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This is a link post A Lesson on Cowboy Music I made this!
It's essentially the same as cockney music
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This is a normal post This recieves official JMG backing.
*Full applause*
 (I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:23, Reply)
This is a normal post
HEE GOT ABIG FACEEEEEE.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:31, Reply)
This is a normal post you could have at least made the bed first Friz

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 2:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Bontempiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
hoorah!
click for teh skilz
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 7:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I love you Friz!

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:05, Reply)
This is a normal post You iz funny
A fat faced freak, but funny...

Have many clicks

x
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
its all about the final point
 (I helped save b3ta! parsley, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:53, Reply)
This is a link post My aplogy
Since I have been called out for posting NSFW shock sites, and generally being a hamtoucher in that aspect (even though cakefarts was featured in the newsletter). I felt I should apologize with a completely SFW and rather touching film noir style adventure about crabs.

SFW!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post
Excellent. Good spot
 (oxbow_lakes, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:07, Reply)
This is a link post naked grinning black midget starts fight on porn set NSFW
V.V.V.NSFW!!!

God edit: No porn.
edit: sorry.
 (I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe they didn't pay her
because he was a little short that week.....
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post *firefox prevented this site from opening 3 pop-ups*
Just so folks know.

I felt a little for the lass, esp at the end when they wouldn't pay her, but what amused me was the little guy kept his erection and smile thru-out her smacking the shit out of him.

Black Dwarf Masochist Pornstar?

Also, towards the end, WTF was she gonna do with that spoon!?
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post and the floodgates have opened
oh well, /links was fun before the porn
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post look I thought the same way
but ffs its a black leprechaun being beaten with cutlery
 (I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post copied from the LINKS BOARD RULES
No shock sites,

it's still porn at the end of day even if it does involve a black leprechaun being beaten with cutlery; there's loads of weird porn out there we could snigger at and start linking, I suspect Rob wouldn't like that
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I ronsealed it
its hardly a shock
 (I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post futhermore
www.topatoco.com/graphics/00000001/pfsc-internet-rasp-big.gif
 (I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
I figured that within two seconds in 1997
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Let us pray Brother.
For the Lord says it is a sin to portray the flesh of man or midget.

NSFW - don't like it? Don't click it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I did make it clear that is was NSFW
plus "naked black midget" is a good indicator too
 (I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I know
I wasn't talking to you.

To be clear: if people just post porn I would imagine they would be bummed to death in minutes. If it's porn that's funny or noteworthy for some bizarre reason and it's marked NSFW I don't have a problem.

Oh yes, a shock site is entirely different.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I know what you mean
I just couldn't stop laughing at the puerile filth and wanted to share
 (I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dear
www.b3ta.com/links/235421

as written and linked by Rob, what part of pornography don't you get about cum gashing out of a bloke's cock onto a woman's breasts?

I shall comment no more, it's his website after all and merely an observation
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not a shock site you twit.
Oh look, I can do links too.

www.b3ta.com/links/235428

Edit: having said that, this is puerile crap :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh well
My orignal post in this thread was refering to this: www.b3ta.com/links/235409

Perhaps obvious only to me, never mind ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I have to say Jahled
that I feel a bit torn by this sort of thing. I loathe (and I mean loathe) censorship but I also hate porn. It's demeaning crap.

In the end, I guess I would tolerate amusing porn links marked as NSFW rather than censor people.

I came across as a cunt - I'm sorry :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Aww
nothing to apologize for geezer as far as I'm concerned, you have every right to venture an opinion as I do; I just felt a cold shiver go down my back if the first link I referring to somehow becomes acceptable around here, and every lonely teenager with a crap grasp of /links suddenly starts linking porn; however unusual or strange it might be, and b3ta degenerates into all the other crude web sites it is by and large currently not :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post fair point
you could end up with this all the time; www.b3ta.com/talk/5539175
 (I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post wtf
jesus
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post deleted scene
from trapped in the closet?
 (Depro, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Diff'rent Strokes actually

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post ahhh
a bit before my time, also a little bit concerning as to how Gray Coleman character could have ended up in that situation. *sigh* they really don't make tv like they used to..
 (Depro, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Hang on
there's porn on /popular!
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 23:28, Reply)
This is a normal post This is outrageous.
Put it back!
 (I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I GOT NAWTY STEPPED FOR WAY WAY LESS THAN THIS
WTF b3ta?
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I NEED TO SEE THIS!
Or I shall forever be wondering what I missed. It sounds like comedy to me.
 (I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:56, Reply)
This is a link post Hilary Clinton loses it.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post *hurghhhhh*
up comes my sunday roast
 (I helped save b3ta! rollthetroll el presidente, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:29, Reply)
This is a link post Animation Short "Brick"
Some nice work of artificial Design! An animated Hunt between two invisible people.

I don't know how to get vimeo Files embed here... :(
 (Maik LangweileDich.net, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post The noises are good as well !

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post SO in the end, they were abducted by aliens!?

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 20:34, Reply)
This is a link post Huge Cock

(fukko, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post The bit labelled 90-99 worries me.

(I helped save b3ta! john3ners has relocated to the Highlands, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post You mean you don't have one?

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's one those fake cocks i keep hearing about
with batteries and a remote control.


and boeings.
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 19:11, Reply)
This is a link post Elephant paints an elephant
*prolly good at shop too
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I've been there
if that's an elephant place near Chiang Mai in Thailand.
 (Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post That f****r can draw better than me!

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
^this
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post An impressive display of deterity,
But is any of this creative behaviour, or is it merely something some master has forced it to do to entertain tourists?

Can it draw a willy?
 (Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a page on it on Snopes
They teach the elephants what to draw, then sell the paintings for hundreds. The elephants are memorising what to paint but they do let them paint what they want on the odd occasion and they're alright too. A bit messy, but some go for certain colours and others make dotty line patterns.
 (I helped save b3ta! vix0r was not Matthew on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the way the elephant hesitates initially before making the first stroke.
Memorised action or not, it's suggests there's a decision being made about where and how to paint that first line-- Elephant may or may not know he's drawing an elephant, but he does know he's drawing. Which is pretty neat. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:50, Reply)
This is a normal post er
Memorise that he/she has to pause before painting?
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:35, Reply)
This is a link post Preview: Midnight Juggernauts - Nine Lives video by c_kick I made this!
something I've been working on.. just for no reason at all (wasn't asked to create it)

This is a small preview of about 1m07 in crappy WMV quality. I'm hoping to finish up the entire clip soon.

EDIT: the embedded viewer in Firefox seems to properly fuck up the frame-size, if you experience this, choose 're-install plugin'
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post this is nifty!
how is this accomlished?
click
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh that's awesome
Sort of like IRL Audiosurf
 (I helped save b3ta! Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks nice, c_kick

(I helped save b3ta! My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post The timing is straight through right !

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post It's like Tron with an iPod :)
Woo
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Fab :)

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Musta been tricky,
I wanted them to do 90 degree turns tho, chortle...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 20:37, Reply)
This is a link post Shake that bear... NSFW
Hmmm...

Animal cruelty - check
Porn - check
Booze finale - check

But its not quite what you think.
 (I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Erm...
That is really, really foul. The rest of the site is not much better.

Well done that man :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post *takes bow*

(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Bestows honours.
But, come on, w.t.f. were you looking for?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I have no idea.
I just happened to find a link to it through a link from another page.

I laughed my cock off.
 (I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Whenever I see sick shit like that...
...it gets me thinking what possibly goes on that never gets filmed and internetized.

..ooh


..ooh I'm so hot right now.
 (I helped save b3ta! rollthetroll el presidente, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:36, Reply)
This is a normal post 6yrs?...you should know better.
more of a description would have avoided the stomach churning i am now going through.

"dumb as fuck yanks shoot a bear for no apparent reason apart from having sex on its dead carcas, then procede to feed the bear to thier hunting dogs"
DO NOT WATCH THIS IF YOU are difficult to offend.
It ticks every wrong box
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, get off your high horse.
It is revolting but he marked it NSFW quite clearly and made it clear that it contained pretty awful stuff..
 (I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post wasnt on a high horse...
i believe the faq states no linking to shock sites....
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha, ha, ha.
Fair enough.

Edit: Also, your description is spot on. Don't click unless you want to see this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post also 6 years
and I expected nothing less from vulga :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I think
I described it quite clearly.

Thanks for looking at my profile.

*edit* and "their"
 (I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post i before e except after ....oh bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I am afraid there is no 'wrong' box,
only an 'I Like This'.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hell.
*shocked face*




*still clicks "I like this"*
 (I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post There was a video on that site a while ago
of a disabled man having a wank on a loop to the mario music. Very wrong but funny as hell.
 (I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahah!
I didn't care to stick around that site for too long to find out!
 (I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ
that's a sad statement of the mentality of some people
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more Palin face.
:(
 (I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post makes
me feel really proud to be human. the quicker we become extinct the better
 (I helped save b3ta! octopus footwear raaa, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:55, Reply)
This is a link post Rock Band Traffic..
:)
 (Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!
That was rather amusing :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Hehe! Good stuff.

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This is a link post calling the Westboro Baptist Church
apparently having a frontal lobotomy is part of god's will. hmmmm
(Depro, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd rather
have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal labotomy
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:06, Reply)
This is a link post Windows Noises Become Passable Tune
This surely, surely must be GC, but I can't seem to trace it anywhere round these parts...
 (I helped save b3ta! MissHobart, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Seen it before...
But its still woo.
 (Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 15:38, Reply)
This is a link post Could only happen "Down Under"!
Once more from the Truth is Stranger than Fiction Dept.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 14:57, Reply)
This is a link post In response to the 70's Info Films

(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Always a classic!
Was going to post it myself but you beat me to it!
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 15:17, Reply)
This is a link post A game called "Blocks with Letters on"
Sounds a bit dull, but it's not and the animations on completion of each level are great.
Here's a screen shot of the final animation:


(Hope I got this alright - new to posting on links.)
 (I helped save b3ta! C-Bean on, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post msn groups hates b3ta. You might like to host your picture elsewhere.
Try b3tards or b3ta's built-in hosting (Copy the code it gives you and paste it in to your post).

edit: Top game that. Stuck on 16 22 38, but will come back later.
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This is a normal post Thanks!
I think. Does it show OK now? - it was showing for me anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! C-Bean on, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep, that works!

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This is a normal post Phew!
Love the way you keep updating your progress.
 (I helped save b3ta! C-Bean on, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I love this game!

(PieEater, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha Level 17 is a corker
love it
 (I helped save b3ta! Furness, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:11, Reply)
This is a link post as old as the hills but still good: Dave's Web of Lives
The Prince of Wales intends to announce that he is abandoning his water-coloring hobby so that he may bill himself as "The Prince Formerly Known As Artist".
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:57, Reply)
This is a link post Toastgame
How surreal is that? A real blast, the game :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Grrreat

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