking my youngest to daycare, but I'd like to keep some of the fitness fatness advantages.

I've been on a couple of rides so far but I cannot so much as look down at the front wheel without wobbles so significant that I fear falling off.

Kudos to this nutcase's nutsack.
 (Papagato RackSpanner, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 12:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't handle the hard narrow little racing seats, and I've heard there a significant problem of impotency among the bike racing fraternity that I'd rather avoid
No matter what bike I get, and I think I had five stolen in London all told so I go through a lot, I buy a nice wide dutch seat with the springs underneath (still with the groove) and swap it in
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I live in the Netherlands
And I've had plenty of wide sprung seats. They're definitely better for comfort, but having spent years sat bolt-upright, Dutch-style, with all my weight on my arse, the razor-sharp race bike saddle is not bad at all, since a lot of weight is now on my arms and shoulders.

There are shit Dutch saddles too, the most important thing is to keep adjusting it until it's right for you - on our cargo bike it now slopes toward the rear of the bike as I found this the most comfortable.
 (Papagato RackSpanner, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 13:41, , Reply)
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"Hard narrow racing saddles" are a bit of a myth, as is the impotency story. There is a huge range of different saddle designs these days, and you may have to try a few to see what works best for you; there's no single design that is perfect for everyone. Indeed, a wide, sprung Dutch saddle may not be the most comfortable option if you are riding farther than the local shops.
 (abc, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post there may be something to it
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/9150814/ though I can't speak to the quality of the study
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 23:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Already had my kids so I'm good for a silly little saddle when the midlife crisis kicks in

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post People don't tend to get along with 'hard narrow racing seats' because they're sitting on them wrong.
You don't sit on a road saddle in the same way you'd sit on a BMX/Mountain Bike/Town bike saddle. People are used to sitting on saddles in the same way they sat on a saddle when they learned to ride a bike. Upright. You don't sit upright on a road bike. You're very much in a forward leaning position with a good portion of your weight supported by your arms. The saddle should be placing a lot more support on your perineum than your arse.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 18:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post you're probably right
but I like to sit upright, survey my surroundings, and I'm usually trying to get to work, not win Le Tour, so the racing saddles aren't for me
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 23:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Get padding
.. essential!
 (GeeFunk, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 18:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am going to try

(Wilow1, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 7:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are these for anything in particular or just to show off your skills?
Very good btw.

If you're doing it for the love, may I suggest Isaac Arthur's channel on youtube is always looking for space ship graphics.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm making them in order get my family back who have been kidnapped by a group of armed robots under the control of George Francis from Robot Wars

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post He spoke at my university once. I didn't go.
So ends my enthralling Robot Wars anecdote.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Beautiful man

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 21:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cool
but green screen is cheating
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Thu 30 Jul 2020, 17:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post great.. looks amazing

(Wilow1, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 7:34, , Reply)
This is a link post You lot like rockets to Mars. Prepare to knock another one out
NASA TV coverage begins at 7am ET. How to watch: nasa.gov/live
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 8:25, , Reply)
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Liftoff scheduled for 12:50 UK time.

I find his presentation style a bit grating, but Everyday Astronaut has a good rundown of the rover and it's mission here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEO77UEFGT4

Nasa TV Stream
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 9:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post that was good that
I can see the ... 'attraction'
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 15:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post He keeps saying "perseveriance."

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 0:37, , Reply)

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