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This is a link post A re-creation, but WHY??
8 minutes of test card and announcements in HD??
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 12 Jan 2024, 18:23, Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ku21cXbPmYg
 (I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 14 Jan 2024, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Odd
Reading the comments is sparking nostalgia for something I never saw.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 15 Jan 2024, 15:28, Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXC_D7-z4v4
 (swank, Thu 18 Jan 2024, 23:38, Reply)
This is a link post Loved up. BBC Film from 94/95
Lena Headley. About the ecstasy scene. Featuring a very young Danny Dyer. And Philip Glennister.. .
(Terry Hoosh #3, Fri 12 Jan 2024, 17:42, Reply)
This is a link post RIP Annie Nightingale
The oldest Radio 1 presenter crown is passed on to Pete Tong.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 12 Jan 2024, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post End of an era.
Pete Tong's the next oldest, eh? Oh well, I guess that's a lucky escape, it was very nearly Tim Westwood.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 12 Jan 2024, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Bugger
Another one for the Sgt Pepper Album cover then. This years going rightly and its not 2 weeks old yet.
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 12 Jan 2024, 16:24, Reply)
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"The oldest Radio 1 presenter crown is passed on to Pete Tong" - that's just seems wrong.

RIP Annie Nightingale
 (Haywood Manley, Fri 12 Jan 2024, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post When I was an annoying teenager I wrote to her
Background: My band was shit and everybody hated us.


She introduced the Go Gos and said they suffered from "consumer resistance". Being a teenage smartarse, I wrote her a clever letter saying "Hey my band suffer from consumer resistance too (nobody likes us)!! Does this mean we get a spot on OGWT too?":


 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 13 Jan 2024, 0:27, Reply)
This is a normal post great letter
that she replied is quite the credit to her
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 13 Jan 2024, 2:32, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, she achieved bulletproof approval rating for that in my eyes
fkn hand typed and all, lovely lady
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 13 Jan 2024, 5:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Aww. That's rather sweet.
Scaly Beast 2024 reunion in tribute?
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 13 Jan 2024, 8:36, Reply)
This is a normal post You don't want that
honestly
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 13 Jan 2024, 8:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing!
Annoying I have only one click. Worth more.
 (I helped save b3ta! antmulder Flick your icefloss, Sun 14 Jan 2024, 1:33, Reply)
This is a normal post That is superb,
she's shot up in my estimation for that.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Sun 14 Jan 2024, 10:42, Reply)
This is a link post Dancers from the Windmill theatre brought to naval base
to spill champagne and smear their lipstick
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 12 Jan 2024, 13:14, Reply)
This is a link post This is fascinating
not finished watching it but full colour film about Soho in the 50s.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 12 Jan 2024, 9:45, Reply)
This is a link post We need Jungle.
University Challenge lays down a sick beat.
(gijoel, Fri 12 Jan 2024, 7:31, Reply)
This is a link post Sci-Fi Short

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 11 Jan 2024, 21:39, Reply)
This is a link post The Shining
Lee Unkrich was a Pixar exec when Pixar was good, but his greatest achievement is the material he's unearthed on the Kubrick film. Watch this and see.
(I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Thu 11 Jan 2024, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I really enjoyed that.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 12 Jan 2024, 1:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks , I shall look forward to watching this later

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Fri 12 Jan 2024, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Great stuff
Thanks for posting
 (Farty Funkhouser, Fri 12 Jan 2024, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post enjoyed this
thank you for flagging it up
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 13 Jan 2024, 2:09, Reply)
This is a link post Educate Yourselves Sheeple!

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 11 Jan 2024, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post She's still racist though
because she is still white, and all white people are racist because of their skin colour.

www.amazon.co.uk/All-White-People-Are-Racist/dp/B09M5B7ZWD

"As a white man in Amerika, I can tell you that most white people in Amerika, and consequently the world, are racist. However, most of us that are racist have no idea that we're racist. The rest of us are in denial (which itself is racist)."

Even the author of that book is racist because he used a word starting with 'n'.

I have tried to avoid using any n-starting-words in this post, although the better step is to avoid using that letter at all. My failure to do this shows I am still racist. Wake up Sheeple!

Oblig :

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN_0qvuhhw
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 11 Jan 2024, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post You recognised the logo on the video, right?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 11 Jan 2024, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post There's shalot of irony in that video

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 11 Jan 2024, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank god I got a like for that
I could hear the tumbleweed...
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 12 Jan 2024, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post You done well son

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 12 Jan 2024, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Of course
didn't you notice the irony in my post?
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 11 Jan 2024, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post TBF
it's hard to tell if you're a right wing nut having a laugh or a politically neutral unhinged person having a laugh.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 11 Jan 2024, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post ^
Poe's Law in full effect, especially considering the company on here. My apologies.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 12 Jan 2024, 8:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I do like to play my irony close to the iron

(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 12 Jan 2024, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post God, the Onion really isn't as sharp as it used to be, is it?
Have some vintage Onion instead: www.youtube.com/watch?v=xH7kKnHpgus
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 11 Jan 2024, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post It's certainly no "man walks on fucking moon".
www.theonion.com/july-21-1969-1819587599
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 12 Jan 2024, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post "Holy mother of fuck"
the first man on the moon added.

That was class thank you
 (I helped save b3ta! antmulder Flick your icefloss, Fri 12 Jan 2024, 21:41, Reply)
This is a link post The Hands Of Porsche I made this!
I've made an entire album solely out of in-house car promo files and those instruction manuals that you listened to on cassette to tell you where the wiper switches are. Here's a snapshot.
(qbahn, Wed 10 Jan 2024, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 10 Jan 2024, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Craftsmanship takes time
Wunderbar!
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeybananaraffle, Wed 10 Jan 2024, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Vorsprung Durch Techno
Excellent
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Wed 10 Jan 2024, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post surely
Volkstümliche Durch Techno
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 11 Jan 2024, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post dance machine
i began watching this as i lay in a stupor on my bed but by the end i was up and doing an interpretive porsche dance
 (mothraa, Fri 12 Jan 2024, 18:32, Reply)
This is a link post New Music from Old Dogs I made this!
Over the last 40 years I have been part of a musical group called O Yuki Conjugate, and evolving from that comes a record by us under the name Open Yellow Circle. If you like your music dubby, fourth world-y, ambiental and bit grubby this might be of interest.

Otherwise, pretty shapes and colours
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Wed 10 Jan 2024, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting stuff!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 10 Jan 2024, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers!

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Wed 10 Jan 2024, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post This is relevant to my needs
Thank you
 (I helped save b3ta! d0gbyte, Sat 13 Jan 2024, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post You're most welcome
provided your needs are legal
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Sun 14 Jan 2024, 10:43, Reply)
This is a link post Quite enjoying this guy's channel
(fnak yik yik)
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 9 Jan 2024, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Pushing rope in space.
hyak hyak hyak

Meanwhile, a relativistic horse walks into a bar.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 10 Jan 2024, 3:13, Reply)
This is a normal post needed bibation for its dilation?

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 10 Jan 2024, 3:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Maximum action during length contraction.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 10 Jan 2024, 4:45, Reply)
This is a normal post so, he can tell which twin is the evil one?

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 10 Jan 2024, 5:09, Reply)
This is a normal post The one with the beard.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 10 Jan 2024, 8:13, Reply)
This is a link post A'ight, let's go!
This is about as real as it gets.
Middle class, executive management person wrote a rap about merchandising planning, posted on LinkedIn.

Takin it to the street y'all!
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 9 Jan 2024, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Terrible bullying of Queef Richard's

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 9 Jan 2024, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 9 Jan 2024, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post FUCKING HELL

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 9 Jan 2024, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Word.

(Covid69 Boris variant., Tue 9 Jan 2024, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I like how she talks all about breaking stereotypes.
Then gets a young urban man with an American accent to sing the rap.

(Also deeply disappointed that she didn't perform it herself)
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 9 Jan 2024, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post She's not even a Merkin herself
- Seems to be South African or Ozzy or something, AFAICT.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 10 Jan 2024, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it the new Die Antwoord line-up?

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 11 Jan 2024, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Linkedin is a plague of gobshite and lies

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 10 Jan 2024, 0:17, Reply)
This is a normal post fresh

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 10 Jan 2024, 5:16, Reply)
This is a link post I always loved the original
this is mental and cheering up a very dull Tuesday!
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 9 Jan 2024, 13:24, Reply)
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blah
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 9 Jan 2024, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I love it
Every time I hear I think my head's going to explode
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Wed 10 Jan 2024, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Jean-Jacques Perrey's Eva album is delightful
I don't know the background of this version he did but the "blahs" are even more unhingled. So much joy!
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 10 Jan 2024, 14:00, Reply)
This is a link post Who knew Jesus was so well hung?
Not in the literal sense of course; they always portray the nails in the wrong place.

Not technically NSFW, but be warned.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 9 Jan 2024, 1:39, Reply)
This is a normal post nails in the wrong place
great, I now have the idea going through my head that there would have to be crucifixion specialists and, therefore, trainee crucifixion specialists.

Look at 'im from this side, see how the body is angled, contorted. No, you'll have to take them all out and hammer them back in again. This time use the right weight of nail, not just the odds and ends you have. Panel pins are no use.
You've got to do this right, first time, every time. After all we aim to avoid creating unnecessary suffering in this job.
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 9 Jan 2024, 7:30, Reply)
This is a normal post What?
he's fallen off? Well chase after him and bring him back he can't move that quickly and this time follow the protocol. I can't sign off your competency if they keep coming off the crosses now can I?
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 9 Jan 2024, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post FINE! Give him some water before you put him back up.
*pause*
IN A CUP!
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 9 Jan 2024, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Which cup is his?
You wouldn’t want to choose… poorly.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 9 Jan 2024, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post He's not having this carpenter's cup, toss out the remainder of the nails from your nail pouch and use that.
Pouring the water into his cupped hands... well it was only going to go straight through on to the ground wasn't it. SANITISING?! Somehow I don't think he'll be worrying about a bit of grit getting in the next time. You did finish both months of schooling like you claimed in your interview.

And give them hands a quick dry before the next batch of nails, don't want rust setting in early or his mates will have 'im off the cross in no time. Next thing you know there's a bunch of women claiming to have seen him risen again. Meanwhile the Prelate will blame our work and look for another firm next time.
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 9 Jan 2024, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Just tell ‘im you’ve found that Wodewick bloke he’s been after and you’ll be alright
But remember to keep more than arm’s length from that lanky centurion who fancies himself a scribe.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 9 Jan 2024, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post The centurion with the wrist watch?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 10 Jan 2024, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post 14 year old article about a non existent deity sparks discussion.
Just a normal day on the interwebs then :)
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 9 Jan 2024, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post It was the Cerne Abbas thing that brought it to mind.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 9 Jan 2024, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Crosscock

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 9 Jan 2024, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I believe the technical term is "stressed member"

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 10 Jan 2024, 14:01, Reply)
This is a link post Ever wondered what happened in the Mexican Revolution? I made this!
Well, wonder no more!

Another podcast with (distinctly) amateur historians.

Viva La Revolucion!
(I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Mon 8 Jan 2024, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I’m pretty sure I saw a documentary saying it was all about badges.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 8 Jan 2024, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Weird, the documentary I saw suggested it was all about Irish threesomes.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 8 Jan 2024, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post You're both wrong it was due to Kojak in disguise with a long moustache so no one could recognise him

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 8 Jan 2024, 23:15, Reply)
This is a link post Cecil is a bad dog

(Sherbs, Mon 8 Jan 2024, 8:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
Cecil later made a healthy deposit
 (I helped save b3ta! hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Mon 8 Jan 2024, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Hopefully a dead one

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 8 Jan 2024, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post This seems like an awfully strong reaction,
was it your money?
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 9 Jan 2024, 13:03, Reply)
This is a link post This is fine....

(I helped save b3ta! hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Mon 8 Jan 2024, 0:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Updating his look to be 'in' with the youngsters
him with his snazzy, its 1936 and I'm abdicating the throne look
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 8 Jan 2024, 8:40, Reply)
This is a link post Mine me I made this!
My Phd in games for participation has led to this 'Mine me'. Doncaster Community Hub. UK.
 (shnookey1, Sun 7 Jan 2024, 19:51, Reply)
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Do you have a Tik Tok free video?
 (I helped save b3ta! hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Sun 7 Jan 2024, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Posting Chinese spare spyware is against the rulez

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 8 Jan 2024, 8:17, Reply)
This is a normal post tik Tok free mine me
Is imgur ok. i.imgur.com/FOSNZgU.mp4
 (shnookey1, Mon 8 Jan 2024, 19:56, Reply)

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