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This is a link post Sky Taxis NSFW I made this!
A dystopian sci fi short film hip hop music video type thing I made. Took ages but I'm chuffed with it. I'm not on the internet any more so apologies for not posting on b3ta for years. I don't have anywhere else to post it. NSFW for a cunt and some fucks. Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sat 25 Jul 2026, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post turns out the cunt and fucks are just words in a rap song
Much disappointed
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 25 Jul 2026, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post you need to watch it frame by frame
for the sex and vulvas
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent excellent work.

(I helped save b3ta! David Sylvanian, Sat 25 Jul 2026, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post thank you for watching it!

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Love it

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 25 Jul 2026, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post hooray!
cheers!
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this
and your jacket.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 25 Jul 2026, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post cheers!
Vinted's finest.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Splendid.

(Mr_Gubbins Reykjavík comma Iceland full stop, Sat 25 Jul 2026, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post wonderful
thank you.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
Gorgeous - beautiflly made
 (I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post cheers so much
i swore i'd never do another one by the end but now i'm working on the sequel.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Great stuff
Could bring the voice up quite a bit, gets lost in the music. Don't be shy!
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post What's done is done.
I thought so but i'm the vocals and rappers always want to be louder so i thought it was just that. You're probably right though. ah well.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post gaz'd you

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 11:48, Reply)
This is a link post Hypothetically Speaking...sort of country music vid cabout best way to get rid of a body.
Continuing an occasional series where I share from bluesky wot that Paul Hetaon thinks might be worth listening to.
Catchy, I like...bit funny too.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sat 25 Jul 2026, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Good stuff
You might also like
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaEzT5MusFs
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 25 Jul 2026, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post i likey this too. Ta.
Think my first intro to country was Billy Connoly's ultimate country song. Then in the 90s I had to run Karaoke for Americans but after Friends In Low Places every night for two years....
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sat 25 Jul 2026, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Hypothetically Speaking
that's terrible advice. Strong acids don't simply make a body disappear - though alligators are a better option. Funny looking dog she's got.
 (strongp, Mon 27 Jul 2026, 16:38, Reply)
This is a link post Factoids about Basil
The puppet was built by Peter Firmin of Smallfilms
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 25 Jul 2026, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I’m too young to remember Basil Brush.
But I did see an advert for the 40th Anniversary re-release of Transformers: The Movie and now I feel really old.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 25 Jul 2026, 18:46, Reply)
This is a link post Byron Ferrari Generator I made this!
Generating random nicknames for Bryan Ferry based on something they used to do in the NME in the 70s. NOT NICHE.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post No word of nyperbole...
Best website ever.
 (Jamie165, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry
I spelt Bryperbole wrong.
 (Jamie165, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Why is this so funny?
The description didn't convince me, but as your work rarely misses the mark I gave it a try and it just gets funnier the more you look!
It reminds me of a time we replaced words in band names with a friend's nickname, resulting in names like Motorguv, Everything but the guv etc.
Not really funny now but at the time we were all in stitches.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Very silly
He did some of my favourite songs but fuck he put out a torrent of shite too
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 25 Jul 2026, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post It's an odd career, really.
Something bland followed by something perfect.

(Sign of the Times is a very enjoyable flop from his sad period, if you haven't heard it.)
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 25 Jul 2026, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah that was kinda good
But I'm here for the Manzanera mostly
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 14:01, Reply)
This is a link post An oldie, but a goodie.

(Huw Edwards Yer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 6:23, Reply)
This is a link post Seize the Means Street
The Marxist puppet show that's been missing in your life.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 4:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
Love it. I hope this gets traction.
 (I helped save b3ta! hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 23:34, Reply)
This is a link post Limited Interest Trailer
- no, this is not for you. Move along.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Swan upping? Well I suppose it is July.

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 7:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
I watched Where Does A Body End? several times, and caught them live in 2013, do I count?
(Probably on par with MBV for loudest concert award. The difference being MBV was a cloaking smothering volume, whereas Swans were 'everything red' brutality.)
 (I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 7:53, Reply)
This is a normal post The overlap between b3tard and Swans fan practically amounts to doxxing yourself
- given the small size of the samples
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post oh ffs! no the front page!
Might as well post your passport details in the comments on PornHub
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post surplanted by marxist puppets
thank fuck for that
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 17:03, Reply)
This is a link post Bumcrack Bumcrack Fishfinger
Have we done this yet?

Why haven't we done this yet?
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
Frozen they are too cold.
Fried they are too rough.
Defrosted they break too easily.
Terrible waste of lube too.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Anything's a dildo
if you're brave enough
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Jam jar man agrees
>.<
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post mashed potatoes?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post As Samwise Gamgee says,
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em up your bum

EDIT : Might have to freeze them first, but at least you can give them whatever shape you like
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post cool

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 25 Jul 2026, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post marzipan AND croissants?

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sat 25 Jul 2026, 10:41, Reply)
This is a link post Count Binface The Game I made this!

(dawildcat, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy candleday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello you cunt
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post This one's still umbilically attached to rob

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post First candleday is after a year isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
if it's day zero, their profile has a candle.

i'm no substitute for fadgebadger
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry, I've been travelling the wilds of Scotland all week

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 25 Jul 2026, 8:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Music is AI, the art looks AI,
I guess it's slop-coded too.

If you can't be bothered to make it, why should I be bothered to play it?
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 4:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this!

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 23:04, Reply)
This is a link post A semi-functional recreation of the Tardis used by the fith and sixth doctor.
Well apart from not travelling through space and time bit that doesn't work though and I think it looks smaller on the inside than the out but if you can get over that....
 (beanolabub, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post semi-functional?
It only goes forwards in time?
At a rate of 1 day per day?
 (I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post And relative dimensions in space, don't forget
Just at the same speed as the surface of the Earth
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post 1674km/h or thereabouts?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post That very much depends on how you measure it
planet rotation speed which ranges from 0 at the poles to ~1670km/h at the equator, or speed round the sun, or the sun's speed round the milky way, or the speed the milky way is doing towards The Great Attractor.

So a nice wide range of 0km/h to ~2,100,000km/h
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Fifth.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Did the website time-travel
directly from the 90s?
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 10:10, Reply)
This is a link post Another production reduction job NSFW I made this!
Not everyone's cup of tea, but there are so many layers of production and vocals in Beautiful Trauma I wanted to see what it sounded like with fewer double tracked vocals and just the bass and piano.

Tentative I made this as it is remixed by me.
(beanolabub, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs less "P!nk"
edit: not meaning to belittle your work, I'm sure you've done a grand job, I just find her voice endlessly grating.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Whereas I find the rhyming dictionary lyrics unbearable.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't think I've ever listened long enough to absorb any specific lyrics,
just a general 'waah waah waah I'm a mess' vibe

Edit: I lie, just rmembered "I'm sick of being COMpared/ To damn BritNEY Spears", I've got an unused scanner she can borrow
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post On reflection she'd probably feel she's had the better of it these days
So that's nice
 (dyllon nice beaver., Thu 23 Jul 2026, 13:29, Reply)
This is a link post The Bureau of Minor Sufferings — a US government office that processes petty grievances I made this!
Describe the thing your flatmate/coworker/spouse did (left 4ml of milk in the carton, microwaved fish before your meeting) and the Bureau issues an official certificate: case number, forensic cost calculation, severity grade, formal ruling, and citations of legal precedent (Okafor v. The Empty Carafe, 2024). Free, no signup. Estimated processing time: 14–18 business centuries.
 (ladstallion, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I applaud this level of effort for such pettiness
I shall be raising several niggling annoyances just as soon as I've finished picking up my son's socks from the living room floor.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post thank you for your feedback
though bureau notes that "picking up socks belonging to a person who was fully informed of the hamper's location" is among our most-filed domestic categories. We look forward to your filings.
 (ladstallion, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 4:26, Reply)
This is a normal post There is a nice idea here
but font-size: 9px!?

(I'd also say the AI detracts from the interesting bit, which is the collection of petty grievances)
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post noted, we will def look into this.

(ladstallion, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 4:27, Reply)
This is a normal post It did a fantastic job on my pet peeve
Which is cutting toast in half diagonally, rendering it useless for making, for example, egg and bacon sarnies out of a cooked breakfast. I shall be printing the verdict and framing it so it can hang on the wall at work in the hope that the message gets to the canteen.
Also, hello!
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 22:15, Reply)
This is a normal post hi there,
the Bureau notes with approval that the verdict will be displayed per §12 Public Notice Requirements, lol...
 (ladstallion, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 4:22, Reply)
This is a link post Mske a narrative twoer I made this!
Using cards and art and games for tower building a narrative Stories high,
(Anton Hecht, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 10:23, Reply)
This is a link post unravelling - The Knitwit Show I made this!

(si bennett, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Top work!
Why isn't this on [insert popular content delivery service]?
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post thank u
im trying to
 (si bennett, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 23:31, Reply)
This is a link post duck and jump I made this!

(si bennett, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Catchy

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post That frog's a twat

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post true
unlike all those lovely who sang for Ruppet the bear
 (si bennett, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 23:33, Reply)
This is a link post Dead pigs dressed up as migrants in the Arizona desert
A 2018 study
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 6:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like a Skinny Puppy lyric

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 8:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting.
Pulled pork.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 8:15, Reply)
This is a normal post so...how long until you can fuck them?

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 8:35, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 9:19, Reply)
This is a link post Nice to see one of my favourite channels doing well

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 18 Jul 2026, 21:43, Reply)
This is a link post Choo choo!
A live train map from top down.
 (beanolabub, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post
Fucking hell, I've been looking for this site for weeks. I saw it once, forgot to bookmark it and forgot what it was called.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post This is good

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 17:43, Reply)
This is a link post OK2D - odlehčení 1.7. 2026 (Praha)
For those fans of the Obere Wasserschlosskammer who thought maybe the cameraman was being a bit too careful.

Everyone else can file this one under "Fuck that!"
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
appropriate music
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, nah.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Stop! Kammertime!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 16:00, Reply)
This is a link post Flat Eric is back

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 11:29, Reply)

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