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Liam Howlett (The Prodigy) DJ Set, Live @ Sunset 102 FM, Manchester [1991]
Cubic 22 - Night in Motion [7"]
The House Crew - (Gotta) Keep the Fire Burning
the Prodigy - Charly (Alley Cat Remix)
altern 8 - Infiltrate 202
John + Julie - Circles
Ravesignal - Mindwar
Incubus - The Spirit
FZ - Forbidden Zone
Sonic Experience - Protein
HOLY NOISE - THE NOISE
PHUTURE ASSASSINS - ROOTS N FUTURE
Holy Noise - Get Down, Everybody
Love Decade - Is this a Dream? (Or Reality?)
PKA - Let me Hear you say "Yeah"!
Praga Khan - Rave Alarm
qube - the sequel
tekno 2 - jet star
messiah - 20,000 hardcore ravers
the badman pres' NDX - come with me
Hybrid - TWISTED TAMBORINE (KING OF THE BEATS)
Rebel MC? - ?
NRG - TRIPWIRE
Antico - We need Freedom
JIMMY CRASH - CRASH COURSE
The Prodigy - Charly (Original Mix)

(97800, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 20:54, Share, Reply)

Gosh, he can press the play button so well. Astonishing.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 20:59, Share, Reply)

ZING!

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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 21:00, Share, Reply)

I think it's better to just watch The Prod. Just my opinion.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 21:37, Share, Reply)

^ Worst Indeep cover act ever.

(97800, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 22:29, Share, Reply)

Pufferfish sperm sac
Yum yum!
(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Wed 10 Apr 2019, 20:17, Share, Reply)

Sushi can just fuck right off.
Can't stand the stuff.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 0:23, Share, Reply)

the terrible sound you never wanna hear when working on a turbine engine
pretty

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 19:47, Share, Reply)

Goodyear Aerospace fired dead chickens at jet engines.
Wiki Chicken gun. C/f Mythbusters (NSFC).

I heard one company couldn't work out why the test failed, and eventually discovered they'd used frozen chickens. Probably an urban legend.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 19:53, Share, Reply)

what did it sound like?

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 19:58, Share, Reply)

Rhianna.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 20:02, Share, Reply)

oh no
I heard a sound like that by dropping one of the last nuts down the cam chain hole on a newly built motorcycle engine...
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 10 Apr 2019, 20:06, Share, Reply)

^This
I thought it would probably sink to the sump... nope, total destruction. (This was a long time ago)
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 10 Apr 2019, 20:23, Share, Reply)

After (homebrew assisted) furious shaking I gave in and rebuilt it.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 10 Apr 2019, 21:06, Share, Reply)

did it sound as pretty falling out as it did falling in?
or, indeed, just shaking it about?
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 21:33, Share, Reply)

NO it bloody didn't.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 11 Apr 2019, 11:42, Share, Reply)

The legality of owning a kangaroo in the United States

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 17:12, Share, Reply)

FINALLY
some clarity on this issue
(horrid, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 17:30, Share, Reply)

Almost heaven...

(CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 17:55, Share, Reply)

Genuinely surprised you are not able to own one in Florida.

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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 18:04, Share, Reply)

You probably can
It's not entirely accurate.
Just hope you don't end up in a kangaroo court.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 18:12, Share, Reply)

A Boxing day miracle.

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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 18:19, Share, Reply)

Sounds like you can
I found the florida exotic pets state law.
They have class I, II and III. I is illegal, II and III require a permit.
Kangaroo is not specified in I or II, and I'm pretty sure it's not "substantially similar in size, characteristics and behavior" to the prohibited stuff - therefore, it is III, "All other wildlife not listed herein", but is not listed in those exempt from a license (which is for more common pets).
It does specifically mention the space requirements for a kangaroo - "For one or two animals, a paddock enclosing 625 square feet, 8 feet high".
So yeah, I think you're fine. Just needs a free permit, and enough room.

IANAL, it would be wise to check. There's requirements for the permit.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 18:28, Share, Reply)

Cost is about £1500
$2000, typical price."Exotic Animals For Sale".

Female kangaroos have 3 vaginas. Just thought I'd mention that.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 18:45, Share, Reply)

My last one has only got two
Unless... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 22:40, Share, Reply)

how do they smell?

(horrid, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 0:58, Share, Reply)

I'd imagine they ingest and detect scent via olfactory receptors.

Boom boom.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 3:38, Share, Reply)

But if you live in one state, can you own one but keep it in a different state?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 16:47, Share, Reply)

Clever clogs explains the black hole image

(annexia, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 15:55, Share, Reply)

What a concisely informative bastard.

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 10 Apr 2019, 16:24, Share, Reply)

500 million trillion km away according to the bbc who seem to have asked a six year old

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 16:26, Share, Reply)

Wow, that's some terrible reporting.
The Messier 87 galaxy is 53.5 ± 1.63 Mly (megalight-years, ie millions of light years) away, which is about 5x10²⁰ km, which is 500 quintillion. I guess that's what they mean.
A trillion has 12 zeroes, and a million has 6, so a "million trillion" is kind of a quintillion (18).
It's 300 sextillion smoots. So that's nice.
Try the astronomy.com article for a bit more sense.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 17:21, Share, Reply)

300 sextillion smoots? Well that settles it, I'm not going. I mean if it had been 200 sextillion smoots AND there was a harvesters on the way then maybe but 300, no chance.

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 20:11, Share, Reply)

Probably wise, because you'd only get spaghetti.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 20:29, Share, Reply)

What's that in double-decker buses?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 11:59, Share, Reply)

5.4x10²² apparently. Or, if you prefer, 3.6x10²⁴ linguine or 2.3x10²² brontosauruses (brontosauri?).
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 20:37, Share, Reply)

ooooooooooooo

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Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 10 Apr 2019, 17:36, Share, Reply)

Johnny Cash was right!

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 10 Apr 2019, 18:08, Share, Reply)

Science is boss!

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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 20:52, Share, Reply)

Event Horizon Telescope first look at a black hole I made this!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 14:51, Share, Reply)

:-)
c/f Main.

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 19:20, Share, Reply)

Holy donuts Batman
(Sherbs, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 23:31, Share, Reply)

So the Eye of Sauron is at the centre of our galaxy?
finally, something worse than Brexit
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 9:59, Share, Reply)

Did someone say 'Death Scene Wednesday'?
No? fuck it. Here's one anyway.

"Hard Ticket to Hawaii" not allowed, m'kay?

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unclepills, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 14:46, Share, Reply)

That man is clearly in "beard face."

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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 18:17, Share, Reply)

still, at least he managed to get a wank in at 1:00

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 10:42, Share, Reply)

You see the thing about Black Holes is... They're black.
And the thing about space is...

^ That's the first ever image of ~~your mum~~ a Black Hole.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 14:30, Share, Reply)

~~mum a Black Hole~~ nan's macular degeneration
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 14:33, Share, Reply)

Your Nan..
Wet or dry?

eh?
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unclepills, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 14:44, Share, Reply)

"Bucket of KY for unclepills please°

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 10 Apr 2019, 17:01, Share, Reply)

3,000,000 times bigger than the earth...
and they still can't get the bloody thing in focus. What are we paying these people for?!
(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 14:44, Share, Reply)

Once you eat one star you just can't stop
Let's hope we can pick up a huge cosmic burp
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 15:43, Share, Reply)

Five of them at once..
(Sherbs, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 23:35, Share, Reply)

Predator with 8bit sfx

(ohidunno, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 11:20, Share, Reply)

I ain't got time to beep!

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 17:19, Share, Reply)

Ah, the long awaited Blood Dragon movie.

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jonbob loves you, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 18:01, Share, Reply)

I like this a lot.

(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 11 Apr 2019, 9:08, Share, Reply)

I'd forgen how bad music can be.
GC from 5 years ago, but worth another go, if only to remind you that whatever you're trying to do, it can't be worse than this.

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The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 9:18, Share, Reply)

Thanks for this
I'm going to have to claw my ears out now.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 10:01, Share, Reply)

Oh, always happy to help.

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The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 10:18, Share, Reply)

SORRY, WHAT?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 13:26, Share, Reply)

Jaysus O_o
I'm liking this only to increase awareness that owning a beret does not make your thoughts deep.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 11:20, Share, Reply)

That is pretty scat
ological
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 12:29, Share, Reply)

She does appear to sing
"enema" at one point...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 20:31, Share, Reply)

Freeform rap, MmmmMMm...Nice
Ah, no, what's the other thing... bloody awful
(MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 13:34, Share, Reply)

Managed to reach 8:39
Something about video, then I had to give up.
I'm ok, but I'm gonna lie down now just to be sure.
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Mex3 =mememe, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 13:37, Share, Reply)

Respect
I gave up at about three minutes in and then discovered there were 7 more minutes of music hell.
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kingjay umpfh, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 18:51, Share, Reply)

I think she was trying to do this.
https://b3ta.com/links/1327578
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 1:17, Share, Reply)

Vegan rap is a close contender
of the worst you can do:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qACxfKB3iP4
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kingjay umpfh, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 18:54, Share, Reply)

Best* death scene ever
_{^{*not guaranteed.}}

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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 9:10, Share, Reply)

That is ART!
I guess YOU wouldn't understand...
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 9:14, Share, Reply)

This is fantastic

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 12:20, Share, Reply)

I like how sometimes the bullets make holes
Sometimes they do not
(horrid, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 12:23, Share, Reply)

I like how every time she fires...
... she closes her eyes. It's a wonder she ever hits him at all, even at that range.

Fun fact: Schwarzenegger got the part of the Terminator in part because he trained himself for the audition to (a) fire a gun without flinching or blinking in any way and (b) reload without looking at the weapon.
(SonofRojBlake, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 13:47, Share, Reply)

Roger Moore never got out of the habit of blinking
Some Bond films have him blinking, some have him miming with sounds and flashes added post.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 19:12, Share, Reply)

Spolier alert: He dies in the end*
*not guaranteed.

edit: yes. 'spolier'
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unclepills, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 14:41, Share, Reply)

You've spolied it now.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 10 Apr 2019, 17:31, Share, Reply)

Is that the Turkish cinema equivalent of the Wilhem Scream?

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 20:38, Share, Reply)

Ten hour version needed
(Sherbs, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 23:32, Share, Reply)

Is that Rowan Atkinson in Johnny English 4 struck again and not reborn?

(Clying Crayon draws the wrong conclusion, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 3:48, Share, Reply)

Frank Sidebottom - Space is Ace

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 1:46, Share, Reply)

Love it.
I think I was too young to appreciate Frank the first time round. He really was brilliant.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 10:22, Share, Reply)

He was a brilliant ventriloquist too
You never saw his lips move.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 15:31, Share, Reply)

Hmm.

(Leemondus, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 12:31, Share, Reply)

Live, Wed 11:30 PM, SpaceX Falcon HEAVY launch
Edit: SCRUB for today. Due to wind.

Maybe tomorrow, at about 6:30pm UK.

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The big one. Second launch of the most powerful rocket that exists- the thing that sent a Tesla car to Mars.

Expect to see the three hoverslam booster landings - two side-by-side at Cape Kennedy, one on a ship.

First block 5 Falcon Heavy. Commercial telecommunications satellite to GTO for Arabsat.

Liftoff currently scheduled for 22:35 UTC, April 10th 2019. (That's half eleven at night, in real money.)

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 0:58, Share, Reply)

Black hole, live, Wed 2PM
Press conference; set a reminder maybe. Today, we may see the first ever pictures of a black hole - taken by the Event Horizon Telescope^wiki, which combines observations from around the world to make an effective lens the size of our planet - aka "interferometry".

Here's what we might see, by Veritasium.

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 0:39, Share, Reply)

Well, i guess Einstein was right.

Here's the Time Magazine article.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 15:08, Share, Reply)

Einstein was probably one of them.

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JamTallons, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 16:24, Share, Reply)

Mayoral debate takes an interesting turn

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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 0:04, Share, Reply)

Matt Damon.

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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 6:56, Share, Reply)

"c'mon Matt Damon get me outta here"
lol
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 9:16, Share, Reply)

Pearly Shells
from the ocean

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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 9 Apr 2019, 23:12, Share, Reply)

clearly the karaoke night for every future conchology conference now has a new song

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 8:10, Share, Reply)

Apparently it's an old Hawaiian song
but still likely to warm the cockles of their bivalve heart.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 9:25, Share, Reply)

Every Kiwi kid knows this song
As famous as 10 Guitars
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simbosan liked your link on, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 10:05, Share, Reply)

Cultural appropriation gone mad

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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 13:31, Share, Reply)

Is it a Howard Jones cover?
PITS.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 19:23, Share, Reply)

Spring is coming
Ad for Britbox, that BBC/ITV streaming thing

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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Tue 9 Apr 2019, 21:57, Share, Reply)

~~Brit~~ Shit
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Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 9 Apr 2019, 22:17, Share, Reply)

Streaming
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unclepills, Tue 9 Apr 2019, 23:08, Share, Reply)

Well I thought it was mildly entertaining and quite well done.

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 9 Apr 2019, 23:43, Share, Reply)

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