Friggin' in the riggin'
RUM, SODOMY AND THE LASH WILL COST YOU EXTRA! WHY AM I SHOUTING? Ahhh, that's better I had "Speak like Brian Blessed" keylock on my keyboard.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2022, 8:48, Reply)
2009 was a simpler time for parliamentarians
I was reminded of this chestnut recently
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 2 Feb 2022, 3:38,
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I had a GMO once
Spliced my genes with a crabbit (or an owlbear, I forget which) so hard, we were cleaning zygotes off the lab walls for a week.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 2 Feb 2022, 9:52,
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I'm for some reason reminded of
Charlie Brooker's Unnovations where one item was a pig that had been genetically engineered to have your face.
Its designed purpose was to have sex with it.
That might have been from roughly the same era.
Simpler times to remember in our dotage.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 2 Feb 2022, 16:29,
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That's it!
Thanks for finding that, now I can order one.
Wow, was it over 20 years ago?
I feel old.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 2 Feb 2022, 22:22,
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The Streets - Wrong Answers Only
Never been a streets fan.I didnt know they they still existed.
But there is something about this new track that just keeps me replaying it.
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There's a bit too much
Keith Allen in the World In Motion video to his energy in that.
Middle age is unkind.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 2 Feb 2022, 19:35,
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Yeah there's a real 'Dad trying to hold onto his youth by hanging around with his son's mates' vibe going on.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2022, 19:57, Reply)
I saw him supporting Muse at Wembley and he was bloody brilliant. But fuck me, that was 15 years ago and the world has moved on now.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 10:46,
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The music's fine.
It's just the video - either aim at a younger audience and vanish from the videos, or aim at your existing audience and don't set the video in a nightclub.
Or try and own it, and play the role of a dad picking the kids up.
I mean, I empathise with wanting to deny your age, but don't do a Michael Gove.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 12:03,
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as a comment in another video put it
"He's sooo old, he's like 48 or something"
(, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 10:10, Reply)
William Orbit tilt shift video
Worth watching till the end, and glasscock be damned
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Tue 1 Feb 2022, 20:35,
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I remember tilt shift, it was de rigueur a few years ago.
That works well though.
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Varmint, Wed 2 Feb 2022, 13:02,
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Keep this safe in a chester draws for a few years and it might end up being worth a few bob.
Edit: Actually, maybe not. The whole thing stinks of a setup. The souvenirs clearly aren't officially licensed. The portrait of the queen looks like something somebody doodled whilst on hold to their energy supplier.
Looks like the owner of the website is just trying to get some free publicity. Surely nobody in their right mind would pay £32k for all that guff? He hasn't even made them into an NFT.
Edit edit: I take that back. The stuff is clearly guff, but it appears that this isn't Karl's first rodeo. Fair play.
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I used to work with some old guys from the quality team at Kenner
Apparently, back in the late 70s, they deliberately ran a load of a couple of thousand Boba Fett figures with the paint on one hand a different colour, because they'd already seen how stupidly collectible the rare figures had become.
It's a shit business, toys. I'm glad I'm out.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 2 Feb 2022, 10:16,
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When a German says “hold my beer” they don’t mess about.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 1 Feb 2022, 19:25,
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whose idea was it to let them have tanks again?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 1 Feb 2022, 21:36,
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You mean it’s not an over-engineered automatic bier mädchen?
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jonbob loves you, Tue 1 Feb 2022, 21:44,
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"Zere iz nothsing to see here, Englander. Ve just heard somebody in za Sudetenland vaz thirsty"
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 1 Feb 2022, 21:55,
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Talented funkers
funking bunch of show offs tho
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 1 Feb 2022, 18:32,
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tbh at 3/4 speed it looked more believable
espec the bass player's head nodding just after the ome minute mark
TIN FOIL HATS TIME
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unclepills, Tue 1 Feb 2022, 22:11,
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No, they are that good.
Cory Wong and Mark Lettieri are virtuoso players and are amazingly tight. Check out live video on youtube of their bands
(, Wed 2 Feb 2022, 11:15, Reply)
I will. thanks
I like the tight stuff, ooerr missus. Tower of Power used to be a biggie for me
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unclepills, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 11:36,
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I think it's what old people call soulless hipster junk
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Wed 2 Feb 2022, 0:32,
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I have been blessed with candles, and now you can be Blessed too.
Here's a pearoast of one of the first links I liked, all those years ago, when this was all fields.
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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Tue 1 Feb 2022, 15:35,
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Happy happy!
Thank you.
Bonus GC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZno0DUcmNk
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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Tue 1 Feb 2022, 16:17,
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Happy candle day
Local fire brigade have been informed in case your candles set the smoke alarms off.
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TBL I posted this on, Tue 1 Feb 2022, 16:27,
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15 happy candles up your bum
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 1 Feb 2022, 20:55,
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happy bank candleday
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 1 Feb 2022, 21:19,
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Count Binface has a lovely singing voice
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 1 Feb 2022, 9:43,
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I mean, at least he's being open about it.
All politicians are cunts. The lot of them. Anybody who honestly believes that there's an MP out there that doesn't put their own self-interests before the self-interests of their constituents is having a fucking laugh.
Does that make it okay? Of course not. But these hard-left Milennial Instactivists like Marina Purkiss who, let's be honest, comes across as a bit of a fucking bellend seem to be under (or at least, try to sell) the impression that things would be vastly different/better under a different leadership. I don't think that would be the case, and we'll find out soon enough.
At the end of the day. These 'commentators' don't find success by shouting in support of whoever's currently driving the bus.
I suppose you could make the argument that some action is better than inaction. But what kind of action needs to be taken to change the mindset of a nation that voted for fucking Brexit in the first place?
(, Tue 1 Feb 2022, 9:39, Reply)
I'mso thoroughly bored with this argument
'these guys are obviously cunts, but do you honestly think anyone else would be better?' is the reason these fuckers get away with it.
Get rid of these venal arseholes and let's fucking find out.
(, Tue 1 Feb 2022, 9:43, Reply)
We've been replacing venal arsehole with venal arseholes for decades.
"It'll be different next time! Just wait and see!"
No, it won't.
(, Tue 1 Feb 2022, 9:46, Reply)
I for one, would prefer a government
that wasn't trying to actively kill the poor and deport anyone brown, so definitely not this lot
(, Tue 1 Feb 2022, 9:49, Reply)
It kind of spoils the message when you slip into hyperbole
You can't prove either of those things and never put down to malice what can be more easily explained with incompetence.
As someone else said, both parties are just sides of the same arse. I've been voting for 40 years or more and the calibre of politicians just keeps falling each time I vote. Johnson and Corbyn were the low points for me. Neither had a fucking clue about leadership, policy or diplomacy and I wouldn't have put either in charge of a stationary cupboard. Why people voted for them I will never understand.
How many politicians have spent their careers entirely in politics? Or in law, so that they develop an air of looking down on everyone else. Most have no real empathy for the average person, why would they? They never mingle with them.
Nothing will change until we change MPs and how they are motivated. I would personally like to see their salary tied to delivering election commitments, and paid well for doing so. I would also like to see recalls for any misdemeanor, and no moving into lobbying at the end of a career.
Pay them really well, but attach the kind of strict rules that mean to get booted out for breaking any rule.
(, Tue 1 Feb 2022, 18:42, Reply)
I genuinely think my MP puts her constituents first
Vicky Foxcroft is an absolute gem and we're very lucky to have her. Before her we had Joan Ruddock - another amazing constituency MP. We've been very lucky, but I think finding decent human beings in Westminster isn't that hard, it's just they don't tend to achieve as much party-political success.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 1 Feb 2022, 10:01,
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I don't know him
he's a long way from me. He's got a shiny face though.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 1 Feb 2022, 10:16,
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metro.co.uk/2021/11/11/mps-got-so-drunk-on-official-visit-one-was-escorted-off-plane-in-wheelchair-15582171/
(, Tue 1 Feb 2022, 10:31, Reply)
I've got Victoria Fucking Atkin
if the Tories put a wardrobe up it'd get voted in here :(
(, Tue 1 Feb 2022, 10:30, Reply)
I win
I've got Dorries
A shit in a box with a blue label would get voted in here.
(, Tue 1 Feb 2022, 11:05, Reply)
Fucking hell
you got Nadders.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 1 Feb 2022, 12:37,
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Bugger
I thought I had it in the bag with Philip Davies but I think you've pipped me at the post! That said, he does have a particularly dubious policy voting track record.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 1 Feb 2022, 22:37,
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I've got Thangam Debbonaire
Who's not that bad, to be honest.
There's much worse.
We are lucky to not have a complete cunt, because we are in a safe seat.
I am of the view that the one thing that keeps an MP acting decently is fear of losing their seat. Swapping your MP for a different one regularly is, in my view, politically healthy.
The problem with Johnson, is that he has this unwavering attitude of privilege and entitlement that means he'll never do the right thing because he has no fear of any negative effects from doing the wrong thing.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 1 Feb 2022, 19:26,
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Thangam Debbonaire sounds like a character from Toast of London
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jonbob loves you, Wed 2 Feb 2022, 0:59,
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we had Frank Dobson when I was living camden for years
made some decent improvement to the NHS before that cunt Milburn reversed them. All in all a positive MP though not without flaws. It's Starmer patch now. Wierd constituency too, what was quite a poor area in kentish town, combined with the jude law millionaire set of primrose hill and soy lattes of highgate, with the anonymous city flats of holborn anda a few council estates thrown in for good measure. Falls heavily labour.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 1 Feb 2022, 21:34,
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'Hard-left millenial instactivists'
You've been radicalised. You need to go through deprogramming before you can make sense of the world.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 1 Feb 2022, 14:29,
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Fuck. You might be right. I've become a radical centrist. The horror.
(, Tue 1 Feb 2022, 14:53, Reply)
Having complete contempt for everyone else on the planet isn't centrism, it's misanthropy.
(, Tue 1 Feb 2022, 14:56, Reply)
And I couldn't possibly be a Misanthrope *and* a Centrist. Why, that would be ridiculous!
Imagine a member of XR being a racist! Or a member of National action being a vegan! Preposterous!
(, Tue 1 Feb 2022, 15:32, Reply)
Believing you are a centrist is a symptom of your radicalisation.
Which political spectrum do you think you're at the centre of? I'd put you in the centre between hard right and far right, and I think you're a bit of a radical authoritarian too (wrt your deranged posts about activists).
Pro-tip: Centrists don't defend Boris Johnson by claiming all politicians are just as bad. That is a talking point direct from Bozo's spin doctors.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 1 Feb 2022, 15:38,
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Yeah, sock it to the libs.
How a centrist would.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 1 Feb 2022, 17:58,
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The emergence of the far-centrists is confusing.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 1 Feb 2022, 19:29,
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give me a compromise solution or give me death!
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 1 Feb 2022, 23:01,
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I'm going to use Radical Centrist from now on.
Because 'radical' also means cool.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2022, 16:10, Reply)
So that's you and Tim Farron. Cool.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 2 Feb 2022, 17:47,
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Yes.
Yes. that's how you do it.
Don't not be a useless, brain dead, heartless, fuck-wit.
Be an utter waste.
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Feb 2022, 13:54,
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We know the brakes have failed, but he’s still not crashed. He can’t swerve forever.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 1 Feb 2022, 18:40,
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Who's Nik Mayall?
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 1 Feb 2022, 9:25,
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The secret lovechild of Rik Mayall and Jim Davidson
Of course I could go back and edit the title and make you look foolish, but i won't
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If you could edit tuttles
I wouldn't have risked it
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 1 Feb 2022, 20:51,
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Nadine Dorries responds to Channel 4 news
I've yet to see the original, but I've heard she has the brass to say Boris tells the truth.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 1 Feb 2022, 7:23,
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She'll never get another cabinet position once he's gone
So it's all in on this twat, no matter how ridiculous it makes her look
(, Tue 1 Feb 2022, 9:07, Reply)
This would have been the case in the pre-Bozo era.
But now the parliamentary tory party is entirely made up of insane cunts like Steve Baker.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 1 Feb 2022, 14:53,
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Well they're a hateful bunch.
Apparently they're all fucking each other too, though.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 1 Feb 2022, 15:30,
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www.channel4.com/news/the-prime-minister-tells-the-truth-says-nadine-dorries
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unclepills, Tue 1 Feb 2022, 9:26,
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relevant bit
twitter.com/JibbaJabb/status/1488230206879973386
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Tue 1 Feb 2022, 11:39,
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Maybe in this age this is how you show courage.
1000 years ago you would stab a bull up.
Now you admit to your pathetic failings. I blame Ricky Gervais.
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toasted
twitter.com/RichieMcCormack/status/1488259156536614912
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 1 Feb 2022, 21:14,
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Bits in Pieces - The Utter Bobbins Gaming Magazine Programme
I made this!
A spoof magazine programme featuring sketches and parodies of videogames such as Metal Gear, Pokemon and that new Rainbow Six game, and more.
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Politics Joe is one of those channels that YouTube insists I see even though I keep telling them I don't want to. I've never watched any of them so I don't know why they keep popping up. That and the bloody COVID news section just won't fuck off.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 31 Jan 2022, 22:37,
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I get nothing but midget tranny porn in my feed and all I had was one wank
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 1 Feb 2022, 6:27,
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GC Toy Dolls
...but it's my candles day so there.
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Mon 31 Jan 2022, 13:21,
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candles will not burn if doused in dihydrogen monoxide
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 31 Jan 2022, 21:50,
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Where did you sleep last night?
I made this!
A mercifully short Nirvana cover...
...In the Pines.
(, Mon 31 Jan 2022, 12:58, Reply)
nice little version
I think the Nirvana one was also a cover. I forget of who
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 31 Jan 2022, 21:13,
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Article comparing Spotify and Bandcamp
TLDR: You didn't read it so you don't know
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Mon 31 Jan 2022, 1:22,
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I've always shunned Spotify, long before the current debacle.
Whilst none of the streaming services are overly generous to the musicians, Spotify seems to be the worst of the worst. I still like to buy CDs and the odd digital download, but don't stream music.
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Varmint, Mon 31 Jan 2022, 12:51,
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Currently the worst of the worst when it comes to paying royalties for streaming music is TikTok
Edit: they seem to pay a fixed rate per video regardless of how many times it's viewed
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 31 Jan 2022, 19:44,
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I used spotify for several hours until it took away the privilege to choose what I listen to
at which point I questioned the point of such a service and the sanity of its user base. Radio stations exist for those who want curated music. I just don't get it.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 31 Jan 2022, 20:05,
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You can still create your own playlists on the free phone app version
without algorithmic interruptions - apart from ads. On the free desktop and TV app versions you can select individual songs
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 1 Feb 2022, 6:53,
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I can create my own playlists using my record collection
which has tracks and artists not represented on Spotify. I can select any of the songs I own to listen to at will, whenever I want.
I have to question the sanity of anyone defending this dystopian Black Mirror of music.
UOK hon?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 1 Feb 2022, 14:33,
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I listen to streaming services because it gives me an opportunity to discover new music/be reminded of artists I've forgotten about
without having to listen to the intolerable presenters and overplayed post-punk wank that has become so synonymous with so much of contemporary BBC6 Music's airtime.
I also have an extensive collection of Hi-Res digitally archived vinyl which I can listen to in the comfort of my own home. But there's really no good reason to transfer all those files over to my phone to listen to on the move. They're far too large and even my 'good' wireless headphones won't do them justice. If I'm walking to the shop/commuting to work/going for a run/doing just about anything other than leaning back, shutting my eyes and losing myself in the Music, streaming services make the whole experience much more convenient.
It's comparable to Netflix vs. Blu-ray for me. If I just feel like sticking on some light entertainment, or fancy watching a movie after work, I'll fire up Plex or one of my streaming services. If I want to really experience a film, then I'll fire up the Blu-ray player.
Maybe you just need to get with the times, Grandad.
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If you're only going to create fossilised playlists of tracks you already own then maybe it's pointless
But you could try discovery tools like Spotify's Discover Weekly, which is surprisingly good. And then go and buy your fav discoveries in 78 rpm form
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 1 Feb 2022, 17:05,
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Umm... Actually... I do have a wax cylinder collection. About... 4 or 5 ice cream cartons of them.
And about 4.5 metres of 78s, and about a quarter of a mile of vinyl.
Youtube seems to have almost everything these days. Spotify creates fossilised playlists of tracks it already owns, then makes it inconvenient for me to listen to what I want.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 1 Feb 2022, 21:07,
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Yes I know its not Sunday anymore
Not as bad as I thought it might be and an easy wank so 7 out of 10.
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TBL I posted this on, Mon 31 Jan 2022, 1:01,
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Unlike the lady one, this one was a bit Cringe. Still, live Toyah's top.
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extremely fast scooter
highly likely GC, but no notice when posting
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Old maps, side-by-side with modern
Archive of maps from history, geo-referenced to modern data. Round here it all used to be fields! - or whatever.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 30 Jan 2022, 15:46,
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Thanks
I usually open two screens and cross my eyes at them. This is much easier.
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id10ts WTF happened, Mon 31 Jan 2022, 15:27,
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