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This is a link post Merry Christmas I made this!
Here's a Gaston parody I just made which the younger members of your family might enjoy (if they like fart jokes). It's sort of festive because it mentions sprouts.
(I helped save b3ta! Chairman L'Mao Wasp Whisperer, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 14:04, Reply)
This is a link post Merry Christmas
Tune
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely
Best Christmas tune I've heard so far!
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post hope you've had a merry one

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post MERRY GRRRMAS! Better tune
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItlSHnLSFS4
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 25 Dec 2017, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post took me a while to recognise toyah in the background

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post What do you mean in the background? She ws right at the front kicking balloons into the crowd.
I got to admit I'm still sulking that Mrs stuj and her mum got to see this gig but I didn't cos I couldn't get a shift-swap.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 26 Dec 2017, 3:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Music to annexe the Sudetenland to

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post its in Swedish so Denmark maybe
But sudetenland a bit of a stretch
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post facts facts facts
Pah
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Somewhere near Hull?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 26 Dec 2017, 2:00, Reply)
This is a link post Merry Christmas
Have a rock.
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post It's good to see young people with nice outdoor hobbies

(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Can I have my thirty seconds back, please?

(Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Thu 28 Dec 2017, 11:03, Reply)
This is a link post Merry Christmas folks
Hope you have all covered your tracks and not left any evidence laying around. Cos I know you lot ain't been good. But at least you may have been careful.


Have a great Christmas over eat drink to much puke on your granny start the family fight, what ever your tradition is keep it classy.
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 0:13, Reply)
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all going well so far. over.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 1:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm planning how to make the TV develop a fault
Just before the Queen's speech. Not that I've got anything against the Queen, it's the M.I.L's insistence that everyone stops whatever they're doing to watch it, as if it's not pre-recorded and we're all traitors if we don't hang off every word. I'd be more tolerant if one of the family didn't have to stay sober to give her a lift home - we've tried suggesting a taxi but the driver might be Muslim and we couldn't have that on this most Christian of days, could we?

Merry Christmas everyone!
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Tsk, it's like she doesn't know they're all lizards

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 12:09, Reply)
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Merry Christmas also.
I would have the horrors if i saw that bunch walking down the road in my neighbourhood.
If it was today they would be wearing Santa hats no doubt.
 (Sherbs, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Catchy tune.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 27 Dec 2017, 0:31, Reply)
This is a link post Matching Family Nightwear
In no way is this creepy or wrong
Merry Christmas you lot

 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post the patterns and colors are exactly what I would wear.

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post prefer a paisley wincyette myself
but fair to them for running the whole family a set from one back bedroom curtain
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 23:02, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 26 Dec 2017, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Why are you letting your kids smoke in bed anyway

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh right, for if dad wants an after sex fag
but perhaps he should go back to his own bed for that
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if the milkman is ginger

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I would say there is a 75% chance of that

(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Nikki Lauda's new clothing brand

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post This is what Mick Philpot should have bought for his family

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 20:23, Reply)
This is a link post Merry Christmas you shower of cunts!

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 22:48, Reply)
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Merry Xmas all and all and indeed. I am made to laugh here so thank you.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 1:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Big fan of Jon K...
I used to make the family watch Ren & Stimpy when it was screened on BBC2 in the '90s, around dinnertime, if I recall correctly...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 1:58, Reply)
This is a link post Gc

(Sherbs, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post now it feels like christmas

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post you can stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post *reaches for the lazers*

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Marshmallows!

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post mmmmmmmmmmmmm

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post this is good

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 23:02, Reply)
This is a link post Scottish power rangers NSFW
Rons eel.
(K-Lyd Square balls with cubic hair, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 20:12, Reply)
This is a link post "Your Host - John DiResta"
Made me chuckle.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 20:02, Reply)
This is a link post Xmas: sorted!

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Clicks can’t express
How much I like this
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post That sums up the futility of this holiday. My sentiments exactly.
My room mates had a Diehard 12 volt battery Christmas tree with dead fish hanging on it.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post wtf even is a diehard xmas tree?
with or with out dead fish. It'd send the in-laws off by the end of boxing day, so I'm not knocking the idea.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post It means we were very very drunk.
I wish I could find the photo of us taking the bottles to the recycling place. Beer is indeed a young man's drink. Now I'm all boring and sober.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 1:42, Reply)
This is a normal post answer the question or I'll come round and nick your presents
'diehard xmas tree' with fish.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Crafty avoidance.
All I've got now is a hydraulic jack and machine tools. Not fucking trees here.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post That is an unconvincing moustache.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 7:35, Reply)
This is a link post Rather lovely vid from Serge Gainsbourg's sprog
A bit more heartwarming than that other link
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post No snuff and/or ball sack getting chewed off?
What is this board going to come to?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 17:58, Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEImD_r6D8o
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure if I should ignore you
Or hug you.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post The latest Baxter Dury album
is a good impression of her dad.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Baxter Dury?
Worst Ian Dury tribute ever.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post compare or contrast
Dweezil Zappa, who is awesome.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post That is lovely.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 26 Dec 2017, 9:29, Reply)
This is a link post H.B
1 Minute short film.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/links/1469490
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, but then it was on YouTube
this is much classier on Vimeo.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 22:20, Reply)
This is a link post Amazing footage of Santa's sleigh flying through the sky plus special added bonus.
Wait for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post That was quite entertaining.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 24 Dec 2017, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post The chemtrails crowd must be loving this.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this "dashcam footage with commentary on other people's driving" and think we should have more of it

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post We could call it "Dashcam Observational Motorists". Bit of a mouthful though.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post In respect of it being posted to this site...
Shouldn't it be pink?
 (Clying Crayon draws the wrong conclusion, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Not going to stop and help then?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^
Not even a "I wonder if they're ok" - I guess there are always going to be personality traits with different levels of empathy but that was right up there.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 14:44, Reply)
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"Tell you what darling, you're not one to complain, I'm just going to pull over on to the hard shoulder, you stay put in the car with the kid, I'm going to have a look-see at that nascent pile up back there, nah, don't worry about it babes, I'll be fine, yeah you and the kid will deffo be fine on the hard shoulder, I'll put the hazards on and everything."
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 25 Dec 2017, 20:30, Reply)
This is a link post British diplomatic cable on the Tiananmen Square massacre released.
Pie? Bloody hell....

Oh and merry Christmas everyone!
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell, Independent.
Save it for Boxing Day!
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Let's hope some of the Chinese living abroad read this
mmm pie
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Sun 24 Dec 2017, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I have done deliverys for chinese takaways in the past, and they hated me saying anything negative about there country
despite things like this happening and all the other human rites abuses.
She got very angry at me and couldnt get the words out to tell me how much she hated me and our corrupt and imoral country, i just said to her,if the places is so bad go back to china. She didnt like that either
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Did she not? Amazing

(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems strange no one involved in any of that has piped up about it over the years

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Fake Histories

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Was it you that set fire to that aardvark?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Aadvark never hurt any one.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post State censorship & executing all the witnesses will do that.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post not really mate
given the totalitarian regime
 (I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 13:02, Reply)
This is a link post We Wish You A Merry Christmas

Oh Come All Ye Faithful
(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 8:42, Reply)
This is a link post Otters eventually drowning a monkey set to "O Fortuna"
Merry Christmas everybody
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 24 Dec 2017, 5:29, Reply)
This is a link post I give some arbitrary numbers and meaningless awards to some games and stuff. I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Sat 23 Dec 2017, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Well done to all games
And well done to you too. You are an awards guy now, Snorty McBumhole. How does it feel to be able to say that?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sat 23 Dec 2017, 20:27, Reply)

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