Wha'gwan?
Apparently if Bon Jovi get mentioned on B3ta too many times it breaks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:15, 74 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Come on you lot, I'm going home at 4, I need entertainment and I need it FUCKING NOW
Which B3tan and which famous(ish) person would you like to place into what scenario with which animal? I'd put Chompy into a steel cage match with the Undertaker and his tag team partner, a Bengal Tiger.

Alt Q - What's the significance of which flowers? I know lilies are "sorry you died" but beyond that I'm stumped.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 14:43, 92 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Let's have a bit of a debate.
I propose an increase in family related benfits/support for parents who are willing to pass an educational course with yearly inspections.

This course would become mandatory on, say, the 3rd offence a child makes that involves police action.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 12:57, 65 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Today this could be
.....the most tedious day of my life.....

Today I have woken up with a knackered back at 5.45am, spilled my coffee and struggled into work to be greeted by a full day of interviewing Unix engineers for a new post here. Please regale me with tales of how much better your day is than mine

ALT Q:
Favourite bread type product
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:38, 77 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

what the fuck
you lot are making the research on my desk look interesting. and that research is about a tenant's rights if a landlord steamrollers in and carries out upgrades to a building without communicating them to the tenant. that is how bad you are.

now for chrissake pull your socks up. as sex seemed to get you going yesterday, let's ask:

how old were you when you found out what it was? who told you? did it scar you for life? of course in the cases of SOME PEOPLE, these questions are yet to be answered, but most of you should be ok.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:00, 135 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:38, 9 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

If you're on Facebook
then you're a massive tosser who desperately clings to nebulous ideas of 'popularity' and has pathetic delusions about how interesting other people find your tedious existence. You are boring. Your made-up 'friends' are boring. No-one cares - an 'update' about how you are feeling today is not even of interest to your own mother. Stop it.

HOLIDAYS. Who already has one booked or planned? Where are you going?

Christ now I know what it's like to be a fucking hairdresser.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:26, 55 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

If you're on Facebook
it would appear they've quietly changed the settings again from "show me everything" to "show me people I've interacted with recently". You can change it back if you want, but if you were wondering why you stopped seeing any posts from various people, that's probably why (or they hate you).

www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=10150104339075854&id=667761344

If you're not on Facebook, of course, feel free to now rant about why it's for losers and internet lolfatties.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 7:36, 39 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Tune stuck in my head
Ever had a song stuck in your head that just wont go away?
A/ what was that song?
b/ how the hell do you make it stop?
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 0:57, Reply)

What exactly are the rules?
The rules of OT, the rules of qotfw, the rules of life, the rules of etiquette.

Those sorts of rules.

But not the rules of menswear and cologne.

I am somewhat well versed in such things already.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:58, 8 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

So I can't be arsed reading that thread after only being awake 30 minutes.
evening chat anybody?
Who is around, who is a bit inebriated, and who has a slight thing for JD from scrubs when he does that staring into the distance thing?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:15, 145 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Question
is a qotw bash disapointing when you expect the people you meet aren't the amazing people they talked about? bit like being told you won a ferarri, then just winning a fat bald spastic instead?
( FIEND, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:56, 103 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

The previous thread is full of win
Ignore this one and post there instead.

Alt Q: What's for dinner?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:38, 39 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I don't care much for questions this evening.
I've been home for a while and managed to polish off two and a half pints of good cider, a strip of fantastically over-ripe brie with some crackers and chilli, and listened to two hours of music.

Fuck the subject line. What have you achieved today?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:38, 91 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

School Trips
What was the best/worst/funniest school trip you went on and why?

Alt: Would you like a link from the BBC website?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:06, 154 replies, latest was 15 years ago)