Better computer security
No matter how good it is said that a program is at protecting your computer, spam, viruses and pop-ups still get through. The world needs a better way to protect computers. What do you think should be used to protect computers?
(NERDYLURKER is attempting to divide by zero, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 20:06, Reply)

EVOLUTION!
Lovely lovely David Attenborough has got a program about evolution on at the moment, but he can't live forever to see where it's all going to lead to, so lets fast forward and show him the results of natures continuing struggle.

Shop us the future of Frogs, Giraffes, Monkeys and people. Will we become giant brained flesh balloons sat in front of a computer? Will dgs become more flexible making licking their balls easier? and will Sharks ever fly helicopters? I don't know, but I bet you do.

Special clauses - No Spore pics and no reposts, lets go for something new thanks.
( HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:08, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Maggie Thatcher's funeral
Now that she's dead *wishes REALLY hard*, what is her funeral going to look like.
( monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 8:22, Reply)

Newspaper headlines that might appear if brands of cereal were members of the US government
e.g. Ambassador to Iraq, Tony the Tiger, reports an increase in guer-r-r-r-rilla warfare.
( the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 22:07, Reply)

The Great British Winter Olympic Games
Screw 2012, snow's much more fun, let's bid for the next winter olympics.
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:15, Reply)

Lords for sale
Mark Thomas wants some ideas/designs for cards to go up in phone boxes along the lines of "Hot new peer in town phone 0207 219 3000 ! Lord ready for bareback action ! Lobby fodder, rent my ermine! etc." maybe with design of lords and the like in robes looking provocative. Needs them by thursday 5th January preferably so this maybe a bit short notice, sorry!
(Plucker, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:52, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Advertisements without the bullshit..
What would television advertisements be like without the "Better than the leading brand", "Cleans 10x faster" or "Less than 1% fat" crap and they just told the truth?
( stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 8:34, Reply)

If B3tans ran the establishment
I noticed that the banner for Number10.gov.uk included a "BETA" disclaimer. What would life be like if the government had a "B3TA" disclaimer instead?
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 14:18, Reply)

Imitation is the most sincerest form of parody
It says so on a muppets poster in my bedroom. so you know.. it must be true.

that being said.. pick someone else's style, be it a b3tan, and artist, the local drug dealer, your wife and/or father and create an image in it.
( arrangedletters, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 1:28, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Disturbing stuff
Not sick, not obscene, just... disturbing. Images that make your brain want to crawl out through the nearest aperture due to strangeness overload.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 20:21, Reply)

Biscuits in the real world
Daily life is, of course, impossible without biscuits! Show us why.


^-- thanks to SirJonDangerous for surfing on a Bourbon, /board/9142174
( Bee Nice |-|, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:42, Reply)

Life in a post-terrorism world
Let's imagine that something amazing happens like people stop wanting to be scared of something. What will things look like when the war against making people scared is won or lost?
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 8:47, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Depictions of
Mohammed.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 22:24, Reply)

where is all the money?
how the government, banks and other large companies waste money.
(darkmooink, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 14:29, Reply)

Petty terrorism
Grand standing terrorism like that witnessed on July 7th and 11th september, for what ever reason, doesn't seem to effect the British in quite the same way as the Americans. I feel the only way that terrorists could fully disable Britain is if they invented a device that over night simultaneously knocked out all alarms clocks and kettles.

Illustrate what happens when the terrorists get petty.
( arrangedletters, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:33, Reply)

Reverse B3ta
All pictures that are normally done digitally (e.g. Gnops, Seamhorses) have to be drawn and scanned, or sculpted, or made out of lego, or whatever.

All things that are normally done traditionally (models, sculptures, doodles) have to be done digitally.

Let's reverse B3ta! :P
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:58, Reply)

What If b3ta was Chinese?
What if b3ta was hosted in China,
How would the challenges look like? how would the board look like? How many pictures of the great leader would be on the frontpage?
(ScatCat, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:50, Reply)

the wrong b3ta.
open up photoshop and show us what a horror the site would become if you were at the helm.

prompted by agent muu.
( postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:20, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Celebrities of the future.
What is your idea of future celebrities? Elvis-o-matic 5000? Michael Jackson clones? David Beckhams brain in a jar with legs?

Use your skills to show us what you think stardom will look like in the Jetpack flying... Bacofoil jumpsuit wearing future...



Madonna Circa 2552 AD.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 12:05, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Obama with a CHEEZBURGER
Use your super duper photoshop skills to create images of a profession with an odd object in it. Here are some examples:

Newly President Obama giving his inauguration speech with a cheeseburger in his hands, Paris Hilton with a husband, or a doctor with a cat peering out of his arse. It has to be a nonchalant scene with that one part sticking out like a festering blister.
(yourworldwontcollapse reminds you, it isn't incest after second cousins!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 7:35, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Reasons why the last competion was posted so late.
For example, the dog ate Rob's internet.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 20:27, Reply)

Photoshop Liberace
Because, well, fuck, why not?
( AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 17:49, Reply)

what if there was a

( d d, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 6:16, Reply)

profile
Shop my profile pic.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 1:10, Reply)

25th birthday of the Mac


The Mac is 25 years old today - image challenge to design a birthday card for the Mac.
(protocoldroid, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:15, Reply)

If celebs could Photoshop
what would they doodle, and how would it look?
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:34, Reply)

After over-indulging on the extra hot sauce in Nandos last night I have just shat my arse inside out.
Your challenge is to create a picture showing how you imagine my toilet to look right now.
For bonus points you could try creating a picture from the toilet's point of view looking up at my arse.
eg
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:27, Reply)

The Great Escape

photoshop a great escape..
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:44, Reply)