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This is a link post TF2 trick jump video
For all you TF2 players out there, here's a cool little vid showing the fun you can have with trick jumping and Pyro reflects.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:00, Reply)
This is a link post The butcher handles a big juicy bird.
Or, how to carve a turkey properly with little meat wastage.
 (witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice bit of info that.
Shall impress all with my carvery skills now.
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Thas good, but,
he's wearing jewellery while he's doin that! Not hygenic!

Also, he forgot the 'oysters' under the bird near the legs, best bit of the entire bird IMO!

Still, I like the whole concept and general advice there, it's summat I'm never sure how to do right.
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:02, Reply)
This is a link post Quite the most ridiculous piece of political correctness I've ever encountered.
Preview says no...
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw this on the news last night
I can't view it at work so not sure if its the same report- but if not they interviewed this green haired harpie student woman. The reported asked her "is it political correctness gone mad" And she told him you can't say that as it is offensive to mad people. Or something like that.

Genius.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it is the same one, yes
but I can't view the clip either. But yes I saw green-haired woman on the news last night and had what I can only describe as a Wogan-esque vitriolic rant at the TV screen.

Although I did love Annabel Tiffin's line when they returned to the studio that "I can hear the emails being typed even now".
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post It's still not as funny as...
...the Met Police being sued by their Head of Diversity.
 (I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post They really missed a trick there.
Something like this would have been far better.

(from here, which is very glassus phallus)
 (witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post it does seem a bit silly
but i quite enjoyed the unisex bogs in Fabric (the club). They were pretty civilised.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:18, Reply)
This is a link post Gay wanking dog!! NSFW
Tesco Value Wood Sealant.

NSFW!!

Prob GC but I dont really care!
(I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:37, Reply)
This is a normal post that's actually quite disturbing
good thing i haven't eaten yet this morning
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Goodness me!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Dog
At least he didn't eat it like the monkey did.
 (Benzyl, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:07, Reply)
This is a link post Floaty Marshmallow Game
Fuwafuwa~ Guide your marshmallow man up into the heavens while avoiding the oddities that like to munch on you.

Non-snipurl link here:
https://www.forrent.jp/house/JJ/funwari/index_pc.html
 (tiepohs is a cornucopia of flavour, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 6:30, Reply)
This is a normal post great!
does anyone remember that game that chilled out with the line drawings and your floating about? ahhwhat a shit description i know...
 (ewe, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:47, Reply)
This is a link post Belushi National Lampoon's "Lemmings" NSFW
John Belushi - Lonely At The Bottom
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 6:01, Reply)
This is a link post Real men NSFW NSFW
MerKin Little Britain NSFW
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 5:42, Reply)
This is a link post Chye Love You I made this!
Chye, is the office accountant where I work. He has THE best Malaysian accent of all time. Behold!

First post (be gentle?)
(Funt, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 5:34, Reply)
This is a normal post first post at 5 in the morning?
what a senseless waste.
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:42, Reply)
This is a link post fun with aliens NSFW
bindon?
(Depro, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 5:08, Reply)
This is a link post Merlin, Attack!
Parrot attacks helicopter and becomes a polly gone.
(I helped save b3ta! amosquito trainer of insects, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 5:05, Reply)
This is a normal post selleck got pwned by that parrot
also, higgins greatness as usual
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post HIGGINS!

(JonothanCainer, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:45, Reply)
This is a link post BEST POEM EVER!
A mandarin poem that lolled me. Play it.
 (I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 2:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I really enjoyed this
play all versions. At te same time. its like bein stuck in a lift wit jimmy saville (sorry, and keys not workin)
 (ArfurDaley Must try harder., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 3:34, Reply)
This is a normal post That's splendid
My wife taught me a couple of Japanese rhymes along the same lines:

niwaniwaniwaniwatorigairu

sumomomomomomomomonouchi
 (I helped save b3ta! ^, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 5:11, Reply)
This is a link post Delicious Eggs
In lieu of knowing anything interesting to search for on Youtube, I typed "delicious eggs". I found this.
(I helped save b3ta! Tamashii the other beige meat., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 2:50, Reply)
This is a normal post don't you do .. no .... STOP
DON'T YOU DRINK THAAAAAA.


gah!
 (phantomjack Tue 20 Mar, 3:18, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 5:13, Reply)
This is a normal post ????
!!!!!
 (Cap'n, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I was so close to ralph there
and I don't even know him
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:44, Reply)
This is a link post Flying lotus - Parisian Goldfish NSFW
Ace tune, and utterly strange video. NSFW, and if youre the sort who foams at the mouth at flashy things, then its nay for thee.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 1:07, Reply)
This is a normal post jesus fucking christ
there's only two links between this and the last time it was posted!!

edit: jumped the gun a bit as this isn't the same as two posts ago. But it's a still a big fat glass cock for fuck's sake!!
 (I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 3:29, Reply)
This is a normal post perhaps we need a better GC detector
it might be a simple as a keyword search on similar link titles.
The exact link match isn't really working for video sites, as the same video is uploaded multiple time to multiple video sites.
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Seriously!
I've had a few GC's n the past and everyone jumps on you for it. GC DOSENT FUCKING WORK!
 (I helped save b3ta! Beejay Proper old bastard, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post The reason it doesn't work is because
(I assume anyway) that it just compares the URL string. Thanks to every man and his dog faithfully replicating all the popular videos on youtube, and then said videos popping up on other sites, and back on youtube again, each video has a million urls you can view it from.

Not much the GC detector can do about that. Keywords is no good as most people just write an irrelevant (omg have you see this) type description, which would bypass that.

Not to worry though, there's plenty of folks here who have not much more to do that shout GC at the slightest provocation. (And whom, I suspect, don't even know the origin of the GC phrase, or properly appreciate that it means everybody is likely to have seen something before, not just them.)
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Glass Cock!
I've seen that explanation before....

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post it's only GC
if you live here
 (zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:15, Reply)
This is a normal post
You having seen a video before != glasscock
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ, has anyone actually watched the video?
Seems like everyone is just busting balls cos they assume its the same as that diesel one. Its not.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post you're right, it's not
it is, however, the same as the dancefloor dave video directed by Eric Warheim of tim and eric which we've had on here a bunch of times over the past couple of days. sorry to be a glasscock whore but it's true.
 (iainhasaface is freezing, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:19, Reply)
This is a link post LOS MINEROS DE BOLIVIA
Gran maestro boliviano!!!!
Bolivia aporto con su mineral a todo el mundo!!!

Lovely tune; part of my hunt for a version I heard in the eighties; perhaps by Bolivia Manta, perhaps not; they used to play in Tumi, a Latin American shop In Camden Lock, my first job!

It translates "The Miners of Bolivia they go to work, chew coca leaves and smoke fags," or something; that's where my spanish is lost on the guy's tear jerking video efforts, which are 11.5/10

EDIT: Click the ^link, for it still is
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 23:57, Reply)
This is a link post Fuck it i'll go for 2 massive luminescent male chickens in one evening
Stewie !
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 23:47, Reply)
This is a link post Safe for work Pron !
No really it's safe for work.... just


edit// apparently posted 458 times in the last 3 minutes...

asspologies
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 23:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Again?
Seriously?
 (symbiotic_alien is running on empty..., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 23:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
*cough

;)
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post That Tim and Eric thing someone else posted was so much better.
www.dancefloordale.com/
 (Cap'n, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 23:35, Reply)
This is a normal post 459!!
hows the sprog? still makes me giggle, its for a music thing in londo, yes im sad enough to look it up
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 23:36, Reply)
This is a normal post sprog is epic WIN!
no sleep well, not much - wifey is verging on PND.

Awesome !

edit.. I fear you need this badge on reading ur profile ;) www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/gif/2736.linksboardsquatter.gif
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 23:41, Reply)
This is a normal post then add it i shall!!
havent had much time to come online, or post much, too much work!

woo to epic sprog! sleeping much at the moment? or does little one keep you up all night?
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 23:47, Reply)
This is a normal post mother and stan
farm4.static.flickr.com/3172/2898652770_ea2c043932.jpg?v=0

im getting sleps - Kelly isn't ... !

HAhahaha haha ! Win for the lads - but i work fooking hard !
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 23:49, Reply)
This is a normal post awww cute
sos the baby :P

die hard seems longer with lots of advert breaks... take to the bottle ok? regualr drinker like daddy?? :P

i bet she doesnt see it that way!! any way sleepy time, another 11 hour shift tomorrow... fun time
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 0:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Whoa - thats a good job i just read that...
i was about to post it up as its kinda relevant to what i just posted.

Crisis averted.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 1:08, Reply)
This is a normal post wow....
just, wow...
 (iainhasaface is freezing, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:21, Reply)
This is a link post Amusing image.
Not a huge amazing link here, but a giggle all the same. Satirical poster.
 (sorry., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe
funny
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 23:33, Reply)
This is a link post Vincent Price reads The Tell Tale Heart
Was trying to talk to a friend about build ups in horror stories and found this.

Part 2 at uk.youtube.com/watch?v=TM-tAb-bM-s&feature=related
(Cap'n, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Vincent Price = WIN
I think I could happily watch nothing but his films for the rest of my days.
 (I helped save b3ta! john3ners has relocated to the Highlands, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 23:45, Reply)
This is a link post Chinese advert. Bloody odd and ace at the same time I reckon.
Wouldn't have guessed what it was advertising though.

GC says no and it's not on the popular page.
(I helped save b3ta! Fronkle99, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I love this hard
The Kra-Hung (flying ghost) is super. Thialnd has some great mythical creatures.
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Erm, Thai actually
there is a difference
 (flibblesan saw your mums cock, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, I know that now, I made a bit of a mistake there.

(I helped save b3ta! Fronkle99, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I see what you did there
and it was a bit racist
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I recognised
the dog bark is the same from Quake 1. Such a geek.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:25, Reply)

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