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This is a link post Best of all the driving through girls dormitory walls music videos
Zodiac Mindwarp & the Love Reaction - Prime Mover
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 20:52, Reply)
This is a link post Indie Game Review: Shrine of the God-Ape I made this!
Platformy fun... with gun monkeys! Enjoyed this one!
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Lucky for you I popped in the pub on the way home

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Kunty Kong

(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post What. A. Cunt.

(Huw Edwards Yer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post It takes a special form of twat...
Pity they didn't publish a pic of her instead of the dead woman.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post What for? Cyclist vigilantism?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post So everyone can tut at her at the bus stop

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 29 Jun 2019, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 29 Jun 2019, 21:16, Reply)
This is a link post Algonory - Episode 2 - Alice through the Scrying Glass by Algo Carroll I made this!
this one gets a bit trippy towards the end
(shardcore, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 10:56, Reply)
This is a link post So this is a thing
weirdo dancing

I have literally no idea

For anyone that can't be bothered, go to about the 2:30 mark. Trust me.
(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 2:47, Reply)
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we are but tourists who can only stand in vacant-eyed wonder before the semiotics of a foreign civilization with incommunicable hang-ups, i expect
 (ozof, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 5:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Virgins.
That's what.
 (Huw Edwards Yer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 6:35, Reply)
This is a normal post why the fuck does this even have any clicks?

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 8:00, Reply)
This is a normal post early onset Parkinson's
is a terrible disease
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 28 Jun 2019, 9:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice dancing.
Very impressive.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree!

(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought the first guy was very good

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 29 Jun 2019, 0:02, Reply)
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You would love it if they were young asian girls
 (loci, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 17:37, Reply)
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aye, I know Polysics. Tom from JPU has signed them to his European label
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody Hell
Been keeping this in your 'secret place.'
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 22:06, Reply)
This is a link post Maradona - Life is Life
Watched the rather good new film about Maradona.
It reminded me of some great footage of him.
Prior to a UEFA Cup semi-final, sacking off the warm-up routine, and having a little dance and showing of his skills instead.
(I helped save b3ta! smiggy, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 2:43, Reply)
This is a normal post he's starting to get his buzz on

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 30 Jun 2019, 3:11, Reply)
This is a normal post A great player indeed
He wasn't using his hand here though
 (Sherbs, Sun 30 Jun 2019, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post or coveting Islas Malvinas

(WinnieTheTurd, Mon 1 Jul 2019, 12:58, Reply)
This is a link post Have a soshal meeja embed cos b3ta is so down wiv da kidz.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Gazza is 52
Still time, Snoop.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 0:33, Reply)
This is a normal post He got a picture of Gazza from 2014.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Must be true.
I mean, I've smoked a ton of weed and I only look 30, and I'm... errr, you know, emmmm... what was I talking about again?
 (suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 1:43, Reply)
This is a normal post So, long term abuse of both substances causes severe and irreversible damage to cognitive ability.
That's the point he's trying to make, right?
 (Huw Edwards Yer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 6:44, Reply)
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Just living does that anyway:


 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck.
Just as well I asked my my 25% pay increase this year then, while I'm still somewhat peaking...
 (Huw Edwards Yer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post In your 80s you'll at least be able swear reasonably well at scammers

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post LOL SACS

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post The actual difference depends on whether people think much anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 16:33, Reply)
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Candles!
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 29 Jun 2019, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post No way, I look far better than that.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think Gazza's problem was alcohol in general.
He'd have been fine if he cut out the lager, and stuck to gin and juice.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 29 Jun 2019, 10:22, Reply)
This is a link post Some Hawaiian Acid Folk for a Thursday evening
Seven points if you can identify where I heard it.
(InflammableHound may be recorded for training porpoises, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post That's lovely
I think you heard it on YouTube, evidently! Had to grab a copy of bandcamp, this is really nice
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post glorious!

(ozof, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 6:57, Reply)
This is a normal post That was good...
Klik
 (I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 12:33, Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbX6lm-DZ4g
 (Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post So completely hatstand wonderful!
I want one.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 17:32, Reply)
This is a link post An interesting video on tuning

Well, I thought it was interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post fascinating

(ozof, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 6:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Very, very cool.

(Huw Edwards Yer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 7:10, Reply)
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Interesting video. There is a reply from Frusciante's guitar tech in the YouTube comments saying the recorded tuning must have been an accident, and for live performances he always tuned to a guitar tuner!
 (abc, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post That's rather interesting

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 29 Jun 2019, 8:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I notice a lot of guitarists have a conundrum with the B string

(Sherbs, Mon 1 Jul 2019, 1:26, Reply)
This is a link post Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace
Edit: Launch was delayed until Saturday 29th 04:30 GMT, "due to the need to conduct additional checks on ground equipment".

Space news channel; genuinely interesting and not clickbaity.
Anton is a little-known YouTuber, posting high-quality content almost every day. He's on that borderline of "can YouTube be my full-time job" - ie he makes $250-500/week... do you risk it...
I like that he's keeping it real; his info is quality, and well-explained. I think he deserves more subbies.
The specific linked vid is just today's example only. Plenty more where it came from.

Also, LIVE LAUNCH TONITE Electron, New Zealand, if you're awake at 04:30. Here.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post This live streaming nonsense is a trap set by the BBC to catch you streaming things live

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 21:46, Reply)
This is a link post Does the Metro really not know what these people are doing with baloons

(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 16:31, Reply)
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Having a party?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Of course they do.
They're just trying to be 'random' or 'yolo' or whatever the kids are calling it these days.
 (Huw Edwards Yer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post You're going to have to tell me
What do young people do with balloons these days
 (Gusofnavarone always makes a map of france from sarnies, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Huffing nitrous maybe?

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 17:01, Reply)
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There was a ravey tune in GTA4 (I think?or 5?) about nitrous.
On the radio thingy.
Frankly I tried to find it, wanted to post a link here, couldn't find it, thought someone might know what I'm talking about.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Carly Rae Jepsen's lesszzz

(97800, Sat 29 Jun 2019, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Obvious clickbait is obvious.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Metro doing a lol news story pretending it doesn't know what these people are doing.
"Hey we're down with the kids" But actually dropping a load of young people in it with no thought to long term consequences with employers etc. Narks.
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 5 Jul 2019, 14:22, Reply)
This is a link post Algonory - Episode 1 - The Faraway Chair by Algo Blyton (1968) I made this!
I trained a neural network on Enid Blyton, this is what happened.
(shardcore, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I would have watched it
but it looked too much like smearballs had edited the video of Nick Clegg apologising about tuition fees.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 21:49, Reply)
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Lovely stuff and true to the original style.
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 23:10, Reply)
This is a link post Safe hands
Great advertisement for immigrants. Also top captioning from Beeb at 0.28
(I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Makes you fucking sick doesn't it?
All these bloody immigrants coming over here, catching babies.
 (Huw Edwards Yer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post he probably would've eaten it if no-one was around

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post You can see the others rushing to see if more babies get handed out

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post a Muslim child being left alone without any attention you say?
colour me surprised
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Thu 27 Jun 2019, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Me and my pals used to play on building sites when I were a nipper
I'm about as Muslim as a wombat. Are you suggesting that Muslims tend to be negligent parents? Because I'm not sure where the correlation is.
I know fucking *loads* of negligent parents, and to the best of my knowledge, none of them are particularly familiar with the teachings of the Quran.
 (Huw Edwards Yer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post just trolling

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Thu 27 Jun 2019, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post alright Morrissey, you vile whining cunt

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 27 Jun 2019, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post It’s just a prank bro!
The whine of utter dickheads all over the internet.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post well it's not just a prank bro
my use of the phrase 'just trolling' is a simplification. excuse me for not being allowed to say an offensive joke here
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Sat 29 Jun 2019, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post What joke?

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 29 Jun 2019, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sorry you don't understand
what I did there. Or maybe pretend not to understand. Just label me Islamophobic or a bad person. It's easier than me trying to explain
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Sat 29 Jun 2019, 15:27, Reply)
This is a link post Creepy & Strange NSFW
is it nsfw? Im not sure. Might be
(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 26 Jun 2019, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post They appeared to have just been part of some tragic event.
After being wrapped in metallic space blankets to prevent shock, they decided to erect a makeshift performance venue. Which of course was the perfect opportunity to ask the pizza delivery man if he'd like to join in.
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 26 Jun 2019, 23:13, Reply)
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it was filmed in the dark haired ones mums house in nottingham... she probably grows cannabis in it.
 (swank, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post It's believed that Prof Stephen Hawking was a big fan of Soft Hair
and named his last theory after them. Who knows?

Connan Mockasin and LA Priest have great individual albums as well.
 (plankton, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 6:36, Reply)
This is a link post Ready for this?
The mid-interview melt-down and almost disturbing Boris Johnson interview was DEFINITELY going to be picked up all across social media because her pretty much had a full-on "moment".

Due to all the reaction around it however, Google searches for "Boris bus" now return THIS interview and not the whole "let's give the EU money to the NHS" bus.

Clever SEO advice?

We'll never know, but this is where the rabbit hole begins.

With people talking about it being an SEO trick, it's getting even more traction... round and round we go.
 (GeeFunk, Wed 26 Jun 2019, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post What, a politician is a cunt you say?
Stop the fucking presses. They're all cunts.
 (suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Wed 26 Jun 2019, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post BORED NOW.

(Huw Edwards Yer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Wed 26 Jun 2019, 22:15, Reply)
This is a normal post That's all very good and well, BUT WHEN WAS THE PHOTO TAKEN?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 26 Jun 2019, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post except people are still posting pictures labelled Boris Bus like this one of Boris with the brexit lies bus. Borisbus #borisbus

so I wouldn't worry about his lies being forgotten
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Jun 2019, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post The lies will be blamed on the EU, everyone who voted brexit will lap it up

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 9:17, Reply)
This is a normal post See? This is why I think twitter embeds are bad.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 26 Jun 2019, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 26 Jun 2019, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post True dat.
It's bad enough that all of the meeja seem to think that people on twitter are important enough to be quoted on every single fucking story, now we've got to put up with the same cunts in what was previously a safe(ish) space.

Where will this evil end? Trump tweets posted on the board every time he has a brainfart? Instagram links to pictures of cats eating slugs? Will we be having a youtube makeup tutorial thursday? If so, I'll be using makeup, but not on my face. YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT! (like and subscribe etc)
 (suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Wed 26 Jun 2019, 23:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking ^this
If I wanted to know what was going on on Twitter, I’d visit Twitter. Or the BBC News.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post You should have limited your contextualising
to 280 characters. On twitter.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 1:27, Reply)
This is a normal post shut up m8

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 1:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm out of the country at the moment
So keeping up with the shit show that is UK politics is even harder than usual, but even taking that into account...

What the shuddering fuck are you banging on about? Has your tinfoil hat slipped off or something?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 5:13, Reply)
This is a normal post ignoring the twitter link
This blog entry was highlighted by a uk politics journalist yesterday. Basically, speculation that recent comments by a candidate for leader of the conservative party might have been intended to skew search engine results away from decisions/activities in their past.
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 8:14, Reply)
This is a normal post David Cameron's pig story must be an SEO cover up
of a much worse incident involving a pig
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post even though it wasn't there's no harm in concocting such a story and spreading the rumour for research is there?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post *contacts some Russians and Snopes*

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 6:40, Reply)
This is a normal post not sure what the worse version would be, involving piglets perhaps?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 8:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.
Born from a union with a sow. Only to be eaten later. Alive.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
The mid-interview melt-down and almost disturbing Boris Johnson interview was DEFINITELY going to be picked up all across social media because her pretty much had a full-on "moment".

Due to all the reaction around it however, Google searches for "Boris bus" now return THIS interview and not the whole "let's give the EU money to the NHS" bus.

Clever SEO advice?

We'll never know, but this is where the rabbit hole begins.

With people talking about it being an SEO trick, it's getting even more traction... round and round we go.



da da da da-da-da da-da da da YEAH

 (Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 27 Jun 2019, 7:45, Reply)
This is a normal post It's just a dead cat strategy (Lynton Crosby)
Not convinced that the SEO impact would have been the #1 priority, even though it's plausible
 (I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 8:59, Reply)
This is a normal post The NHS bus did him no harm whatsoever amongst brexicunts or Tory party members
Everyone else thought he was s cunt already
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 27 Jun 2019, 9:02, Reply)

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