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This is a link post Korean Indoor Cycling Gymnastics
er ronseal? kinda....
(the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post camp spin class instructor
is camp
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This is a link post Cat mischief plus man with bizarre camp/Dr Evil voice.
Just because its a thing what i found on youtube
(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:40, , Reply)
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A MASSACRE!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a link post Wait for it I made this!
Minor action at about 30s
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a link post ‘Dead Space: Playable Edition’ In Development I made this!
Finally!
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This is a normal post I loved Dead Space
but thought Event Horizon was wank
 (I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post what about Pandorum

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This is a normal post I haven't seen it yet
Is it any good?
 (I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:37, , Reply)
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it falls into the "worth a watch" category, in the fact that it's enjoyable but completely unoriginal
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This is a normal post Can't be any worse than Doom.
I'll give it a watch, ta.
 (I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a link post Aha
prolly glascock but saw this on TV for the first time last night and it's been a long time since I LOL'd so much.
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ta
That....

er...

came at just the right time
 (valkyrtb delurked briefly on, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post christ, they use this clip to advertise the show here in sao paulo
if you watch the channel that it's on, you will see this clip at least 20 times a day
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love the german dubs
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIGDqKUjzko&feature=related
 (bbtech0251 - ignorant american divvy, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a link post Danny Hoch's Seinfeld experience

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd guess from my experience in the states that the majority of pool cleaners are hispanic
how racist of Seinfeld to reflect reality.
sorry, but it's a bit of bee in my bonnet. When I worked at the met police, by default we used non-caucasian models and actors in our training materials, because it was safer. however the rate we used them would be at about ten times the actual rate of diversity in the police.
So instead of reflecting actual diversity, which I'm in favour of, we were creating this fake alternate reality where all ethnic background are equally represented, instead of these white pudgy middle aged blokes that are the majority of coppers. there's something dishonest and Orwellian about it. If you wanted more diverse backgrounds in the police, why not hire them, then you won't have to pretend you have them.
This bloke in the video, he could walk into a lot of houses in major american cities and mainly find hispanic pool cleaners. you could even write a funny story about it as a plot in a sitcom. just because he finds the labour inequity distasteful, doesn't mean that it is off-limits for tv. or should everything be the Cosby show?
/end rant
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't disagree as such...
but to me, he didn't really seem especially angry at a stereotyped character in a sitcom, more that they wanted a very Caucasian looking guy to put on a comedy Spanish accent instead of just getting a Spanish actor to play the role.
 (MyFakeName, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was great

(pobot All aboard the Skylark!, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I remember the episode.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWtgBywxILk
 (sandcracker is eh, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:55, , Reply)
This is a link post Was looking for the ejaculating Cadbury's Crème Egg advert to show a pal... NSFW
... but found this instead. Probably NSFW.
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 14:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yum
spurts*







* length - as far as the sticky click button
 (valkyrtb delurked briefly on, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post did a big lol a 20secs , the wanking egg is hilarious

(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Monkey Steals the Peach
Take your time to read the descriptions of use. The last oen is more than a little disturbing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't want to see any of that Jackie Chan bollocks
Reminds me of this (NSFW for sweary reasons)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFV1iFVJUoA
 (I helped save b3ta! flapmeister knows where your mum lives, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 14:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I believe
Lycra cycling shorts are an effective defence against this
 (Smale is stuffed, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a link post Nightmares on wax - 70s 80s

(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 14:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post CHOON
I haven't heard this since my turntables stopped working and I had to move to a place where parties don't exist!
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 14:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I walked into
TK Maxx yesterday (don't ask) and they were playing Smokers Delight on the musak thing.
 (Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Plums
Excellent. Has anyone seen this in a shop in the UK?
 (meat2veg hello!, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Rally Andora Kubica Incident (read description)
This is footage of the car that was following Kubica on the rally stage. You do not see the incident, just the aftermath. The interesting thing about this footage is the size of the drivers/co drivers gonads, as they speed through small country lanes at high speeds.
(tiff3d, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its a slideshow
Did you get the wrong video?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 14:19, , Reply)
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Yea, sure did, correct one now. Sorry.
 (tiff3d, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hell
Not a lot of road there is there?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:42, , Reply)
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Rallying is the best of all the motor sports (excluding 24 hour 2CV racing and German Touring Cars)
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's like saying:
"Taupe is the most exciting of all the beiges."
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely horrific.
I can't believe Kubica made it out alive to be honest.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfIZ5-xu3Dg

Top driver. I hope he returns to F1 although I think doctors are pessimistic about this.
 (I helped save b3ta! blindmelon, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuuuck.
That was some mess he made of that car.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 21:55, , Reply)
This is a link post Duke Nukem Forever trailer - world's longest awaited flop? or greatest fps ever made?

(confused coyote is still searching for canned Road Runner since, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post It will be neither
It won't be a flop, but it will be an equal distance away from brilliant. It will be mediocre, middling, ok, not-bad, alright.

From what you see there, what originality is it bringing to the table? After 12 years "thinking time" you might have expected they would have come out with something a bit more genre breaking than the middling Gears-of-War-Half-life-Halo clone it looks to be from that.
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post thats what they said about chinese democracy...
oh wait hang on.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post ZP
Did a mock review of this a while ago (NSFW): www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/748-Duke-Nukem-Forever
 (RJWEcology is just sharpening his axe on, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here's an actualy review of the game
www.wired.com/gamelife/2011/02/duke-nukem-forever-hands-on/

From what I can tell they seem to say:
1) Standard shooter.
2) Lots of retro game filler/fun parts that games don't really have anymore.
3) Graphics were phenonemol, back when they started making it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I want this to be good.
I really do.

It will be shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Conservative Change Channel - Jonathan Lord: 'off the record' I made this!
Contains politics. Also includes audio of a Tory admitting that he took no discernible action against two of his candidates who smeared an opponent as a paedophile because there was an election in progress (and you know how something as innocent as smearing an opponent as a child rapist can be distorted by the opposition). Some mildly NSFW audio towards the end, but hardly worth a tag.

edit: relevant article here, if your attention span can cope with some text
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post to be fair and balanced
Margaret hodge, Peter, Madelson and his sleazy loans/passports/boating with rothschild, the expenses scandle, co-starting an illegal war and sendin hundreds of working-class british lads to die for american oil interests, and don't even get me started on the fucking PFI scandel. yeah, PFI, one of the fucking pillars of neoliberalism.

and then we have about 1.2 trillion of debt, giving poor peoples money to the rich bankers, "we won't introduce tuition fees" and the doing so, and so on. what labour started, the tories will continue. Klein was right: the dismantling of the state apparatus continues.
(sorry for fail link, was first i could find. plenty more if you google)
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:01, , Reply)
This is a link post Photomultiplier tube implosion at BNL

(confused coyote is still searching for canned Road Runner since, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its alright everybody
Its BNL, not BNFL.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Daily Star comes out in support of English Defense League?

www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/175956/EDL-TO-BECOME-POLITICAL-PARTY/
www.dailystar.co.uk/posts/view/175939

"In the Daily Star phone poll yesterday, 98% of readers said they agreed with the EDL’s policies."
"There is a visibly growing support for the EDL. It is attracting people across Britain to its ranks who feel the same way"
"whether you like them or not, Tommy and his followers will have to be taken very seriously."

This isn't very good, is it? I've been out of the country a couple of years and we're back to "hurrah for the blackshirts."　
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank goodness it's only the Daily Star, and not a Newspaper

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, but unfortunately it informs the opinions of otherwise empty minds
who tragically have the vote...
 (I helped save b3ta! DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post By that, do you mean people locked up?

(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 13:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, I mean the sort of people who are 18 or over, and let a newspaper tell them how to think.

(I helped save b3ta! DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 13:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post 13 or older

(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post As opposed to lefty-twats who let the Guardian tell them what to think? ;)

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 13:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post *ignores*
i fucking hate smileys... ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, quite.
But still a bit worrying.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't worry too much
Politically the Star has about the same level of clout as the Beano.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post In all honesty
The sort of person who reads* the Daily Star is most likely to be an EDL member anyway.


* gawps at the pictures
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 13:18, , Reply)
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never mind the pictures...video vixens ftw!

/sid the sexist blog.
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This is a normal post Isnt Richard Desmond jewish?
I wonder what the EDL have to say about them.
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 13:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post "98% of readers", though,
ought to be "98% of readers who bothered to answer the question", which isn't quite the same thing. Not so long ago the same paper (IIRC) reported that 99% of British people - not even readers - wanted the UK to leave the EU; but, again, this was based on a "poll" in which people had to make the effort to get in touch. So it's not surprising that the results tended towards the Southern Sudan end of the spectrum.

Nor is it surprising that people who're fed the daily diet of xenophobia and tits in the Star end up repeating it back.

What is actually surprising is that the paper has the temerity to use the word "readers" to describe the people who buy it and look at it with their mouths open.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 13:31, , Reply)
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If 98% of their readers are edl supporters/moronic hooligans then why have they locked the comments function on that article? I refuse to believe the Daily Star would do anything other than carry out opinion polls via text message too. I DUNNO BOWT U BUT I LIK DA EDL. DERE IDERS MAKE SENCE. IZLAM SUKS. BOB - LUTON.
 (Zidou, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post bunch of tits
(apply description as needed)
 (I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a "phone poll".
In other words someone on the EDL facebook group said "OMG LUK AT DA FONE IN POLE IN DA DAYLY STAR 2DAIE!!1!"
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a link post South American football
The most skilful players in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 12:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is me playing football at school.
I am a ball spazz, and refrain from walking near men playing the football in case it comes near me and I have to kick it back.

My wife's football skillz are fabulous compared to mine *obiligatory football sexism*.
 (I helped save b3ta! DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a link post Cottage Cheese song.
VOODOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 10 Feb 2011, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post curiosity og the better of me and I clicked play...
Now I know that whenever I eat cottage cheese I will sing this song, including VOODOO! XD

Edit: Bah, I was giggling and forget to check the spelling on the subject line...
 (I helped save b3ta! vix0r was not Matthew on, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've been singing it for 2 days now :)

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 10 Feb 2011, 19:12, , Reply)
This is a link post Odd and interesting dating questions.
Hopefully not glasscock, but some of the correlations presented are pretty interesting - if you like beer, you're much more likely to enjoy a good roll around on a first date, apparently.
 (I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 10 Feb 2011, 12:31, , Reply)
This is a link post this is now stuck in my head

(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 12:26, , Reply)
This is a link post BLOKECAST - men spoofing Babestation I made this!
I made this with Terry Alderton & Johnny Spurling and thought I'd share it with you. It's the story of two grown men who have a dream of conquering the late night sex chat TV industry
(papanusnus, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post 1 year, 11 months and 11 days
this is slightly mental
 (I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 12:28, , Reply)
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You know pazuzu is my nickname next to papanusnus... weird... glad you thought it was mental
 (papanusnus, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I clicked "I like this"
because it's very silly indeed.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 13:30, , Reply)

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