Make hospitals a happier, scarier or more amusing place to be.
Doctors with chain saws, kittens doing ward rounds, ladyboy nurses, or just design some cubicle curtains (if you're an arty type)

Whatever you like, just if b3ta ran and designed hospitals.

Think of it, shop it, post it
( The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:14, Reply)

One word challenge: MAPS!
I know doubters will just go TOAP but fuck you and your horse - I like jokes ok?
( rob, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:28, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Flying Cyber Squad
the phrase made me laugh in this Guardian story: www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2011/may/31/cybercrime-online-security-police-warning

Can B3tans detail what the cops will be up to?
( rob, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:26, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Taking proverbs literally.
Illustrate some proverbs, sayings, and homespun wisdom - or make them slightly wrong.

A stitch in time saves Bill Nighy... but from what?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:11, Reply)

The daleks are going to be given a rest, according to Dr. Who writer Steven Moffat.
So show us what they're going to do in their time off, or what other uses they could be put to.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Famous people doing ordinary things...
Like Elton John cleaning a bog or Prince harry sitting with one leg crossed over while on a balcony eating a roll and reading the paper.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Make sport interesting

If you're like me and find all sport arse-numbingly dull, or even if you're not, show us some ways of making it more fun to watch (or to play), by adding danger, eroticism, fluffy animals or just whatever silliness you can dream up.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:50, Reply)

computer games come to life
pretty self explanatory, doesn't need a description.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 29 May 2011, 23:23, Reply)

Visual limericks
Find an old limerick or one you've made up, and picturize it.
There's plenty of scope; there was a smug man on a balcony.....there was old man from new york.......there once was a kitten in a ceiling......etc
and PLENTY of stuff rhymes with runt.

for example (forgive the TAOP *edit: and MASSIVE size*)...


A wonderful bird is the pelican,
his bill can hold more than his belican,
he can bear in his beak,
food enough for a week,
but I'm damned if I know how the helican.
(dyllon nice beaver., Sat 28 May 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Emperors! Naked!
This year's events and many images of dethroned despots have made me think of many important issues in life - freedom; democracy - and make up. Lots of it. Show us what Mubarak, Ghadafi, and possibly Berlusconi would have looked like if they were suddenly deprived of access to expensive hair salons and make up people. Would they look all grey? Or perhaps they'd grab their wives' make up purse in desperation, doing it themselves and looking like cheap tarts? Show us the pictures! (But please not the full monty - the word 'naked' in the caption was just meant to grab your attention.)
(woodchopper likes chopping wood, Fri 27 May 2011, 20:27, Reply)

The caption is...
"My, that is big". Add picture and cheer me up as I mark 50 essays about communism written by dumb children who don't know where Russia is on a map.
(No, I'm not a model Strange things are afoot at the Circle K, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Secret Affairs / Worst-Kept Secrets
Following all the fuss about Ryan Giggs and some beautiful ex-Big Brother contestant, who else do you think is secretly fucking behind everybody's back? Or maybe something was revealed that made you think it was retarded not to have already realised it yourself (like George Michael being gay)?
(TheAmazingMeatMan ™ can't sing, but he's got soul, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Stupid Plankers
The 25th May is National Planking day. It comes following the news that some stupid Aussie planked himself to death from a seventh storey balcony, whilst another planker was arrested for planking on the back of a police car. Some people are pushing planking to the limits. It's time to take it to the MAX! Show us some extreme planking without getting your arse out of the chair.
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:11, Reply)

How to spot a psychopath
The Gronniadd published the following article on how to spot the scientific characteristics of a psychopath.

www.guardian.co.uk/books/2011/may/21/jon-ronson-how-to-spot-a-psychopath

I think we can do better.
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:06, Reply)

Your Alter-ego
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Peter Parker and Spider-Man, David Bowie and... well, let's face it, David Bowie. Show us what you can make, both of you!
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 24 May 2011, 17:51, Reply)

Illusion shattered
Childhood dreams, memories past, special effects in films, magic tricks... All perfect opportunities to be a complete FUNT ruin someone's day by destroying those happy, naïve thoughts.
(ThatNiceMan thought he was being funny, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:31, Reply)

One Word Challenge
"the"
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 24 May 2011, 14:27, Reply)

ONE-WORD CHALLENGE:
BOXES!
( Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:55, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Worst Superhero's EVER!
Just think of a hero with the worst powers imaginable. It was inspired after doing this for another compo:


I've got a couple of others in my head and I'm just looking for an excuse to set them free!
( tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Sat 21 May 2011, 2:05, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

in remembrance of John Sullivan ?
Poor old John Sullivan (writer of only fools and Citizen Smith amongst others) snuffed it last month, 23rd of April.
I feel Del Boy was partly responsible for my up bringing in the late 80s, and I have never been able to trust anyone who doesn't agree Only fools was luvly' jubly'

Can we please have an image challenge in respect to the old git??


Pinup. :D
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Wed 18 May 2011, 13:13, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Don't spoil movies.


Either don't spoil the end of movies or alternate endings to movies.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:59, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

The Rapture
According to some Christian types it's the Rapture this Saturday, when Jesus comes to take the god loving souls to heaven while the rest of humanity and the animal kingdom is left to suffer for 5 months before the end of the world (or similar). Interpret that as you will.

NO BLONDIE PICTURES! (they're too obvious)
( HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:19, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Osama's porn stash
The box of smut has been found but Obama doesn't want to release pictures of money shots any more than pictures of the headshot.

Be your twisted and creative selves and show us what you see when you hear Osama and pr0n.
(Singularity was tiny but amazingly dense on, Sun 15 May 2011, 14:34, Reply)

playstation notwork
with sony about to finally fix the network after nearly 4 weeks offline time, many folk are trading them in for xboxes and the like, what alternative uses can we use for our ones?
(dazzharvey, Sun 15 May 2011, 2:03, Reply)

Subverting stock images.
Obtain a photo, illustration or piece of clip art from an internet image library, and then with the minimum amount of alterations completely change it or its meaning. Include the original for comparison purposes, too. For instance this: image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/169/169,1253481564,8/stock-vector-dead-pig-with-apple-37404544.jpg
Becomes this: www.b3tards.com/u/0d2ba503c5487a5f8adb/stock-vector-banker.jpg
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 14 May 2011, 14:07, Reply)

Create your own video game
Click on The video game name generator/ to get the title for your game and then draw or animate whatever you get

link found by MarkP0rter
( HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 May 2011, 20:51, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

the adventures of screech
The life, in pictures, of saved by the bells Mr Screech Powers
(1888, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:28, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Fast Food Disasters
Shop unlikely and disastrous fast food combinations.


( brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:34, Reply)

DRAWING PINS
or some shit
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Geography
one word, proceed as you see fit
( HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:20, Reply)