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This is a link post the proper words song
aaaaaaahahahahahahahhaa.. nsfw if the words penis, anus and vulva are not suitable for your work.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey o_0

(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:03, Reply)
This is a link post I know this is a bit last week - but the comic timing is perfect...
Particularly the riding off at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't be the only one who thought
22 secs in was "What the fuck is that?"
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:26, Reply)
This is a link post Unexpected White House
I think someone has taken the 'view customer images' section on Amazon a little too literally.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kovacs Slogan free since 2003, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha!
Nice spot :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I read that as "Unexpected White Horse" at first.....
Nice find anyway!
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post me too!

(bobming, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!
how odd.
 (I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:43, Reply)
This is a link post Go on on dad! Take your new bike for a spin...
hehe made me chuckle!
(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
I used to run a motorcycle dealership and this used to happen fairly regularly when people got their new bikes.

One customer even forgot to put his leg down when he stopped at the exit and just fell over!
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post :( scratched up bike
badly bruised pride
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:33, Reply)
This is a link post Bollywood Thriller Remixed I made this!
Rustled this up to that new track that features a sample from Thriller.. but it made me think - its now 5 years since Michael Wacko Jacko Jackson was found not guilty over his child "molestation" charges.. I think its safe to say in this case, mud has stuck, and no one really believes he was innocent - do they?
(Pesky Young Scamp, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:23, Reply)
This is a link post I declare today to be North and South day!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post hello
can you please post one of the classic north and south songs such as the rave tastic i'm a man not a boy, or nooooooooooo sweat, instead of this crap cover.
 (ewe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post One big pile of dog turd

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
BUt it is North and South! They are surely the greatest band of all time?!?!?
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:31, Reply)
This is a link post A Virgins Plea


Not me, all quoted from his site.

So, here's the story - I'm 25, and to this date, have never been laid. Yes, it's sad, but it's true. The whole story, however, is far more interesting than just the lack of sex.

When I was 21, I was engaged to be married to a woman I thought I would be with for the rest of my life, and the two of us had chosen to wait until marriage to have sex so we could share something special with each other. But when I was 22, just six months before our wedding, I discovered that she had been cheating on me and sleeping with another man. Needless to say, I was crushed. For the last 3 years I haven't really been able to bring myself to start dating again as the pain of that betrayal still runs deep inside of me. But as a man, the overwhelming urge to have sex is just starting to get to be too much for me to handle, and so I made a bet with one of my very hot (but also very platonic) female friends - if I can get 5 million visitors to this website in 30 days, she has agreed to help me with my "problem". If I can't get to five million in 30 days, I have to be her personal servant for a week, doing anything she asks me to do.
 (I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post As far as I can tell (without reading all that you wrote)
This has been posted before, and rob Himself (not the capital H) said that it's just another scam site. It changes names after the target has been met.
 (I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Kebab?

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post how many variations on this scam are there?
lots.

5 million page impressions with google ads = maybe $1k profit. Woo hoo! Shame google is serving public service ads which don't pay out.
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post *makes notes*
Whats that you say?
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post You have no chance to survive make your time

(eight, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha ha ....

(eight, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post well even if
that was true - why bother going to any sites?
she would fuck him both ways :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Shit! it's Koit innit?

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:21, Reply)
This is a link post Miso I made this!


We done a little song about Miso, and my hunger for noodles from thence. It's got a joke in it. The joke is actually the best joke anyone has ever made, and i have proved that with science.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Sucky Sucky Noodle
5 dolla
 (I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Me love that
Long time!
 (Tivert, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post You're in a
strange place....
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post What?
....Wainfleet, Lincolnshire?
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post How do you
know where I live?

:o)
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
Or as I like to call it...Little Innsmouth
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Say hello to Jennie for me

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post she says hellos back!
hello!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Mucho Clickingtos

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:33, Reply)
This is a link post Squirrels or Elves who's to blame I made this!

(asajbt, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Top stuff
Looks very genuine!
 (I helped save b3ta! My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:51, Reply)
This is a link post Tipping (in America) NSFW
I love her attitude :)


(Only NSFW due to sweary bits, and a moony at 5:30mins)
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post why doesnt she say whiteys???
black people need to say whitey more. she does make sense though, if people need tips that badly they should work at a "the top, possibly sharp bits of things" place.

what the fuck is a cock-asian anyway...
 (JonothanCainer, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post This reminds me of when I ate in Washington DC
With my friend from Seattle. Both of us knew about tipping, but frankly we didn't get any decent level of service. So when the bill came out at $19.57, we left a $20 note and walked out.
Shortly afterwards this Moroccan waiter comes charged after us...
Waiter: "Where's my tip?"
Us: "We left it for you"
W: "43 cents?! Are you from Europe then?"
Seattle Friend: "No, I'm from Washington state"
W: "And you don't leave a tip... Don't fucking come back here..."
Us (remembering the level of service we didn't receive: "WE WONT!"
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post That's so fuckin wrong.
i hate the idea of paying to be served by a fucking waiter.
he's getting a wage, you don't see me sitting here in my office tellin people to give me some fucking money just for answering their phone call in a polite manner.
Don't get me wrong, i know waiting is a hard-ass job, but so's mine, i don't get tips.
i know you get paid shit for waiting and can only really live if you get decent tips......here's a tip, get a fuckin better paid job.

Grrrrrrrrrr.

all this said. i do usually tip, cos i don't wanna look like a cunt, but if someone gives me crap service then no way.
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post The best thing about the whole of this was Cat Deeley shouting
FUCKING SHUT UP at the audience at the end hahaha
 (I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah the only good 5 seconds
in 2 hours of programming
 (I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post that is peter kay in a dress right?
tell me it is peter kay in a dress... please.
 (JonothanCainer, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup.
Im not a massive fan of Peter Kay but this had me laughing so many times last night.
 (Fluffster, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post heh
t'was medley tastic...in the most cringy way possible :)
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post It had me laughing
3 times last night.

Once an hour.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post this is going to be ....
fucking brilliant. I was doin' them laffs just now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I started to watch it on 4 +1
But decided i'd rather watch Steven Fry verbally masturbating over America.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post The best bit was the medley
Born FreeFree Nelson MandellaUmbrella

Quality.
 (I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Isnt that bloke with the teeth
The Kung Foo fella from Cashback?
 (I helped save b3ta! Beejay Proper old bastard, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post very disapointing
yeh, it had a good few gags, but its not really difficult to take the piss out of this genre is it?
i think this proves that dave spikey and neil fitzmaurice are the real talent behind phoenix nights.
 (discodaz *generic witty comment*, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:19, Reply)
This is a link post Pink Panther outakes
Its Monday morning and Im sure we could all do with the laugh.

Have a good week everyone :)
(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 7:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I will now have a great week!
ACE!
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 7:31, Reply)
This is a normal post peter sellers...
*sigh* what a loss for the world when he died. i needed some cheering up today though, so thanks and great link.
 (JonothanCainer, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 8:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Marvellous stuff...
If anyone hasn't got the PP box set I would advise you buy it immediately. You can get it for a tenner if you shop around
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 8:41, Reply)
This is a link post merkin F35B Transformer fighter/bomber
latest weapon of destruction from our "friends" across the pond. not due in service yet, undergoing testing for teh next few years.
Boys Toys
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 7:21, Reply)
This is a normal post What I find most worrying is......................
From the time of conception to the time these things have been built and shown to the public is somewhere between 15 and 20 years.

Makes you wonder what they have under wraps in hangers out in the desert and what concepts they are designing at the moment.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 7:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I was thinking he same thing as i watched this.
frightening indeed
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 7:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Am I being a bit fik?
MERKIN??????????
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin
Could of spent a bit more effort/research on the name
 (I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 7:46, Reply)
This is a normal post lols....
Merkin= affectionate b3ta slang for america, americans
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 7:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Blushes
That would explain the odd googling at work this morning, cheered my day up.
 (I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 7:54, Reply)
This is a normal post derived from the way george bush says 'american'
'i'm proud to be a-merkin'
 (Dijital Flouncing Back!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:17, Reply)
This is a normal post uh..
so whats actually different from that and an f-22 then? i only watched 2/3 the video... the horrendous animation put me off. (its keyframe gone mad i tells ya!)

i thought the f-22 already did the tail changing bit... i know they tested it at least.

oh ye, the merkins are busy in their bunkers building a new dollah bill. DR JONES!!!!
 (JonothanCainer, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 8:19, Reply)
This is a normal post the JSF is capable of vertical take off and landing
the F22 needs a conventional runway.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, the F35B will still need a (short) runway
to take off with a sensible weapon load anyway.

The straight-up take off and landing is, apparently, only an air-show trick, being that they have a reduced fuel load and no weapons load.

Register article
 (I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post yep
same with the harrier innit. hence the ski ramp carrier take-offs. short take-off is good enough for its job innit.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post /Geeks
That is the JSF, now called the Lightning II and is actually joint built by the US and UK. We'll get them too ;-)
 (Bob the Scutter, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:08, Reply)
This is a normal post so a CGI video of something they haven't made yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post CGI video of soemthing thay have made
Channel 4 in the UK did a superb documentary about it a few years back.
 (Bob the Scutter, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post OH I SEE....
they copied the Harrier Jump Jet! KJust about 20 years later!
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post ya...
brits beat the yanks here but like americans they have to gloat about it
 (pancakes_n_ham, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post not really, no
the harrier is an old design reaching the end of its service life. The JSF is a massively more capable aircraft.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:33, Reply)
This is a link post Looking for a man da tos off?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 3:07, Reply)
This is a normal post phone her agent. repeatedly.

(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 3:14, Reply)
This is a normal post

A propos of nothing, I've met Hank Azaria. He was in Sexual Perversity In Chicago (w. Mamet) on the West End, with Matthew Perry, Minnie Driver and a girl who got her tits out. It was dull, but he did sign my programme.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 5:34, Reply)
This is a normal post That is quality
You would think that for professional reasons a name change might be in order. Like Sukov or the like...............
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 6:15, Reply)
This is a normal post ?????????????
fuck me sideways, thats a gooden.
 (JonothanCainer, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 8:20, Reply)
This is a normal post huggenkiss

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:17, Reply)
This is a link post Birdy Num Nums
mmm birdy num num
(poochengeez, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 2:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree
I remember watching this as a kid and laughing till I peed in my pajamas.


edit: I think this is my fave scene

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=KgmTxYpWq3w&NR=1
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 5:33, Reply)
This is a link post MST3K Short- Here Comes The Circus

(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 2:22, Reply)
This is a link post Triumph the insult Dog meets David Blaine
i laughed alot :)
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I love The Register's name for this
TwatDangle!
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:13, Reply)
This is a link post World Gurning Championship
Ronseal

(soz if pearoast, says it's not but...)
 (the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 1:41, Reply)

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