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This is a link post Someone on b3ta should make a video for this
I am collecting tracks which should by rights have an animated video made by someone on here, if people still do that in 2019.

Please give me your suggestions for things to add.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, Flash is technically still a thing until December 2020.
I reckon this would work.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Added!
Don't need to be flash vids of course.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Dead Penguin
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0cUt0NZfac
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 14:57, Reply)
This is a link post Compulsory Drone registration in the U.K.
Not sure how it would be enforced, but if you have bitchy neighbours I guess they could dob you in.
 Title:
Drone registration made compulsory as UK scheme launches


 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 8:32, Reply)
This is a normal post 25 days to the deadline
and the first I hear of it is through B3ta.

Say what you like about the present Government, they are on top of communications.
 (I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post If only all governments would communicate with the electorate exclusively via b3ta.com.

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 5 Nov 2019, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't encourage Boris to come here
He probably draws cocks on everything already*.



*Ignoring the 3ppb AND magenta rules.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 5 Nov 2019, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah you just know he's all self indulgent
and does the thing in purple, with 3 balls per pube.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post
Potential lifetime imprisonment in the Bangkok Hilton courtesy of the Generals in Thailand left ours at home.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Wed 6 Nov 2019, 2:33, Reply)
This is a normal post someone told me that I needed to register my drone, but I replied that it technically depends on what you mean by register
for example, if I'm walking down the street and I see a bee then I have registered that bee, in the sense of acknowledging the existence of the aforementioned insect by virtue of a visual sighting. One doesn't need to physically record something to register it. Many people think the incessant buzz of a bee comes from simply the action of its flying, but the bee is able to modify the frequency of its wingbeats to increase or lower the buzz, irrespective of intention to travel. Why it does so remains a mystery, but scientists speculate that it is a way of conveying information to other bees or to warn potential threats. You might say the bees change their register. If bees were able to speak english they would probably say something like "nectar! nectar! nectar! ...Gigantic shape moving near nest!" rather than engage in a philosophical discussion on the nature of their work. Most bees are identical sisters of one another, gentically speaking. They even finish each other's sentences. Once I was stung by a bee in the hand. The wind was extremely strong that day and I think it flew into me by accident, though I guess I'll never learn its true intention as I crushed it to death soon afterwards as it lingered on my hand. Some buddhists in tibet refuse to kill insects as they might be a reincarnated relative according to their particular religious doctrine, however I can't imagine Tibet gets an awful lot of insects being mostly 3000m above sea level and cold, so it's not quite the sacrifice that a buddhist might make living in australia where flies are crawling into your mouth as soon as you get out of the taxi from the airport. This might be why the buddhism did well in tibet instead of sub-saharan africa. Likewise you don't get a lot of muslims amongst the polynesians, who seem overly fond of pork. Anyway I told my friend that I don't own an un-piloted remote controlled quadcopter, so registering my drone is somewhat of a moot point
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 6 Nov 2019, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post PARKLIFE!

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 6 Nov 2019, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Cumquat may was speaking as the whistle went and gets two points.
*applause*
Now the scores from Samantha.
 (I helped save b3ta! antmulder Flick your icefloss, Wed 6 Nov 2019, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahah!!

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 6 Nov 2019, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
repetition of "register"

where are the fucking buzzers anyway.?
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Thu 7 Nov 2019, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Did a kid burn your neck?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 6 Nov 2019, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Where did all the paragraphs go???

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 6 Nov 2019, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Done it and paid my £9
The main point is to get you to stick a registration number on your machines, the other part is promising to be good.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 6 Nov 2019, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post " !"
and it works in print too.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 7:40, Reply)
This is a normal post is that not just tensorflow on its own though?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 7:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy candles day

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 9:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it wise to have open flames near a zeppelin?
Happy candles!
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candles...from my own private candles!

(I helped save b3ta! Really?, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candles to you too, older twin!

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Many happy candles to you both :)

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post kewl beans, uh, I mean, candles

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post *isolates the phone ringing at the end of Life On Mars to use as a ringtone*

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 9:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds pretty awful
Reminds me of trying to understand people in Skype meetings. Impressive stuff but yeah, nah
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post That's probably related to what Neil Young feels about audio encoding
on the Conan O'Brien podcast this week.

Compression is good enough for us Philistines.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Best thing here is hitting play on the lyrics and backing track
Slightly out of sync
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Sadly
I did exactly the same
 (I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Now with extra web frontend
melody.ml/
 (I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 6 Nov 2019, 12:18, Reply)
This is a link post Monkey eats bananas
Eats bananas that he stole from your house.
(Tivert, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 3:34, Reply)
This is a normal post OH!
Those are her knees!
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, yeah...
...same thought...

(for the OP: I do like this...)
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 22:02, Reply)
This is a link post a new music film I made this!
(I'm aware that this board has become a bit of a platform for some people to advertise their videos etc, but I promise I have nothing for sale or to click on or favourite)

RIP Gay Byrne, a brilliant soul
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah no,
reading this post just now is how I learnt the news about Gaybo.
Edit: fffffiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrre!!!!!!!!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 0:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sorry about that

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 7:42, Reply)
This is a normal post HAPPY B3taday!

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Frrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
There's fucking candles Fred.

CANDLES I TELL YA!
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 0:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey, I grow up so fast
or whatever the opposite is
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 7:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Wohoo candles

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 6:35, Reply)
This is a normal post i like this
and merry candlemass to you
 (I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 8:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Ta and ta

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 8:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Broeken link fixed, just in case
youtu.be/GUlmCyCm7Fg
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 6 Nov 2019, 9:15, Reply)
This is a link post Infinite Delivery I made this!
Yes, I'm back and posting Tweets again to get around the "tiny" GIF limitation. Hello
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello (again)

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello
shouldn't a pic be on /board?
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a video
Could be a GIF but it's too big for the board, and it loops so not suitable for Youtube
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post How big
Is big in this case?
 (I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 7:01, Reply)
This is a normal post 3mb is what I aim for with GIFs now
The board limit is 1mb. I could make it smaller in resolution, but it'd be comically small relative to the size of people's screens nowaday. I could scale it up in HTML markup or make a small version with a link to a bigger one etc. but basically all this GIF optimising is such a faff
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Could be time to raise that limit on this site

(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 23:22, Reply)
This is a normal post raise it
RAISE IT
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 16 Nov 2019, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably
but we also like good things here, and it is good.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 23:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Aw thanks

(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post It's technically a link to a video
So it should be on /talk
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 6:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Very good indeed

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 8:47, Reply)
This is a link post Derek Findas: On the Spectrum
It's my Candlemas, so I'm posting this. I love it, but everyone I have shared it with has listed things they thought were good about it, and said they understand why I like it.

BUT YOU WILL LOVE IT TOO WONT YOU MMMNNN??
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post i went an had a go at that wino game
Ive never heard of it. its not bad.. Quite tricky. Better than technician frigging ted anyway! I hated Technician Ted the wanker
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 6 Nov 2019, 11:33, Reply)
This is a link post Game Frame! I made this!
Cool little thing a dude sells on fezbook.
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post RIP dean keaton

(97800, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 19:17, Reply)
This is a link post Free brolly innit. NSFW I made this!
This might be the best bit of swag in the world ever volume 2.
(835Rocks, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Would make a nice sequel to Antz

(I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
I've always felt that movie lacked cannibalism.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post ANTZ - Cordyceps edition

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Nov 2019, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Fascinating
Compare to Franklin's expedition. Kind of the same thing without the rescue plank.
 (I helped save b3ta! antmulder Flick your icefloss, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 23:52, Reply)
This is a link post Kids dystopian TV - The Tale of The Boozy Robot I made this!
Still misusing work software for my own thrills.

This is a kids story that tells the tale of a cat living on London´s mean streets.

Part 2-

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtJT3CGeNdg
(antopants hindercorp.org, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 10:00, Reply)
This is a link post Man takes on kangaroo NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 3 Nov 2019, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Kangaroos have a hard life Down Under
Ozzie arse-candles and their dogs frequently pissing them off / trying to kill them.

I heard from a mate that kangaroos have adapted by trying to murder the dogs, as seen in the video above, where the roo has the hound in a headlock and then tries to eviscerate it with kick.

Another trick SKippy has up his sleeve is to head for water, wade in, and then try to drown the dog when it enters the water. See here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FVwWffPTQw
 (I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 8:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Whoah

Interesting to see the different perspective.

Why can't we all just get along?
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 8:37, Reply)
This is a normal post How you doing?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm alright, cheers

You?
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm ok, thanks. I need to get a haircut. What style should I go for?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I wear a crew cut quite frequently

*bonus points if you know the book*
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 9:29, Reply)
This is a normal post My niece is called Phoebe. When they called her that everyone thought of Friends.
I mainly thought of that book and her broken record.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 6 Nov 2019, 0:12, Reply)
This is a normal post when you say adapted, I reckon it's more likely to be sharing the last 10000 years with dingoes rather than some pissed-up bush bogans pooches

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, it was 2016 - when mammals became aware of mortality and freaked out
www.nationalgeographic.com/news/2016/12/man-punches-kangaroo-saves-dog-australia/
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 9:34, Reply)
This is a link post A conversation down the pub tonight lead to this...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 3 Nov 2019, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck off Captain Beefheart
go and paint pictures, Nonetheless, I did the clicking.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 3 Nov 2019, 23:23, Reply)
This is a link post D'ohctor Freeman
Half Life Simpsons
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 3 Nov 2019, 17:16, Reply)
This is a link post Trump loves the NHS


(chompedhomas, Sun 3 Nov 2019, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Letterman stopped him explaining why they couldn’t have an NHS style system in the USA

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 3 Nov 2019, 15:51, Reply)
This is a link post The Rise of Sky-Trotters...TRAILER
A slightly quirker take on the final 'Rise of Skywalk' trailer...
(mr_mekon, Sun 3 Nov 2019, 12:27, Reply)
This is a link post Some nice birds


(Sherbs, Sun 3 Nov 2019, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Scrummy

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 3 Nov 2019, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Crunchy ?

(Sherbs, Sun 3 Nov 2019, 17:21, Reply)

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