Recasting

Imagine an iconic film being played by different actors. Is there one actor who is perfect for a part they never played, or is a great film one actor away from disaster?
(Plastic Goldfish, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 8:12, Reply)

Tag the image challenge.
Rob told us to tag the images we post. Find the most creative way to obfuscate your name in an image.

Inspired by this: b3ta.com/board/6328356
( Grampa, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 19:54, Reply)

How about an old school challenge
find us a good high res image and let us shop it how we want ?
( Darryn.R, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 14:17, Reply)

Stoned Britain
The government legalises weed... Lets see what happens =)
(bertz, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 13:37, Reply)

Time Team in the 31st century
photoshop the sort of shit that robot Tony Robinson will be digging up in the future?
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 13 Sep 2006, 13:19, Reply)

Anthropomorphic Animals
What if the world was run by animals instead of humans? Show us their everyday lives, their jobs, their hopes and dreams. Are they truly living the rat race or are they better than us?
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:58, Reply)

Been bugging me for a while
Crude + rude display pictures

The messengers have jumped on a display picture bandwagon so a great competition I would think is the most distatesful and stupid pictures but can only be a certain dimension!

Go on!!!!
(puggs, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 1:48, Reply)

Brahms and Liszt after ten pints of Nelson
I was coming out of a greengrocer's. The bag split and I went tumbling down the Apple'n'Pears.

Just so much scope for confusing our foreign friends with a day in the life of rhyming slang.
( nameleft has bought a new telescope, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 15:22, Reply)

DYSLEXIC SCREENWRITERS
the plot is awesome, Hollywood's finest actors are in place, all we need now is a headline grabbing, heart stopping title to ensure big box office returns... so how could it all go wrong in a few little words?
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 8:52, Reply)

The b3ta route to the stars
Virgin Galactic, Spaceship One? Rubbish!
What's the best way of getting into space b3ta style?
( Canker, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 15:16, Reply)

Things that I have found in my toilet
knowing how most b3tan's minds seem to work, there is no depth that they will not ponder. So I thought maybe putting their sewer dwelling minds to good use, may actuall create some worthwhile stuff.
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 14:08, Reply)

how did rock/pop/boy/girl bands get their name?
or simply literalize a band name

e.g. A1 - yellow pages
Let Loose - escaped from a loony bin
SL2 - Slough post code
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:11, Reply)

The H4yn3s Manual
Everyone knows the classic Haynes manual for servicing cars. It's also done a few "comedy" ones about Mens Health and the like. What if there was a Haynes Manual for EVERYTHING???!!!
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:59, Reply)

Crow
Eat Crow
(kalahara, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 18:26, Reply)

Action figure posing photo fun!
Dig out those old action figures, and pose and pump your way to photographic joygasms!
Animate them if you want, in a hilariously brilliant way.
Or send them on hilarious journeys through time, space and the high street and document their progress.
( The Neville What what what, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 16:39, Reply)

What the acronyms really stand for.
It seems every company under the sun is obsessed with acronyms these days, but only we know what the letters really stand for.
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 12:30, Reply)

Pimp My EPG
In these times of cable and satellite television, it seems there's a specialist channel for every sod and his dog. The Wine Channel, Teachers TV, jewellery shopping channels, Audi fecking TV, the lot. If the whole thing was flung open to the world, money and licensing no object, what other channels would we see?

As we blearily flicked through the EPG at 1am, what could we enjoy on Pedants' TV, the Tramp Channel, Hostile Local Pub Quizcall or Red Hot Older Badgers? Photoshop the sort of channels and programming goodness we could enjoy as we ponder on whether to go to bed or start on the Ouzo.
(costas, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 14:16, Reply)

Shiny Silver Spacesuits?
50 years ago we predicted that now we'd be wearing silver spacesuits and have robots doing all of our housework. How will life be in 50 years time?
( Halk, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 23:42, Reply)

Bill Gates's wet dream
if microsoft made everything, think about it ther'll be millions more car crashes through out the world, A ble screen of death will show up on a heart monitor in the hospital when you die. and lots and lots and lots of wonderful updates to fuck up somehting that was fine thje way it was.
(deranged_lunatic is currently rocking his self to sleep, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 16:35, Reply)

Everyone looking like superman
but no one can fix a bike until...

Bicycle repair man!
( boff FL OZ, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 14:46, Reply)

Life after the Oil Crash
Peak Oil has come and gone, the halcyon days of cheap energy are over, society is in ruins, our civilisation has been reduced to a Mad Max style nightmare. How do we survive after the oil crash?
(Fiddlers Elbow says the world will end on, Wed 6 Sep 2006, 21:42, Reply)

Great Moments of History
Like the time that an apple fell on Isaac Newton and he discovered profanity : "Owwww! Cunty fucking apple!"
( finnbar has officially retired, Wed 6 Sep 2006, 21:33, Reply)

inapproprate musicals
"anne frank - on ice"
"deliverance! the musical"
"how do you solve a problem like john wayne gacy?"
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 6 Sep 2006, 16:47, Reply)

Dead musicians...alive?
Ok, so if some of rock's legendary deceased were still alive, what kind of album would they be releasing by today's standards?
(universaltongue, Wed 6 Sep 2006, 16:46, Reply)

Assume Chavs are things of the past
what follows on next?
( enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Wed 6 Sep 2006, 16:32, Reply)

A
challenge that is entitled, simply "Egg"

Most image challenges seem strangely limited, and produce an endless stream of images so
similar you could cook a Yak on them and call it Charlie. Or something.

Anyway, this challenge is just called "Egg". Things to do with eggs. Cartoon strips about
eggs. Pictures of eggs saying the word "Egg". People called Egg being made fun of because
they're called Egg.

Eggcetera. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *dies*
Go on, you know it makes sense
( The Neville What what what, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 17:31, Reply)

Fantasy world covering.
What if Santa really needed one xmas off and the boogeyman had to fill in? What if the tooth-fairy was caught short one night and the wicked witch of the west had to cover for her? What if the easter bunny was temporarily replaced by the big bad wolf?
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 16:09, Reply)

The invisible man / woman
So we're supposed to believe the invisible man uses his powers for good? yeah, right. What would you do if you were invisible for a day?
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 16:04, Reply)

wife swap - politically incorrect version
what would happen if you swapped the wives of a right wing nazi and a muslim for instance?

I'm probably going to get lynched for suggesting it
( McBadger COW, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 16:00, Reply)