Well this has upset all of today's circled films in the Radio Times.
Happy Christmas you human equivalents of the 1926 Fordson Snow Tractor.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Sat 25 Dec 2021, 7:59,
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What an amazing bit of kit!
Can't imagine it has a tight turning circle though.
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Varmint, Sat 25 Dec 2021, 8:23,
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I don't know, maybe each sides speed and direction is separate, like a tank.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Sat 25 Dec 2021, 8:39,
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or he's doubly screwed
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 25 Dec 2021, 12:23,
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I knew this wasn't such an original idea
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuDNc-_4v94
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 25 Dec 2021, 11:23,
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you could drag a skier behind if you wanted to snow plough
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 25 Dec 2021, 12:27,
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100 Matchbox cars numbers 1 to 100. Collector: Tim Vine.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 24 Dec 2021, 20:13,
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I think they might not be Matchbox
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Sun 26 Dec 2021, 8:55,
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Was Kermit
starring alongside a giant set of gonads?
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 27 Dec 2021, 17:47,
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The most dramatic glider launch you will ever see!
Full marks for the editing and choice of music for an otherwise routine winch launch of a glider.
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Varmint, Fri 24 Dec 2021, 18:29,
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Oh.
I read that as "girder launch" and was a bit disappointed.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 24 Dec 2021, 21:33,
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The music
is from "The Atomic Bomb Movie". narrated by Big Giant Head himself.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0114728/
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Tue 28 Dec 2021, 1:01,
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about 5:10 minutes in for the start of the Booms
And obligatory slow motion repeats.
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TBL I posted this on, Fri 24 Dec 2021, 15:30,
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Too much money, no sense of environmental impact, helicopter riding scummy scum scum scum.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 24 Dec 2021, 16:25,
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Fucking electric car owners. What are they like?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 24 Dec 2021, 17:38,
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Dunno, soz.
I doubt there are many like this twat.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 24 Dec 2021, 18:02,
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Spraying crap over the landscape.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 24 Dec 2021, 19:07,
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You know they clean up after themselves, right?
youtu.be/Enlp93y9Xdg?t=545
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 27 Dec 2021, 10:18,
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They say so. The footage in the previous film showed them piling up the largest pieces, but
it also shows that their cleaning effort took place in thick snow and in the dark.
If you think they got every piece of glass and plastic, I have a bridge for sale I think you'd be quite interested in.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 27 Dec 2021, 12:43,
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There are less extravagant ways to get rid of your Tesla
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 24 Dec 2021, 16:55,
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I may be a bit of a cunt here, but Darwin Award surely? Man is killed by Dangerous Dogs Act dog
Ronseal etc
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 24 Dec 2021, 13:20,
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Being killed by a dog isn't just for Christmas...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 24 Dec 2021, 13:25,
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Don't think so.
He wasn't campaigning to make them legal, or saying they make good pets. And you can't tell how Grizzly Man he was in his approach from that article.
I want to know if the cattery is also for dangerous breeds, though.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 24 Dec 2021, 13:34,
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Pair of Sand cats pls kthx
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 24 Dec 2021, 14:36,
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"died doing what he loved"?
He loved being ripped to bits by a dog? I wouldn't wish that on anyone. Each to their own, I guess.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 24 Dec 2021, 13:44,
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He always loved screaming in a cage
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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Fri 24 Dec 2021, 14:21,
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32 sentences (including titles and captions), 30 instances of the words dog or dogs.
That's a dog-to-sentence ratio of 0.9375. Not bad.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 24 Dec 2021, 16:06,
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Fucking Pitbull got my dog by the Neck last week. Had to bite the fuckers neck myself to get him off.
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But, but, I thought all Americans were armed, for Jesus.
Dog/sentence ratio 0.5
Neck/sentence ratio 1.0
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 24 Dec 2021, 18:25,
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“The animal has not yet been put down.”
It’s what he would’ve wanted.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 24 Dec 2021, 18:19,
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I’m sure he was a lovely fella, salt of the earth, wouldn’t harm a fly, would give you the shirt off his own back and all that bollocks.
However he was the sole parent of five children, and chose to spend his life around not just dangerous dog breeds, but abused examples of them. I don’t think I would have chosen the same path in his position.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 24 Dec 2021, 19:41,
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Oh good, staff whatsapp has been full of shitty pictures of their shitty dogs this week, now have something to reply.
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he totatally deserved it, what with the rehabiliting abused animals and all. I mean, what kind of cunt does that.
karmic justice. Maybe next week we'll see a mental health nurse strangled by one of her patients and we can laugh at that too, especially if she has a family like this guy
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 25 Dec 2021, 12:08,
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Hopefully someone films it
Ain't had a good wank in ages
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 27 Dec 2021, 12:01,
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Now That's What I Call A Tory Christmas Party
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 24 Dec 2021, 13:07,
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I was really enjoying that until Gary fucking Neville popped up.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 24 Dec 2021, 18:23,
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Is that who it was?
Is he a bigger bellend than everyone else in the video?
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"What's this, miguel?"
*sniff*
"is ham"
"and this?"
*sniff*
"is ham also"
"what about this one?"
*sniff*
"this one is also ham, senor"
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 25 Dec 2021, 12:18,
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IT'S CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!
in New Zealand already. Has been for about an hour.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 24 Dec 2021, 12:07,
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Well that's my chances of a good night's sleep ruined.
Merry Christmas everybody. Keep away from the QC sherry
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 24 Dec 2021, 2:59,
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That is a whole new level of disturbing
I marvel at how they've mastered the art.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 24 Dec 2021, 9:02,
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Is his floor a cutting mat?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 24 Dec 2021, 13:18,
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Like the Indian said, "I don't know whether to laugh or cry..."
Completely crazy dashcam from car at stoplight. (Sorry, I can only find this tiny Instagram video.)
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CapnChkn I would rather be flying elephants., Fri 24 Dec 2021, 2:39,
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There’s a lot going in that little vid.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 24 Dec 2021, 21:35,
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Silver, you'll make a raven out of me.
I made this!
Hello, I was hoping to ruin your Christmas with some Slavik Reggae.
Cheers
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That was easy on the ears.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 24 Dec 2021, 2:09,
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Yeah makes a change. Good old Fiver, did it with a dude in Trenchtown.
His ability to sing and play somehow molified my ability not to.
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Kyle Rittenhouse: National Treasure.
Okay. I'm pretty sure this isn't an accurate representation of the WHOLE of the USA. But still. 'kin hell...
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A slightly less potato quality video of the Turning Point conference from the second half:
Or it might be a teaser for the new season of South Park. I'm not sure.
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The comments reduced what's left of my IQ.
Still not quite as revolting as the CPAP stage nazi odal symbol.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 24 Dec 2021, 0:47,
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Unbelievable. When did Kyle Rittenhouse ever run for 2,003 yards in a single season?
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 25 Dec 2021, 1:00,
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Festivus but with Don Bluth dogs.
I have no idea why.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 23:20,
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Please
Think about those less fortunate at this time of year.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 22:56,
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Grumpy Landlord - Pubs in Despair
I made this!
Not just serving bars, but spitting em too, Grumpy Landlord serves Boris.
😂😂
Support our petition to get government to publish covid plans for business petition.parliament.uk/petitions/604208
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Well I'm brb and I'm here to say
that that was a lot less cringe than I was expecting, good job!
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 22:06,
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Yeah. I’m not really that into grime.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 22:08,
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Science fan, yay!
Grumble grumble, not real science, etc
Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 20:54,
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Yeah. Science is, like, really elitist though.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 22:10,
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Yeah, this is why I'm an engineer by trade, not a scientist
- I personally closely know someone who was denied their biochemistry PhD because their findings undermined the published work of the head of their department, at a top tier British uni.
Thankfully, the science has since moved on and the truth (the science anyway, not the academic obstruction) is now out.
My guy works as a teacher, and is pretty happy with that these days.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 23:16,
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don't agree with those criteria.
I'd say science is broadly a label for any attempt to get more knowledge. However some science (or it's results) is a lot more useful than other science, and that's generally that which employs a systematic method, i.e., the scientific method.
Still, burning ants teaches the kid a surprising amount of things:
*how light focuses through a parabola, and the distance of that focal point. later when they learn about the eye or cameras they'll have a visual model as a reference
*how it concentrates the intensity of that light, and that small diameter of sunlight actually has enough heat to burn things. This demonstrates how much power the sun puts out compared to other sources of light
*about the mortal tolerance capacity of ants to heat, and their combustibility
*about the smell of their chitin when cooked, which can give clues to its composition
*about ant behaviour and path selection, and their behavioural response when subjected to heat, or to that of other colony members when barbecued in close proximity, such as threat response, increased speed and in some cases taking the charred bodies back to the nest
*and perhaps an introduction to the ethics of animal testing and intervention in science, should the kid choose to contemplate it
So I reckon it's one of the better science experiments a kid could do
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 23:24,
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Royal Institute Christmas Lecture coming soon!
best thing about any year
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 23:47,
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