
We think a good challenge idea is like the opening line of a joke, say "If ads told the truth... Guinness would say 'It makes you fat, and your shit turn black.'"
Maybe you have other ideas.
We're going to leave this thread open, so feel free to add ideas at any time. BTW: Please use the "i like this" button. Your voting really helps the good ideas bubble-up, and the very best will be used in the Image Challenge itself.
( , Thu 21 Oct 2004, 13:55)
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at work the other day i walked over a floor mat which said"thanks for being safe" the next day i walked throught the same doorway,different mat this time "slips cause trips",what about a stupid safety sign challenge?
( , Wed 23 Nov 2005, 8:37, Reply)

paint the town beige!
see them (celebs, no hands, whomever) sleeping.
x-treme politeness.
bus transfers from around the world.
tips for extending and improving naptime....
( , Wed 23 Nov 2005, 6:34, Reply)

Ok she's not dead. But it can't be long now. And maybe with enough nasty-minded photoshopping we can weaken her spirit and hasten her decline.
( , Tue 22 Nov 2005, 23:23, Reply)

but what REALLY happenend back them?
E.g.:
-Was Jesus just waterskying when he 'walked on water?'
-Wat kind of trouble would Noah really run into if he were to collect two of each animal?
-Was Mary REALLY a virgin?
-Did the Quo make an appearance in Sodom and Gamorrah?
-What really pissed god off so much that kicked Adam and Eve out?
I think the possiblities are endless :D
( , Tue 22 Nov 2005, 23:20, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

A "What us sad bastards would be doing if we were'nt on b3ta all day" challenge
( , Tue 22 Nov 2005, 21:58, Reply)

Most unsuitable neighbours...
(Shop a picture of people / companies that would make very BAD neighbours)
( , Tue 22 Nov 2005, 21:40, Reply)

Take a book, film, etc. and literally interperet the title.
( , Tue 22 Nov 2005, 21:28, Reply)

not necessarily good:
-if no one ever washed, ever.
-what it is to be normal in the World Of Teh Mongs
-Meatvision
-If Everything You Told Small Children Was True
( , Tue 22 Nov 2005, 21:16, Reply)

how about...
making a new hull station!
or
washed up disney characters!
or
books that ARE what their title suggests!
( , Tue 22 Nov 2005, 20:33, Reply)

- what ever happens to discarded condoms
- if hairdressers ruled
- if life was reversed
( , Tue 22 Nov 2005, 18:56, Reply)

Shop some celebrities fighting. Who comes out on top? Charlotte Church or Cilla Black? George Bush or Tony Blair? Brian Blessed or Sooty? Only you can decide!
( , Tue 22 Nov 2005, 18:08, Reply)

the sugar-coated subtle way to tell someone to fuck off, or die soon, or get run over by a bus etc.
( , Tue 22 Nov 2005, 17:33, Reply)

Photoshop new (or old) Hindu deities. Wouldn't Brian Blessed look so much better in blue and with 3 extra arms?
( , Tue 22 Nov 2005, 16:33, Reply)

What other ingenious ways could we use our orifices?
( , Tue 22 Nov 2005, 15:53, Reply)

we see BBC get b3ta's almost daily. what would happen if b3ta posters got to redesign Amazon, or Google etc
( , Tue 22 Nov 2005, 15:09, Reply)

e.g. middle age internet - wenche on wenche actione etc
( , Tue 22 Nov 2005, 15:07, Reply)

vodoo powers!!
Zombies to do the house work? Vodoo dolls?
What would you do with yours?
( , Tue 22 Nov 2005, 14:26, Reply)

If the Brothers Grimm were alive today what urban weirdness would they be compiling?
I'm thinking little red riding hoodie...
( , Tue 22 Nov 2005, 14:23, Reply)

show the clips rejected by MS for the new version of windows.
#2 Statues and other ephemera for the 4th plinth at Nelsons Column.
( , Tue 22 Nov 2005, 13:14, Reply)

Romans are always good for a laugh.
( , Tue 22 Nov 2005, 12:32, Reply)

REAL album covers - design an album cover showing he true meaning of the albums title
( , Tue 22 Nov 2005, 11:42, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

e.g.
buy one get one
Free incontinence pads with every pack of steradent
etc
( , Tue 22 Nov 2005, 11:40, Reply)

Telly Savalas patent baldness cream
Trinny and suzannas fashiom range . . .
George Bsuh's Freedom fries
you get the idea.
( , Tue 22 Nov 2005, 11:33, Reply)

like;
* the washing machine sock fairy - where do they go
* god of bus infrequency - makes three arrive at once
* ball point pen eating daemon - another mystery solved
* dust pixies - I only dusted YESTERDAY
* Staleness sprites - I just bought this bread and ...
* etc.
( , Tue 22 Nov 2005, 10:43, Reply)

add something b3ta to your work documents/projects. a quo in your website, goatse pie graphs, The Fear easter egg in your multimillion blue chip civil defence software.
( , Tue 22 Nov 2005, 10:28, Reply)
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