Christian Bale? Ranting?
If this actually happened, it would've been on here hundred of times alread...oh.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 19:41, Reply)
heres a tip for you
if its been in the media, its been on here. usually 4 or 5 times.
welcome to links tho!
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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 21:06,
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Zero Punctuation time yet again
This time sucking the joy out of Little Big Planet
Also theres another regular offering from The Escapist called 'Unskippbale' which I can only describe as a cross between MST3K and Gamesmaster
www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/unskippable/528-Grandia-III
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Dammit! Cant view on iphone. Cant wait to see this one.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 19:20,
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It's weird how
People complain about the switching plains incidentally and the level moderation, since i've had it i've encountered neither.
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Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 19:21,
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Id be more pissy about the game-breaking lag
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 19:24,
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the controls are abit wank
and the whole 'plaines' thing is very annoying, especially if your trying to complete it with out dying and your right at the end and then whoops, your dead, maybe if you were at the front of the screen rather than the middle you would of lived, but oohhh noooo.
ive given up playing it. its a very good game, but unless you like developing levels or love playing with other people online this game aint for you. try re 5 instead. thats a mans game.
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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 21:09,
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Resi 5 is god awful from the demo, I even tried it with online co-op and i got paired with retards who ran around everywhere hoarding the ammo.
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Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 23:25,
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Interesting alternative viewpoint on the Christian Bale thing
thoughts?
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 18:13,
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Doesn't excuse his behaviour
But at least, if the story is true, it's easy to see why he reacted like that.
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wow
aint it cool news are lodged right in the batmans arse there....trying to get exclusives on terminator none the less...
holy sell out batman!
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 18:26, Reply)
What about when he beat up his mum and sister?
I suppose that was taken out of context as well.
He's a twat.
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 18:42,
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His mum and sister probably moved the lighting around
Fair cop, I say.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 18:46, Reply)
Maybe
The story I heard was that they suddenly showed up after not being in contact for years and started demanding money off him.
Also the two incidents happened within a few days of each other, maybe he was having a really shitty week.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 19:10, Reply)
War veteran pulls 13 of his teeth out because he couldn't find an NHS dentist
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 18:09,
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42? Fuck off, he looks older than my dad.
I don't have an NHS dentist either. I just used the gift that is the telephone directory and found and emergency dentist. £16.60 for all treatment. Happy days.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 22:58, Reply)
Crazy Dog
He's not crazy, he just has a lot to say.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:12,
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OLD
www.liveleak.com/view?i=72d_1229379765
this one is better anyway
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:16,
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Photographs of "The Tough Guy Challenge 2009"
Photo number 14 looks like a very brave man...
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Darklord, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:02,
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I think you messed up the link
www.boston.com/bigpicture/2009/02/tough_guy_challenge_2009.html
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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:04,
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at least
he was kind enough to do his bikini line
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admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:06,
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I watched my colleague and his wife do this last year.
He said it really wasn't as bad as say, a half marathon. The photos just make it look bad. That photo makes it look really bad.
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:15,
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100's dropping out due to exhaustion and injury
sounds like it must be pretty hard.
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:20,
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I decided against that this year
There is a lot of dragging yourself through concrete pipes under muddy water. Oh there's the fire aspect too.
I'm going the Grizzly instead.
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:44,
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The ewok party song from Jedi sung by a barbershop quartet
instant happy shiny smiliness
If GC consider me on the naughty step
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:47,
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...so wanted this to be better....
....I didn't realise that there were actually words to the song.
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AgeOwns Has just started Geocaching, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:30,
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Is that Peter Kay second from left?
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:42,
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hahaha
“It’s hard enough living in Warrington without this,”
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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:50,
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bloody good find...
and agreed on the Warrington comment!
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MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:06,
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hahahaha
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:20,
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hehe
like a proper footballer
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:36,
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I hate to say it
but some transgender women do take themselves far too seriously. I've been involved in the whole transsexual rights scene for a while, but when someone decides kicks up a fuss, they then whinge about the attention that fuss receives.
Was the poster insensitive? No. It was pointing out alcoholism makes you less feminine. I highly doubt the poster said "Drinking too much can make you look like those fucked-up tranny types!"
The NHS barely funds transgender therapy currently - it really is a postcode lottery. If your primary care trust decides they're willing, you get lucky. But that's no reason to complain about alcoholism adverts.
Small-ed, to preserve space.
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Bats, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:32,
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Google and Nasa have teamed up to develop the 'Singularity University'.
Google and Nasa are throwing their weight behind a new school for futurists in Silicon Valley to prepare scientists for an era when machines become smarter than people.
The new institution, known as “Singularity University”, is to be headed by Ray Kurzweil, whose predictions about the exponential pace of technological change have made him a controversial figure in technology circles.
www.ft.com/cms/s/0/8b162dfc-f168-11dd-8790-0000779fd2ac.html?nclick_check=1
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:00,
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About time!
I studied machine thought last year as part of my course at university and it absolutely fascinated me. Whenever I tell people that I'd like to write about it in a thesis or dissertation people always scoff like, "Yeah, as if robots will ever be able to think." Perhaps not in our lifetime, but the sooner we begin to confront the issue, the more prepared we'll be to deal with the ethical implications of self-aware technology.
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Have you read this?
www.amazon.com/Singularity-Near-Humans-Transcend-Biology/dp/0670033847
I have not.
Ed: You can get it on scribd
www.scribd.com/doc/7155767/The-Singularity-is-Near
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:07,
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wow
the number of coincidences since sunday leaning toward this stuff is unreal. It's starting to do my head in. Something is on the verge of happening.
/hippy blog
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:12,
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o_0
A grim vision of the future..NOW
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:15,
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hahaha
that isn't what i had in mind, but it's still
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:16,
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It's basically a sex toy
presented as an exercise device, isn't it?
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:25,
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Not at all
I've bought this and two 'back massagers' for the missus :D
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:41,
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Better than an exercise device being used as a sex toy
The gym still won't give me my membership back.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:36, Reply)
You're supposed to take a towel with you
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:15,
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Yahoo Answers: Is sickipedia funny or SICK OFFENSIVE TRASH THAT SHOULD BE BANNED?
I've a feeling he'd already made his mind up...great answers as well, really informative.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:45, Reply)
ahhh Yahoo Answers: how I love it
uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AoOmqhG0DBIxNF0egvpuXZZJBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20060712061806AA8hdbx
Best. one. ever
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:53,
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....
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060923202508AAKhUd3
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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:25,
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that is a classic
make no mistake. I'd love to understand the logic going through they persons head at the time.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:57,
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I wish the world worked like that
So I could scan in a bar of chocolate on my computer and then eat my wallpaper again and again and again.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:28, Reply)
good when it is there
but it seems odd that the question is resolved somehow without me being able to add my answer or vote on the ones present
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rootsxrocks, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 18:15,
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Helvetica: The Movie
Sounds nerdy and it is but it's also ever so interesting...
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:44,
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Interesting they use Avant Garde for the questions font.
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PhoenixBlend, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:54,
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I've seen that film
It's very interesting. You should watch it.
available from all good torrent sites
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 18:26, Reply)
Bale also went nuts on the set of batman, here's the footage
he seems to be a serial mentalist
Forgive the "no-thumbnail" but youtube has been sitting on this for an hour or so...
edit: okay now theres a thumbnail!
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:32, Reply)
Haha! You daft bugger :)
Plus, I've noticed that YT is very slow coming up with thumbs even after the vid is live.
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Monty Propps, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:37,
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YT
is the bane of my life at the moment, I keep getting vids pulled for copyright, my fault i know but damn, I wish YT and WMG could get a sense of humour!
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:41, Reply)
WMG isn't making any friends with the creative community, that's for sure.
Posting entire films/episodes in chunks is wrong, no arguement there.
But making a spoof/parody/re-edit whatever of, say, under 3 mins, does no harm. In most cases it's a bit more publicity for the material involved.
Fair Use needs updating for the 21st century.
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Monty Propps, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:01,
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the irony
being that the videos WMG pulled all had comments which said "whats the name of this track and where can i buy it" DOH!
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:06, Reply)
Kill All The Lawyers
Well, maybe not, but I'm guessing they were the ones pushing for this.
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Monty Propps, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:09,
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There was a YTMND of this many years ago
This was the original link but it would appear that YMTD has AIDS
This is the best I could do
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:53,
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IT's been like that for a while
someone was nice enough to mirror it.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 18:45, Reply)
Windows 7 to come in six flavours
ronseal
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 14:49,
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Freezes
Crashes
Re-arranges Desktop Settings
Installs Lengthy Updates Just When You Want To Go Out
Takes Up 80% of CPU to play a Flash Game
Sends MP3 Folder Details, Webcam Footage To CIA
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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:01,
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I'd be more worried about my "images" folder
going to the CIA.
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:20,
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^This^
HaHaHaHaHa!
/mac-user blog
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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:55,
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It's already a massive improvement on Vista
so you fail
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:42,
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it just looks like vista to me
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:11,
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Heh...
"Starter Edition: A lightweight version for netbook computers, that will only be capable of running three applications concurrently"
Kind of sums up all the previous versions really...
1) Update checker
2) Browser (Badly)
and
3) a virus.
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moogthedog, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:26,
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Weren't Microsoft supposed to be going
right back to basics with their new Windows? I thought they had re-written the code from scratch and made it really small? Or was that something else?
This "windows 7" is surely just another rebranded Vista (ie. a bit crap)?
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JamTallons, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:02,
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it's had lots rewritten
but in essense it's built from the Vista core yup. The UAC has had some massive changes so it no longer keeps asking you tedious questions when you're trying to do things manually, it only asks when applications try doing things now (as the default option), much more sensible. From first glances it took up less ram and was much more snappy.
One cool feature (apparently) is the ability to mount VHD (Virtual Hard Disks) and even boot from them. That's going to save shit loads of time with backing up.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:46,
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Ah cool, cheers.
I don't actually find Vista too bad (once you've turned off all the crap to make it like XP again). All my software ran and most of the fuss from Abobe (in particular) about their stuff not working on it was basically bullshit (to get folks to upgrade to cs3 of course :-)).
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JamTallons, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 20:09,
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Help Run His Life
A chap wants 250 people to sign up and run his life for a year.
Just imagine what B3tans could do to him if he sticks to his rules.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 14:32, Reply)
what a fucking loser
but sooner or later, some National paper will pick it up, and fat boy will have the fame he so pathetically craves.
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Ah well
I do wish they'd fix the "this has been posted" thing already
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 14:41, Reply)
If the URL isn't precisely the same it's shagged
Maybe if the posting page had a keyword search that applied to the last seven days or so that might flag things up. But meh, no one died.
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Monty Propps, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:07,
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This just gets better.
I'M GONNA FUCKING KICK YOUR FUCKIN' ASS!
YOU AAARRE TRASHIN' MY SCENE
Don't like the Streisand bit though.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 14:54,
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Christian Bale Soundboard
its the gift that keeps on giving
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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:56,
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Get a tan while at work!
Actually to promote awareness of skin cancer. Not sure if it's been posted cos I don't see a glasscock checker
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SarahRatt, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:54,
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Not of the Glassious cockius just yet
Wait until it's been posted twice more :)
www.b3ta.com/links/ComputerTan_Desktop_Tanning_Technology
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:58,
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Wipe out humainty......... Except madagascar!
NSFW
Pick a virus, any virus..........
Mutate, infect and work your way through the continents doing your best to wipe out all of humanity............. Except madagascar, just can't seem to get them!
Marked as NSFW just to be sure, as it is a bit macarbre, but then what the hell are you playing games at work for anyways? :-)
GC says clean, but there are a few sites rehosting it so apologies in advance if it is.
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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:42,
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Woot!
I played the original version of this aaages ago. I'd forgetten they'd done a sequel.
Islands are always tough.
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moogthedog, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 14:03,
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^this
Hopefully the softly-softly-get'em-lads approach still works.
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DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 14:15,
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It has to be
on the first time round I Just kept restarting until it started there and after that it was easy to wipe out the world mwahahahhahaha
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Peej, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 14:56,
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it's quite old I'm afraid
Done the rounds before.
Nice game until you;ve played it to death.
(no pun intended, well, maybe a little)
*EDIT* Re linking the game I posted last night. A fun "Evil Genius" type game (use minions to eventualy destroy the world) The end is hilarious (and so are the mission completed cut scenes so don;t skip em)
www.kongregate.com/games/theswain/mastermind-world-conquerer
(yes it;s on newsgrounds but I couldn;t find it last night and can;t access it at work)
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 14:16,
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has anyone watched the tutorial videos?
the woman sounds like shes slurring a bit when saying 'disease'
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I've seen this before, but never played it...
Until today ... Must. Kill. All. ...
Yay!
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Monty Propps, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 14:39,
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Onslaught......
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:06,
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...2 Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
I tried it recently with my beefed up PC... even more mental :)
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Monty Propps, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:09,
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played it already
and it IS possible to wipe out the whole world, but you need a lot of luck (having the disease start off in madagascar is helpful)
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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:36,
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I have the Impossible badge on Kongregate for this game
www.kongregate.com/games/DarkRealmStudios/pandemic-2
"Obliterate the entire human race in fewer than 100 days in realistic mode"
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:58,
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