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chthonic, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 17:36)
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Man. The fuck? Up!My wife and I have both worked as carers for people with intellectual disabilities. Some of my missus' clients were living independently. Often in flats and units all fairly close together.
One night we get woken up by a phone call at about 0100. It's Catherine - one of my wife's clients. She is in her early 30's and has suffered from grand mal epilepsy seizures most of her adult life - many of these have left her with physical and emotional scars. They also have the unfortunate effect of killing shitloads of her brain every time it happens.
Anyhoo, Catherine has called us crying, because she's just been raped by one of her neighbours. I tell my missus to tell Catherine to check she's alone in her flat, stay inside, lock her doors and don't open them until she hears my wife's voice. I then tell her to call the cops and we set off.
We arrive about the same time as the police - Catherine opens the door looking dishevelled and distraught. It turns out that one of the nephews of another resident of the block is the perpetrator. He's sitting upstairs watching TV. Not for long.
The cops bring him downstairs to interview as the forensic people turn up. A lady whose probably only intimacy is with herself has to have it explained to her by my wife (her carer) that she should allow people to perform even more "invasive" things to her in order to get the bad guys.
The young fella stands out on the balcony accompanied by a young copper. Looking like the stunned-est mullet there ever was.
Even before I got fat and old, I have always been built fairly big and solid. I'm sure to some people when I'm angry I could well be intimidating.
I calmly and quietly approached the 2 young men, the cop and his younger quarry. I leant carefully towards the perpetrators ear so that the rapist could hear me whisper.
"If it weren't for my respect for that guys uniform, I'd have your throat in my hands". The young fella tried to splurt an apology and rather wisely the the young cop stepped in to separate us.
That day my wife and I both shed quite a few tears "de-briefing".
The young bloke plead guilty and spent a few months in jail.
Catherine was never really capable of understanding - she ended up being moved into residential care, not because she lost abilities but because she could never again trust the people around her.
Me & my wife - we spent quite a lot of nights wondering what we could've done to have alleviated the situation. Even tho it wasn't our fault. End of the day - we looked after Catherine as best we could and beyond that - there's a man who served a few months in pokey who'll forever be looking over his shoulder and wondering. Or not.
(, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 9:40, 192 replies)
The question is 'man the fuck up' not 'make something the fuck up'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 9:47,
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Sadly.I wish.
Monty, stfu.
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tl:dr you raped a spastic and then blamed some other cunt(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 10:08,
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Bravo Monty!What a thought provoking dialog.
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Now post a picture of a dog.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 10:39,
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would that make you harddog fingerer
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That's libellousYou might want to reconsider that post.
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^ Rofy outed as pop-midget paedophile Prince.Or possibly as Richard Branson.
YOU READ IT HERE FOLKS!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 5 Aug 2013, 10:32,
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That's libellousYou might want to reconsider that post.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 10:34,
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Oh shit, he's going to set Frisbok on me, isn't he?(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 5 Aug 2013, 10:44,
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The 'Ally McBeal' of internet-landStill, you'll get a nice cup of tea off him.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 10:45,
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Going for broke stuj.You funny, pointless, inconsequential fellow you.
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That's libellousYou might want to reconsider that post.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 10:40,
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OK sorry you raped a flid then blamed some other cunt(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 10:34,
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You seem to like the fact that that this tale involved "rape" Monty.That's not really a 'good thing', sunshine.
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You couldn't be more wrong.There is literally nothing whatsoever that I like about this tale and I deeply resent the fact that I wasted time I shall never have again reading it.
Life is a precious resource and you're the equivalent of a gas-guzzling monster truck.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 10:39,
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You shouldn't let Monty or the other puppies bother you so much.Like all trolls, they're compensating for the fact that in real life nobody pays them any attention.
They can't do this sort of thing to real people, as they'd get punched in the face and they're scared of that.
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OK I'll try not let Monty or the other puppies bother meYou fucking flid.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:21,
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Wow Monty, thatwas a spectacular zinger!
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with your finger in it?(, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:24, closed)
That's libellousYou might want to
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:23,
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Are you still lurking in the South Atlanticon account of not being able to function in normal society?
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Oh man, now HE'S going to set Frisbok on me too.:(
sadtimes
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:30,
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GET AWAY FROM HERE - WHILST YOU STILL CAN!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:34,
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Ah, it's ok, I'm pretty sure I can bribe frisbok with half a bottle of meths.No dignity, that boy.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:41,
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Are you threatening to hit a puppy? That's not very nice.
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He seems to be a very angry man for some reason.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:25,
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He's never got over being raped by Ringo, that's why.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:26,
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Probably because he is rock hard. If you said something to him in a pub he'd pummel you until you begged for relief. He'd let you have it. POW, right in the kisser!
He'd MTFU. So you see he is spot on subject. Genius really.
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You know what these rapists are like - they're all cowards, deep down.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:33,
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That's libellous.You might want to reconsider that post.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:16,
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You're not reading it properly are you? He DIDN'T assault the guy because he fancies men in uniform.
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That's libellousYou might want to reconsider that post.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:18,
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Did he finger the young PC? I only skim read it.
I think mental health/"intellectual disabilities" is a made up concept by health professionals to cover for dinneys.
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He's made up the concept to justify his rapey rapiness.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:26,
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I'm sure we all agree that this is libellous, and that I may want to reconsider that post.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:28,
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I think you should back yourself on this and not reconsider. (, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:35, closed)
Yeah! Fuck it!No one tells ME what to do!!!
Least of all 'me'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:39,
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Assault's the threat of physical violence.Pretty sure threatening to strangle the man counts. It's lucky the policeman was a fictitous character in a made up story else this chap might have got himself arrested, too!
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Kroney, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:20,
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That's not libelousyou might want to reconsider that post.
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libellous(, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:23, closed)
That's not how to spell libellousYou might want to reconsider that post.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:25,
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I like how you subtly imply that you are big and scary but to modest to mention it.I am suitably intimidated, as I'm sure we all are.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:26,
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technically....it needs to be untrue to be libel.
Oh bugger, I lied about being intimidated, I'm going to gaol. :(((((
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:32,
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Doesn't it also need to be damaging to a person's reputation?/notalawyer
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:33,
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Shut up or I'll knock you out. (, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:36, closed)
That's assultYou might want to reconsider that post.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:38,
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Show a little more respect for that guys uniform(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:44,
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notalawyer?Hello Frisbee Alan.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:38,
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That's libellousYou might want to reconsider that post.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:43,
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ohshitohshitpleasedontsuemeHey, Adam........FETCH!
*Throws frisbee*
*Throws half a bottle of meths after it*
*Runs in opposite direction*
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:46,
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b3ta.com/questions/mtfu/post2037875
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:51,
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In the view of right thinking people, yes.the question is who counts as a right thinking person in this thread.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:38,
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My, my.The number of asbo-chavs here who can regurgitate a line whilst giggling.
But can't actually read a piece of writing longer than a couple of lines is......
well, now that we've got past their attention spans -
alright?
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Not really, you flid-raping libeller.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:33,
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Yeah, he becomes REALLY intimidating(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:42,
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I bet I am bigger than him. In the trouser dept anyway.
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yeah, I heard that even before he got fat and old, he has always been built fairly big and solid.I'm sure to some people when he's angry he could well be intimidating.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:43,
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I'd back myself on that one. (, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:44, closed)
Fair dinkum, don't libel us all the same, mite!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:34,
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That's libellous.You might want to reconsider raping spastics.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:39,
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Medically incorrect to refer to such seizures as 'grand mal'.Tonic clonic is the correct reference.
However, don't let factual accuracy get in the way of posting a load of badly thought through lies.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:36,
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*throws in the washing*(, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:38, closed)
This one's going to reach 200 posts easily.I can tell.
Thanks for the fact-check there "sell-my-book".
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Like anything you feed bullshit to, it will grow. (, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:43, closed)
Everyone i workwould be 20 foot tall if that was true
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This is literally the most exciting achievement in your life.(, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 23:08, closed)
Sometimes I like to get a big bottle of Schweppes and give myself a tonic c'lonic.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:39,
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Threeead Winnnaaaarrr!(, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:41, closed)
'The young bloke plead guilty and spent a few months in jail.'
a few months? For rape?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:46,
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It wasn't a REAL sentence. Or jail. (, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:48, closed)
Only in Australia.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:48,
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Where did you get that photoOf Brayndedds dad
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That's libellousYou might want to reconsider that post.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 23:24,
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Man posts storyInternet spastics go spastic
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 12:09,
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Hello Rofy's other, other account.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 5 Aug 2013, 12:12,
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You really do seem to witter on about other people having other accounts a lot.Methinks you doth protest too much Rory
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"a puppet for 16 days"(, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 23:07, closed)
And we've all been raped(, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 12:13, closed)
I only get finger raped round here when i wear my dog costume.
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I'm not a big name around here, not like you.But the rumour goes that you take photos of fat birds with Toby jugs wedged up their growlers and favour wearing inflatable penis hats.
I'm not one to judge, I'm a liberal sort of a chap, but I wouldn't go around drawing attention to myself by calling people spastics. Especially in a thread where the OP is big and tough and liable to beat everybody up using his advanced Aikido or whatever at any moment.
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Kroney, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 12:17,
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But the rumour goes that you take photos of fat birds with Toby jugs wedged up their growlers and favour wearing inflatable penis hats.
I'm not one to judge, I'm a liberal sort of a chap, but I wouldn't go around drawing attention to myself by calling people spastics. Especially in a thread where the OP
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 12:28,
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To quote Dr. DreIt's not that I'm too big to listen to the rumours, it's just that I'm too damn big to pay attention to them.
And that's the difference between me and you - you talk a good one but y'all don't do what you're supposed to do. I act on what I feel and never deal with emotions, I'm used to living big dog style and straight coasting.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:14,
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It's a bit scary really.I'm just standing back and waiting for it to subside. A bit.
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Can you not answer my question below please?There appear to be some fairly major problems with the story as you've told it which would make your police force seem less competent that the ones in Hollyoaks.
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Yes she was taken to hospital.The whole fucken block heard her screaming (yet failed to come to her aid let alone call the cops) and she knew the attacker and was readily able to identify him by name, location and sight.
EDIT I think I may have mentioned in the post that she was a person with an intellectual disability.
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You did mention this, but that doesn't explain why the suspect would be left hanging around in the houseand not just bundled off to the police station to await questioning as soon as the police turned up. And why were you waiting for "forensics" to arrive, as I asked, if she was in fact taken off to hosiptal.
It's this kind of massive inconsistency that leads everyone to think you're a huge liar.
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Do you think it's possible that they might want to examine the scene of the crime, Colonbo?
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 12:52,
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Do you not want to answer why the suspect wasn't taken into custody for questioning rather than being held on the balcony?(, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 12:55, closed)
I don't know, maybe their teleportation device was fucked and they had to wait for a van, or something.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 12:58,
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Not being one of the police officers at the scene, I can honestly tell youI have absolutely no fucking idea. Maybe the view into Kings Park was just too good to not stop and have a gander at.
It's all in the minutiae I reckon.
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He doesn't stipulate exactly how long he was waiting on the balcony with the copper does he?Only that it was long enough for him to say what he said. It could've been seconds. Perhaps the copper had called for assistance, perhaps there was a delay in the perpetrator being identified?
Oh I don't know. It is funny the lengths people are going to discredit the op though
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Fucking hell Rofy, just how many accounts do you have these days?(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 5 Aug 2013, 13:21,
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You tell me RoryOr worse yet, you're just another witless pleb who slaps his fins together whilst joining in with the dull, humourless, inane drivel of the rest of these wastes of DNA.
Either way, I hope you're happy IRL.
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Hahaha, yeah great.Chin up Rofy.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:09,
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Alright Monty(, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:12, closed)
some people do love to froth themselves online(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 13:23,
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by froth do you mean wank?
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You're like Rebus.In that you appear drunk and angry.
You should maybe model yourself on Shiv. She's the one with the brains. And she's better looking than Ken Stott.
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I liked the bit where they kept parroting the same line over and over, in the hope that someone might mistake repetition for wit.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 12:50,
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I know, it made me laugh every single time.(, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 13:10, closed)
Hang on a secondYour telling me that the "forensic people" turn up and undertake an intrusive internal examination on a rape victim, just in her house, not in any kind of medical facility?
And while the "victim" is being "examined" the suspect is just left standing around on the balcony waiting for the "results" of the "examination" to come through, despite these likely taking at least several days in a lab to actually come back?
Are you really saying all that and still expecting us to believe you?
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That's libellous.You might want to reconsider that post.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 5 Aug 2013, 12:28,
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I'm furiously reconsidering and I can't see anything wrong with it.(, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 12:31, closed)
Well, there's the fact that evidence collection is a prerequisite for analysis, and there was no mention of the latter taking place at the scene. And then there's the bit where you don't seem to be able to tell the difference between "your" and "you're".
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 12:47,
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Rather than argue,just pop your goggles on and enjoy the shit-flinging show.
It's actually been moderately funny how much of a froth most of them have worked themselves into with such limited stimuli.
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I'm not frothing, I'm asking genuine questions about this "true story" which casts serious doubt on it authenticityYou do realise that just because someone disagrees with you it doesn't mean they are upset or furious or any of those things. I just can't see why you have spent so long writing this story and yet made so many basic errors.
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Your questions cast doubt on your literacy, nothing more.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 12:56,
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One spelling error and i'm illiterateThat's quite amazing. And yet you understood exactly what I meant. Still, you have stopped attempting to answer the questions I posed and instead started making ad hominem attacks.
This casts you in an excellent light.
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He didn't say you were illiterateSo shouldn't that also put your reading skills into question too?
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Hello, Weepy Puppet.(, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 23:04, closed)
Alright, angry puppet(, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 8:42, closed)
I do so love it when pricks moan about "ad hominem", like we're peer reviewing a paper in Nature or something, rather than bickering on the internet.
Tell me, are you unfamiliar with the site?
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 13:10,
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OH NOES MY SPELLING WAS INCORRECT!!!!!!And let me write it once more to be very clear. If you are conducting an examination of a rape victim, it is not going to be done at their house with the suspect on the balcony. It will be done in a hospital. Which bit of that don't you get?
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It's not that the spelling was incorrect - you actually spelled the word quite well, it was just the wrong word.
You realise that the forensic people might be there to examine the scene of the crime, rather than the person, right? I mean, they turned up to do that when some cunt broke into my car, so I reckon they might also do it for a rape.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 12:55,
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I was actually really impressed by how manyfingerprints they got of our sliding doors a few years ago after our last break-in. Latex gloves are your friend.
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That actually sounds a bit wrong doesn't it? (, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 13:16, closed)
It really does.It sounds a bit.....rapey.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 13:16,
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I'm pretty sure there was a similar storyline in The Flying Doctors once(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 12:36,
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Last week his mates all got charged with possession with intent to supply - without being arrested.The police are seriously weird in Erinsborough, it seems.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 12:40,
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It's worse than living in Hollyoaks for outrageous breaches of legal protocol.(, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 12:41, closed)
Luckily people have respect for the guys' uniforms.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 12:44,
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How come you didn't drown the rapist in your 44,000 litre pool?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 12:44,
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Pity he wasn't an embittered homunculus, could have just drowned him in a puddle of piss.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 12:49,
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Was it Catherine's downstairs balcony they were on? Out of interest.(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 13:00,
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No, the walkway out the front of that section of the flats.(, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 13:02, closed)
Let me get this straight hereyou raped a spastic on the walkway out the front of that section of the flats?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 13:08,
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Jesus Monty, you're still here?!It's over 3 hours since your 1st post in this thread. Must be a quiet Monday for you.
Anyhoo, it's a school night and I need my beauty sleep.
Cheers.
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Yet another post that reads like a bad gangsta flick.Why,oh why anyone would post a story about someone else's rape for the musings of others is beyond me.
And "cops"?! You've been watching too much Bounty Hunter.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:02,
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He's owstralian I thinknot sure what they call their plod though.
sorry I had a go at you
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:58,
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It doesn't even fit the question, if it were 'barely suppressed rage' I could perhaps understand it(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 20:02,
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Do you even understand that you're onlinelet alone which site you're at?
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A lot more than you it would seem.As you were.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:55,
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Is this the one where his mum kills herself during an imaginary drugs bust or the one where his wife crashes into a paddling pool?(, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 18:46, closed)
"a few months in pokey"Are you deliberately understating the sentence for effect. If not, that seems exceedingly short for that crime.
Do you have a link to this case?
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 19:38,
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I believe Judge Judy may have been presiding.(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 20:00,
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This does come across a bit like 'someone was raped and I took the opportunity to play the hardman and not help the situation one tiny bit, pay attention to me online.'(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 21:44,
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Damn!That's exactly what I was going for too.
Oh well, back to the drawing board I guess.
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Or you could just fuck off and never come back since literally everybody here thinks you're scum.(, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 23:03, closed)
That's libellous.You might want to reconsider that post.
EDIT: Also "literally everybody"? That's a lot of non-figurative bodies.
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Can I be the first to say it?UPSET on b3ta.com's /QOTW!!!
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alright Dr. Imble.(, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 23:52, closed)
Yeah good.Bairn's home sick from school and the missus has the morning off - I predict an early beer o'clock!
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Beer o clock is cancelled for me until the weekend
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Sorry to hear that.I shall salute your need for commiseration. A few times.
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Its my 40th on SundaySo i will need more commiseration than normal
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 17:27,
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That's quite witty AB.Well done!
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That's fabulousThe mods might want to FP that post.
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So apt....Misery McUglywife – where do I start? It is your presence here that has finally seen me off. Not only does your username depress me no end - but your masochism sickens me.
If this were a fight, you’d be in lying prostrate in the centre of a baying mob, blood pouring from every orifice, shit and piss streaming down your legs, your skin torn off as if you’d been dragged for 20 miles behind a truck. Yet you’d still be begging for more. You’d crawl back to the centre demanding they beat you again. Demand that they strip you of every last modicum of self-respect and dignity.
Your inane witterings are the most banal, unfunny and depressing ‘stories’ I have ever had the misfortune to come across. You open yourself to ridicule yet seem to thrive off it. If what I have read is true and you are indeed a man in his 50’s, then may I state an oft used insult? Get A Fucking Life.
(, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:33, closed)
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