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This is a link post Having a wonderful time :) I made this!
Bless his clerical robes
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post HE CARTWHEELS FOR THE LORD!

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post AMEN

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post First the fiddling with kids and now THIS!
Bastard church.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Fri 29 Apr 2011, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post this is now on ITV
They think it's real...
 (plankton, Sun 1 May 2011, 8:28, Reply)
This is a link post Mellow......
....for 10 mins with Carl.
(jingle_man, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going to save this for just before I hit the sack to get me to happy dreams :)
Use of the word 'Carl'
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh very that's nice
I have an Astrobiology exam on Wednesday - may see if i can squeeze some Sagan into an answer!
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 15:03, Reply)
This is a link post Pigs and tigers live together without eating each other
strange but sweet


 (I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Such relationships don't last much long
Alas; but then the overgrown kitten would go hungry; they will die if they don't consume meat
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post but but but it's cuuuuute :)

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed
but they get hungry

I get about two or three phone calls a year from the ignorant asking if 'during the war, were the lions lived off vegetables,' to which I get more sarcastic with every reply. A big cat behaving like that is exhibiting juvenile behaviour; once the full impact of surviving as an adult kicks in they would/will do lunch by instinct.

During the war the big cats were fed dead dogs from Battersea. They would at first go blind without meat, and then die. No vegetarian option.

I believe there is some bollocks in the Bible about lambs and lions sharing some field at the end of days
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Cats are "obligate carnivores"
Their digestive systems are not adapted to cope with vegetables.

Maybe you could have this statement as a recorded message before people get through to you?
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 8:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Sure
That's what the big meat wants you to believe. Actually, lions and tigers can survive on air, dandelions, and hugs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 13:14, Reply)
This is a link post Groove G - Playing for Change
You know, lots of different musicians playing the same song from different parts of the world. kinda cool!
(I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 21:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking A

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 22:17, Reply)
This is a link post Bits of that banned special from The Chaser
Some clips uploaded from the satirical one-off that got canned by Palace request.
 (I helped save b3ta! John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post This is a particular gem if you want a quick link
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHdTVEEC0i4
 (I helped save b3ta! John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:54, Reply)
This is a link post Good back scracth

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I was trying to do something with this
as I feel it needs a soundtrack, but Tubedubber isn't playing ball for me.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post You mean like this?
tubedubber.com/#RifZXLbVCvI:W6MrjevJWcM:0:100:0:0:true

I hope I've done that right.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post lol!

(Lord Tredegar, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
genie-arse! That's too perfect for words, so have a noise - ngffkpplplpbt!
 (I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Much appreciated, sir. :)

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft
Much better than what I had in mind...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post HaHaHaHa!
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post needs more scratch:
tubedubber.com/#RifZXLbVCvI:uJ8enrYfUx8:0:80:0:0:true
 (I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 3:20, Reply)
This is a normal post needs
some dubstep on that!
 (boringname, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I was trying but tube dubber is being a cunt!

(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post He wants to get a job.
Fucking regal arse bear yeah!
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post WOW
have not seen you around in a bit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing like a wedding
brings a family back together.
=p
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 8:26, Reply)
This is a link post hacked newsman I made this!

(t romantic, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:52, Reply)
This is a link post Keiser Report - Episode 142
28 minutes of important information.
Related to the world economy and where it's heading.

In other news;
www.comicsalliance.com/2011/04/27/superman-renounces-us-citizenship/
Superman Renounces U.S. Citizenship in 'Action Comics' #900

Also
peterschiffblog.blogspot.com/

 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post SHHHH!!!!
*been stockpiling silver for 5 years from the days of 8 pence a gram*
 (I helped save b3ta! Bishop Yozz remembers when lily savage advertised oasis..., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post 2 years ago a troy ounce of silver was about £15, today £29
goldprice.org/gold-price-uk.html

Great days
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post 10 years ago Gordon Brown flogged off our gold for $200/oz. Now it's $1500/oz
Thanks Gord
 (I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post He is such a f**king Choad

(I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish you good luck at your local shop
when you try and buy tins of beans with your gold dubloons.
 (Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:46, Reply)
This is a link post Listen To The Doctor I made this!
When David Cameron meets Dr Who.
Get Flash player to hear the audio
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post This deserves far more responses
superb stuff *click*
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 21:39, Reply)
This is a link post Map of 'Mormon corridor in the States', lolz
I happened to cross Mormons on the bus witch is pretty rare and weird in France (Mormons, non buses), and I ended looking them up on Wikipedia, and, well, the map is quite explicit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Matth knows what yellow snow tastes like, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Hurr durr
looks like a WILLY
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I KNOW!
Pffhrrrffhhhhhr ^^
 (I helped save b3ta! Matth knows what yellow snow tastes like, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post It looks morelike a Pac Man monster
The treatment of Mormons in the US is an embarassment to Christians and the country as a whole. Rape, theft, murder, property confiscation, forced dislocation, targeted legislation, and orders for extermination. They came out smiling (and clean cut) in the end.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post and with multiple spouses no less.
the alienation of mormons is something i really dont understand. they are no more bat shit insane than most of the other christian denominations.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Most other christian denominations let you leave with some semblance of dignity
I've known ex mormons who've been ex-communicated from their family and/or hounded by them.

Them, and Jehovahs Witnesses don't take kindly to people leaving.
 (Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post You'd think Jehovah's Witnesses would be happy about it
What with there being 7.5 million of them and only 144,000 places in heaven.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah but if people leave then the person who brought them in gets negative points
and drop down the 'entry to heaven' rankings
 (Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Negative points? Harsh.
However it opens up another valid tactic - force people who others have recruited to leave. Double bonus!
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post How can a person be excommunicated by a family?
From a church, maybe. I know Molrmons with kids that don't practice - they still go around the house. Mom and dad may wish otherwise, but my mom wishes I'd have chosen a different line of work. I don't kno about the JWs. I know in some eastern religions growing around here people are killed if they violate cetain tenets. I worry more about physical than emotional pains.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:39, Reply)
This is a link post Snakes in the Kitchen.
A couple of my friends made this, it's kind of funny in a facepalmey kind of way.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 29 Apr 2011, 16:01, Reply)
This is a link post Sometimes a bet does get out of hand - I give you a, fully working, Wodden bike

(confused coyote is still searching for canned Road Runner since, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post That's neat
The big cog just under the seat would give me the fear though. It looks like it would make mincemeat of anything that slipped down there.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post That's great
have cerrrrlick
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post wodden!
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post woden...
Tis an ancient godbike
 (badgerlikespeed, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the Thort that counts

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Look at him! Look at Jeff Wode!
His head must weigh 50lbs pounds on its own...
Imagine the size of his balls...
Imagine getting into a fight with the fucker...

etc etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh wodden it be lovely

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Who got married?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Bab's and Jim I think
Thought they were already married though. Weird.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Friggin' Babs & Jim
I wake up this morning trying to find cartoons on television, and all I see is this hot chick holding the dress of this hot chick walking into a mausoleum. Weird.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I say!
I'm not sure it is the done thing to refer to our future Queen as a 'hot chick'. The correct English term I hear being applied is 'fit bird'. This has been a public service announcement. There is no charge.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Gladly retracted and resubmitted
I was speaking American and the Google translator didn't work correctly.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post No idea.
Some bloke and some woman, I think.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Holy crap, they must have done the ceremony wrong
They keep going back and repeating it. It's been like 15 times in the last half hour.

Morons.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post And trying different locations too.
They'll get it done eventually.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 16:17, Reply)
This is a link post Your sandwiches are lies.
My friend, Rosie ‘Babooshka’ Baldwin, started this up about 2 months ago and since then has been linked on a page of promising poets and had a minor falling out with a family member who took it a bit too seriously. It’s definitely b3ta humour and I hope it gets linked in the newsletter as I introduced b3ta to Rosie after asking her permission to post this, her reply being “b3ta will now become the new distraction in my life. If I fail my degree I'm blaming you (and not my shoddy class attendance).”
 (Lilith_Kirsch, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, this is brilliant
Going to pass this around, as it's just the sort of baiting I love.

Ta for the link.
 (I helped save b3ta! John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually, having now read the 'prose' section
I have to say that this is up there with Craig Brown. Serious talent for satire.
 (I helped save b3ta! John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 21:24, Reply)
This is a link post Nothing says "Royal Wedding Day" like Taiwanese pop music.
Actually, ignore that last sentence. It's just so awful I had to share.
(Unbelievable Gumption Clogging your brain bits with bollocks since 1981., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post and on closer inspection
i'm pretty sure he's miming too.
 (Unbelievable Gumption Clogging your brain bits with bollocks since 1981., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post lol :)

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Great Mullet
Worthy of any mans head.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:19, Reply)
This is a link post The Laugh I made this!
A short film I gone did done for uni. Fuck knows what they'll make of it... but I quite like it.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post you can find work
with Tim & Eric...
 (thatjoshguy is a robot., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post erm...
who?
 (I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Get out.
*points to /links' exit*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post well if it's links..
educate me... with erm... links?
 (I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post You almost got let in on 'the big secret'.

I don't know what he's on about either
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post googled 'tim eric'
every single link on the first page is about them...
www.timanderic.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post ....
*ahem*

(sorry, sorry. It's all good. This or this is good).
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:53, Reply)

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