Misuse of ultimate
Ultimate does not mean 'the best', it means 'the last'. Unless you are holding the last ever sale of crap sofa's ever don't use the word ultimate, it's stupid and wrong.
(KidMoe, Tue 5 Apr 2005, 9:58, Reply)

Black Guys
I really don't get black guys that give me dirty looks when I'm out with my white boyfriend. I mean, when was the last time you saw a black guy out with a black girl? I can count the times on one hand.

Disease-ridden fuckers
(MizStinky, Tue 5 Apr 2005, 9:57, Reply)

Whaa???
If cats always land on their feet, then why do they just flail about in space?
( droogii why stay still when you can roll, Tue 5 Apr 2005, 4:22, Reply)

Why are so many people such dumbasses?
For instance, last year, working in Woolworths, a man came to me asking for an Xbox. This would not normally be a problem. Normally. But it is new years ever, about 5PM. I tell him we have none. He asks me what he is supposed to do. HOW SHOULD I KNOW? IT'S YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM! Also people literally stand right in front of the batteries, which have a three foot long battery at the top of the shelf, and ask where the batteries are. Why are peoples so dumb?
( Styxx hates when people talk in the third person, Tue 5 Apr 2005, 4:12, Reply)

Bollocks
Why the hell do you take the most sensitive part of the male anatomy, and dangle it outside the body?

Makes no sense.
(DarkLite swallowed my entire undercarriage, Tue 5 Apr 2005, 4:09, Reply)

Aged beef
Winestain, aged beef is beef from regular aged beasts (usually under 2 yrs of age) that is slaughtered, chilled on the carcass for 20 hrs or so, then boned out into the primal cuts. These are then vacuum packaged and stored at 0 degrees for anything up to 30 days. This has the effect of tenderising the meat further, without allowing bacteria to get in and kill you when you enjoy your steak.

Shazz who cuts things up for a living
( Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 5 Apr 2005, 4:07, Reply)

This is so dumb
but I've never figured out (and never had the balls to ask) what the meaning of "prime aged beef" is. Is it an old cow? Or is the meat aged once the cow is dead?
(winestain, Tue 5 Apr 2005, 1:45, Reply)

Diputs
Why people say "Quantum" as in "But quantum means tiny".

But quantum means quantity (phys: discrete quantity). Why do people say it wrong? And not just normal daft people, but clever people, people writing important things for us to see and hear. I see in newspapers or on the telly!

Surely our use of the word "quantum" is lacking in certainty...
(grippa93, Tue 5 Apr 2005, 0:19, Reply)

I just dont get these:

a) musicals

b)Why, when I was a kid, my mum would say "look at your face, you're a mess!" Then spit on a tissue and rub it all over my face in some attempt to take dirt off.

c) Adverts for home owner loans with 'actual people' giving us their testimonials when they are blatantly actors
( Bamboo Steamer, Tue 5 Apr 2005, 0:14, Reply)

The US government
How can you be pro life and pro death penalty at the same time ?

F***ing idiots !
(MrPhoto, Tue 5 Apr 2005, 0:09, Reply)

Cows
If you can lead them up stairs, but not down, how come all the cows in the world are not perched precariously at the top of hills.......?
(Jonniestwin, Mon 4 Apr 2005, 23:45, Reply)

Kirsty's Home Videos
That awful, pre-recorded laughter dubbed over some truly horrific accidents.
(Angry Pierre likes his Guinness, Mon 4 Apr 2005, 23:34, Reply)

I don't understand...
... the mentality of the chav.
... hentai.
... the ending of The Ring.
... 'The Office'.
... why American movies producers have minds more narrow than an ant laying on it's side.
... the state of the music industry.
... why people pierce themselves anywhere other than their ears.
... why McFly are popular.
... how anyone can find Jordan or Jodie Marsh attractive.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 4 Apr 2005, 23:00, Reply)

david walliams
what a fuckin shit cunt.


little britain......what a pile of shite

and that shit cunt david fucking wibble wobble
wankers the lot of them
(bovrilboy, Mon 4 Apr 2005, 22:53, Reply)

Queens Of The Stone Age
No, playing a song which is essentially one note does not make you cool.
(underachiever, Mon 4 Apr 2005, 22:49, Reply)

Hentai (i think thats how you spell it)
i don't understand why people would want to see cartoon people blow each other... its all rather strange. those japan people are screwy.
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Mon 4 Apr 2005, 22:29, Reply)

Why do iPods
have the capacity to store weeks of music, and yet they have a few hours battery life?
Why pay more for an iPod that can store even more music, without any more battery life, when having the extra music is pointless since you couldn't listen to what you'd have on the smaller version anyway????
(Duke Flipside Bidet to you, sir, Mon 4 Apr 2005, 21:59, Reply)

Tentacle porn...
...I mean, seriously, what the fuck is wrong with Japanese people?

Peadophiles are the new terrorists, but I find it more disturbing that somebody could get turned on by pictures of a woman having her vag torn apart by alien creatures.
(Mr T, Mon 4 Apr 2005, 21:23, Reply)

filters
hug? WTF
Really, I dont get it. I am not even smiling anymore. What is this about filters?
( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Mon 4 Apr 2005, 21:16, Reply)

god/christ/whatnot
If we're all God's children, then what made jesus so special?



_{woo, i lost my post virginity!!}
(kittens are full of kitteny goodness, Mon 4 Apr 2005, 21:13, Reply)

Why do poor people
buy those chunky gold chains and gold sovereign rings?

Is it to look rich?

If so, haven't they noticed that non-poor people refrain from such vulgarity.



*carry on, my good man*
(cherry B, Mon 4 Apr 2005, 20:53, Reply)

Double glazing
That idiot on the 'Safestyle' double glazing adverts .. the geezer who wears that green rag jacket.

a) who the f*ck is he?

b) Why does the moron have to scream at you?

c) Do Safestyle really think anyone is going to buy their cheap shite windows on the strength of their bollocks adverts?

why? WHY?
(vamp1refrog, Mon 4 Apr 2005, 20:30, Reply)

why don't...
...people talk proper, like what I do?


I kiss you.
(cherry B, Mon 4 Apr 2005, 20:24, Reply)

god n that
How come people two thousand years ago get to have actuall physical proof of his existance and we, what are living now, are meant to "beleive".

also why so many people dont get the difference between "racist" and "culturalist" like we arnt allowed to be offencive about things which are different and we know little about
(Part IV, Mon 4 Apr 2005, 20:01, Reply)

On the subject of sex...
...why do women seem obsessed with the fact that men have nipples for no reason? Think of it as a blessing.

Besides, if we don't get our nipples then you don't get your orgasms; both are pointless, fair's fair.
( Iki I think my camel is dead., Mon 4 Apr 2005, 19:49, Reply)

If ladies have a magic lady part
why isn't it up on the inside where the man's thingy goes? I mean, that would be more logical, wouldn't it.
( expf, Mon 4 Apr 2005, 19:30, Reply)

Naive Amoeba
New and improved - as in a NEW product which is an IMPROVEMENT on the competition, is it really that hard?
(satan ate my monkey, Mon 4 Apr 2005, 19:18, Reply)

Bo Selecta
It's utter utter shit.

Ricky Gervais as well. We can all talk ill informed CRAP in a slightly sarcastic voice, but we don't expect the entire nation to laugh at it.
(Iris_Wildthyme is three sheets to the wind, Mon 4 Apr 2005, 19:13, Reply)

What I REALLY don't get...
Religious chavs with iPods playing Aussie rules football on a reality TV show whilst complaining about the opposite sex and their difficulties finding appropriately-sized clothing to wear to McDonalds.

The mind boggles.
(emgee, Mon 4 Apr 2005, 18:24, Reply)