I was referring to Nick G & Doctor Evil, not you
disgusting apple juice (cos it's cheap/always in surplus) + blackcurrent/mango/whatever else is cheap and in surplus drinks with disgusting aftertastes because of artificial sweeteners
( custard, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 11:13, Reply)

self righteous
well who's being self righteous..... I'm just saying we that we have a choice and shouldnt forget that we live in fortunate times and that i dont like offal...i dont like lots of other things including twin towns for example I mean twin towns I ask you...what's the fucking point I mean even offal and stuff like that has a purpose... it's purpose being that its BAD...and without BAD how could we have GOOD ( ask the catholics, theyve been going on about this for ages) flip sides of the same divine coin..... same applies to music, pleasure/pain etc.....twin towns however are just so utterly pointless as to provide conclusive evidence of the non-existence of god and that doesnt make me self rigfhteous does it so there.
(monkey_holding_peach, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 11:12, Reply)

WIMPS
Don't like milk? Cheese? Olives? There's something wrong with you.

Mushrooms? Coriander? Vegetables? Don't be pathetic.

Prawns? Shelffish? Fish pie? What a bunch of picky pansies.

McDonalds? Nestle? Cheap processed food? You have a point but...

...you want revolting? I'll give you revolting:
INSECTS.

Any questions? Thought not. Now eat up your greens or you'll get no pudding
( calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 11:11, Reply)

That's true, but that doesn't mean we are not aware of it.
If I had no choice and (more importantly) wasn't aware of the alternatives, then I could probably stomach whale blubber too.

However, my parents never want to eat any of that stuff again. My mother feels nauseous when she recalls some of the stuff she had to eat (like boiled pigs head that stank the entire house out whilst being cooked).

So, stop all the self-righteous stuff and tell us why you hate X.

I hate bananas too, but I'm not sure why. I've not eaten one since someone gave me some dried banana that made me sick, so I've forgotten what they taste like. Their smell (especially of discarded skins) makes me want to heave. I can't share the same space with banana eaters for very long; it's like a phobia/allergy or something.
( custard, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 11:01, Reply)

ooo you are offal
I mean people used to eat offal because they were bloody skint and malnutrition was a fact of life more to do with poverty and lack of food than caused by scoffing their fat bloated pikey pig faces at the burger joint thus further weakening the burberry wearing gene puddle from whence they came...

anyway I digress

offal is not fucking food, it's offal for christs sake in so many ways we live in fortunate times so why bother. dont do it.
(monkey_holding_peach, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 11:00, Reply)

avocado
its the slippery nature of the 'stone' inside the 'fruit'. it gives me shivers just to re visit the feeling of having to prepare the stuff at the coffee shop/cafe i used to work in... holding the cold slimey hard thing in my hand... urg...

bananas also make me gag. if i push it in to far.
(magictorch, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 10:58, Reply)

Twiglets
they make me violent.
(monkeyatemyhomework, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 10:58, Reply)

Nick George also makes a sound point.
Whilst we've all been banging on about foods we dislike in our affluent Western 21st century society, spare a thought for the less priveleged of our planet.
Also think of things our parents and grandparents had to eat to survive because of poverty or wartime rationing.
Anyone for whale blubber?
Edit - not being sanctimonious here or self-righteous.
(Doctor Evil, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 10:13, Reply)

In response to Mr. Tea (see below)
Re: Mushrooms and athletes foot fungus.
Indeed, they are not related. However, some of the fungi used to make/mature cheeses are.
That's why feet smell cheesy and vice versa.
(Doctor Evil, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 10:10, Reply)

The "Outback Platter"
I sampled this delight in some poxy tourist trap near Uluru in Oz. The Kangaroo pizza was a touch gamey for my taste, the crocodile soup didn't, as everyone told me, taste of chicken, it tasted of crocodile, but the camel curry was truly vile, I was retching before fork reached mouth and puking after.
(Smell eep!, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 9:21, Reply)

Devil's Cock
Is what i call bananas.

Their smell, texture, shape (yes, like a dick) is pure evil. When people eat them near me i have to get away from them. Then Tanya at work puts the skins in the bin near me and they foul up the joint.

The sound of someone biting into a banana is vile. Especially if you happen to be in an environment that is quiet. If you're within close proximity to the 'devil's cock' eater, the sloppy symphony that is created, complete with gagging and heavy breathing, is more porno than fruit eating. Not a bad thing I hear you say, but add the wafting nana smell and it's time for Heatmiser to leave.

Also, funnily enough, the fat guy on tv is now making butterscotch and banana dumplings. He had the nerve to say "This is the first time I've cooked these so we'll see how we go". Don't worry Huey, I have a fair idea how you'll go. Oh my god he's mashing it with a fork.

Also, offal is gross.
Australia is one of the finest meat producers on the planet. Why would I eat the bad bits? Send the hotdogs to you guys I say.
(heatmiser, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 9:03, Reply)

deep fried bulls cock
I fully expected to despise this when offered to me, but it turned out to be relatively tasty. The deep fried pubic hairs were quite an unpleasant accompaniment though.
(Smell eep!, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 8:54, Reply)

Laotian fish cheese.
A genuine Laotian recipe:

Take a large bream and kill it. Put it in a wooden thing with some buffalo milk. After two weeks, a thick, spongy curd forms on the top - fish cheese!

For dessert, why not scrape the discharge from an aging leper's fanny and spread it on a cracker?
(skindley, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 8:42, Reply)

my mum once made
sheep liver pie.i threw up fucking everywhere before it was even done 'cooking'.
/edit it wasn't really pie but more like a pot of steaming shit in a pastry.
(That guy with a hat., Wed 14 Jul 2004, 8:20, Reply)

Once, there was a two-for-one deal
on Big Macs at Mickey D's.

Before I tell you the full story, let me preface by saying that I've eaten at this fine establishment possibly five times in my entire life, and that this was the first such joyful experience. It was the day of my very last exam at uni, and my friends decided that we should celebrate in style at the golden arches.

Well, I was quite hungry, so I ordered my two-for-one Macs and gobbled them both down. Strangely, I found them much less substantial than their appearance would leave one to believe at first glance, and the void was far from filled. So naturally I ordered another two of Ronald's finest, and worked myself around them in short order.

Thus began a two day journey of agonizingly stoppered digestion that left me practically bedridden, doubled over in pain and practicing almost constant deep-tissue massage on my belly to urge its rocklike contents along their way.

I have since learned that in this I am not alone, though few are foolish enough to consume the sheer volume of material that passed my lips on that unfortunate day.

Finally the blissful moment came when it was time to relieve myself of my ungrateful burden, and I arranged myself in the correct position. After immense strain, one single near-black pebble was expelled, and sank like a stone. Its splash rose and landed dead center on my tenderest spot, but my relief at ridding myself of even the smallest part of that horrid mass made it all worthwhile.

I bravely continued my struggle until, one by one, each little rock passed on in its journey towards the sewer. Every one of them required a great heave to send it on its way, and every one gave me a watery reward upon landing in the bowl.

Finally, I was at peace, and my digestive tract sighed in relief. Never again, I thought.

Yet every few years since, a nagging thought manages to creep into my brain: could it possibly have been as bad as I remember? Then I know that the needs of science require that I give it another test, and I try, with perhaps a touch more moderation, to determine whether my imagination has exaggerated the memory over time.

It hasn't.

.
(arvana, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 6:33, Reply)

CHOKO AND SPROUTS
Is it just me?
i cant eat anything that sounds like a Verb.
also i cant stand to eat roast lamb or roast pork anymore cos my girlfriend insists on sucking the marrow out of the bones afterwards, EEEWWWW lovely girl and i love her to bits but christ that makes me ill, im even retching as i type


yay me first post
(Funkwomble XBL and PSN DangerBoy73, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 5:47, Reply)

Boca Burgers
God I hate these:


My mom, being a borderline diabetic, likes to follow a very strict diet. This includes a very limited amount of meat.

Now to replace meat (and I think she thinks it pleases me), she often cooks boca burgers. If you are unfamilliar, these are vile concoctions of vegetables and ruffage, trying to substitute real meat.

Now the worst part isn't that they are truly disgusting, but they always seem to make me literally vomit. Once I even had to make several trips to the bathroom (WC for you brittons) just on upchucking (vomitting) duties.

To top it all off, I am scared to tell my mother that I hate them. If I were to bring up any change in the status quo, she just feels terribly offended. If I even bring up changing our toilet paper to a softer and cheaper brand, she just gets this look in her eye like she's lost her only son.

I'm trapped, and my only consolation is...shit there is none.
(Armer Farmer, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 5:35, Reply)

the very worst kind of food....
... is to have no food at all.

Try it sometime.
Then see if you can still complain about sprouts/Marmite/swede etc.
(Man in Japan, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 5:34, Reply)

super tasters...
My better half is what's known as a Super Taster and is particularly sensitive to the low level toxins in some foods. She therefore hates water melon, cucumber - most of those marrow types. kinda weird.

I'm surprised by the relative lack of offal mentioned. Liver, Lambs Fry, Kidneys, Tripe, Brains - eeeuugh! I thought it would be tope of everyone's list.
( woowoowoo, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 5:27, Reply)

There is no other answer- Vegemite
Look, I've seen traumatic foods available in local markets. Chicken feet, lamb testicles, pig brains, cow hoofs, asparagus juice (with a buxom blonde in a bikini on the can for some reason), and creatures dredged from the bottom of noisome bogs. But I'd eat a vast stew of all of those together, raw, with brussel sprout chaser, if it meant that I could take back the horrible memory of ever having eaten a spoonful of vegemite.
(thatguyjoe, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 5:11, Reply)

anything pickled!!
onions and eggs and the other shit are bad enough, but i swear, those green shrivled little lumps you get sliced up in a big mac - the devil himself shat them out.
well its either that or they are the aborted lovechild fetus of the Queen and Walter Matthau
( ProfHawking Lalalalala BANG!! Run! dammit, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 2:06, Reply)

Curry
Just the smell of it can make me puke. It doesn't help matters much that it's "the nation's favourite dish".
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 0:41, Reply)

should only eat cloves ...
to help with tooth ache - true, apparently, my dad superglued his teeth fixed and ate cloves rather that go to the dentist .. fair play in my opinion ...
(her-social-craft, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 0:35, Reply)

Asparagus!
It's the stuff of the devil. My girlfriend used to love it, cooked me it one day for my tea. Anyway, I ate it, not wanting to annoy or upset her (bloody PMT).

Later on, she gets quite horny and decides that my extra leg needs a bit of a lick clean.

When I released my swimmers (I'm trying to be polite here) she suddenly realised the effect of asparagus on my, er, tidal fluids carrying me sea-men. She was instantly sick on my cock! Feck me it burned!

Never again. She's not touched it since. Thank feck.

That and I HATE jelly and anything jelatanous. Oh, and eels, fucking horrible. I threw them out to the birds because I had one and it was minging, and they didn't like it either. A fecking blackbird threw it up!!!

Mind you, I love peas, cheese and brussel sprouts.

OOH feck, I forgot about cauliflour cheese. Fecking tastes of cheesy feet. Minging.

AND THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH CHEESE!!!!
(stav999999, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 0:14, Reply)

Er...
Hlaf the time I eat Vietnamese food I have a feeling somebody sneezed in my plate. Couldn't they reduce the spraying of MSG-based ectoplasm to, say, only 2 or 3 pints per plate?

Oh, and dude, you're not supposed to _eat_ cloves...
(st0pid, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 0:01, Reply)

errr...
I never actually ate one, but for a laugh (I still do not know what possessed him) my father bought a giant (and I mean large) jar of pickled pig's tongues.
They were a really bright salmony-pink, and floated around in some sort of liquid.
The sight only reminded me of dead things in formaldehyde. When he opened the jar, the smell made me wretch. And they were in MY fridge, next to the food I was expected to eat.
My brother ate one and I couldn't watch.

edit: wots everyone's problem with celery? its not THAT bad. And to all you cheese-haters, you suck. Cheese is better than chocolate. I found that out when I gave up all foods beginning with 'ch' for lent. Didnt think I'd miss cheese more than chocolate, but I did. That was a particularly hard time in my life.
(blubear, Tue 13 Jul 2004, 23:58, Reply)

Pickled artichokes
were made by the foul demons from the netherworld... this is 100% FACT!
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 13 Jul 2004, 23:03, Reply)

Mushrooms are the Devil's candy!
1)I cannot stand mushrooms at all. They look like the skin of dead people and taste like shit.My mother loves them and I cannot understand why.

2)Then there's pizza which I have avoided since I was two. Once Grandma took Mom and I out for pizza and I ate a piece that was too hot. The inside of my mouth was burned and I got the worse stomach ache that I ever had from swallowing the hot piece. Now even the smell of it cooking makes my stomach hurt.

3)Animal organs. Why would anyone eat such crap? Last year Mom bought beef liver and it smelled up the whole kitchen. I wanted to freaking puke! On top of that after a day in the fridge the leftovers started to turn greenish black like a sewer and stink like chlorine. Yuck!

4) Crabs and lobsters. They're so freaking ugly! It's like eating a space alien. I love shrimp, but it has to be deep fried so I don't have to look at the wormy things.
(FoxqueenUSA, Tue 13 Jul 2004, 22:56, Reply)

What about the good stuff?
i am getting this urge to tell you all about the foods that rock! I cant help it. Sorry gotta do it......Marmite.. My mate
(zebmeister69uk, Tue 13 Jul 2004, 22:05, Reply)