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This is a normal post Thanks
for just spacking out my computer, disconnecting me and trying to make me redial another number. Thanks a fucking lot!
 (I helped save b3ta! currantbun is nubtnarruc backwards, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post works ok for me :(

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Works fine for me too,
its just a Windows Media Player file.
 (Ballunatic, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Just me then
no offence intended.

mutter mutter
 (I helped save b3ta! currantbun is nubtnarruc backwards, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post You're on dial up?
dear oh dear
 (I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, Alcoholics Anonymous and
the AA Insurance company have the same acronym. I don't think the 'prankster' realised it wasn't funny.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bats, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 18:54, Reply)
This is a link post I went to a ska night on friday and took pics. I made this!
Felt like sharing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post she?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post pffft
can they beat 7 seconds of love? i think not!
flickr.com/photos/21087133@N03/sets/72157603252907321/
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Ska!
So good, the 90s want it back.

(And they're welcome to it.)
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr. Jack cracked the elite b3ta inner circle on, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 22:28, Reply)
This is a link post James Kochalka Superstar - Wash Your Ass
A cautionary tale
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 17:14, Reply)
This is a link post Tortoise the kitty hunter
You fight.....NOW!
 (drgonzo2012 Tell me about the rabbits, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 17:06, Reply)
This is a link post Religious spastics think Super Mario is turning you gay! NSFW
/edit - check out the other posts in there. Its a hotbed of spasticism.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm pretty sure
that Landover baptist is a satirical site.
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post ah
Not so sure now, check the Wiki page - it seems genuine.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm pretty sure it's a parody.

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh come on
that first post, at least, is so obviously fake
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post landover baptist
is definitely a satirical site
 (exyzed, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post yes, it's a genuine parody
it's an "officially recognised" religion but it's taking the piss

I've been a fan since what, 1998?
 (I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Religious spastics
hahahaha.
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post for a start,
the pic of mario with luigi on his back is a poorly done photoshop containing elements of Luigi's Mansion's graphics.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post sigh
just sigh.
 (I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post the gay mario in black
is from a b3ta photoshop
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post i didnt even
realise these people existed.
and "cesspool of cultural pollution, Japan."
ugh
 (message long storyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 20:30, Reply)
This is a link post BRAWNDO!


(In case you don't recognize it, this is from Idiocracy- only now someone's actually going to make the stuff and sell it.)

IT'S LIKE HAVING SEX WITH A TRACTOR TRAILER IN A PARKING LOT!
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sun 25 Nov 2007, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post pffffft
that is such a good idea. Now all I need is some proware and the Masturbation TV Network.
 (I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my word.
If this is actually being marketed then whoever it is must have had their brain explode from the layers of irony they have just created.
 (John_Anon_Prince I have no heart and soul, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
This is fantastic. I usually win at yelling anyway, but my waving skills could use some help.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ten U Us results once we've taken all the cocks out, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Same guy that brought you...
youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs Powerthirst

And

youtube.com/watch?v=t-3qncy5Qfk Powerthirst 2
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr. Jack cracked the elite b3ta inner circle on, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 22:32, Reply)
This is a link post Post a few below made me want to post this NSFW
Classic Derek and Clive!!!

Very NSFW!!
(I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Sun 25 Nov 2007, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post classic!
can not beat them!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 20:46, Reply)
This is a link post Rare Exports inc
Now you know where Father Christmas comes from.
NSFW for old fat man nudity.

edit: and part two: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z4OvK3Vn44
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 15:16, Reply)
This is a link post Tying into the QOTW...
I posted it over there as it was appropriate for this week's QOTW, but as it's a link I thought it should be here as well...

(Yes, I know it's been posted before, but it's still fucking brilliant satire.)
 (I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sun 25 Nov 2007, 15:11, Reply)
This is a link post Your Mobile Phone (Demo) I made this!
Hello. This song is about the morning after a heavy night. Vocals still need a bit of work, but this is what I've got ao far. Enjoy :)
Get Flash player to hear the audio
(__, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 14:55, Reply)
This is a link post EH?
A pringle jingle o_0

pringles.co.uk/christmas/default.aspx
 (I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Those poor, poor Pringle children...
...completely unaware of their imminent mastication-related deaths.

Also that girl in the bottom-right looks like Stephanie from LazyTown.
 (I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed! it does.
And i was thinking.. Cannibalism? Crisps eating crisps?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 16:02, Reply)
This is a link post Excellent hand drawn animation
This really tickled my fancy, it's an ad but very well done.
 (purple_gromit, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking awesome
I need to meet the guy that did that.
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 25 Nov 2007, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post That's most clickiworthy
(and no mistakin')
 (Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post that is quite quite awesome

(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 25 Nov 2007, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post most woosome!

(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Sun 25 Nov 2007, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm...
I remember some guy did something similar to this and was complaining because these dudes had ripped off his animation. I can't remember the link unfortunately.
 (John_Anon_Prince I have no heart and soul, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 15:53, Reply)
This is a link post How not to help old ladies cross the road I made this!
.
did this for a laugh last year.
(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post whoah! nice editing
your other videos are awesome aswell
 (Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha
That looks so real.

 (I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent
Woo
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post nice editing :)
that street looks familiar too
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 18:18, Reply)
This is a link post Just a picture of Neil and Christine Hamilton,
but oh dear.
 (I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dear...
...indeed.
 (I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 12:35, Reply)
This is a link post Flowerpot's Jaffa Cake Challenge - The video from B3tard MCQ
The silly narna scoffed too many too quickly to try and squeeze it all in under 10 minutes.

He also ate them upside down. Everyone knows you really should eat them chocolate side up.

A brave attempt, MCQ!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post
A great effort
 (I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I vote him to win
a) an incredibly valient effort!
b) because my one surviving memory of meeting him was pissing him off at my first ever b3ta bash whilst very drunk, so I feel I owe him my sober support
 (I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 17:23, Reply)
This is a link post Scamming the scammers
Probably the funniest thing ive seen this year.
 (adamand, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post 419 is legendary
that one in paricular is great!
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha! I love this site..
"Our insurance department immediately took the rodent to the vetenary surgeon for inspection to ascertain the cause of death, which it transpired was a case of stuffmefatgutzwivwud"

Classic!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Sun 25 Nov 2007, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post that is ace.
am now making coffee and reading more :) *click*
 (Roll_Up_Smoker Hasn't had a cigarette since, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post bloody hell a bit long and complex
but absolutely classic
the video makes it :P
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Hell Yes!

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:27, Reply)
This is a link post Robot Chicken... no, really
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 6:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Arrgh!
New Zealanders! They'll want to feed you cider and be friendly! RUN!
 (I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Sun 25 Nov 2007, 6:23, Reply)
This is a normal post AAAARRRGGGHH!
*pfft*

pardon...
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 7:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I want one.

(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 10:52, Reply)
This is a link post Get Saved!
I just discovered this site by accident. I have no idea if it's serious or not, the dodgy techno music in the background and the really crappy "my first frontpage 97 website" look to it really has me wondering if it's a joke...

But either way, if you're about to die or something and want to repent, this site will (apparently) let you do it with the minimum of fuss. Personally I'm going to pass on this one and just see what happens. Might place a bet on it so that if I die and I'm wrong, I can at least get something from it.

Plus, I prefer the term "get fucked" anyway.
 (Kushan just wants to fit in..to your mum, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 4:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I clicked no
and they were quite nice about it...
 (I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Sun 25 Nov 2007, 6:20, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^
I have a lot of time for this type of approach. Very nice to see. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 7:19, Reply)
This is a normal post lies

(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post They were really nice when I clicked "no"
However, the flashing yellow text gave me a small aneurism.
 (John_Anon_Prince I have no heart and soul, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Well you know what they say
Swings and roundabouts...
 (Kushan just wants to fit in..to your mum, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 0:19, Reply)
This is a link post School of Comedy - the "Find Your Folks" sketch NSFW
sadly, the BBC won't let you embed, but this sketch is awesome. apparenly the kids wrote it themselves too.
As seen on BBC THREE's Comedy Shuffle
NSFW due to a swear.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 4:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant
Saw it on Thursday. At the start I thought it would be shite, but it was brilliant. The singing is hilarious.
 (5347, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, i don't know why they cut out the singing
maybe it made it too long.
i have a full version of it, but the audio and video don't match. grrr.
 (I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 13:28, Reply)

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