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This is a link post Frickin lasers! In 3D!
17 laser projectors visualise audio inside a sphere.

More info 'n ting here www.creativeapplications.net/maxmsp/cycles-17-laser-projectors-visualise-audio-inside-a-sphere/
(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you ever met anyone in real life who uses the expression 'frickin'
Be honest now. I have a theory words like that don't actually exist outside of completely fictional 'reality' shows from middle America; given the word itself defies any rational explanation about how it could come into being and be used so much it actually became part of anyone's subconscious vocabulary.

I might be wrong though
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Jack Hoffman

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Short answer is yes.
And I do believe it was through Doctor Evil's use of it in Austin Powers that it gained traction. Hence my use of frickin' in conjunction with lasers.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post 'frickin lasers!'
How could I forget that
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post You are sadly wrong
I have cousins in NY. Mum, Dad, 3 kids between 12-17yrs, all of whom say 'fricking' ALL THE TIME but really frowned on me for using 'curse words'
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Meh! I watched after a wee smoke
and think "lasers & music" is pretty, but too basic and late 80's. They're quite limited, and not greatly improved by being arranged around a spherical space.
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 16:31, Reply)
This is a link post 90s you say? A little psychedelia from Mazzy Star

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Great song.
Never really got into the rest of the album though.
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post There were a lot of those "stand in place only" bands in the 90s, like Toad the Wet Sprocket and Big Head Todd and the Monsters.
Folk-alternative
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 17:00, Reply)
This is a link post New Cassetteboy.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Tabs just shared this on Facebook.
Hi Tabs!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah! He let the rouse slip

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Hah! Here's me thinking i'ld just made it up for shits and giggles.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi Tab Mc Tabby of Tabinton Spa!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:31, Reply)
This is a link post mark kermode shows alastair cambell In The Loop
Alastair turns out to be very unimpressed.

cant think why
(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Campbell is scum.
The most insidious, malign and corrosive influence on politics and how it operates this country has ever seen. And no one ever voted for him even once.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey Tabs!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey Coxxy!

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey Pissy!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Tey Habs!!

(I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey Pissy!

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooo controversial!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi Tabs!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Is he more of a insidious, malign and corrosive influence than Harry Potter diabolical fiend, Lord Voldemort?

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post
Is he more of a insidious, malign and corrosive influence than Harry Potter diabolical fiend, Lord Voldemort?

Hi Tabs!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Tab! Tab! Tab! Tab! Tab! Tab! Tab! Tab! Tab! Tab! Tab! Tab! Tab! Tab! Tab! Tab! Tab! Tab! Tab! .........Pissflaps!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Pair of cunts.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Tabs dream?

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I think that 6:02 is probably the first openly sociopathic response.

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 18:51, Reply)
This is a link post Orbital - Chime
on Top of The Pops...
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post you'll want this version for this time of year
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJwLcFgWR8c
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd forgotten
how ace that video is.
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post They're so young and look like a couple of right twats!
I have seen them live 5 times over the years, last was in Brixton a while back now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw them at a Megadog allnighter in Brixton Academy in 1993
Along with Aphex Twin....still recovering.
 (Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
I think the last time I saw them I popped upstairs for a drink and smoke and Paul Oakenfold was djing in the corner by the toilets...
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Where he belongs
I remember stumbling down one of the corridors upstairs, looking for the toilet and opening a door to see the massive light show soaked balcony tier....i didnt even know the venue had a balcony...i actually gasped in astonishment.
 (Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post If we're on the Orbitals i'll leave this here
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLKOIHrnk80
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheeky bastards!
Clearly one of their finest tunes.
Gotta love when the vocoding kicks in on "You.... are become gods!"
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't remember much of the tv series it was taken from but Eccleston did a good job on the you lot speach

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post "The Second Coming"
wasn't it?
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post wtf is the clapping all about? I cringed so hard I nearly crushed a vertebrae
and the girl dancing, either take the jacket off or put it on properly, you silly tart
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Very Bez.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post No, I DO NOT want a Werther's Original.
Thank you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi Tab!
wait i'm doing this wrong...
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post He's ignored his sock puppet so he doesn't know......

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post ohhhhh yes.

(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post ANY day
is a good day for Ren and Stimpy!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post The best thing EVAR.
The one with "The Scotsman" (Haggis McHaggis) is one of my favourites. Got them all on DVD.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post His animation style became the basic mold for all that came after.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, you can see a lot of Frozen in this.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh joy

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 15:20, Reply)
This is a link post SCIENCE!
Pretty pretty science.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post OoOoOoOo

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I like glass beads
best of all the granular media
 (macroscian (1 like), Fri 12 Dec 2014, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post all the world in a water drop, i saw...
jub, nipple, cock, blobfish and rover (from the prisoner)
 (I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 6:54, Reply)
This is a link post Face sitting protest has started
Press look like they're enjoying themselves
 (Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I see the press were out in force, for some reason
Can't just be me who read Mistress Absolute's comments with a Eurotrash accent
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post That photo.... who the hell brings a packed lunch to a face sitting party?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe just a tuna sandwich and a chocolate brownie.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post No fish paste?

(Roger Moore's Right Eyebrow saw your mum on chatroulette on, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe a simple tossed salad?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Mayonnaise?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Well this is just funny...
twitter.com/MrPooni/status/543389801874223106/photo/1
 (Roger Moore's Right Eyebrow saw your mum on chatroulette on, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Justin Hancock
Yes, I'm sure that's his real name.
 (Tont, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:45, Reply)
This is a link post Cooking with PAUL DACRE I made this!
Hiya TABS!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post You make Laurie Penny look good.
That takes some doing. Well done.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post who's laurie penny?

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey Colmcq, any new tuneage going?
Tell Tabs I said Hi.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi Tabs!!
Who's Laurie Penny?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Eh up Tabby!
I don't really care who Laurie Penny is.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:03, Reply)
This is a link post Unveiling the Birdbox Christmas card I made this!
We thought we'd show off the 2014 Christmas pop-up card with a difference. Merry Christmas!
 (Smartie123 Smartie123, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post That's quite woo.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
Lovely, have a click.
And a merry Christmas to you too.
 (Unquenchable, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that's a bit amazing!
Merry Christmas!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post awesome haha

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow! *Throws tinsel at screen*

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post awesome
AWESOME
 (macroscian (1 like), Fri 12 Dec 2014, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 18:34, Reply)
This is a link post Ship Of Eagles - my new Science Fiction comedy animation I made this!
Woohoo! Here is Ship Of Eagles. I've been working on this with my mate David Shute for feels-like-forever, and FINALLY here it is! Hooray!

The Galactic Human Empire is ruled by a massive byzantine theocracy, a dense, ancient mess of rituals, dogma and bureaucracy, so old and complex that nobody really understands it all any more. We follow a bunch of heroic idiots as they accidentally end up fighting to save humanity.

This is a first show, we're hoping to do loads of them as the universe is so massive. It will depend how much interest we get from this though as it is a whole nightmare shitload of work to make.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I've already seen ULTRAMARINES! THE MOVIE! ta.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post ULTRAMARINES are nothing on us
we should have called it HYPERAQUATICS that would have rammed the message home

Hyperaquatics is like synchronised swimming but with fucking chainsaws and shit
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Delightfully mentile
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! imbatman, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 11:02, Reply)
This is a link post Broken Toaster: Clownhog Day I made this!
Like groundhog day but with a scary clown
 (BrokenToaster, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 12:56, Reply)
This is a link post Ok, working from home so have some....
Itchy trigger finger niggers
(LetsGetDownToIt, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one bruvva

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 12 Dec 2014, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post That film hasn't aged well has it...

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Have any of us?

(LetsGetDownToIt, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, 1. I'm not a film; and 2. Yes I have thank you very much!

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Look at you, believing what the nurse tells you.

(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Some of it is still good.
Some of it is arse-clenchingly embarrassing. Mostly the bits involving John Simm.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post the scene with Carl Cox is pretty awful
an actor he is not
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 12 Dec 2014, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post The "new national anthem" scene, the Jo Brand "reality" scene, "that's paranoia", any bit which attempts social commentary - all awful.
Most bits with Moff, the Star Wars conversation, the aforementioned coke scene, "reach for the lasers, safe as fuck" - all great.

Anyone seen the Remixed version? That is utter pish.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep I have both
The original CD soundtrack is worth a look though if you can find it - there's some decent tunes on there
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post
Why not? The guy in the orange jacket looks just like one of the young white hippety hoppers you might find wandering the streets of Cardiff today.
 (UTB, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:49, Reply)
This is a link post 90's Friday you say?
Have some mighty morphing mediocrity from Ace of Base
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Whenever we had German exchanges at school...
...they'd bring shit like this with them. Sad things was, it would be in the UK charts within a few months :-(
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post In all fairness, the women in Ace of Base were gorgeous.
Music was shit, though.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post The video is not available in my region
just as well
as a Swedish person I got quite enough of Ace of Base in the 90's.

(Ace of Base were from Sweden)
 (I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
Ace of Base Massive Rubber Buttplugs
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post They were invented in Sweden?
That explains the dumplings.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 12:47, Reply)
This is a link post Captain Beefheart Booglarising German People in 1972
I wasn't feeling very Christmassy this morning, so I had a watch of this. Now I feel even less Christmassy, but infinitely happier.
(I helped save b3ta! Norbert Lightowler, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post The Mascara Snake
is really going for it
 (Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks
Somehow I'd managed to miss this one. They were such a tight band it's unreal.
 (m.auron, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 17:13, Reply)
This is a link post Flowered Up - Weekender
Distilled 90's, 17 min version
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I had that on 12"
Forgotten about that video though. Doesn't make me nostalgic though, quite the reverse
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 11:14, Reply)
This is a link post New Fads - Big
Friday starts here
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
Oh yes
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 12:59, Reply)
This is a link post guardian's best film of 2014 - under the skin
It is fucking mental. But in a drifting, aimless, visually astonishing way.

offensive in places, but that's just me

c
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post It's all a bit too Scottish for my taste.
But Johansson is a sort.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi Tabs!

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post
Tabs = DaddyDacre
PaulDacre = BabyDacre
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post They could form a family pop band

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
First track, featuring some nice saxophone: Dacre Street.
Though without Bob Holness, clearly.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh hello again Tabs.

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Why is there a comma after your name?

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a left wing bleeding heart liberal conspiracy to discredit me.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Lazy interviewer asks lazy question.
I remember when Channel 4 employed journalists.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Alright Grandad!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
Any interview where you can make a man selling breakfast seem sinister has to have some merit.
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post When was that then?

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Iain Lee and the 11 O'Clock Show of course.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 12 Dec 2014, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Terry Christian on The Word obviously

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post To be honest anybody going on about his prices is being a fuckwit and a twat
as if you pay for the true value of anything in life any more.

None of his prices seemed monstrous for some guy running a business and competing with corporate giants for breakfast sales, who pay practically fuck all corporate tax when he doesn't have that luxury, and why practically no one can compete with all these huge chains on the high street.

He even had a sensible beard and not one of those Weetabix look alike beards these hipster morons seem to think makes them look sophisticated
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Too true,
but why did he get all defensive? He should have just said "Fuck those tramps, they stink"
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Why was there a Channel Four news crew in there putting questions like that on him in the first place?
I would have told them to fuck off and go and ask Starbucks why they practically don't pay tax in this country despite having a branch on every middle class high street
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post TV version of clickbait?
Common practice in journalism. "Look at this cunt squirm"
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post "Why was there a Channel Four news crew in there putting questions like that on him in the first place?"
'Cos he invited them in for free publicity. The massive cunt.
Also, I take great issue with your phrase "sensible beard" (as modelled by Ian Watkins of LostProphets/kiddydiddling fame)
Starbucks point is spot on, however.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Beard and Starbucks comments, correct.
As for 'inviting them in', I doubt that. Channel 4 probably saw all the stories on the internet and thought they'd go and see what all the fuss was about. If press are invited to these things, it's rare that you get wind-up pointless cunts as this hack dishing out the questions. Normally a PR person is there to defend you against awkward journo stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Why is a cunt for seeking free publicity?
And he might have grown a beard for entirely practical purposes, to cope with extreme elements for example. He could be a part time north sea fisherman for all we know
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post :) I bet he is, just to be even more of a pretentious shoreditch hipster cunt.
I didn't say he was a cunt for seeking free publicity: There is a fullstop between those two sentences:
He is a massive cunt.
Separate self-contained statement: He invited Channel four in to drum up free publicity.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Did he invite channel 4 or did they just turn up?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I see
so despite your Michael Gove lecture about punctuation and full stops you skillfully avoid the thorny subject he could be wearing that beard for entirely legitimate reasons; such as being a part time north sea fisherman, deep sea diver, or Nepalese Sherpa, and not just a Shoreditch cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Legitimate? My brother was a deep sea diver for years & didn't ever need to grow a paedo-beard.
Also: I have now re-watched that gove clip five times & am still grinning ear-to-ear.
[edit] Ten times now
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post That clip reduces me to tears
we need more bell ends like Gove in politics, just to keep the pantomime in perspective
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post It's bullshit, if people can't afford it, they won't eat it and the business will fail.
They just don't like to see people trying to make success off the back of a relatively simple idea. I don't see what all the drama is about, the profit margin will be miniscule compared to his high street competitors.
 (I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Well if I had just set up a buisness that relies on public trust to stay alive i'ld be a bit irked by a journo trying to cast it in a bad light.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Epic missed opportunity by the journalist
Just one question:

"Why are you such a massive cunt?"
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I never thought I'd stand up for a hipster but....
The interviewer's question makes no sense. What has the area's poor got to do with his pricing structure. From what I can see there, he's doing a roaring trade with the pea-brained cretin contingent of the local community. Well done, Channel 4 news.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 10:31, Reply)
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b3ta.com/links/1255933
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Bog trotters can be ever so sensitive

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi Tabs!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey Tabster!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh Hai Tabs!
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 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 12 Dec 2014, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Rob's interview with their parents is worth a read
usvsth3m.com/post/so-i-visited-the-cereal-killer-cafe-and-what-happened-next-surprised-me
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post This is you:
Ooh ooh I love you Rob *kiss* *kiss* *smooch* *smooch* Ooh I am touching your bum now and everything
[edit] Mind, it's a nice article, and Rob's spot-on about avoiding cereal too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 10:51, Reply)
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Click me...
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post they are great livestock

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 10:44, Reply)
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(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post A Beetlejuice reboot!?
:(
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post
Well here's Russell Brand:


 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post "Question from the old crone at the back who has come dressed as a mint humbug..."

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 12 Dec 2014, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post London

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post They have imported American cereal at my local Tesco. 6 QUID a box.
Mental.

But yeah...I don't really see a problem with this, as daft as it seems. If a sandwich shop can charge close to a fiver for a bit of bread and cheese...

The bloke wasn't a great interviewee though, was he? Surely he'd be half-expecting this sort of question?
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Tesco sell imported yank cerials and chocolate in my local as well.
bloody expensive, no idea why they are bothering.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:44, Reply)

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