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This is a link post Salt N Pepa 'Push It' Vs Coldcut 'Timber' I made this!
i have no musical skills at all.I dont believe i'm autistic or artistic.....but i know when something just fits. My assumptions are sometimes way off...But this just sounds right to me.
 (Tivert, Wed 29 Dec 2021, 3:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I admire your skills
That was great.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 29 Dec 2021, 8:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
Gets my vote.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Wed 29 Dec 2021, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post S u p e r b

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Wed 29 Dec 2021, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked that, but my slow internet struggled.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 29 Dec 2021, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post My favourite
was always Spinderella
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 29 Dec 2021, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you so much
Your views and support made me the 5th most trending person on the rave website this morning.

I am amazed and totally thankful for your wonderful responses.
 (Tivert, Thu 30 Dec 2021, 2:13, Reply)
This is a link post Some ear bleach after the lovely singing ladies

(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 29 Dec 2021, 0:20, Reply)
This is a normal post She's great

(Sherbs, Wed 29 Dec 2021, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post She makes it all seem so easy
That wo fingered (i,m) tremolo! (Una Limosna...)
 (I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Wed 29 Dec 2021, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yeah? Let's hear her play Raining Blood, then!
In all seriousness, though. Classical guitarists are criminally underappreciated.
The guitarist in one of my previous bands was classically trained, and heads and shoulders above the rest of us talent wise. She was massively into Tool, Jane's Addiction, Smashing Pumpkins and could absolutely shred along to Sepultura/Slayer/Megadeth, but her classical playing was something else entirely. The sheer expressiveness that a good classical guitarist can bring out of a performance will always impress me more than the sheer technicality that some contemporary guitarists rely upon for likes and shares.
Her older brother was also classically trained and moved to Spain to teach Spanish guitar to Spaniards (!)
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 29 Dec 2021, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I did my classical guitar grades when i was younger.
I found grade 7 harder than grade 8.
 (Sherbs, Thu 30 Dec 2021, 2:03, Reply)
This is a link post Cheer up ladies…


(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 28 Dec 2021, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post They DO seem excited
to share in the good news...
 (I helped save b3ta! CapnChkn I would rather be flying elephants., Wed 29 Dec 2021, 8:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd look like that if I knew I had to return to the close company of tactile priest.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 29 Dec 2021, 8:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I love how the younger one is throwing a MASSIVE strop throughout.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Wed 29 Dec 2021, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post The lady on the left can not look left or right
The girl on the right can not look straight
 (Sherbs, Sat 1 Jan 2022, 0:32, Reply)
This is a link post abstract doodling via A.I. either on app or browser, have fun!
the more words you input, the more intricate the abstraction. Pedro, being as abstractly creative as he is, was the subject of this piece, heh.

ibb.co/8m2R1R6


Click for bigger (409 kb)
 (Flesh Gordon chop'n broccoli, Tue 28 Dec 2021, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Poor Pedro {:-((

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 28 Dec 2021, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Burns When I Pee' - S. Christie (2021)

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 28 Dec 2021, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post
heheheheheheheh
 (Flesh Gordon chop'n broccoli, Tue 28 Dec 2021, 23:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Great find, by the way.
I'm seriously considering getting a few of these as actual prints.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 28 Dec 2021, 23:39, Reply)
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i like to hit the back button and reuse the words to produce a different image with a different style…steampunk and baroque are my two favorites!
 (Flesh Gordon chop'n broccoli, Wed 29 Dec 2021, 2:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Everybody come look what came out of my butt

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Wed 29 Dec 2021, 2:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting results

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 28 Dec 2021, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more work
Click for bigger (148 kb)
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 28 Dec 2021, 23:37, Reply)
This is a normal post It looked better hanging in the other room

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Wed 29 Dec 2021, 2:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I crossed the streams, sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 29 Dec 2021, 2:48, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHA!
He looks very French!
 (I helped save b3ta! PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Tue 28 Dec 2021, 23:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Subo throwing a javelin

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 29 Dec 2021, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post That is spectacular!

(I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 29 Dec 2021, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post How do you get
the big pictures?
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 29 Dec 2021, 21:27, Reply)
This is a link post The Great British Fake Off | Quick D
Captain Disillusion investigates a case of trademark-based VFX shenanigans.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 28 Dec 2021, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post What a load of copyright bollocks!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 28 Dec 2021, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Not as seamless as the BBC's hit show "Boss Cat"

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 28 Dec 2021, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Gotta make the lawyers earn the money.
Nobody really cares though.
 (Covid69 Boris variant., Tue 28 Dec 2021, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Huh.
I had always assumed it was an American format as ‘bake off’ screams septic tank to me, and that was the only reason they’d stuck British in the title, to differentiate themselves from the original show.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 28 Dec 2021, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post It appears that the UK is a powerhouse for stuff on the telly
We play their stuff wholesale, they play ours and then remake it in their own image. Think of The Office; Leverage, which is a perfectly watchable show; Millionaire; and poor Ann-droid for The Weakest Link.
 (I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 29 Dec 2021, 4:01, Reply)
This is a normal post The French Ann Robinson was so bad she was good.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 29 Dec 2021, 13:19, Reply)
This is a link post Whirrizzit


Where Is Webb? NASA/Webb


 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 28 Dec 2021, 8:01, Reply)
This is a normal post It's slowing down!
It was around 1.5 ml/s a couple of days ago.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 28 Dec 2021, 8:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Because gravity

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 28 Dec 2021, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post So will it be spot on 0 ml/s when it reaches its destination?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 28 Dec 2021, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post that will be extremely cool
I wonder how long it takes to decelerate down to 0 velocity units from the given tempo and the distance.
 (I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 28 Dec 2021, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post letting gravity to do it would take months if not years
"The final maneuver, MCC-2, performed 29 days after launch, is designed to insert Webb into the optimum orbit around L2."
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 28 Dec 2021, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope
I mean, it will depend on your frame of reference. However, even when it gets to the Lagrange point it will still orbit around that.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 28 Dec 2021, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post The lagrange points are a fairly fixed distance from us though, so its relative velocity should be fairly close to 0.
Also, unless you love maths, why bother with the imperial units? Miles per second?? Who is that for?
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 28 Dec 2021, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Miles per second is probably for Americans.
Millilitres per second sounds like a setting for a drip. kms-1 is more like it.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 28 Dec 2021, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post One of the Mars missions fucked up because of this:
NASA was using SI units like proper engineers and scientists, except the sub-contract Lockheed Martin team, who were working in cubits or something.
The probe entered Mars atmosphere for aerobraking at about 1/3 the altitude that was planned - about 50 km up instead of the planned 220 km - and broke up.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_Climate_Orbiter#Cause_of_failure
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 29 Dec 2021, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I keep reading this as the Weeb Telescope.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 28 Dec 2021, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Something something Webbls wobble but they don't fall below perihelion.
There's half a joke there if anyone wants to finish it.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 28 Dec 2021, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeiQEG450gc
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Wed 29 Dec 2021, 6:11, Reply)
This is a link post I think we found SpiderWoman!
One two free-climbers' video.
(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Mon 27 Dec 2021, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for that.
One time in the late 1970s, on a family trip back/through France, we stopped at a rest stop/picnic area, and witnessed dozens of people in climbing footwear, chalk, and gloves, climbing spectacularly tiny boulders in exquisite concentration and reverence. Now I know where that was.
 (I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Tue 28 Dec 2021, 0:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I've always failed to see the point
in hanging off a rock when you would be higher if you got off and stood up.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 28 Dec 2021, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Er, practicing safely before trying actual cliffs perhaps.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 28 Dec 2021, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Same as kicking a fucking ball round a field
Sport innit.
And Fontainebleau is an awesome place to do it. Really nice peaceful forest with more and better bouldering packed into it than just about anywhere in the world.
 (Funge Sat, Wed, Tue, Wed, Tue, Sat, Mon, Sun, Tue 28 Dec 2021, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post To be honest
I also fail to see the point in kicking a fucking ball around a field.

The area looks amazing though, would be nice to just wander about there.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 28 Dec 2021, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post It really is
I mean, it's properly fucking idyllic, as long as you stay away from the bits close to the lay-bys where the whore vans park up. But even then you stop seeing Rhyl jellyfish once you're a bit away from the car park.
And all you need is a pad and a pair of climbing shoes so it couldn't be more accessible. Or a mountain bike. Or a horse. Or just walking boots. Whatever you're into.
Spent a lot of good times there but not been since the beforetimes. Itching to get back tbh.
bleau.info/ is the definitive guide.

That ball chasing shit though, never really followed that.
 (Funge Sat, Wed, Tue, Wed, Tue, Sat, Mon, Sun, Tue 28 Dec 2021, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post 1:46
I can't unsee a Mutant Ninja Turtle's face in that rock.
 (I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Wed 29 Dec 2021, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post that was fun

(ozof, Tue 28 Dec 2021, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree
and have thus clicked the original post
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 28 Dec 2021, 20:47, Reply)
This is a link post Man who chose the stage name "Kunt" is upset at his lack of mainstream media coverage.


(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 27 Dec 2021, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post He reminds me of that annoying arrogant know-it-all twat that every local has
That sits on same fucking stool day after day making sure that everybody knows that The Clash weren't 'real Punk' and talking exhaustively about his in-depth knowledge of the UK democratic system and why it should be abolished in favour of anarcho-capitalism whilst making the one pint he's able to afford with his dole money last the entire fucking evening.

I'm sure somebody will rush to his defense with the claims of "He's playing a character!", which I don't doubt. But it's a shit character, and it was a shit idea.
The whole effort relied on publicly calling Boris Johnson a cunt (edgy!) whilst relying on the British public to stream/download the single as some kind of act of solidarity. He could have parodied Ladbaby's fucking awful single, kept it clean and still torn Boris a new one. Enough people fucking hate Ladbaby that they would have bought it as an act of defiance on those grounds alone, regardless of their political leanings. He could have kept it clean so it might have stood a chance of mainstream airplay and he'd have avoided using a Gary fucking Glitter anthem as the backbone for thr whole thing.
Instead, we've got some bloke publicly calling Boris a cunt. It wasn't particularly funny last year, and this year it just reeked of desperation.

At least we got to hear somebody calling Boris a cunt though. That'll show him!
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Mon 27 Dec 2021, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ all of that ^
His 'act' is fucking pathetic and terminally unfunny, and always has been. I don't give a fuck that he's b3ta royalty, he's Mike Flowers Pops for lolwaki pricks.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 27 Dec 2021, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Bob Downe Market

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 27 Dec 2021, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I've just looked up lolwaki and i still don't know what it is
But prick? Yea, i suppose.

I find the main source of the humour to be the unexpected rhyming couplets. He's been a bit inconsistent with his output over the years but he's got some bangers. Plus the songs are very singalongable, so even past the point where you realise what words you're* singing when you're* singing along to "Wank the Dog" it's generally uplifting.

*Well, obviously not you because you don't like it.
 (Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Mon 27 Dec 2021, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post +1

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This is a normal post I've been an ardent supporter of Kunt
I think there's a place for rude honesty. But I agree with everything you've said. Damn you b3ta and your compelling arguments.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 27 Dec 2021, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't hold back
Tell us what you really think
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Mon 27 Dec 2021, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Worth remembering at this point that you had to retire your previous account on here because you were acting the edgelord pub bore

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 27 Dec 2021, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post SWAGATHA_CHRISTIE FOR XMAS NO. 1!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 27 Dec 2021, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not really an act, he does actually think that johnson is a fucking cunt
While I accept your point that it's not particularly articulate, it serves as one medium by which the British public can express their ire of the fucking cunt in question (without getting arrested for protesting) (for now). The options you mentioned were not needed to achieve that goal.

And you're right, the fucking cunt in question won't give a shit about this, but we could on for quite a while about the things that he doesn't give a shit about. If we were using his concern as a barometer there wouldn't be much point making any kind of statement.
 (Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Mon 27 Dec 2021, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post It's self-promotion, pure and simple.
Calling BoJo a cunt is neither clever nor funny, it's just a never-was attention whore desperately trying to make people pay attention to him. It's tiresome, and more than a little sad.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 27 Dec 2021, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Congrats if you can be bothered to read all this
If by never-was you mean someone with a continuing fan-base who managed to get him to #5 in the UK charts, at the most popular time of the year to buy singles, 2 years in a row, despite no marketing budget or label support, then I think you might be setting your success criteria a bit high (I suspect much higher than Kunt himself).

In terms of being an attention whore, it is fairly common for people who make music for a living to publicise their work so I'm not sure what makes him exceptional there.

Regarding the subject matter, cleverness or hilarity aside, it is relevant and accurate (not necessarily in a literal sense but certainly figuratively). It's clearly a topic which resonates with lots of people, and speaking for myself, has offered a cathartic outlet to express frustration over a situation which I am powerless to change. Its success has brought a modicum of delight to my day, so attention whore or not, it has some benefit beyond the artist (including some funds being sent to charities which, as he acknowledges in his FAQ, is not the motivating force behind the pursuit but is an additional bonus).

You may say that the minor joy I have achieved in engaging in this campaign makes me as sad as the situation from your perspective, and I would agree. I, and lots of other people, would be much more happy if there was someone in charge of the UK who had any semblence of competence and/or integrity, in which case such action would not be necessary.
 (Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Tue 28 Dec 2021, 0:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Could've done something funny though
rather than just shouting swears as if it's still big and clever when you're pushing... I dunno... he has one of those faces that could be 30 or 60. Whatever, old enough to know he should get a writer on board if he has no wit or creativity of his own. Plenty people here would do a much better job pro bono.
He got as far as he did just by shouting naughty words. Imagine what he might have achieved if he'd made it even a tiny bit humorous.
 (Funge Sat, Wed, Tue, Wed, Tue, Sat, Mon, Sun, Tue 28 Dec 2021, 8:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I doubt he would have got much further
The point is more who the naughty words are directed at. But yea, he probably should have led with the version with the actual lyrics.
 (Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Tue 28 Dec 2021, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post he's alright
I always cut anyone taking the piss plenty of slack, and as george galloway said to Saddam Hussein, I admire his indefatigability. and there's a fair bit of charm about his songs, as rude as they are. personal references to the joys of wanking and simple desires. he's no soap box shouter
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 28 Dec 2021, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Mockney geezer

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 27 Dec 2021, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not bitter but....

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 28 Dec 2021, 15:08, Reply)
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Reminds me of that guy Sick Note. Just a bit less weird.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Wed 29 Dec 2021, 10:18, Reply)
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When was the last time we had a popular leader. Clem Atlee?
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Wed 29 Dec 2021, 10:27, Reply)
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Listening now, great lyricist. Quite Chas and Dave, could be more musical though.
When I was on Urban75, all they ever went on about was Half Man Half Biscuit.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Wed 29 Dec 2021, 18:34, Reply)
This is a link post Famous paintings reimagined


(I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Mon 27 Dec 2021, 5:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked the this

(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Mon 27 Dec 2021, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 27 Dec 2021, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post "Mechanical"?
Seems a bit disingenuous. I think those are just video screens using the mechanisms as a trigger rather then 21st century shadow puppets.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 27 Dec 2021, 18:41, Reply)
This is a link post R.I.P Janice Long
Consummate professional. Taken too soon.

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 26 Dec 2021, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Top of The Pops your clogs...

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 26 Dec 2021, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheggers Plays Clogs©.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 26 Dec 2021, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Savile was so obviously creepy to her.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 26 Dec 2021, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Hidden in plain sight.
Just how ***** ********, **** ********* and *** ****** are today.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 26 Dec 2021, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Harry Redknapp, Glen Greenwald and Tim Henman?
Shit.
 (stubhuman, Sun 26 Dec 2021, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Can guess one who was a bit of a flasher IIRC
Edit: number two
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 26 Dec 2021, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I cannot confirm or deny that you were the only one to maybe guess right, possibly.

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 27 Dec 2021, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I believe the first one was known for abusing his victims on the top of a double decker bus
After luring them with the promise of a week or two's summer holiday. Allegedly.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sun 26 Dec 2021, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
to her
 (piss and shit, Sun 26 Dec 2021, 20:49, Reply)
This is a link post "Reports of unexplained sightings in skies above Northern Ireland increase"
Police received eight sightings in Northern Ireland during 2021, an increase from six such reports in 2020 and four in 2019.

In September, a report was received in the Lisburn area of “aliens in bedroom”
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 26 Dec 2021, 12:22, Reply)
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(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sun 26 Dec 2021, 18:24, Reply)
This is a link post Terminator Vs Jesus - The greatest action story ever told


(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Sun 26 Dec 2021, 5:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh those world famous Middle Eastern tumbleweeds really set the stage.
Them and the sunglasses and shotgun.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 26 Dec 2021, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post The Emperor Strikes Back
Revenge of the Seal
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 25 Dec 2021, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post You think your Star Wars puns are laboured? Pffff.
The Penguin Menace
Attack of the Colonies
Revenge of the Spheniscus
A Gentoo Hope
...
...
The Fiordland Awakens
The Last Pygosceli
The Rise of Rockhopper

Also:
The Star Wars Humboldt Special
Chinstrap of Courage
The Megadyptian
The Bad Hatch

I'm not sorry. I will pun again.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 25 Dec 2021, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Many on Baffin died to bring us this information

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 25 Dec 2021, 23:36, Reply)
This is a normal post That would explain the lack of penguins on Baffin...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 28 Dec 2021, 2:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Nappy feet

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 25 Dec 2021, 23:37, Reply)
This is a normal post You're MENTAL you...

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 26 Dec 2021, 19:09, Reply)
This is a link post Punk Rock Christmas
He knows if you're a poser
He knows if you're a punk
He knows if you're sober
He knows if you're drunk
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 25 Dec 2021, 15:43, Reply)
This is a link post An old standard .
I'm guessing glasscock from some forgotten era.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 25 Dec 2021, 15:18, Reply)
This is a link post MERRY CHRISTMAS!! LET'S HAVE A LOOK AT THE EDGE OF THE OBSERVABLE UNIVERSE THEN!!
The James Webb telescope launch. LIVE!!

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 25 Dec 2021, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Apologies.
Apparently it launched at 7:20 EST.
FAKE NEWS!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 25 Dec 2021, 15:18, Reply)
This is a link post Hello everyone! It's Christmas!
Mewwy Cwistmas!
(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Sat 25 Dec 2021, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Chimerny Chim Chim, Chimerny Cheroo.

(Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Sat 25 Dec 2021, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post YOU INSENSITIVE HARLOT.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 25 Dec 2021, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Merry Xmas, all.
Hopefully not too many of you got the same shitty present as me: COVID-19 (had it a week).
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 25 Dec 2021, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Merry Crimbo
Had it a few weeks ago. It was shit
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 25 Dec 2021, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope Corridor Crew look into how they made the skin
so realistic.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 27 Dec 2021, 16:29, Reply)

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