common: A no budget TV pilot I've been helping out with
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I made this!
Here's a hard-hitting piece of urban drama I helped write and shot bits of. Pretty gritty like a stone titty.
There's two episodes up.
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arrangedletters, Tue 21 Sep 2021, 4:08,
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Watched it
Don’t feel particularly informed about what it’s like after a period of hard usage. What’s the build quality like? Does the battery still hold the same charge? Any loss in performance? Any system faults?
All I learned is that the doors are odd (yes), and the owner bought a six-figure car for his dog to destroy.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 21 Sep 2021, 19:42,
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The comments section is full of incredulity and cheap laffs.
Advanced cat reset wank.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 20 Sep 2021, 22:33,
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To be honest, having seen cat chiropractics videos in my YT feed, I'm not surprised.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 21 Sep 2021, 0:40,
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Oh fuck, enthusiastic amateurs rearranging their poor moggies.
Dread to think what will turn up next in my YT.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 21 Sep 2021, 2:03,
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I'm more of the "chiropractors are frauds" opinion.
When it comes to pets they become absolute bastard fraudsters.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 21 Sep 2021, 2:46,
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Hear hear.
Such a bunch of cunts.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 21 Sep 2021, 14:07,
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Oh dear, smacks of old 'therapy as religion' nonsense.
People would have better results from 'Bob and Brad' on YT, very useful vids m.youtube.com/user/physicaltherapyvideo
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 21 Sep 2021, 15:33,
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People peddling stuff love an easy target.
Don't know much about Chiropractors but, have suspected that it's an expensive version of physiotherapy.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 21 Sep 2021, 15:22,
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They pretend to be able to cure anything by manipulating the spine.
Apparently all manner of ailments are caused by “subluxations” of the spine. You know you’re dealing with pseudoscientific shysters when they start inventing their own jargon.
Reminds me of an old remark/joke from (I think) Tim Minchin:
“Do you know what they call alternative treatments that have been tested and proven to work?”
“Medicine.”
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jonbob loves you, Tue 21 Sep 2021, 15:30,
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Having had a quick look, it is 18-19thC magical physio based on old guesswork.
Which was replaced by science.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 21 Sep 2021, 15:41,
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Reiki for reindeer
Shiatsu for shih tzus
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 21 Sep 2021, 5:40,
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crystals for caymans
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 21 Sep 2021, 13:03,
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Armadillo aromatherapy, surely
Bach Flower Therapy for Black Footed Ferrets
Dugong Qigong
Feldenkrais for Fennec Foxes
Howler monkey Hypnotherapy
Musk-Ox Moxibustion
Neuro Linguistic Programming for Narwhals
Orangutan Orgonomy
Pranic Healing for Proboscis Monkeys
Rolfing for raccoons
Sperm Whale Sonopuncture
Tui Na for tuna
Zebra Zang Fu
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 21 Sep 2021, 19:00,
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Sonic sauna for general fauna
candling for bramling.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 21 Sep 2021, 19:16,
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I didn't look for it, honest oscifer.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 22 Sep 2021, 13:09,
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I can’t read the word bonk without hearing it in the voice of a certain fictitious Bostonian
Bonk!
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jonbob loves you, Tue 21 Sep 2021, 16:32,
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"I'm just waiting for a mate!"
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 20 Sep 2021, 19:59,
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That's all very Australian
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 22 Sep 2021, 14:07,
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I like Byline, but then the out of sync posh lady appears begging for likes and subscriptions and money
and consequently I don't click like, I don't subscribe, and I don't send them any money.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 20 Sep 2021, 13:40,
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Well off woman seems upset about losing money and having to do paperwork.
Well, love, I had to do paperwork before, and now I'm making more money.
You say potato, I say potato.
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What business are you in?
Is it related to debt collecting?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 20 Sep 2021, 17:37,
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I'm making much more money too
Precisely because all the extra paperwork is confusing and needlessly onerous - the firm I work for is in the testing, inspection, and certification business.
We're fucking swamped. I have a full calendar of work well into 2022.
We're turning customers away if their cases are too weird and difficult, cause we just don't have the time to spend on them while we can make good cash out of straightforward regular customers.
More money is nice, but the stress of it all is draining - and I know there are still plenty of companies out there who are just not bothering to do things right. We only see the ones who want to do the right thing.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 22 Sep 2021, 6:55,
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Byline can fuck off
They're all over the place publicizing Piers Corbyn tonight, the cunts
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And this load of fucking wank
twitter.com/ProgFrock/status/1439718074261901319
Bunch of life-endangering tin-foil-hat cunts
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Very disturbing
I hate Thatcher quotes I agree with.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 20 Sep 2021, 18:54,
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I don't get the impression they're promoting that sort of thing.
The text and video in your link vilifies the people you correctly describe as tin-foil-hat cunts.
Do you think Byline are cunts for exploiting the nutters, then exploiting the fear of nutters by circulating these videos? That's been a large part of the news business model for the past century or two.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 20 Sep 2021, 19:04,
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The link on Twitter above the one I posted
That was my error
And yes, I do believe Byline are cunts for the reasons I expressed above, including promulgating non-scientific fuckwittery
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I don't understand
(actually I suspect you don't understand, but I'm being polite about it).
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 21 Sep 2021, 13:54,
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Bassoon Bloopers!
Very niche
2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sun 19 Sep 2021, 23:00,
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Sounds like there's an otter trapped in her bassoon
youtu.be/PhX35jRb1co
Not a euphemism or a euphonium
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 20 Sep 2021, 7:09,
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My wife's housemates are the guys who made the Lego Knights of the Round Table video
and a bunch of Lego Star Wars stuff, and others, back when the Brickmation thing was new.
I guess I could have stopped them, if I'd foreseen what would happen.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 19 Sep 2021, 21:50,
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“My wife’s housemates”
Now there’s a sentence construction that invites questions…
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 20 Sep 2021, 9:44,
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Maybe she's just REALLY friendly.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 20 Sep 2021, 12:26,
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Well, you can't edit the cunting titles, can you?
I meant her ex housemates, from before we met. I did try to correct it, but we're on b3ta, which is stuck with code mashed together in the late 90s or something. Anyway, I thought, "Nah, it'll be obvious what I meant."
Of course, I'm now her housemate. We have a rota for the washing up and everything. "Who's been eating my biscuits?"
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 20 Sep 2021, 18:16,
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The Cult - She Sells Sanctuary
All due credit to Toyah, but... after that... I needed the original
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Astbury's pirate look not quite hitting the mark. Glad I only had this on Cassette.
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Fairytale about Birmingham and Russians
I made this!
Was the opening for my last stage show The Tattening...
Features Birmingham historian Dr. Carl Chinn.
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Always love your green screening techniques
You're a true master of that art :D
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No shitness at all
its a massive part of the appeal and funniness of your stuff, btw you have an uncanny resemblance to my grandsons school teacher, feel like creasing up every time I see him lol
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Rivals
I made this!
Morning links, haven't been here for a while apart from the occasional lurk so, hope its not rude to just roll up and spam my stuff but, apart from sharing the track, the artwork was made for me by my fifteen yr old daughter which I am keen to show off, she's got sketchbook after sketchbook of cool drawings like this and this one isn't even one or her strongest pieces however, I'm super chuffed with it also, hope you enjoy the tune as well and thank you in advance for any feedback.
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Taco Bell? Pfffft...
I'd like to see it try with the fat Listo burrito I had on Friday...would choke the fucker (and if it did manage to swallow it, I wouldn't want to have to clean up the after effects of the Flame Thrower hot sauce).
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 19 Sep 2021, 16:45,
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Here bubba, let me show you our newborn baby son..
NOOOOOO!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 20 Sep 2021, 8:33,
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Some dogs are walking bins.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 20 Sep 2021, 14:51,
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Did he have any other gags?
I honestly can't remember
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 19 Sep 2021, 17:09,
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He didn't need any more than the broken _icrophone
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Sun 19 Sep 2021, 17:37,
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He didn't need any others
just like Andy Warhol didn't need another painting technique, he was a true genius.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Mon 20 Sep 2021, 8:48,
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He pretended to be a chicken.
I want his Space Chicken single to appear online, as he recorded it with my primary school.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 21 Sep 2021, 9:48,
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I seem to remember hating his act as a child, on Tiswas? All he seemed to do was say eb-ob a lot, I kinda got it in later years but still, desperate stuff.
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