MONKEYS!!!
Shop the bastards, make them look like their alter-egos or taking drugs or playing in a band or whatever
(DLoAndMartin are boreder than a bored thing on a boring day, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 18:11, Reply)

lets just rip-off cracked.com
www.cracked.com/article_16431_20-jobs-too-awesome-exist.html
( connor, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:46, Reply)

star wars alternative story lines
speaks for itself e.g.
"if you strike me down now, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine"
"oh, ok. let's be friends then"
( MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:55, Reply)

Dragons Den
perfectly viable business ideas to be torn to shreds by four smug cunts with piles of cash
( MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:54, Reply)

Real World B3ta Terrorism
...as per this thread:

www.b3ta.com/board/8475330

A country full of deranged Banksy's? Reaking havoc on the public at large? Keeping it fluffy of course. Sounds like utopia to me...
( Collatallie Sisters, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:21, 4 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

NOT MEANT IN A RACIST WAY
But I think you could do some funny shit with pictures of Jews...
(TMAce needs to enter another image challenge sometime, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:59, Reply)

spore creatures
since the spore creature creator came out the other day and all, lets see how many different types of unsusal creatures it is possible to make

though i get the feeling they will be mostly penises (thats the first thing i did when i downloaded it)
( Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:17, Reply)

Not sure if original
but show us the sexual fantasies of celebrities
(Phagenius, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 8:41, Reply)

DESIGN A 2012 OLYMPICS MASCOT
With so much utter shite being passed off for mascots in previous years, surely B3ta can do better for London's games?

What mascot would you like to represent London? A filthy eel perhaps, or maybe a rat? An anthropomorphic dog shit or maybe a walking goatse? Make your mascot character and save London's crappy games now!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7456330.stm

EDIT: MINDPISS! Don't vote for this, vote for Yemen's down there V www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post175265
( Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:01, Reply)

How not to have an olympic nightmare, easy, let b3ta design your mascot
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7456330.stm

following on from the huge success and widespread public approval of the 2012 olympic logo design the design gurus at olympics house are allowing b3ta to design the 2012 olympic mascots.
the only conditions are that the rings have to be incorporated into the design somewhere and please no cdc's, other than that anything goes.
The Coast of Yeman is heading up the judges i'm told.

VOTE YEMAN
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:40, Reply)

Design a Mascot for the London Olympics
re this: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7456330.stm

w/ thanks to printmeister for the spot

Who or what would best represent Britain to the world?
( The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:35, 10 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Men and Women
What would happen if the roles of men and women were reversed?
( WormuIus, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:33, Reply)

If sidekicks were the heroes
Show us what famous sidekicks would do if their more heroic counterparts never existed.
( Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:42, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

inlight of this weeks compo
the Real life photoshop contest (part 2?)

make something real and post it. NO PHOTOSHOP ALLOWED
( Sir T. Skellington, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:42, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

The Future of Law Enforcement Now
We live in an increasingly unsafe world, a world where literally tens of people a day need a stapler only to find that the monkey in the next office has stolen it. Show us how you think the world would look if the police were required to handle every little crime?
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:08, Reply)

over the top.
pick a subject, any subject, and make it be the best/brightest/absolutely most extreme version of that very thing, the apex of its species/kind/sort. if it's an elephant, it must have ten thousand tusks and a trunk the size of my cock. should you depict a cute child eating peas, make me want to love that child until its bloody flesh falls apart in my hands. if you make an animation illustrating boredom, i want to cry at the utter bottomless pit of tediousness shown onscreen in a matter of microseconds.

do it now!
( postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 9:44, Reply)

If germany had won world war 2

( Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:32, Reply)

Shop animals into machines
Eg A cat car
Dog playstation
Fish digger
etc...
( epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 1:31, Reply)

B3TA loves animals (not in teh bad way)
Shop animals looking 'cool'.

( mikenco, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 23:02, Reply)

Specialist TV Channels
Yvette Fielding has started up her own 24 hour Paranormal TV channel for desperate old goths to cling to (and phone up expensive "audience participation" lines). If you had unlimited funds, what would you make a tv channel all about?

Advertise it for us now
( HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:37, Reply)

B3tards cooking.
Think you're good in the kitchen? PROVE IT.

Bake us up something tasty and post the results.

Extra points for entries involving cakes, food dye, orange chocolate etc.
( We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:52, 11 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

If everything was black...
What would the world be like if everyone and everything was black?? Would it be all because of Global Warming or would it just turn out to be a Gollywog invasion?? Show us your ideas
(DLoAndMartin are boreder than a bored thing on a boring day, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 18:05, Reply)

Dragon's Den
commercially (un)viable inventions to present to 4 arrogant cunts.
I have already patented the Cuntsock.
( MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:24, Reply)

New olympic sports
I liked the image of the long jumper on the front page. I think it could be a pretty rich territory and pretty funny.
(kintore_homeboy tenuous links since 1986!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:49, Reply)

No Text Alowed!
photoshop something without writing on it.
No TOAP zone for 1 week
( Kingtoke was shit at life on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:13, Reply)

Decapitate a celeb !
londons been hit by a graffiti artist with an interesting twist
www.flickr.com/photos/the_decapitator/sets/72157603480986566/

and it looks like a lot of fun, viva la revolution.
Bonus points for getting your effort on the streets & posting a snap of it.

Off with their heads.
(TheCrunch, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:04, Reply)

The war between cats and dogs gets out of hand.
What ingenious ways will cats and dogs come up with to wipe each other out?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 22:51, Reply)

"I for one welcome our new Alien overlords..."
How does Earth look after The Invasion:
Fresh human meat at 20 credits a pound?
Designated Human wildlife parks?



Pull out your tin foil hats and go crazy.
Assuming you weren't already
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 7 Jun 2008, 15:17, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

The power of positive thinking
Remove all the hate, anger and pain from the world, and what would we see?
( Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 7 Jun 2008, 14:09, Reply)