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Kind of drone ambient this one
I made this!
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quackpipe isn't shouting he's just saying, Wed 26 Jun 2019, 15:42,
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Like this muchly.
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S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 26 Jun 2019, 19:24,
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Excellent, really nice sound
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Jun 2019, 23:33,
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Nice
Good for this sunny morning
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Sherbs, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 10:22,
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awesome
this is festival grade chill stage material!
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spiderboy, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 13:52,
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Cheers all! Appreciate the feedback :)
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quackpipe isn't shouting he's just saying, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 14:14,
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A cicada fungus contains chemicals similar to those found in hallucinogenic mushrooms
"The fungus causes cicadas to lose their limbs and eccentric behavior sets in: Males try to mate with everything they encounter, although the fungus has consumed their genitals and butts."
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 26 Jun 2019, 13:58,
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Revolting and interesting.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 1:06,
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Dunno
I made this!
Title describes it really. Messing about on Logic and this popped out. Not usually one for poppy stuff but it made me tap my toes so thought I'd share :)
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Leemondus, Wed 26 Jun 2019, 12:03,
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PanPan
I made this!
Man tries to demonstrate his musical pan to his friends. Weird sketch I helped out on.
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dogfood, Wed 26 Jun 2019, 9:11,
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well that's completely fucked
in a good way
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 26 Jun 2019, 10:48,
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impressive snot
should have been posted on May day
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 26 Jun 2019, 19:32,
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Panman was excellent
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 26 Jun 2019, 23:26,
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In his defence, he does love animals.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 25 Jun 2019, 22:24,
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but only white animals like swans and samoyeds
you get one black swan move in and the whole character of the neighbourhood goes to ruin. Bread theft goes up and suddenly you can only buy filthy black swan food on the high street. They take over and breed their huge broods of black cygnets. I had two in the back of my cab, I couldn't even understand their foreign honking but they looked like they were up to something
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 26 Jun 2019, 0:44,
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Confirmed racist is a bit racist.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 26 Jun 2019, 1:06,
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does he though? or is it just another thing he says to annoy meat eaters/bullfighting fans/etc
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Jun 2019, 6:49,
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'Everyone' is a bit of a reach. But I think it's fair to say that most people naturally have a preference for partners with a common ethnic origin.
There's nothing wrong with that. Caucasian Northwestern European women are more sexually appealing to me than Black East African women. That's not to say that I think that Black women are unattractive - they're just not my bag, man.
If course, you'll always have morons that have convinced themselves that your sexual preferences are entirely a matter of choice, and that you're a massive fucking racist if you allow ethnicity to be a deciding factor in sexual attraction regardless of whether it's positive or negative one.
And let's be honest here, Moya Lothian-McLean's ethnicity, and the fact that some white men to have a proclivity towards women of Caribbean origin (those dirty fucking racists!) is the least of her worries if her pillow talk is anything to go by.
Who knows what the fuck Morrisey really thinks? I'm in absolute agreement with him about a third of the time. A third of the time I think he's talking utter bollocks, and the other third I'm pretty sure just Morrisey being inflammatory and winding up the lefties for a bit of fun.
I suspect that deep down, most people agree with a lot of what he says, though - whether they can admit it to themselves or not.
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Huw Edwards Yer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Wed 26 Jun 2019, 7:38,
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Did he mention sex then at all?
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benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 26 Jun 2019, 8:56,
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Doesn't look like he was talking about sexual preference
but in any case human population is becoming more mixed. And human evolution has seen a lot of mixing, including interfucking with Neanderthals and Denisovans
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 26 Jun 2019, 9:00,
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And see where that got us.
The country's in a terrible state.
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Tusk knows where you live, Wed 26 Jun 2019, 14:48,
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I blame homo heidelbergensis for all of this
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$$ ✅, Wed 26 Jun 2019, 15:02,
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I blame the LUCA, to be honest
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 26 Jun 2019, 15:40,
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I'm going to go back in time and destroy every prokaryotic microbe and put an end to all this madness
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$$ ✅, Wed 26 Jun 2019, 16:05,
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Alright, Suzanne Vega
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97800, Wed 26 Jun 2019, 20:05,
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According to (a) theory, one's standards of sexual attractriveness are determined at least partly in early childhood and emerges from an average of the faces we encounter. Therefore, if, as has certainly been the case for most of history, we tend to be surrounded by people of the same ethnic background when we're growing up, we will favour people from that background as adults.
However, it's not a necessary or 'inbuilt' thing, and as society becomes more multicultural and we are surrounded by more ethnicities (both in people we actually encounter and those we see in media), this effect will weaken.
So whilst old fuckers like Mozza, and possibly a lot of the people on B3ta, may naturally have a preference for partners with a common ethnic origin, younger people who have grown up in a much more multi cultural society, and a much wider variety of ethnicity on tv, film etc., will probably exhibit this effect to a lesser extent. And probably think we're all big old racists because of this.
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FridgeBadger, Wed 26 Jun 2019, 9:47,
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I'm down with this, because I loooooove animals, stupid.
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97800, Wed 26 Jun 2019, 7:56,
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Is Morrisey racialising again?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 26 Jun 2019, 13:25,
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Gah!
A fail link!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Jun 2019, 18:04,
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I've always thought he was a cunt.
But I've warmed up to him since he started trolling the snowflakes.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 26 Jun 2019, 20:55,
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I don't think that's his intention, but I don't know.
And neither do you, unless you... are... Morrissey himself.
Actually, that explains a lot.
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 26 Jun 2019, 23:27,
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No I don't think he's really trolling.
He does seem genuinely in earnest about his rather unpalatable beliefs. I'm entertained by the way he's permanently beyond parody... any time you think you have a handle on how best to take the piss, he manages to come up with an even more ingenious way to be a bell end, and everyone loses their minds.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 10:50,
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Burglar burgled while in prison for burglary
Karma
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Tue 25 Jun 2019, 21:57,
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Nice twist on "Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?"
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 25 Jun 2019, 22:28,
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did somebody say custard?
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 26 Jun 2019, 16:35,
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Du fick7 av 10!
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Tusk knows where you live, Tue 25 Jun 2019, 21:11,
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9/10
Got number 7 wrong.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 25 Jun 2019, 21:15,
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inexcusable
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 25 Jun 2019, 22:29,
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Me too
Also got the first one wrong tho' :-(
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Boot I want to know what you meant, Wed 26 Jun 2019, 0:20,
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9/11
Got two towers wrong
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 25 Jun 2019, 21:30,
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5/7
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 25 Jun 2019, 22:25,
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Minas Tirith is not in Sweden or Chernobyl
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 25 Jun 2019, 22:30,
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Du fick8 av 10
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Tue 25 Jun 2019, 22:02,
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7/10
mainly going by vegetation and how new shit looks
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 26 Jun 2019, 10:34,
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8/10
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 26 Jun 2019, 10:41,
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Unexpected item in bagging area.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 25 Jun 2019, 19:54,
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Boris Runner
I made this!
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Jun 2019, 12:14,
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oooh, fancy twitter embeds, someone's been busy
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Jun 2019, 12:24,
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What magic is this?
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dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 25 Jun 2019, 14:52,
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remember how nice Hunt was to Murdoch when the BSkyB bid was going through
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benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 25 Jun 2019, 12:57,
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Hunt has lost
Because you win these days if people are talking about you.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 25 Jun 2019, 14:20,
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Sad face
:(
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 25 Jun 2019, 16:00,
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I reckon it will be close
Plenty more shit to be thrown
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benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 25 Jun 2019, 17:13,
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no matter how much you enhance there's nothing more to see
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 25 Jun 2019, 16:43,
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are you talking about Boris or the photo?
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Jun 2019, 16:53,
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that's the joke m8
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 25 Jun 2019, 17:04,
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had to check
it's my own fault for not bothering to enhance the image (or start with a degraded version of the photo)
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Jun 2019, 17:14,
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you could always transpose into this :D
L is for Labour...
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 26 Jun 2019, 10:47,
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Boards of Canada - Societas x
A fantastic set by Boards of Canada from Warp Records 30th anniversary.
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smiggy, Tue 25 Jun 2019, 10:03,
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Cheers. Love the Boards
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 25 Jun 2019, 20:55,
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Legend
Cheers for this!
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SimianKid internet faffer, Wed 26 Jun 2019, 10:41,
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Unilad? Really?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 25 Jun 2019, 4:16,
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Thieving cunts
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 25 Jun 2019, 7:05,
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They're the modern day ebaumsworld
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 25 Jun 2019, 13:12,
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The animations are so RANDOM, though.
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Huw Edwards Yer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Tue 25 Jun 2019, 7:26,
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Well plastic
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97800, Tue 25 Jun 2019, 8:44,
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unilad tech even i'm thinking the channel mainly involves iphones and burning things
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Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Tue 25 Jun 2019, 10:48,
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The unsolved mystery of Peter Bergmann
And a new 3-part podcast about the case
soundcloud.com/irishtimes-atlantic
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 24 Jun 2019, 22:00,
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I spent a night in Sligo and I wanted to off myself too
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 25 Jun 2019, 3:34,
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Biker Riker
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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 24 Jun 2019, 21:22,
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Twitter embeds?
What is this fresh madness?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 24 Jun 2019, 21:55,
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Damn
Next thing you know there'll be word wrap
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 24 Jun 2019, 22:06,
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Hey, let's not get silly now
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 24 Jun 2019, 22:24,
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If you fancy giving in to total madness
Soundcloud, Vimeo, Youtu.be and spotify tracks mostly work
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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 24 Jun 2019, 22:29,
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FUCKING HELL
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 25 Jun 2019, 7:06,
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Indeed.
I go to some lengths to avoid shit like tracking cookies, 1x1 gifs etc. Could we please, pretty please dispense with this sort of thing? Youtube is bad enough.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 25 Jun 2019, 1:21,
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You can disable embeds in your profile.
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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 25 Jun 2019, 7:01,
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Yeah but I’m resigned to the fact that YT already knows everything about me
It’s twatter that I have an issue with
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jonbob loves you, Tue 25 Jun 2019, 18:36,
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Oh good. Apostrophes are borked now.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 25 Jun 2019, 21:18,
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Give with one hand
Take with the other
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 25 Jun 2019, 22:44,
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Ghostery mate
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 25 Jun 2019, 7:06,
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Loose headset
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97800, Tue 25 Jun 2019, 9:05,
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what time is it?
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 24 Jun 2019, 21:16,
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He swear he nice but frog know he nice
m.youtube.com/watch?v=7Fv3Q0UjP_Q
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 24 Jun 2019, 22:04,
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Inspiring inspirational posters for posting
NSFW
Inspirational quotes over stock images of people taking a dump
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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Mon 24 Jun 2019, 16:26,
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Because of you I didn't gave up.
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97800, Mon 24 Jun 2019, 19:29,
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I can't think of a single reason
Why anyone would need so many stock images of people on the shitter
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 24 Jun 2019, 20:51,
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similar reasons to having so many hand car washes and vape shops i would imagine
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 24 Jun 2019, 21:13,
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You need to cover all demographics and the full range of Bristol stool scale.
Also it's no longer acceptable to use chimps.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 24 Jun 2019, 22:30,
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Perverts
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 25 Jun 2019, 1:07,
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Remember Fritz was Sh8T at catching food?...
Well he still is and its still funny
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Really?, Mon 24 Jun 2019, 15:35,
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This is a classic lab trick
as long as you are using food to teach them, it serves them best not to learn. It's like believing in Father Xmas and as soon as you don't, the presents start drying up.
e.g. My dog learning to get constant biscuits: www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3Q1OO0VFhw
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unclepills, Tue 25 Jun 2019, 10:38,
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Aye, no chat like. Just thought it was a cool image.
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colmcq2, Mon 24 Jun 2019, 14:29,
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Reminds me Crafty from Grant Morrison's Animal Man

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I F Hobo then {steal bindle}, Mon 24 Jun 2019, 15:14,
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These constant edgy Sonic reboots are getting pretty tiresome
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97800, Mon 24 Jun 2019, 19:31,
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SQUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIDDDD
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 24 Jun 2019, 14:01,
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Quick!
Call Squid Squad!
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crab_bloke), Tue 25 Jun 2019, 14:58,
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At least he didn't blame a dingo
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 24 Jun 2019, 14:05,
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it's hardly "one of the most appalling cases" of neglect, as the judge surmised
it was dead already. it's not like it can be killed twice. just because the mum's gone mental after a stillbirth and formed some strange attachment to the dead foetus, doesn't mean everbody else has to play along. It was either going to go in dirt hole or be barbecued anyway, she wasn't going to keep it on the mantlepiece for it to rot
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 25 Jun 2019, 4:01,
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The judge obviously didn't watch the clumsy Ghanaian pallbearers
who brought mirth to millions around the world.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 25 Jun 2019, 9:27,
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