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This is a link post Find the noodle!
Okay, this is like Where’s Waldo? for ramen.


(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 3:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I have found the Lord
Or at least his noodly appendage
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 6:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Who the fuck is Waldo?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 7:48, Reply)
This is a normal post That spinoff was discontinued.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post
I found wanted noodle..
Best time for me was 25 seconds
 (Sherbs, Sun 23 Dec 2018, 18:02, Reply)
This is a link post Because sometimes you just need
Hipster Nativity set - updating for the current times. I just love the fact that Jesus is by far and away the most ignored part of this, a true reflection on consumer Christmas. Love and respect.
 (gearanach #wankwankwank, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank god we've finally got shot of all those frightful Middle Eastern types.
#jesuswaswhite
 (97800, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure Starbucks or taking a selfie is especially hip?
Unless of course it's an independent cortado masquerading in a Starbucks cup for ironic purposes
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 12:55, Reply)
This is a link post Bao
How has this not been posted already?
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Cartoon Michael McIntyre

(nobby.uk Lurking since 2006!, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 23:31, Reply)
This is a normal post that was sweet.

(ozof, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 3:08, Reply)
This is a link post Ernest Ruins Christmas
GC but it's the season :)
(monocle, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
I thought about this clip the other day for some reason.
Well funny for that laugh he does at the end.
 (Sherbs, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Seamless

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 23:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for the post!

(dogfood, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 12:39, Reply)
This is a link post Cycling

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post As a cyclist, may I say
what a cunt
 (I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post As a cyclist
(mainly at 7am in a small town) may I say this is brilliant.
 (skinwah punted Baxter, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post As someone who mostly works from home
I say you all deserve each other.

Bastards to a man

:D
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 23:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh god this
I’ve been full time working from home for about 3 months now, but spent today working out of one of those trendy desk-share hellholes (you know the type of place with “quirky” meeting rooms disguised as tents or wardrobes)

This involved leaving the house at rush hour, I had forgotten just how frankly awful the public are at that time of the morning
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing like a good cycling post to bring the oldies out
How do, LP?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post As a pedestrian on those very streets...
I walk along the same roads as this chap filmed.

Yes, an awful lot of people cross the road oddly, but I also have to deal with enough cyclists jumping a red, turning the wrong way at junctions, cycling the wrong way on a one way road (makes a difference if you're crossing the road), and cycling on the pavement. What most pisses me off is that they think it's okay, not caring that it reinforces the image drivers and pedestrians have of cyclists being dangerous twats. I care about *that* because it makes the road more dangerous for me then *I'm* cycling.

None of us is an angel, but a little more understanding from all of us would be cool.
 (ThisIsMyRealName, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 23:48, Reply)
This is a normal post As a cyclist, may I say
fucking get out of the fucking cycle lane you fucking cunt, would you walk down the middle of the fucking road?*

*I may be paraphrasing somewhat...I interject 'fuck' a lot more than that on my daily cycle...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 0:05, Reply)
This is a normal post As a cyclist, may I say
I haven't bothered to watch the video.
 (97800, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 0:21, Reply)
This is a normal post As a Uni-cyclist, may I say
Fuck your two wheels, you entitled cunts
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 8:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Here's how it's done
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehh8ZdIMMj4
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post
Wish I could tell which lane they're in
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
I'm going to sing this next time. And it's decidedly less cuntish than an airhorn
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 0:24, Reply)
This is a normal post As a hot air balloonist I couldn't care less about ground level pricks.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 9:56, Reply)
This is a link post Signs and Wonders by Cooper
Ok, I know music is not always popular here and I haven't posted for a while and yes, it's my mates band but it's also one of the loveliest things i've heard in a while....
(cackbastard criminally inane, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 20:50, Reply)
This is a link post Hang Massive - Here Comes the Badger
Yes, I know the Hang is a hipster-as-fuck instrument, but I fucking love it, and these guys really get the best out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 19 Dec 2018, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Badger?

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Badger?

(97800, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Badger?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Knadger?

(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Badger?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Mush
y peas?
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post .
mushy pea
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Badger?
...without the bloke from Queen?
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll just leave this here.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tVs_R8-WT0
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Aaah very nice!
::EDIT:: Holy crap this whole album is incredible.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 20 Dec 2018, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm happy with how this went.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 20 Dec 2018, 9:50, Reply)
This is a link post Stupid woman.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Why!?
A speeding fine is about £50-£100 if you pay it on time.

Why would you risk your entire career and commit perjury over something so utterly insignificant.

You're right, that is seriously fucking stupid.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post What no Vicky and Chris Huhne? Are you a Lib Dem or something?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Huhne but not forgotten
I'd picked Nabarro because of the obvious difference between him and Hamilton. There must be more candidates out there though not sure they are as noteworthy.
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 7:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Check your white male privilege.
Do you realise as a black woman she's had to work ten times as hard as the rich white public school boys that make up 99% of MPs. Do you realise how institutionally racist the police are and how this will have motivated this malicious prosecution? Get woke.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Speeding in a Nissan Micra?
How the fuck you manage that?
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post 1. Find a road with a 20mph speed limit
2. A long, straight road preferably going downhill
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 7:49, Reply)
This is a link post Crunchy
Sea otter with a crab, Oregon Zoo
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 9:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Om nom nom
why are you laughing?do I have crab in my whiskers?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post very crunchy

(macroscian (1 like), Thu 20 Dec 2018, 9:09, Reply)
This is a link post Armed police love disco

(WinnieTheTurd, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 8:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not entirely sure what a love disco is.
But that doesn't look like one.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post It might have been
Before an extensive criminal career of biscuit thievery.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 18:59, Reply)
This is a link post See, we told you it was a Christmas Movie.

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post
It's sadly true, but the tale of a lone gunman faced with multiple terrorists/freedom fighters is fast becoming symbolic of all that is Christmas. Hans! Booby!
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 0:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more Christmas markets.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 8:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
Watched it for the first time in ages last week, thinking it was excellent. It's not though. Willis carries it. Put any other action hero in the role, and it's shite.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Wed 19 Dec 2018, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Willis is actually a pretty good actor. He's made a lot of shit, but he's always alright.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post That's going to mean a lot to Bruce, thanks Frocker
I'll get my people to talk to his people. I just know he's going to be blown away by faint praise from someone on an obscure British message board.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 21:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, while you're at it, can you tell Mel Gibson I think pretty much all of his work utterly mediocre, but his eponymous performance in Zeffirelli's Hamlet was a solid 8/10.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you ever considered doing dvd review vlog
It'd be massive. probs get featured on TV and stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I have. In fact I'm thinking about focusing on films that are only OK because they got a 15 certificate and really they should have been going for an 18 certificate, which would have much improved them.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 22:25, Reply)
This is a link post new addiction
It's a faintly annoying magician solving difficult puzzles. More fun than doing them yourself, I feel.
(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post You should definitely get tattoos like that all over your hands.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post IKR
Nothing says 'strong and stable' like hand tats.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 5:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I get the same look by writing my shopping list on them in biro

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post It's better if you use cyrillic
тампоны, смазки, гигиенические прокладки,
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post That makes sense- I thought you were a bit moody.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Very impressive
And fun to watch
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 2:21, Reply)
This is a link post Footballers acting
I really missed the adverts with overpaid footballers promoting something they couldn't care less about. Then this beauty came along. The acting is as shit as it used to be.
(I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post We felt we needed to reach the terraces and connect with the everyman, so the guys were a natural fit. I don't know why you're being snide.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
I must agree, they've done what they set out to do
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post It isn't acting
it's endorsing. totally different ball game, my old son. at the end of the day, it's the players with the most pounds that win the game.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Still can't beat this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6MkmonoaSw
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 15:49, Reply)
This is a link post EARTHRISE. APOLLO 8 AUDIO RECORDING.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post SPPPPAAAAAACCCEEEEE

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post How many ears does Spock have?

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post three
the left ear, the right ear and the 'i think we've been ear before' with the one on his front that is the final one.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post may the force prosper to infinity and beyond
Bidi-bidi-bidi-bidi
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post that was nice

(ozof, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I like how you can see how flat the Earth is...
...from the other side of Kubrick's film studio
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5VRo5MBUXY
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 22:51, Reply)
This is a link post "CHRISTMAS IS HERE" — A Bad Lip Reading of Donald Trump
what what what?

have we not had this yet?

it's a chirpy tune worth a go even if you're over the whole 'apple juice' thing
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 17:12, Reply)
This is a link post The Heritage of Slavery (1968)

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 15:59, Reply)
This is a link post Winter has come I made this!
to a forest near my place.
(disconnected, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post How did you get all that to line up?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
Tbh that’s quite easy with the app of the drone which shows the flight path with exact location and elevation of the photo taken
 (disconnected, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post What you should have said was that it is actually very difficult and requires great skill and experience.
Impressive app.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post He coded the app on a Spectrum 128k.

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Alright Babbage

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Who came between Aabbage and Cabbage

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 3:50, Reply)
This is a link post happy crispmas everybody

(Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
Yes! Finally a crisp review! Just what the site has been waiting for.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sorry i couldn't resist, I'm a terrible person

(Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a genre that could benefit from new voices.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Needz moar arthritis

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck those crisps

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 17:46, Reply)

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