Colourbox - Just Give 'Em Whiskey (1985)
Tune.
No video.
Bonus points available for identifying the soundbites.
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I used to listen to that album loads
So I can give you "The Prisoner" straight off.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 2 Nov 2021, 22:56,
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Sir! Sir! Sir!
I still have the vinyl. Great record from the same team that recorded this as M|A|R|R|S:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9gOQgfPW4Y
(, Wed 3 Nov 2021, 11:41, Reply)
Garth Marenghi reboot
I made this!
My friend made a concrete Darkplace hospital and asked me to do a promo.
I made a reboot set in the 00s
(, Tue 2 Nov 2021, 21:50, Reply)
Transfahmazzz
Optimus prime is a boombaclart.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 2 Nov 2021, 20:02,
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Skelly!!
How are you fella? Just to let you know about nine years ago you assured me that my scotch bonnet hot sauce would calm down in time. Well, this year....success.
Hope you're alright lad. Brizzle?
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unclepills, Wed 3 Nov 2021, 10:30,
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Hahahaha!
Nice! 9 year matured ftw! Exeter these days. How's you pillsy? Keeping out of trouble?
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 3 Nov 2021, 17:01,
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Cute idea
but the last paragraph has me a little concerned...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 2 Nov 2021, 17:44,
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The series has just ended.
But come to think of it I don’t remember them doing that segment for at least as long as Andy Zaltzman has been the host.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 2 Nov 2021, 21:01,
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They just need to remove the unfunny right wing 'balance' guests
and it will be the best it has ever been.
Either that or make it three teams, two made up of funny people, 1 made up of right wingers.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 3 Nov 2021, 14:26,
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Ah
My podcast listening habits have pretty much stopped following Lockdown. I no longer need to use it to block out a noisy office.
Didn’t even realise that there was a new host.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 3 Nov 2021, 19:05,
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I found this interesting.
This is the original tune. After kicking heroin, one day he tried it again, and overdosed and died. Someone who knew Sam Cooke broke into the studio and stole the master tapes, and called this their own song. They later credited this as Huey's work.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 2 Nov 2021, 12:33,
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that entire LP is incredible
btw I'm going to need a source on the ''A Change Is Gonna Come' is a Baby Huey original' story pls, I'm nigh on 100% certain that's bullshit
Cooke's version was recorded in Jan 1964, Huey's LP was recorded in 1969
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 Nov 2021, 13:42,
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What's all this healthy skepticism about.
I went off of this guy-
www.youtube.com/watch?v=faoK_IMO7_4
Uh oh, sounds like I've got a bit of my story wrong. Argh.
B3TA doesn't let me edit my post.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 2 Nov 2021, 14:13,
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'Listen to Me' and 'Hard Times' are the best tracks on the LP
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 Nov 2021, 14:35,
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You can't (yet) edit the subject
but you can edit the message, or at least you were able to in the past
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Nope. That's what I thought. It used to work that way. Not having any luck this time.
Let the world see me in all of my stupidity!
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 2 Nov 2021, 15:24,
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*Erects striped fairground tent, sets up stage and badly painted picture of Cowcat*
Roll up! Roll up!
See the stupidest B3tan in capitivity.
Marvel at the idiocy.
Ask questions of the dullard for hilarious answers.
All ladies must be chaperoned in Cowcat's presence for their own protection
(, Tue 2 Nov 2021, 15:31, Reply)
Goes into a Klezmer rage!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOKnUKIZ_Kc
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 2 Nov 2021, 15:49,
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Yeah, you can edit the message, but not the title
I've just done it on one of my posts.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 2 Nov 2021, 18:08,
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I heard you could edit only 3 letters
But which 3 is completely random
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 2 Nov 2021, 22:50,
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Only people who touch dogs bums can edit.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 2 Nov 2021, 23:49,
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Condition 1
I'm going for a little walk, I may be some time.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 2 Nov 2021, 12:11,
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Pfft.
Those conditions are when Geordies might put on a long-sleeve T-shirt before heading into toon.
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Varmint, Tue 2 Nov 2021, 14:29,
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And the lasses will be wearing their
Bigg Market duffle coats...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 2 Nov 2021, 20:11,
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Little film I made about some men who make things in sheds
I made this!
Something about social isolation, talking and mental health
(, Tue 2 Nov 2021, 11:43, Reply)
Nice.
Good to see there are places like that.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 2 Nov 2021, 12:18,
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Good scheme
Was recommended by a nurse some years ago, but was too unwell.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 2 Nov 2021, 21:50,
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woman with world's most profligate lifestyle urges others to act on climate change
The Philip bit is my favourite. We are now told that a man previously photographed shooting tigers and crashing round the country in his range rover was actually some sort of Attenborough-like figure who was trying to warn us all for years. I'm surprised she can keep a straight face
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fucking hell
www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10154077/Kate-Middleton-steps-SS20-Eponine-coat-dress-Earthshot-reception-Cop26.html
"eco-credentials" for wearing the same pair of shoes 12 times. She'll be living down a hole with Swampy next, the poor dear. This really is quite nauseating
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One does one's bit
As you can see, I am wearing this broach for a second time! That will have saved at least three lives in the gold and diamond mines.
They all have a secret meaning, you know. I once insulted a president by wearing a particular broach!
One did find it most amusing.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 2 Nov 2021, 12:21,
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Brooch
*saves planet by using dictionary again rather than buying a new one*
(, Tue 2 Nov 2021, 12:48, Reply)
I saved more than you
I didn't even buy one in the first place
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 2 Nov 2021, 13:42,
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I'm dead green me, even got a green dress on look. Green. And pants.
Oh this, just a butterfly, I love butterflies and that. Cant get enough of them. Have you heard of The Levellers? I have.
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Oh it's a photo of Philip surrounded by monarch butterflies
Probably a better choice than a photo of Prince Andrew amidst a nesting colony of shags
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 2 Nov 2021, 12:59,
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a photo of Prince Andrew amidst a nesting colony of
(was going to write sluts, specifically underage slutty girls, but slags fits into the joke better)
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 2 Nov 2021, 13:46,
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 2 Nov 2021, 15:08,
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Very hot in there. Have you ever been? Amazingly hot.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 2 Nov 2021, 19:00,
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Being head of the Crown Estate, she's got lots of land
And that land could be rewilded, and absorb fuck tonnes of CO2.
It's not necessarily a bad thing to be rich and in charge. If she's going to drive change within her sphere of influence, it's a fucking big sphere. Even a teeny improvement is probably more than I could manage.
/Devil'sAdvocate
Obviously she's part of the Illuminati plot to raise global temperatures for our alien overlords. Queen Liz-ard!
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 2 Nov 2021, 13:20,
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if it's going to interfere with her 6 week summer grouse shoot, no deal
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you don't shoot grouse during the summer, oik
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 Nov 2021, 16:53,
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The season of summer starts around about the summer solstice in June,
and finishes around the end of the third week in September.
That means the "Glorious Twelfth" is very firmly in the summer, oik.
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Varmint, Wed 3 Nov 2021, 21:53,
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Look, we all know
the only reason she is promoting being green is that the royal family is poised to make billions from offshore wind farms, because they own all the coastline.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 2 Nov 2021, 13:49,
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You'd think they could erect a few turbines themselves and, over time, become almost self-sufficient in electrical energy production for their own use
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Just remember she didn't choose this stupid lifestyle for herself, just as we didn't choose it for her.
Hate the unelected office. The individual who happens to occupy it is there by accident, not by design.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 2 Nov 2021, 13:51,
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she could choose to end it though. Today
She's had 70 years to end it or change it if that's what she wanted. She could have slimmed it down, sold off some shit - she didnt, she wants it all. Remember the tears when the massive yacht was taken away?
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Lol. Living in an independent monarchy twelve years into successive Conservative governments must be a living nightmare for you.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Tue 2 Nov 2021, 15:32,
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Which country in our political union are you inaccurately describing?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 2 Nov 2021, 19:03,
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Yeah, show me a wealthy head of a wealthy family who is eager to give up their wealth and influence for the greater good.
Event saint Tony Benn gave up his title but not his wealth, and in doing so gained greater influence.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 2 Nov 2021, 18:40,
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so she's not prepared to give up her wealth and influence for the greater good,
Why then is she asking us to make similar sacrifices?
It's called hypocrisy
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To what extent have you done it?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 3 Nov 2021, 16:10,
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Have you done more or less than her, in terms of proportion of your wealth?
The hypocrisy thing swings every which way, is my point. We're all built to the same specifications, more or less, and our collective behaviours are quite predictable. The chances are that if your birth-assigned roles were reversed, you'd be just like her and she'd be just like you. Neither of you are forced to give up your wealth, power, influence, freedoms, etc, so you don't.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 3 Nov 2021, 21:34,
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I guess I am as bad as her in that hypothetical alternate universe you've just imagined
I take it all back
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This is a surprisingly weak and stupid response from you.
The question remains: Have you done more or less than her, in terms of proportion of your wealth?
The probability I described relates only to the predictability of collective behaviours in this universe. Your lack of both logic and empathy is quite unbelievable. Pick a lane.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 4 Nov 2021, 14:17,
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probably a bit more than her tbh as I do the recycling in my house most weeks
(, Thu 4 Nov 2021, 14:47, Reply)
You think putting the bins out is giving up wealth and influence?
I think you need to think harder.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 4 Nov 2021, 17:02,
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hey, she already composted one daughter-in-law, what more do you want?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 2 Nov 2021, 22:02,
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Kicks in... reminds me of a guilty pleasure of mine
When I first heard this, I thought Ed Sheeran was going to be amazing. Yeah well... But I still stand by this song as a piece of perfection
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIJHg1XWR7o
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 2 Nov 2021, 4:54,
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Whoever is playing with it to get it in hunting mode.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 2 Nov 2021, 22:32,
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I'm not sure, I've seen cats with large eyes, or perhaps small faces.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 2 Nov 2021, 18:10,
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Iris my case
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 3 Nov 2021, 3:54,
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That's awful
I've never heard anything cornea.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 3 Nov 2021, 17:08,
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I find these lacking
in vitreous humour
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Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Wed 3 Nov 2021, 23:14,
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Hotel Bills
I made this!
Someone noted that Destiny's Child's Bills Bills Bills reminded them of Hotel California, so I had to see...
(More of a proof of concept than a full mashup but hopefully it will amuse/horrify someone somewhere)
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big clive
How a lateral flow test strip works (kept simple)
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 1 Nov 2021, 21:32,
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Best one yet
Live from Leeds
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 1 Nov 2021, 18:17,
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Someone ninja’d the boomerang video. Here’s another.
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jonbob loves you, Mon 1 Nov 2021, 17:03,
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That sure brings back memories.
Going to college while growing pot in the attic.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 1 Nov 2021, 22:14,
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The Book Of Boba Fett Trailer (2021)
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 1 Nov 2021, 16:04,
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Amazing
At 00:43 he speaks without moving his lips at all!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 1 Nov 2021, 16:46,
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I guess they get to repurpose some Underworld assets now.
Yay for Disney's accountants!
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 1 Nov 2021, 17:32,
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He wasn't an interesting character in The Mandalorian, but that manages to look even worse than I was expecting.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 1 Nov 2021, 18:35,
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Agreed. However, I thought TM was going to be complete shit and was pleasantly surprised by it.
The more niche and small scale the story, the better they seem to be. The saga sequels, Rogue One, Solo, and Resistance were fucking awful IMHHO. Mandalorian, Rebels, the final season of Clone Wars, and The Bad Batch, all fairly good.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 1 Nov 2021, 19:19,
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Rogue One was great!
It's the only one that actually looked like Star Wars.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 2 Nov 2021, 14:40,
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It was 'great'
if your idea of great Star Wars is an utterly pointless prequel that adds nothing except a few utterly disposable and forgettable characters, while shitting on the legacy of Peter Cushing, and offering a video game cut scene of Vader cutting up disposable rebels, and a video game cut scene of princess Leia saying 'hope' through the face of a cadaver found swelling in a river.
It was a fucking insult to Star Wars and you should really, honestly, not get me started.
It was better than The Last Jedi though, obviously.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 2 Nov 2021, 18:48,
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War Tauntaun will be released in 2023
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 2 Nov 2021, 6:06,
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punky brewster or webster, which is better?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 1 Nov 2021, 11:09,
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Anyone got a campervan?
I made this!
It's us again (sorry). Here's our paean to the campervans of Margate.
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If I wanted to shit in a bucket I'd get a narrow boat on the canal.
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Varmint, Mon 1 Nov 2021, 15:57,
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is there even a bucket to shit in?
I thought the idea was you either shit in the wild or at the camp site toilets
Either way, I'm out
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Wouldn't you just perch over the side or does that only happen at sea?
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not a bad tune
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 1 Nov 2021, 21:27,
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