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This is a link post Theory about classical singing and warbly vibrato
Vibrato in certain acoustics carries your musical message farther, and more generously.
Classical musicians have taken so long to adjust to the recording studio microphone - as long as stage actors have taken to adapt to the lens.
I can’t stand the warbles - the repertoire originally was intended for intimate small audiences, but grew for multiple reasons. I like to imagine Schubert’s original evenings sung by proficient amateurs with purity and meaning. Minus the technical necessities of yore.
I dunno - Sting or Elkie Brooks/Barbara Streisand/Diana Krall/ David Gilmour
(, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 22:51, Reply)
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The horrible Hyacinth Bucket opera style was a pompous nightmare. My old singing teacher said that Italian school was less horrific and natural which presumably means that this warble style is NOT necessary for projection. I mean the sound of babies crying is (supposedly) designed to be heard. What a fucking awful sound.

Not convinced. Opera is utterly awful.
(, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 6:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I can tolerate (and I mean tolerate!) this style
Where to my ear the note sits at the correct pitch for a significant percentage of the time, and makes periodic deviations away from it, in this case it sounds like it's slightly higher.
What I can't bear is when the note wavers both above and below the correct pitch without staying on it for any period of time. The overwhelming impression is that the singer can't hold the note so they're compensating by wavering about somewhere near it, going both sharp and flat.
(, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 7:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn’t bother me.
Then again it’s nothing compared to the warble you hear, usually in adverts*, when the singer is trying to sing more softly than they’re able to and just sounds breathy and insipid.

*Like whichever one it is doing the rounds with that man butchering Burt Bacharach.
(, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I like classical singing and opera
didn't always (preferred choral singing), but now I can listen to hours of it
vibrato can be good or bad
would be surprised if recordings of Schubert by non-classical singers aren't difficult to find
(, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 16:35, Reply)
This is a link post A song about farmers.
I wish I'd thought of this a couple of days ago when it would have felt topical.
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This is a link post It's Friday Afternoon
so time for a blast from the past
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This is a link post Prescott vs Bercow

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This is a link post RIP John Prescott

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This is a link post Mute 1

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This is a normal post I loved the song when I was a kid but I really REALLY misheard the lyrics
I always thought he was saying

"One, leather 'at" like a northern person singing about their leather hat.
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This is a normal post Ha! Ha! You TWAT!

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This is a normal post Nine Inch Nails did a great cover of that with Pete Murphy

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This is a normal post I've got one of the original pressings.
I had to send off a postal order in the post and wait nearly a week for it to be delivered.

Meanwhile, I quite like this cover by Laibach:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlEOsXG619w
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This is a link post Cube
I know. My last two posts have been movies.
But this is also a classic, so I'm just pretending to give a fuck.
Enjoy :)
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This is a normal post I have a spare button here if you want it.

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This is a normal post She's a tramp!

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This is a normal post What a dog. What. A. Dog

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This is a link post Arr - Z

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This is a link post SwearSky – Bluesky profanity, as it happens NSFW I made this!
Since most of us have moved to Bluesky now, I have made this: a flow of foul language uttered by Bluesky users. You can click on the expletive to see the original post.

NSFW as it literally yells swear words at you.
(, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent.
Literally the only reason APIs should exist.
(, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post This is excellent

(, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post It could be interesting to compare and contrast the frequency and types of profanity
between the Truth Socials and Blueskies, Mastodons and whatnot.
(, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Truth Social just a stream of the worst, most poorly-spelled slurs you've ever read.

(, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post This is great
I was wondering how the vocabulary would change as different countries cane online during the day, and a friend proposed a 3D globe that world show where the posts were coming from. Does the API support any sort of geolocation?
(, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 22:06, Reply)
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The only swears you'll see are the ones that I recorded, which are all in English. As far as I know there's no geolocation from the Jetstream firehose of posts, but some of them are tagged with the language.
(, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Fake tits:
"Après disons que le problème est que sous prétexte de se moderniser ils se sont tous uniformisés, il n’y a plus les petits détails qui donnaient de l’originalité."
(, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 9:29, Reply)
This is a normal post It can be fooled in many ways
Scunthorpe
(, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 9:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems bugged - going to click a cloud makes it move out of the way.
If you manage to "trap" it at the top, left click does nothing, though right-click "open in new tab" does open the messages.
(, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post How many exoduses have there been from twitter at this point?
When Trump was banned people moved to Truth social, when Musk bought it first (before he'd fucked it up yet) there was the exodus to Mastodon and then after Musk thoroughly broke the platform the exodus to BlueSky.

I'm surprised more people didn't just stop using social media. Twitter is a shithole and so are all platforms attempting to emulate it. It's just a machine where level headed people go in and nuts come out. No exceptions.
(, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 8:08, Reply)
This is a link post STARSHIP FLIGHT 6 AND 2ND BOOSTER CATCH - LIVE
LabPadre. Better streams will be available (their live cams always glitch out when something interesting happens). That's if it's not scrubbed.

Go SpaceX! Fuck Elon Musk!
(, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post The fuckers have launched!
Catch attempt aborted. :/
(, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope it crashes

(, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post You hope that the ship that launched and crash landed last night
will at some point in the future reconstruct and refuel itself so it can crash again?
(, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.

(, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought that's what you meant but I wasn't completely sure.

(, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Space might be fun
But that doesn't stop Musk from being a total cunt.
(, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post He's this generation's von Braun.
...wrt being a Nazi cunt.
(, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post How very dare you!!!
Wernher was an actual rocket scientist, Elon bought his way into it...
(, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 0:09, Reply)
This is a normal post It's fun to diminish Skum's role but not entirely accurate.
It's clear from his discussions with Tim Dodd that he's competent when discussing rocket design and understands what his rockets actually do in terms of the engineering and such. Much is made of the stupid demands he makes of his design teams (e.g. 'make it pointy'), but von Braun also designed some silly rockets in his time.

And, you know, he had actual slaves who he literally worked to death.
(, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 16:02, Reply)
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Give him time...
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This is a normal post He's a fascistic anti-union idiot
and I count 3 accidental deaths of his employees, and dozens of injuries. That's very bad.

Not quite Nazi concentration camp bad though, eh.
www.history.army.mil/html/bookshelves/resmat/wwii/special-features/VE-day/documents/V-2_and_Slave_Labor_Article.pdf
(, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that refreshed my memory.
I do wonder what Elon would have done in '40s Germany though.
(, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 13:29, Reply)
This is a link post Long Steven
Some stuff about a long dog

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This is a normal post \o/

(, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely

(, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely animated, but who calls their dog Steven?

(, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 2:38, Reply)
This is a normal post My dog is called Gordon.
We have a neighbour with a dog called Paul.
(, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 7:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Pets with human names are the best
We’ve had dogs named Bob, Emily and Toby and cats named Penny, Doris and Lillian

Although, I would probably prefer the “Stephen” spelling to “Steven”
(, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 7:54, Reply)
This is a normal post We called our dog Liberace
Because he was the pianist

#bennyhilljokes
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This is a normal post she did, for one

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This is a normal post I know it looks like a woman and her dog
But they’re just animated drawings. It’s a big saving on pet food
(, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post My dog's called Colin

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This is a normal post Probably the front runner
Unless someone has a Doberman called Elizabeth
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Deborah Doberman
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This is a normal post I'm a fan Debbie Dobie

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This is a normal post I once met a goat called Gerald

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This is a normal post ooh oh aha yeah!

(, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post My cat is called Steven
But you're right, a dog called Steven is ridiculous.
(, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 15:46, Reply)
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The hairy psychopath that allows us to live in his house is called Malcolm, though that isn't his fault, the RSPCA named him.
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This is a link post This one simple trick farmers don't want you to know

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This is a link post Half-Life 3 Confirmed!
Da!
*parp*
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This is a normal post Half Life fever dream is ridiculous
in a good way.
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hahahaha
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This is a link post do you wanna be in my gang? matt gaetz edition I made this!
whenever i see Matt Gaetz, i cannot help but think of another man who liked young girls...

(this will probably make no sense to americans 🤷‍♀️)

#deepfake
#mattgaetz
(, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I see what you mean, works well.
Ew
(, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post . . . that's my soul up there . . .
. . . american here. Gaetzy Glitter refence understood!
(, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I had a boss who was sax player in Glitter's band the time the story first broke in 97
They were travelling to Newcastle for a show on his anniversary tour, and he told me Glitter called a band meeting and gave them his oath that the allegation was completely false.
He lasted two more concerts then cancelled the tour. Didn't pay his musicians for the last gigs, but none of them sued as they didn't want their name associated with him.
That Gaetz looks a wrong-un
(, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 23:53, Reply)
This is a normal post A lickspittle described Gaetz as an accomplished attorney.
Quite something, considering that he's never argued a case. I assume if he did those shifty eyebrows and huge botoxed forehead wouldn't do him any favours. I don't think a comparison with Gadd is fair though: he preferred them much younger and as far as I know he didn't openly brag about his 'conquests' (urgh) to his coworkers.

Matt Gaetz is a piece of shit, but Gadd was another kind of depravity altogether.
(, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 1:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Aaaand he’s dropped out!

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This is a link post As MAMA CORNETTE Used To Say NSFW

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This is a normal post Slicker than cum off a gold tooth

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This is a normal post Flatter than a plate of piss

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This is a link post Freaky 60's light bulb

Pretty interesting look at the technology involved in Balafire lamps.
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This is a normal post Turtle power!

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This is a link post The California Nobody Knows 🇺🇸
This was a really quick 70 minutes
(, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 1:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you that was great
Bingeing on his other videos now, he has a good style.
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