Image Challenge suggestionsWe think a good challenge idea is like the opening line of a joke, say "If ads told the truth... Guinness would say 'It makes you fat, and your shit turn black.'"
Maybe you have other ideas.
We're going to leave this thread open, so feel free to add ideas at any time. BTW: Please use the "i like this" button. Your voting really helps the good ideas bubble-up, and the very best will be used in the Image Challenge itself.
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So....when are we doing the "clean up porn" compo? as suggested by a trillion B3tans before me?
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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 23:38,
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New Olympic events.b3ta has been chosen to host the 2020 Olympics.
Lets make it a truly memorable event by adding our own sports.
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 4 Aug 2007, 12:38,
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Protesting is dumbRe-version the signs on protest marches to make them look even dumber.
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Dedication"Man Breaks Underwater Pogo Record" the BBC told me today...what other records are gagging to be broken.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 2 Aug 2007, 21:36,
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"Nothing remarkable to report?" Mi5 recruitment postersI keep seeing the ads for jobs with the security service, they almost make the mundane look intriguing.
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The wirst Possible Compo SuggestionsEvery time a new compo is announced, someone always complains! Why don't we get people to think of the worst possible compo suggestions, and create little images for them?
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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Wed 1 Aug 2007, 17:29,
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If Clarkson ruled the universe..
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 1 Aug 2007, 13:40,
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How about ....That crazy dream you had last night ?? Who was in it, were was it, who did you have sex with... and so forth... have fun !
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Inapropriate advertsimagine adverts placed in the worst places, like that link in the newsletter ( www.oddee.com/item_87332.aspx )
I am sure we could do better!
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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Wed 1 Aug 2007, 11:43,
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What would be the most innapropriate first image to post on b3ta?Imagine your worst trolling fears coming to life in a week-long fuck-fest of ineptitude.
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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 22:17,
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True Corporate Sports WhoreagePost your real sports sponsors, the people who really should be behind the corporate whoreage that's overtaken our sports. England Cricket sponsored by Jelly Belly - overpriced and makes you sick. That sort of thing.
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Colour in the Lizard
It's a lizard. And we want you to colour it in.
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parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 16:00,
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celebs are dropping like fliesImagine if they were renamed following their demise and were, for instance, referred to in the past tense so STING (of police fame) became STUNG!
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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 4:21,
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Celebrity AfterlifeHeaven, Hell or somewhere else. Open up photoshop and show us how celebrities will fare in the afterlife
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:13,
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iKittenThe BBC have decided to name their new Microsoft Windows Media Player based digital media interweb content providing software the iPlayer - a bold move as it won't work on Macs either.
What else can you stick an inappropraite lower case 'i' in front of?
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Unsuitable Autobiography'sApparently theres a battle between two publishing houses about who has the rights to Keith Richards' autobiography.
What should it be called? Are there other inappropriate Celebrity Autobiography's?
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Prussian BluePhotoshop the pair of nazi teenage girls below the age of consent from worshipping the long dead german-fuhrer into our own ginger jew-kissing pussy lover.
Hahah, jew kissing pussy lover. Sometimes I out do myself. Now Click!
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Back To BasicsShop A Kitten!
idea given to me by another b3tan while in his car earlier
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Celebrity FoodstuffsWhat if, A celebrity and food got horrible mixed together?
Trevor McDonut?
Richard Hammond Pinapple Pizza?
Paul Lancashire Hot Potts?
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Harry PotterSo, the final Harry Potter book has been released. Boo hoo and all those noises. But what if JK Rowling's greed got the better of her and she released book eight? What would it be about? Fire up photoshop and get your ideas rolling in.
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head-doctor ololololo, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 10:08,
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Misery MemoirsDave Pelzer et al....child abuse, bullying, abusive relationships - these books are ten a penny now - and are about as truthful as Michael barrymore's jelly-bang alibi. What if misery memoirs were the only books published?
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The 'egg' compo was very popularHow about doing 'chicken'?
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finnbar has officially retired, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:18,
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Arnold Schwarzenegger has apparently retired from 'acting'....LET'S PRETEND HE DIDN'T!
Open Photoshop with your cock and paste the Nazi bastard into films he never appeared in..WITH HILARIOUS RESULTS!
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 3:09,
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Computer Games based on Inappropriate MoviesWho could forget the classic Shawshank Redemption game on the Spectrum? Or Clockwork Orange for the N64? Or the Driving Miss Daisy Atari game?
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Shop a baby!Simple - all pics/anims must be about a baby in some way.
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:43,
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WeetabixNow they're suggesting loads of different things to put on Weetabix. What else could u put on Weetabix.
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