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This is a link post Naked Gun moment at town meeting


(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 7:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Less potato quality with more accurate sumary.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kafVFxP3uaQ
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 8:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha excellent!

(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 9:03, Reply)
This is a normal post You have fallen for fake news.
You are a dangerous person who should not be trusted.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post So they added some fart noises.

(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 15:05, Reply)
This is a link post 5 levels of drinking
Can't do origami. Can do this.

One of the all-time great comedy routines.

(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Might go get a drink
What am I working for anyway?
(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, I get it. Why waste time making small talk with the doorman? I should just shut up and do my job, opening the door for you.

(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 8:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah!
I wondered why he looked familiar.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post That's him!

(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 18:32, Reply)
This is a link post Banjoverkill Do Rasputin Does Covid 19 I made this!
Quite pleased with this, though probably still needs more banjo.

(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post That was going quite well till you all started singing.

(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems harsh
The other three sing fine
(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post The banjos are good.
I've been down a bluegrass rabbit hole since someone posted a Billy Strings vid on here.
(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 23:05, Reply)
This is a link post Could be the Start of a New Campaign I made this!
Sorry!

That's what just one week of isolation can produce.

(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Er, okaaay

(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Divine.

(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 22:17, Reply)
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shades of Ivor Cutler
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 5:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Christmas No.1 in the bag

(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 9:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Erm...

(, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 17:04, Reply)
This is a link post First comedy night of the post-apocalypse


(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 20:58, Reply)
This is a link post Coronation. Street bass solo I made this!
Coronation Street bass solo
(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Urm...
I think the correct name is COVID-19-tion Street.

But I'll forgive you because of that tasty bass treat.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 10:40, Reply)
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I can see this going viral though
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Super =)
You stoned btw?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post The bass has been smoking again.

(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Both memorable
And touching.
(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post And memorable touching.

(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post ris?

(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post trailing the charging cable for his camera all the way to the top as well

(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm confused. The picture of the lad and his dad up a mountain?
RIS?
(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 20:53, Reply)
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...with his cock out. Christ, what happened to the B3ta I used to know?
(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post No, that's what I was looking for
I really was - promise! We're still here - I was just looking in the wrong place....
(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh!
I thought it was the mountains in the back that looked like breasts with nipples.

They looked so nice when you think of them that way that I didn't really want to look elsewhere.

I was like a giant lady had laid down and got covered in a dusting of snow.

No wonder that dad got his cock out.
(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post The failing eyesight of the middle aged

(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 9:05, Reply)
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Too much wanking no doubt
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post There's no such thing.

(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 17:30, Reply)
This is a link post Jellycam
Calm down and watch jellies

(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Wibble wobble, wibble wobble

(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 19:07, Reply)
This is a link post More New Age WTF-ery
All words, no meaning.
*Contains traces of poodle

(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
Total batshit. I have met far too many of that sort of person.

After a while, you recognise the look in the eyes of both the fools and the ones making money from the fools.
(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 20:50, Reply)
This is a link post Coronavirus data - Johns Hopkins University
[GC but still didn't get sufficient replies]

(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post 10th place and rising!
Come on, guys. We can do this!
(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!

(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I've played that!

(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Those red dots are in the middle of each counrty
Just move closer to the border.
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This is a normal post Ziiiiiiiiiing

(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post SPAM

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This is a normal post cheers

(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 15:26, Reply)
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Looks like Santa's got it up the North Pole!
(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I say!

(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post The only way to win is not to play...

(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Less graphics, more stats n stuff
www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/
(, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 9:54, Reply)
This is a link post 11 levels of origami
completely lost at level 4

(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Surely pipe cleaners would have been be easier.
Amazing design, not surprised he's a physicist.
(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant.
I can still make a 3d 6 pointed star off a classic bird base, which employs a lot of these folds, but to get legs that fine is amazing!
(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I can make a flapping crane with my eyes shut...
impressed many a girl, but never got me a lay...
(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 20:57, Reply)
This is a link post This I did not know
Star Trek's Data, (Brent Spiner) had a very different role on TV's Night Court.

(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Just saw this.
Did not even realize it was him.
(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Always seemed like a sound guy...

(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus. That's absolutely horrifying.

(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post You'd think there should be a law banning this kind of thing.

(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post FUCKING HELL

(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 10:54, Reply)
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Haven't they suffered enough?
(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish he'd recorded my song instead
carona, carona, you give me a boner
now that we're alone-a
I wanna rub you on me knob
carona, carona, don't play hard to get,
you make my sheets all wet,
from spit from out me gob
(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post *wipes away tear*

(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post What a tosser

(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post that's the beauty of self isolation, when he comes round they can all pretend they are not in

(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post if he stopped dying his hair he'd be a dead ringer for Savile I reckon

(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 10:36, Reply)
This is a link post Lucy the Elepehant Airbnb stays cancelled
The entire eastern seaboard of the United States has been decimated
(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 9:23, Reply)
This is a link post Nicely played


(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post beautiful

(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Social distancing guidelines

(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 9:29, Reply)
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How about a .50 BMG? For research purposes only you understand.
(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post You've done it!
Americans should be allowed weapons, but they can only kill within two meters. Makes sense, because it means you really must want to kill them if you get that close.

This might work! They can look cool as fuck too.
(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Meanwhile, in the Netherlands
www.bostonglobe.com/2020/03/16/marijuana/dutch-cafe-closures-spark-panic-buying-pot/
(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post When you come for my bog roll
I'd rather defend my stocks with a rifle than a cricket bat (ala Shaun of the Dead)
(, Wed 18 Mar 2020, 16:57, Reply)

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