Image challenge idea: Literal images.


Just shop things so that they suit their actual name.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:04, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Computer Games Meet The Music Industry
What with Scott Pilgrim being awesome, how about a mash up of two things we hold dearly. Bands, labels and tunes meet Speccys, Ataris and Xboxes.


( The Lurker Plenty One, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Allo Allo
Illustrate the world as described by Arthur "I was just pissing boo" Bostrum's character in Allo Allo and his mispronunciations. For example, British Gas become Brutish Gays and Harrods becomes Herod's.


( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:36, Reply)

chernobyl tours starting next year
how about exploring ways of attracting tourism to places which aren't necessarily high on the most desirable list?

bindun? it rings a bell.

alternately, how about a compo which isn't exhausted in content within a couple of days?

how about modifying disabled people so that being disabled is something which people aspire to?

how about i fuck off?
(bunglist, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Cake.
Nearly everything in the world can be improved by the addition of cake.

As the gorging season approaches, surely our minds and photoshops should be turning to cake, be it to prove this thesis or perhaps find the exception.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:32, Reply)

The DFS SALE MUST END SOON !!
Poor old DFS, have never sold anything full price in their lives "allegedly"..show us how they can finally put an end to the never ending sale!
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 14 Dec 2010, 10:11, Reply)

Sci-fi versus Religion
Princess Leia just took on the Church of Scientology by outing Grand Moff Travolta. www.thesuperficial.com/carrie-fisher-just-outed-john-travolta-12-2010
One made up story/belief system versus another is always good so lets see pictures of Kirk wrestling Buddha and Harrison Ford shooting Jesus for being a replicant - cos you know, it's Christmas and all that.
( HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:56, Reply)

Kittens doing science.
/Board needs more fluffeh
(joe is troubled Got all married and teh stuffs, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:53, Reply)

Commercialise Religeon


We all know Christmas has been taken over by retail frenzies, eating too much, drinking even more etc etc. The rampant cashinng does not seem to have happened to other religeous festivals. Why not? Surely Iceland could do an "after dark" offer for Ramadan! Fire up photoshop and commercialise dem Festivals.
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 16:22, Reply)

I want to see something amusing about Oprah Fucking Winfrey
The fat trollop is here in Australia,I can't turn on the telly or radio without some imbecile carrying on about Oprah.It's not funny, it's just sad that so many poor excuses for humans seem to believe that this is a life changing event.
Someone please make this funny by taking the piss.
(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 8:15, Reply)

This week Charles and Camilla got attacked by an angey mob...
What ever we think of them, they are and were in fact, just a couple of innocent old age pensioners, minding their own business, on their way to the theater.
So the challenge is, to show not only Charles and Camilla getting even, but all old age pensioners, extracting revenge on the younger generation for crimes commited against them.
So open up photoshop, and show us the oldies getting even.
( The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 22:56, Reply)

If Islam were to rule the world, nothing we know would go unchanged.
Use PShop to illustrate those changes and to spoof the concept of world domination by Islam

( LS18, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 18:26, Reply)

FUCK
Swearing, as everyone knows, it both big and clever. And FUCK is the cleverest of all. Open up Photoshop and show us some creative uses of the word FUCK, or things that might make you say FUCK.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:40, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

What with St Nick getting ready to deliver all those pressies around the world...
...fire up Photoshop and show what you really want to give this year.
( addickted has attained freedom, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:19, Reply)

A James Bond Christmas...
A couple of years ago, we imagined what Christmas would be like In a Galaxy far, far away
and B3tan 'Manic' suggested in that challenge that we could do the same but for the world of James Bond.
So, open up Photoshop and show us Christmas in the world of Bond... James Bond... It wouldn't be Christmas without him
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:57, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

B3taleaks
With Julian Assange possibly getting locked up; the world of super power name calling and outrageous revelations might fall quiet.
Lets stop that from happening with a week of shocking B3ta revelations and scoops about anyone and everything.

Shock us with your ludicrous allegations or go subtle and try and get something picked up by the tabloid press as 100% genuine fact.


*edit - notices Benito's... b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post989215 great minds and all that
( HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 13:18, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Ryanair does a charity calendar with pics of female staff
I had no idea until someone on Radio 4 Woman's Hour condemned it for its appalling sexism this morning ... mind you, Ryanair + Calendar Girls = Photoshop Challenge?
( writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:29, Reply)

SHARKS!
If they're not attacking pensioners in Egypt or causing chaos around Amity Island, they're being made 'Mega' and exploited in monster movies against giant octopi and now a crocosaurus, so it's high time for b3ta to tackle the underwater terror that is the Shark

*Note, every Jaws poster variation has been done to death; Baws, Corrs, Doors, Dawes, Floors, Flaws, Gauze, Gnaws, Gums, Hawes, Jawas, Jews, Jams, Jigsaws, Laws, Paws, Pause, Roars, Sores, Saws, Seesaws etc. etc. so why not try something new
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:50, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Alternative uses for the Ark Royal
Show the Navy how it can still capitalise on the old boat. Remember, you can't land planes on it anymore! Bonus points for coming up with a new name, too.
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 11:33, Reply)

SNOW
It's everywhere, so open up photoshop and show us some funnies which incorporate SNOW
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Busted punchlines.
Take a joke, screw up the punchline, and then illustrate the results using the image manipulation package of your choice.




( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:21, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Images of utter destruction and WWF wrestlers (such as Hulk Hogan for example).
Surely that's not been done?
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 0:15, Reply)

Power shifts
What with the hoo-ha in Korea and well, basically everywhere else - Everything could go tits up at any moment. But panic not!

If you suddenly were put into a position of power, how would you tame (or possibly antagonise) the beasts of political global buggery? What would the world look like under YOUR control?

Personally, it'd be pretty much the same. But i'd have my own haunted island.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 0:11, Reply)

Modern Clichés
The old clichés are cliché. We need some new clichés: to express those feelings we can't be bothered to enunciate in original terms.

Your gherkins will definately be pickled on both sides for this one.
( arrangedletters, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:36, Reply)

Death
So, farewell then, Leslie Nielsen. Your comedy timing will be much missed. However, i won't be particularly upset not to see a follow up to 'Superhero Movie'.

I will look forward to the re-running of Police Squad, Airplane, and Naked Gun series.

So, this weeks image challenge is to commiserate (or celebrate - depending upon your chosen religion) death.
( Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 10:25, Reply)

Leaks
It looks like the Wikileaks storm is going to be the major news story of the next couple of weeks.

In celebration, make up new leaks about countries, politicians or world events and provide proof with photoshop.
Extra points if the feds come knocking at your door.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 23:00, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Old-school photoshop.
Afte reading about how the Cottingley Fairies were faked, I wondered what other pictures from the dawn of photography are also not entirely real...


( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 25 Nov 2010, 14:11, Reply)

board game parodies
after seeing the guess who on mainpage, would be a funny idea!
(squareheadedfreak, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:46, Reply)

One word challenge: Students.
Theyve been in the news a lot recently, smashing things up and throwing fire extinguishers. Fire up photoshop and do something studenty.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 19:41, 1 reply, 14 years ago)