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This is a link post How to improve your Google rankings.
This is not sfw porn.
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also, a game:
www.lufthansa-usa.com/useugame2007/html/play.html
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a link post If all porn were like this my life would be infinitely less depressing. NSFW
I put this under NSFW to be on the safe side but it technically may be safe for work.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post First!

(I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post GRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGHHHHRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHH
possibly the most GC link in the entire history of GC links.
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post GODDAMNIT !
i've never actually found something new... i suppose there are quite alot of people on the internet though.

well, atleast someone may be able to enjoy it.
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post my apologies man, not wanting to over-react.
just this one has gone so viral that it's been re-hosted about a billion times and so the /links GC checker is useless.
it's been posted at least about 6 times that i've seen.

EDIT: and what pisses me off the most......I STILL HAVEN'T FUCKIN WATCHED IT COS MY WORK COMPUTER DOESN'T DO VIDEOS!!!!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can proudly say I was the second person to ever post this
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post i was teh 459th !

(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post well you're partially off the hook
most of the reposts of it happened while it was still on the popular page from the first time
 (I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is getting beyond a joke

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post YAY !!!
www.b3ta.com/links/Safe_for_work_Pron:2
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post jeeze
i got down the banks when i posted this last week.
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post despite the GC factor 10
it is fucking hilarious
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post This only proves
That 99% of the things linked to on b3ta were found by accident while people were looking for proper porn. It's beyond a coincidence now.
 (Cap'n, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I cant turn on my computer without having this fecking thing on /links.
Who ever posts it next is gonna feel my wrath. And I will come round to there house and do my Gordon Brown impression.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post
their house...
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post
^this
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post
^mongoloid
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like to swing by B3TA every 6 weeks or so....
...I've seen this 3 times.
 (I helped save b3ta! Grindstaff, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post could we maybe have a disclaimer that comes up before anyone posts a new link up
explaining that if they post this video up they'll get hanged?
 (iainhasaface is freezing, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a link post A song about a dog sung very off key and a bit scarily -
I want to see Diamanda Galas cover this to fully unleash the full horror.

Thanks (not!) to LNADKMD for runining my brain with this in his last podcast!
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now, the weird part is, I know that song, and from sometime about the 80s too
but I'm not sure why...

I think there was a compilation, a comedy album of 'bad hits' a friend had, and this was featured on it, along with 'Coco the Kid Loving Clown' I seem to recall...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think Doctor Demento had something to do with it

(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mein Gott
It's like having drain cleaner poured down your ears.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus Christ....
I love how the audience start clapping halfway through to try and get her to stop....

EDIT: I had to delve further.

Apparently it ALWAYS sounds like this. This isn't just a shit performance, when she recorded it it sounded like this!

boomp3.com/listen/feuisxv_p/gloria-balsam-fluffy

what the hell...?
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post AWWWWWWW
You got gang gonged!
-Chuck Barris
 (I helped save b3ta! amosquito trainer of insects, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:14, , Reply)
This is a link post Elmo Live - Animatronic Elmo Muppet
See above, this is a bit, erm, odd...

Play der movie, ja!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oooo i thought this may have been the old Emo
but it's a new one .. !!

My kidda might love this but £56 !!!
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, it's certainly cheaper than a Robosapian, I guess...

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post for a 3 week old baby i feel the robo might be lost on him
although he is of my loins and therefore a superior being ..



*akhem
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post eeuuuuuurrrrrggghhhhhhhhh
loins.....
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^agree's
not my fave word

Maybe sperms would have been better
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post tis a horrid word isn't it?
just sounds terminally dirty.

I often wondered as a child why god liked the word so much...
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post There was a giant animatronic robot at my uni the other day.
I was undecided as to whether or not there was a person inside.
 (I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a good sign!

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post what if it becomes sentient and tries to take over the world?

(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post With tickles?

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:18, , Reply)
This is a link post I want one of these NSFW
Umbrella for rain haters!

'tis the season to use it !
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
Great, I want one too
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post if i saw someone with that ide smash it for them
then piss on them.
 (JonothanCainer, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Forgive my pedantry
but what do you mean?
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Charming

(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post errrrm...
what?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post ....I see
are you one of those nasty immigrant drug-addled pedo muggers that the Daily Mail wants me to be sacred scared of.
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post best typo ever

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I write placards for council estate mobs
in my spare time.
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post talking of Council placards
My hometown has developed a Banksy all of its own !

www.thisiscroydontoday.co.uk/news/Undefined-Headline/article-362466-detail/article.html?cacheBust=eWMQrNTF8y9g#community
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post ooooooooooh you should so go round and taf them Wanksy
EDIT: taf should read tag, when is rob* gonna get off his hairy ginger arse and let us change the fucking subject lines on /links eh?



*i know it's not Robs responsibility but he needs to go and poke Robtoo
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post The last half of that sentence when said outloud
sounds like you have broken into Welsh. :D
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
now with suitable explanation.
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post so you're responsible!!!!
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7613307.stm
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha, I suspect the picture editor is trying to make a point here.

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post i reckon so..... loved it....

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why? Pray tell.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
Season Country.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a link post ROCK IT SNOWBALL

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post That little fecker dances better than a lot of guys I know!
I love the head banging at teh end too!

And I'm sure there's some joke here about the original singer not being too unfamiliar with a cock-a-too neither...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hooray for cockatoos with rhythm!
Snowball is ace. \o/
 (I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a link post Crustacean Cavalry
I can only assume that, sick of being massacred by humans in boats, crabs have found a way to strike back using their aquatic equivalent of cavalry.

We are truly doomed.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post That just needs redubbing with 633 squadron music
or something similar.

Invasion of the jelly fish riding crabs!

In other news, what the fuck? Maybe it was the result of a drunken crab bet
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post That last shot was terrifying!
And they called me crazy for building my crab shelter!*


*May contain lies
 (I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a link post Westworld - Sonic Boom Boy ftw!!

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Silent Library
Wish I'd tried this whilst I was still at uni...
(lameusername7, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Funny but
its an obvious set up and not 'real'. Multiple camera angles including overheads mean that everyone in the room knows whats going on.
Shame. nice if it was done for real.
 (I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's actually from a gameshow.
There are other episodes on t'internet :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post By far my favourite Jap
Jap Gameshow!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a link post GTA 4 bloopers
one for the GTA 4 fans.
silly tricks with a silly soundtrack.
(bitchass mother hubbard, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a link post essay
Some kid chooses 2 girls 1 cup as the topic for an essay for his arts class - film review....
 (dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
that's excellently written. I see no reason to believe that it's fake.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a link post I award you no points. And may God have mercy on your soul.
Sarah Palin. Yeah... I know, but it's short, scary, and the guy at the end's response is just supremely rude. In a good way.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha I fucking love Billy Madison.
Best of all the Sandler films.
 (I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:04, , Reply)
This is a link post Radio One DJ lives like a tramp.
You can look at this fella (Scott Mills) in his house.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I see no cans of trampagne.
I do see a rather tidy kitchen, and a rather plain lounge.
 (witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why?
Incomprehensible enough that people listen to Radio 1; watching a DJ scratch his balls seems particularly pointless.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post two words:
big.... brother.

its a fucked up world.
 (JonothanCainer, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Back in Black I made this!
... in the style of Jose Gonzales. Vastly improved from a previous recording posted on here a week ago. Constructive criticism please?

In particular, I corrected my misheard "back on the track and livin' to fuck" so it now sounds like "takin' the flack". Which I'm sure put Brian Johnson's mind at ease.

It's about 4m30s long, but still considerably shorter than the original. Not as in-your-face though.
Get Flash player to hear the audio
(sabre-tooth monkey, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post good work fella

(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I really liked that.
Have a *click*
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post constructive is my middle name!
Acoustic guitar is a bit woolly-sounding, like you've put a mic on the soundhole? Try a mic at the end of the fretboard instead.

Vocal sound is kind of woolly too, kind of gets mushed in with the guitar, may be time to fork out for a condenser mic

Nice laid-back production though ... couple of missed string bends maybe? and the extemporised solo sections don't quite come off but I can see where you were going with it.

Overall, I like it, could do with a spot of percussion maybe to move it along and a clearer-sounding mix
 (I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers
It is a condenser mic, but I reckon I'm not using it right. The points about the sound hole vs the fretboard definitely noted though, and I'll keep experimenting with how to get the vocals clearer.
 (sabre-tooth monkey, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is lovely
but the vocals are a bit too backgroundey. I've been listening to loud music all night and I had to turn everything up so I could hear the words.

I think this song really needs to be heard in headphones rather than on a stereo.
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post OK MAYBE I WILL

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I DID put it together using phones - perhaps I need to grab a couple of bookshelf speakers for Christmas.
Glad you liked it in principle though. I'll have another shot in a week or two.
 (sabre-tooth monkey, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a link post Chocolate truffles are easy to make.
No really, they are. So long as you have chocolate, hot cream, cocoa powder and a fridge.
 (witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brutality lols!

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dirty fucking pigs
Good on the crowd for sticking it to them, it looks like the guy that whacks him with his stick gets away though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post MOB RULES!
Needs moar pitchforks.
 (witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post while I like to see officious and overzealous twunts get their come-uppance
No-one deserves a kicking on the floor.
Mob rule only works when there is free availability of tar and feathers.
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Humans are idiotic and base animals at times
Both the security quard and the crowd were exhibiting horrible deindividuated behaviour.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a link post Keegan vs. Venables
Couple of days late I appreciate, but took me that long to find it again.
 (Milo Minderbinder, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Vincent Price explaining cricket
Bit strange
(Milo Minderbinder, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like how the bat's still got the labels on it
so they can take it back to the shop after the show.
 (Cap'n, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:41, , Reply)

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