In an hour, I am going to Paris.
Tell me why this is a shit idea...I shall ignore you all though, because I am going anyway.
( thealternativefact, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:50, 56 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Internet puzzle
Hello internet, you'll know this. What is this dialogue from:

Person one: Are you saying that's not you?
Person two: Yeah
Person one: Well, I'm saying it is.

It'll be a tv show, but cant put my finger on it.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:16, 15 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Odd file problem
Sitting on the sofa doing some work on the laptop a week or so ago, Mrs SLVA thought it would be a good laugh to distract me from my work by 'waxing my dolphin'.

She succeeded in distracting me but I got my own back by capturing her in the act on the laptop's webcam. Har har!

I played it back to her and she made me delete it. So I did (and used Window Washer to completely shred the file).

Fast-forward to earlier this morning, I've just searched my hdd for *.mpg (to find a stop-motion animation of a Blu-Tac morph I once created) and there, in the search results, was my homemade porn. porn.mpg, including original filepath, filesize and a thumbnail! WTF??

I try to open the file, but it won't open. I try to move it, but it won't. But the thumbnail and file info exists.

Where is that stored? I thought thumbs.db might be it, but there isn't one for the folder it was in. I even did a full 'wash' on the hdd with all the options selected, but it's still there.

How do I remove this retained information?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:05, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

So...
[link to news story]

[generic witty comment]

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/8100953.stm

Lighting hits bullocks.
( Cawl, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:56, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This is just me being curious
curious nosy, but how did you discover B3ta?

A friend had a quote from an image challenge as his MSN name. I asked where it was from, and he linked me to it - the inappropriate books for children one I think. And it was all downhill from there.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:20, 28 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Pisswitch
Have been informed that, when my company moves to the new building (this weeked), all net activity is going to be recorded/monitored.

Looks like my days of having b3ta open constantly are over, but I should be able to pop on for lunch, and a few mins here and there.

What management decisions have made you swear recently?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:28, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Also
Do you prefer OT now or how it was when it started?




( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:08, 79 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What are you light years behind everyone else on?
I started watching Shameless last night after a year or so of refusing to watch as I hate chavs. I watched the first episode and then stayed up til 4am watching the rest of the first season - got the rest on download now.

Next up The wire.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:03, 35 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

gotta love frosty winter mornings.
it was brrrrr chilly cold this morning but now I'm wrapped up snug as a bug.
What's on for your day today?

Also - shorts or jeans?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:09, 102 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Following on from yesterday's career question
What job do you do and do you enjoy it? Also, what did you want to be when you were a kid?

I think you all know what I do when I'm in gainful employment and yes I love it. I wanted to be an astronaut, but wasn't good enough at science or maths.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:14, 153 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Plans for today
My car is in the garage and hopefully will be ready today, but in the meantime I have an appointment at the dentist and so I will need to get the peasant-wagon into town. In Hull.

Ugh!
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:01, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Just been sent this
www.moglesby.karoo.net/tax.jpg
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:56, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Andy Murray looks like someone I know
or at least, thought I knew. I just worked out who it is.

One of the Thunderbirds.

Have you ever noticed a similarity between someone famous and a puppet?

Otherwise... nipples or ear-lobes?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:55, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

For many many years now,
there is one item that I have desired......

....wanted...

....coveted...

some would say, even lusted after. Alas, until now, I had not found one that I both liked and could afford at the time.

Today, I found the object of my desire.....

pic in replies
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 4:06, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I can't sleep at all.
I've had maybe 2 or 3 hours so far.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 4:05, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket-Powered Battle-Cars
is the best name for a game, ever.

Discuss.
( Maladicta, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:43, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Apparently internet grooming is a piece of piss
What or who do you find easy?

Other than me or ym
( Captain V, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:53, 26 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I really, really, really hate Danny Dyer.
Tell me how you would hurt him, the no-talent, pseudo-hard man, gurning twatsock.

- Bonus points for imagination, originality, and gore factor.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:10, 40 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

My dvd player is at my mum's place and the one on my laptop is fuct
but OFFICE SPACE IS STARTING NOW ON FILM 4, so I am happy
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:59, 47 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

No, I said I wanted Green Beans, not Greenies...
What the fuck was I thinking. A Chinese restaurant that is cheap, quick and reliivley polite... Too good to be true? Yes Sireeey!
I have JUST come back from a noodle bar. No, the food wasn't cold, no, there wasn't a hair in my food, the waiter had much to learn about what not to do in front of customers.....!
We sat on the bar seats which face onto, you guessed it.... The Bar! The bar man, a chinese moody fellow didn't even look around before bending over into the ice sink, turning on the tap and washing out his nose and using his fingers a greeny lever. Then kneeled down and did the boy playing football thing and blew out of both nostrils onto the floor....
Then turned around and just stared at me as if I was the one being revolting....
It keeps making me gag...
(prang007, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:38, 23 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Is it just me...
or does anyone else really want to meet Spankyhanky to find out what he's really like?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:48, 17 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

For the first time in years
I'm getting hayfever. I wish I hadn't mocked blinky-Kaol now...
( Captain V, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:24, 21 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

How do you do
Anyone recommend a decent free downloadable dvd playing software for my laptop please?

In other news after spending the last two days renting food by the hour I have managed to go a whole day without being violenty sick or perching on the throne with bowels like water, hurrah!
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:15, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Are you listening
to Radio 4?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:43, 16 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Evening snatch monkeys
For anyone who's not on my facebook - so very few of you - I just got back from a leisurely lunch and found that they're willing to pay me £10 an hour to work a trial shift on Wednesday. So while you'll lose the displeasure of my company, I'll be earning bucks kids.

What one good thing has made you shout Woohoo today? Even if it was a woohoo
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:22, 22 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

More facebook news
In relation to the earlier thread about retarded status updates, I came home to this gem.

In replies:
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:46, 34 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Icons
I swear I used to be able to see what the current icons were. Is my memory making this up or have things changed?
( Captain V, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:38, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

After stopping them on Saturday night so I could take bets
Place your bets here:

Who would win in a fight between Wookie and Dok?
(bill, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:06, 26 replies, latest was 16 years ago)