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This is a normal post Is it a legal requirement now to start all trailers with a bass thud and a high piano note?
But seriously I don't know if I'm ready to watch that. That looks tough.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 30 Jan 2022, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post It certainly doesn't pull any punches.
Manages to avoid being exploitative/preachy/sensationalist, though.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sun 30 Jan 2022, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post That's encouraging. Might have to risk it.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 30 Jan 2022, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I had a look. Bit too much snuff for my taste.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 30 Jan 2022, 17:31, Reply)
This is a link post There is no crime here. The whole thing's a stitch-up

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 29 Jan 2022, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Police have now warned the public to watch out for threadjacks
Look at this old fish
www.theguardian.com/us-news/video/2022/jan/26/the-90-year-old-australian-fish-who-likes-belly-rubs-is-likely-oldest-aquarium-fish-video
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 29 Jan 2022, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Lungs and gills. The belt and braces approach to blood oxygenation.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 29 Jan 2022, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post when I worked for the coppers in north london, the nearby bang bang oriental foodhall had a 30 year big fish in a tank
origami the giant gourami it was called. it would come and check you out if you put your face up to the tank. wonder if it's still alive. still, long way to go for the record
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 30 Jan 2022, 9:37, Reply)
This is a link post I made a thing to chill to I made this!


(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Sat 29 Jan 2022, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Now I need a pee.
(It seems very quiet)
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 29 Jan 2022, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
Yeah, it's meant more as a background thing to leave on while studying etc. But you're right, it is quieter than it was when editing, not sure what happened there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Sat 29 Jan 2022, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I've noticed it on other videos too.
Something about them being on here, YT is louder.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 29 Jan 2022, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more explosions.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 29 Jan 2022, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post better than the celtic sun-dried whale music that they sell for relaxation

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 29 Jan 2022, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Made by spiritual organic yogurt weavers.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 29 Jan 2022, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Distinct lack of shopping trolleys and condoms
5/7
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 30 Jan 2022, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs a "watch till the end" caption
for the youths
 (Funge Sat, Wed, Tue, Wed, Tue, Sat, Mon, Sun, Tue 1 Feb 2022, 6:54, Reply)
This is a link post nooooooooooooooo
gc from 2010
 (razzle, Sat 29 Jan 2022, 19:25, Reply)
This is a link post Christmas Two rap I made this!
Today is me and my gf's second 'Christmas Two' which we invented in lockdown out of absolute boredom. Here's a rap i did about it to celebrate.

(dogfood, Sat 29 Jan 2022, 12:25, Reply)
This is a link post Animal Magic

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sat 29 Jan 2022, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post he's no Tedmus

(piss and shit, Sat 29 Jan 2022, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post agreed
Tedmus insurance services of California do offer a very complete service though according to the Google
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sat 29 Jan 2022, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post all his image links are dead :(
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=5135
 (piss and shit, Sun 30 Jan 2022, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't get that to work, i just see a calendar view and no links to an image

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sun 30 Jan 2022, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post link i posted should have shown a list of files
those with unk as filetype were images the names are usually obvious e.g. strongsquirrel.jpg

look through the pages of listed files for those archived in 2003 or 2004

those then link either to the archived image file OR show a calendar page, you click on the highlighted date in the calendar that gives you a link to the archived image

not exactly straightforward but it does work

web.archive.org/web/20040318202452/http://www.design4online.com:80/blog/images/10_01_2004-smugbastard.jpg
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 31 Jan 2022, 0:12, Reply)
This is a link post Ding-a-dong I made this!
slow
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 29 Jan 2022, 9:40, Reply)
This is a link post Remember when Brit awards did live collabs like texas with Wutang? I made this!
But never Moloko with the fall...

*balance redressed*

Big New Tfi The Other Friday Of Midnight - RaveDJ


 (Tivert, Sat 29 Jan 2022, 4:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Glorious chaos

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Sat 29 Jan 2022, 8:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey, ambitious, but I think you pulled it off!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 29 Jan 2022, 9:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
KLF and Extreme Noise Terror was the only one I remember.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 30 Jan 2022, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post she's still gorgeous

(ARSEHOLE cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 31 Jan 2022, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
Beauty and the beast.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Mon 31 Jan 2022, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope they were suitably confused.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 28 Jan 2022, 17:03, Reply)
This is a link post Friday afternoon comedy time.

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 28 Jan 2022, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post That builds well.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 28 Jan 2022, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Might be GC, but worth it.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 28 Jan 2022, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post It was funny so I don't want to be a hypocrite
but I reckon because it's a young chinese comedian, we ignore the basic bernard manning (almost called him bernand matthews again) premise of the joke which is: what's worse than underage sex? Underage gay sex
what's worse than underage gay sex? Underage gay sex with a black man
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 28 Jan 2022, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe his mum is a racist homophobe, good point though.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 28 Jan 2022, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Seemed pretty tame to me.
Still funny though.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 28 Jan 2022, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post He could add an extra layer by saying he had to dress up for it.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 29 Jan 2022, 0:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I don’t think it’s ignored. It makes the joke funnier because of its incongruity. If it had been Manning, it wouldn’t have been incongruous, and probably therefore not funny at all.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 28 Jan 2022, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I could analyse it
but as douglas adams said, if you cut open a cat to find how how it works you get a non-working cat. If you cut open jokes to find out why people find them funny you get a joke that's no longer funny
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 28 Jan 2022, 23:59, Reply)
This is a normal post and that is why
bob monkhouse is dead to me
 (ozof, Sat 29 Jan 2022, 7:09, Reply)
This is a normal post It's an AliExpress joke
Does the job but not very original
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 29 Jan 2022, 7:19, Reply)
This is a normal post “Could analyse it.”
You did analyse it, and I responded to that analysis.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 29 Jan 2022, 7:50, Reply)
This is a normal post how fascinating

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 29 Jan 2022, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post To me it was "What's worse to your typical Asian mom?"

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 29 Jan 2022, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post So, a joke dependent on a stereotype? That's raaaaaacccissssst!

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 29 Jan 2022, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Dear god
Everything is a soapbox to you. Not much going on?
 (DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Sun 30 Jan 2022, 5:28, Reply)
This is a link post Man uses his meat wand (SFW)
to attract Ricky Gervais' dog
Phillip Schofield gets upset

apologies for Sun linkage
 (I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Fri 28 Jan 2022, 9:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Gervais, Schofield and The Sun
Sorry, but no fucking way am I clicking that.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 28 Jan 2022, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post The Scottish Sun so the url says
didn't think they had such a thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 28 Jan 2022, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post It's only published twice a year.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 28 Jan 2022, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post It only comes out twice a year would have been better

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 28 Jan 2022, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 28 Jan 2022, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post It’s just as well it wasn’t fucking Barrowman too.
I might have hit ignore hard enough to damage my screen.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 28 Jan 2022, 14:01, Reply)
This is a link post Fleet Foxes - Can I believe you


(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Thu 27 Jan 2022, 21:57, Reply)
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Nice but I watched with the sound off as no cans.

Hope the tune matches the strength of the video
 (I helped save b3ta! hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Fri 28 Jan 2022, 2:44, Reply)
This is a normal post It doesn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 28 Jan 2022, 8:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I concur, no cans. Very disappointed.
Nice tune tho.
 (dyllon nice beaver., Fri 28 Jan 2022, 13:53, Reply)
This is a link post RIP Barry Cryer NSFW
NSFW for swears

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 27 Jan 2022, 21:22, Reply)
This is a link post Oh dear


(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 27 Jan 2022, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit more Denis Norden than Barry.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 27 Jan 2022, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post WTF?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 27 Jan 2022, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm?
It's just an ape being great.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 27 Jan 2022, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Shouldn't he be running the Library?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 27 Jan 2022, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Oook!

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 28 Jan 2022, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Now let's stick him back in the zoo where he belongs!
Who's with me?!
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 27 Jan 2022, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Leave Boris alone
Also the Orangutan.
 (gijoel, Fri 28 Jan 2022, 3:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Designated driver.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 27 Jan 2022, 20:53, Reply)
This is a link post Gimme Pizza


(I helped save b3ta! hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Thu 27 Jan 2022, 16:01, Reply)
This is a link post It’s a Wig!
Officially confirmed. By officials.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 27 Jan 2022, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't really care if it's a wig.
Someone needs to tell him that very few men over 40 will have hair that thick, how does he not see how unrealistic it is?
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 27 Jan 2022, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post You're not joking. Look what happened to the previously hirsute Mike Flowers:
He used to have a remarkable barnet


 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 27 Jan 2022, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly, many years ago I vaguely knew a father and son who never lost their hair.
It looked very odd on the father, almost like a wig, despite being real. Wrinkles, plus a thick head of her seems to equal wig.
I find the same with teeth, people over 50 who've spent fortunes to get their teeth straightened, bleached, veneered etc, look like they have false ones.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 27 Jan 2022, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Meanwhile, rylan wossname is actually younger than me but still looks like fifty year old who’s had too much work done.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 27 Jan 2022, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Uncanny valley country
The more flawless, the more plastic looking.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 27 Jan 2022, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post my whole family has big hair all the way to the grave
on both sides too, my mum's dad had a huge shock of white hair till the day he buggered off, same with my dad. I have to say my flowing white Saruman style locks are the envy of many a baldy. Well, I say envy, I have no idea.

Fuck 'em, bald jealous bastard cunts
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Fri 28 Jan 2022, 3:09, Reply)
This is a normal post The father and son I mentioned kept their hair colour too.
I too have long thinning flowing locks.
I don't really care about hair, if it looks shit just shave it off.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 28 Jan 2022, 17:13, Reply)
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(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 27 Jan 2022, 16:13, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 27 Jan 2022, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Love Bob Downe!

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 27 Jan 2022, 18:10, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Fri 28 Jan 2022, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post he knows we all know
it's his way of showing he's 'eccentric' and a 'character'
and a way to try and deflect from everyone's opinion that he's a 'cunt' and should 'die'
 (piss and shit, Thu 27 Jan 2022, 21:08, Reply)
This is a link post He'll have had his tea.


(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 27 Jan 2022, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Genius!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 27 Jan 2022, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 27 Jan 2022, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 27 Jan 2022, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/
Didn’t see that coming.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 27 Jan 2022, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post That made me LAUGH, brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Fri 28 Jan 2022, 8:00, Reply)

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