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This is a link post JAWS 5... The Cinema Snob review
I've been watching this guy for ages, and really felt the need to share this one because you really can't believe what you are seeing.
Basically, this guy reviews the worst films known to humanity.
If YOUR idea of a bad film is anything with Steven Seagal or Titanic, think again.

Under review today, Jaws 5... yes... 5

yes, I know he's got a bit of an annoying voice, but I think it's worth it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahem
you're your
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post The music got me :)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post This is cracking, Mr S
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
In the opening credits u see 'bruce lee vs gay power'. Theres a poster out there but thiz mythical movie doesnt actually exist.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post You sure...?
www.kungfucinema.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4817

I remember reading about "Bruce Lee vs Ilsa" which is apparently apocryphal
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I stand corrected
I have been off th asian cinema scene for a while. Used to write for kfccinema.com... Turns out the movie has since surfaced and is now easy to get. Yay internet!
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/
Sorry... I wasn't trying to be a pedantic cunt... it just comes across that way
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:59, Reply)
This is a link post Love them kinder I made this!
After failing before, i'll try again
(Ritchsaysnothing does not work for Kinder Eggs, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post You really shouldn't delete threads on /board
You've not made many friends in the last few minutes.
 (I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post quick question...
why is it bad to delete threads?

I know it's frowned upon but never knew why
 (I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Because it also deletes the replies.
Of which some are very fond.
 (I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This, and I've also heard that it cocks up how the boards works somehow too
But, I just heard that mentioned a couple of times so I know nothing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post that makes sense.
understood
 (I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post It's worth remembering, however,
that if you're quick about it and no conversations or pictures are lost, you're allowed to kick complainers in the fuck.
If they're really bothered you can still link to the deleted thread so they can continue their non-existent conversation.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, based on the vague answers I once got for deleting this question
[[ Why can't I edit that up there ^. Should be asking this question... ]]

It's primarily because it removes all the chatter and so on which existed in that thread. People might have posted their pictures in there, deeming them not worthy of another new thread, and now they're gone.

Additionally whilst making a new thread pushes an older one off /board, deleting it does not bring that older one back. The damage, therefore, can't be undone.

Or something.
 (I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post fair enough
Thought it would be best to stop taking up space, but ok good to know cheers.
 (Ritchsaysnothing does not work for Kinder Eggs, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post No probs
Welcome, find a chair, a kitten and some knitting and stay as long as you like :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't be silly
the poor boy's only new- be nice! We are fluffeh on here compared to /board
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
/board /talk

/board is lully too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Kinder Eggs are made of shit and wank. 100% FACT.
See below.

Anyway, I was not aware that Merkins didn't have Kinder Eggs. Any reason for that?
 (I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post They're scared of finding bombs in them.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post
Apparently the parts are too small
 (Ritchsaysnothing does not work for Kinder Eggs, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Nobody explained or marketed them properly over there
So these mysterious, German looking chocolate eggs came over and appeared in shops, and American kids considered them 'bitsize and tried to eat them without realising there was a capsule with toy parts inside. This happened a surprising number of times, people threatened to sue, they gave up, the end of kinder eggs in the US - due to stupid lack of marketing and stupid greedy chocolate-scoffing kids
 (I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post do you
work for kinder eggs?
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope
Lordy no.
 (Ritchsaysnothing does not work for Kinder Eggs, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post well done for persevering :)
I love the artwork for the Pirates and Monsters, it's an italian cartoon I have since discovered :)
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
ooh can you provide linkage
 (Ritchsaysnothing does not work for Kinder Eggs, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post sure
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXL18GLNPXI
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Was
The keyboard on that laptop recently reclaimed from under the ground?
 (Benzyl, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post FIRST RULE
First rule of recording for the internet. Keep the camera as still as possible. NEVER do handheld.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 1:59, Reply)
This is a link post The Wanky Shit Demon I made this!


This is The Wanky Shit Demon! Hooray! As you can see it is easily the best thing ever created in the history of humanity! Certainly the best thing we've ever made. HOORAY AGAIN! Just remember, DO NOT SUMMON THE DEMON. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT SUMMON THE DEMON.

There's an mp3 of the Wanky Shit Demon tune here as well if you like. Hooray!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh shit!
You dirty bastards!!! Hahahaha!
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Hooray!
thankyou!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post epic win
this rules the internets
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post A World made entirely from Wank and Shit...
You've been to Rotherham then? Also, excellent work as per usual mate Click!
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Thankyou very kindly!

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post The internet was invented for exactely this
Cake?
 (I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post That's right
this is the reason the internets exist
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha
Wow that even made me slightly nauseous.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent!

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellente!
I now feel the need to try and replicate the theme on my little Korg DS-10 thing...

*Clicky-woo*
 (I helped save b3ta! moogthedog, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Yayz0rz!

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post That is ridiculously fantabulous.
Dilectibly stupendous.
SUPER WIN.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Hoorays!
thankyou very kindly!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Top as always !! :D

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Very kind sir!
lalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Aww, he's quite cute!
For a wanky shit demon.

Superb dose of silliness as usual :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah he means well
he has no idea that he can be doing any harm - as far as he is concerned he's granting wishes. Hooray!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I was hoping
puking on the shit and wank would summon the Pukey Wanky Shit Demon
 (I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it has to be done in a very particular way to be honest
otherwise he'd be being summoned all over the lace all the time innit.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post lace?
you got some kind of sexual fear of lace?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post That's very moving.
Is it based on a true story?
 (Hairy Bob, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Of course!
it's a documentary
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post A-hahahaha
Oh my god, amazing, hilarious and a little sickening.

Wonderful work :)
 (I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Wheeeeeeeee!
Glad you enjoyed it!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 4 Feb 2009, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post This is shit
no... this is wank...
no... THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!

Cake?
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post YAYZ0RZ!
I am eating cake right now!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 4 Feb 2009, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post *CLICK*
One of the best wank/shit based animations I've seen today!
 (I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post ooh brilliant!
that's the nicest thing anyone's said to me all hour!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if Joel will reply to me as well

(__, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post yes he will
hoorays!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 4 Feb 2009, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Finally, a point to it all.
This justifies the information age.

That is all.
 (Bananas, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post it is the natural pinnacle
of the achievements of mankind as a technological species
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 4 Feb 2009, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Only just seen it.
It is first class win. It really is.
 (I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 0:15, Reply)
This is a normal post WHeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
thankyou very much!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post This is some good shit...
and Jism.
 (weareace, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 3:09, Reply)
This is a normal post why thankyou
you are, indeed, ace
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh God!!!
please let the cake be a lie!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! HazBean, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post no, i am sorry
but that cake is far, far from a lie
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:56, Reply)
This is a link post I was just going to post this in the other thread that went and gone
Here, have a Dentist Kid Remix.

And I'd love to see what Swedemason could do with this ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha!
Brilliant!
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Hehehe - that kid cracks me up :)

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha!
Brilliant
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post excellent
hehe
 (Random Man, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post swedemason rocks :D
love this vid too
 (El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post that made me chuckle
several times
 (augsav, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:02, Reply)
This is a link post Awww these fluffy pics came via a friend back in Oz.
He just wanted a nice cool bath.

Photobucket
Photobucket
Photobucket
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post You can see the hate
deep in its cold dead eyes....
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post The caption for the last pic reads:
"And now for human meat..."

But cute, all the same ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I love the Fonzie pose with his arms
in the middle photo :-P

You should send these to cuteoverload - they'd squee to death over these
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Cute, yes.
But look at how horrible dirty the water is and he's only half way in..
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to have a stuffed koala as a toy
*longs for childhood*
*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I had one too!
*ahem* I still do, in fact... he's called...wait for it... Mr Koala.

Damn I'm imaginative.
 (The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Spooky.
Mine was just called Koala.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Obviously you grew up in a more informal and liberal environment than The Empress

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Obviously
Our screen-names would seem to indicate as much, too...
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup.
I had broken glass ground into my eyes every day, just to prevent me from reading The Guardian.

That's why I'm shortsighted these days.
 (The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post What did they to stop you from reading The Star?
Coat copies with rabies?
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I had a gordon the gopher - called gordon
before we went to bed I'd make him tell me and my brother what he'd got up to that day including all the philip schofield gossip.
was awesome.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I had a Panda called.... Paddy
And apparently I kicked off big time when customs officers were a bit rough while prodding him for contraband.

Bastards...
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I had a dugong called ... Douglas
I destroyed him for insulting the Queen.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I had 4
Called Wink, Wonk & Wunk. When I got the 4th, my Dad suggested I call it Wank. But my Mum wouldn't let me or tell me why I couldn't :-(
 (gin'll fix it, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I had an owl called Plop. It was from a book, I promise I wasn't a poo-obsessed child.

(I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't he in System of a Down?
That Aussie tour can't be going well...
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:25, Reply)
This is a link post Pants Off Men
Totally SFW - just extremely silly :-P
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I Like this lots
The fact I am rocking out to the tune regardless of the funny re-translation, is by the by :D
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post That's bouncy!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:31, Reply)
This is a link post 2manyDJs Song Intros mix on Radio 1
This is worth listening for the first hour at least. It's a 1 hour mix of song introductions.
I don't know how they put it all together, it's a brilliant collage of music. Fun to play 'spot the intro' with too.

Edit - they managed to fit in 420 intros in 60 minutes. Click here for the tracklist:
www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/robdabank/
 (I helped save b3ta! TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post not bad
but never quite seems to get going :)
 (I helped save b3ta! horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm really enjoying this.
Cheers for the link, anything with Yellow Magic Orchestra is awesome.
 (I helped save b3ta! Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:47, Reply)
This is a link post Richard Simmons' exploding steamer
This is ace. As much as I mostly dislike Letterman, he does have an amiable habit of being very upfront when he either dislikes a guest or isn't interested by what they have to say.
Here we have keep-fit nutbar Richard Simmons attempting to promote his healthy steamer. Hilarity ensues as things go from awkward to catastrophic.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
Simmons is funny too
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Hehehe :D

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post that is rather funny.

(I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfftttt
Christ. That man really overcooks his food.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post wow yeah!
18 minutes for salmon? jesus wept, that would be nasty!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post This is a set-up right?

(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah
it's what the tray thing was about
 (I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post It's kind of a running joke
every time he has Richard Simmons on his show it runs out of control

I doubt he dislikes him judging by the number of times that he's appeared.
 (Scary, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post As much as I dislike American late-night talkshows, I found this hilarious.

(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 14:19, Reply)
This is a link post Oh Carol! I made this!
Thatch despatched.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post ha!
i thought that was going to be shit......then came the minstrels to fill it with win!
likey likey
 (discodaz *generic witty comment*, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:58, Reply)
This is a link post Best news headline in a while!
"Broadcasters' Kangaroo tied down"
 (Random Man, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post and in other news...
check out the pic on this pigeon sumuggling story!

Australia holds 'pigeon smuggler'

Looks like they've been training apes to smuggle pigeons!
 (Random Man, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post OK which one of you guys hacked into the BBC website?
The "Undeclared eggplant" reference was a dead givaway...
 (WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:14, Reply)
This is a link post Pranked Public Access Religious Host Cant Find Hangup Button NSFW
NSFW for language
(redflame36, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Him not knowing how his own equipment works really cracks me up
but I do think the caller is pretty much a grade A twat
 (I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post :-o-)
b3ta.com/links/263205
 (largoembargo ???, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:14, Reply)
This is a link post Anti Homosexual Protestor Gets Pied in the Face
I wonder if these protesters were trying to be clever when they shoved a pie in the face of a woman who really disapproves of women who like pie on their face.
different angle but listen for the last comment!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmJUdLUo8HQ&feature=related
(redflame36, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahah. "At least it's a fruit pie."

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I just watched Milk yesterday
Excellent film, should be seen.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post As a gayer myself, I don't approve of what she was preaching
But the line she comes out with is just comedy gold.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogthedog, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
The problem with gays is that if you childishly go "you're gay"... It doesnt work in the same way. They just go 'yes'. Thats no fun!
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:39, Reply)
This is a link post Man-killed-mobile-phone-explodes-severing-artery-neck
WTF?

Daily Fail reports
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I did read in Fortean Times a while back
About batches of phones turning up on markets in China that had been somewhat cobbled together. Meaning right makers batteries installed, but usually the wrong model & often defective as well. These had a habit of while not exactly exploding more slowly combusting in peoples pockets and bags.

One of the offending phones and it's evil deeds against Duvets....Unknown..see below
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Achem
www.snopes.com/horrors/techno/cellcharge.asp
 (I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh bloody hell, I been SNOPED :)
I am usually more careful, cheers fella.
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post 'tis ok, happens to the best of us
I was alerted to its chunky hoaxiness by the fact that I actually got sent the (second generation - with pics!) chain email by some daft blonde girl. Otherwise it would've seemed fairly plausible...
 (I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post There was a story on watchdog last year about similar
apparently some Nokia chargers were exploding and setting people's homes on fire.

Really it was just "Electrical Item Left Plugged In For Too Long Caught Fire"... which isn't nearly as exciting
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post *Turns off mobile charger...

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 14:24, Reply)
This is a link post Daily Fail readers respond to Carol Thatcher's sacking...
not sure if GC, some priceless idiot comments on here, they certainly don't like the shoe on the other foot / like it up 'em / like anyone outside Hertfordshire...
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post The Mail will have a "Bring Back Golliwogs!" campaign next week

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Help! *Threadjack* sorry!
Monty, you don't miss much on here....do you have the link that was posted some weeks back that let you see what was being uploaded onto livejournal? It was just the images, constantly changing and full of the oddest stuff possible.

And 'ning!
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post THANK YOU!
I will now bookmark it - which is what I should have done when I saw it the first time!
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post you know...
there is a search feature, but you have to go to /board to get to it :)
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I looked....
but I couldn't find it.


/crap searcher
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post pardon?

(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post the weaver has come to your rescue!
And 'ning!
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
I'm happy now - I can finish my presentation that I have to...er..present this afternoon.
Yay!
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post No
I thimk they are running the gay adoption thing this month, that's ALL MONTH!
 (Benzyl, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha brilliant...
I love this one. Excellent stream on consciousness...can't quite seem to decide what to complain about:

"What a lot of fuss about nothing, when I was a child we ate a lot of bread and jam as their wasn't much else when their was a family of 10. My mother used to save the papers and send them off of the jam jars and I used to wear the badge of the gollywog on my blazer. This badge was spotted one day by a teacher at the grammar school i attended and I was told to remove it, not because it caused offence because in those days we didn't have all the do- gooders that exists, but we did have to obey the school rules unlike the goings on in some schools today. I think Adrian Chiles needs to keep his mouth shut otherwise he will end up ruining his show."
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the worst thing that could happen
out of all of this, is that The One Show is ruined.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post One comment says:
"Perhaps if more children learned to love golliwogs, they would learn to love people of that colour."

I was even more taken aback to see that it's got 234 up-votes.
 (I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I love it, it's like an hypocrisy implosion
"Just what has our country come to
The BBC can put Ross on for everybody to see and listen to his foul mouth but it is NOT alright to make a comment in private

Offence is found ONLY by those that look for it

- Alan Hammond, Egham Surrey, 3/2/2009"
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Ban this sick filth!!!!
Bloody Gollywogs!! Coming here with there bitter marmalade and getting our ex hitler like PMs daughters the sack. I blame society and Robinsons Jam!!!!

Where is this going to end? Is the monkey from Coco Pops going to end up getting Nigella Lawson the boot next!!! KUH!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:28, Reply)
This is a link post Completely Pointless I made this!
Somebody on QOTW Off Topic asked for this so I wrote it. It's a page that let's you make your own redirect pages to anywhere on the internet. For example, you name your page to anything you want say, obama.html

then you put in where you want it to redirect to say: www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/

and hit submit. It'll create a page for called www.daftdoggy.com/readers/obama.html that will redirect to I Love Horses.

It's for those with no html skills or no server to put joke redirects up on.

As I said, completely pointless. Don't know why I bothered.

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Awww Legless
it told me to "fuck you".
 (Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post ooops
Fixed
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheeers :D
Just meatspin'd our customer service department!
 (Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post hmmmm
complex stuff then hey? ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting
www.daftdoggy.com/readers/dejavu.html
 (bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post It's
a good job I didn't tell it to open link in new window.

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I believe "da kidz" would say
"You've got gaz"

Or something similar. Either way, you've got an important message that you really should read before telling anyone else about your new toy.
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post So many good ones...
Needs more description though

Shaun of the Dead and Hudsucker FTW!
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This^
This blog needs investigating...
 (I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 11:46, Reply)

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