Signs have been put up at work declaring that all personal mugs will be thrown out on Friday and replaced with uniform company branded mugs
when did the man last try and crush your spirit?

alt: what's your favorite mug?

altalt: where's Q?

altaltalt: do you have a "bum chin", a "John Travolta" or just a plain smooth one?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:15, 77 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Looks like the honda accord man was lying
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-21519029

Also

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-21507158

Boy puts foot in woodchipper.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:31, 152 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

This is lol
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-21510590

Which member of So Solid Crew would you try to scam into thinking you want to have sex with?

Alt: I will get internet at the flat for the first time in three weeks on saturday. What's new on the internet?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:59, 191 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Ch ch ch changes...
Good morning you collection of festering anal boils.

Changes. Yesterday we heard that Darth Cumshot is changing to vegetarianism and is finding it surprisingly easy. People were changing their icons and finding it surprisingly easy to do and we found out that most B3tan parents prefer Pampers. I assume this is due to them being surprisingly easy to change.

What changes do you know you should be making in your own life?

Alt: tell another B3tan what changes they should make to their miserable existence.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 7:54, 205 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Inseminoid, that's a good film probably, dunno, never seen it
what's your favourite film that you've never actually seen?

alt: what do you suppose David Cameron's willy looks like?
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 0:22, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I was at the hospital having my treatment today...
... and I get a bit chatty to the nurses, they like me, I'm polite'n'stuff and make them lol. So I was in the hall asking one of them a question (wasn't just waffling) when this patient comes up, probably about 40s, in a super posh voice and what is probably an expensive dress, interupts me goes "Start my inflixinab.... now.", the nurse goes "We're just making it up" (it takes 30 minutes or soo to sort out or whatever.) and the rude-women turns to walk off so I say to the nurse "How rude ! I think the word she was looking for is 'please' followed by a 'thank you'" and the rude women gives me an evil-stair, so I look back at her, then turn to the nurse and go loudly "Aaannnny way.... blah blah blah", so the rude women goes "Hmpth" and walks off.

Then this other women who was sitting next to me was the most hard-work person i've come across, some women in her mid-50s. Kept on going on about "The worst thing that can happen to someone, my mum died, 3 years ago... that's the worst thing that can happen to someone, did you know that? and it happened to me !" and "They stole her german passport from the 30s" and kept on talking about her skin falling off and depression and wah wah wah wah. She was inflicting her OhWoeIsMe on me like a succubus of lolz, but I had an inpentirable shield of apathy. I wasn't rude, just wasn't interested.

Oh gee oh gosh oh my, I'm gonna marry a member of NHS staff one day. Or a vet. One of the kind ones though, not the hard-nosed ones. They're so swell.

GENERIC EVENING THREAD
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 18:54, 189 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

So what's all the fuss about this place then?

( MONO!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:56, 137 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Does ANYONE want to put popping candy under their foreskin and touch willies*
*sorry gonz, guess you can't play this game.

alt:Anyone want to some of my work for me?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:58, 155 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Donate to fix search
Sorry search has been buggered for so long - I'm organising a coder to fix it - this will cost a little bit of cash - so what I'd like is for you to donate and get new icons and in return 1. hey new icons and 2. fixed search. Here's the new icons: & . Thanks to Alialo, Tart Monkey, Top Up the Tea and An Eagle in your Mind for drawing them. Please donate now.
( rob, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:13, 88 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

New thread that is less girly.
Massive diamond heist. www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21504112

If you could commit one crime and get away with it, what would it be?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:34, 172 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

New thread that makes sense
Calories. I just went through the below quiz and there are some very surprising answers in there. And when I say surprising, I mean obviously wrong.

www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/quiz/2013/feb/19/how-many-calories-do-you-need

Do you calorie-count? How do you make sure you're not on the road to ending up with your own pet Rancor and an army of slaves to push you about your palatial Tatooine estate? That doesn't sound bad actually.

Alt: SPORT CHAT. Man Utd have won the league, the Ashes are all but in the bag and I assume Scotland are still shit at Rugby. Do we need a new, less predictable, sport? Your suggestions please.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:12, 149 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

so this bloke goes into a bar
and the barmaid's got huge tits and the jew says "Jimmy Savile fucked children" and Hitler got the gas bill and the bloke says "that's not a record" and the barman says oh fuck this, I'm off out
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:20, 46 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Guy walks into a bar, orders a rum and coke.
So the bartender reaches under the counter, and pulls out an apple.
"What the fuck is this?" says the guy,
"Just try it" says the bar tender. So the guy bites into the apple and goes "This taste just like Rum !", "turn it around" says the bartender. "Yum ! Tastes just like Coke ! This is my favorite way to get drunk !"

In walks a second guy, orders a gin and tonic.
So the bartender reaches under the counter and pulls out an apple.
"What the fuck is this?" says the second guy.
"Just try it" says the first guy. So the second guy bites into the apple and goes "This tastes just like Gin !", "turn it around" says the bartender. "Yum ! Tastes just like Tonic ! This is my favorite way to get drunk !"

In walks a third guy, and the second guy goes "This bar tender is amazing, whatever you want, and the bartender will give you an apple that tastes just like it". So the third guy thinks a bit and goes "Ok, I'll have one that tastes just like pussy". Bartender pulls out and apple and hands it to him. He takes a big bite into it, then spits it out. "Aghhhh, this tastes like shit" he shouts..... So the bartender goes "Turn it around".

*fade to black*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:14, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Good mid morning
Fuck me CAR CHAT is dull.

See that peasant woman in Gloucestershire is having a special house built for her because she's such a slag she has 11 kids AND IS aged 36? She should be fucking spayed and her children sold into slavery. BUT PERHAPS YOU DISAGREE?

Just trying to whip up some righteous student Al-dignation here.

Alt: Is he a Yankee?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:20, 240 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Good morning
I've woken up to a foot of fresh snow outside. What have you woken up to that surprised you? *

Alt: When did you last find something surprisingly easy? *


* apart from my mother.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 7:40, 214 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Just for Jeff...
How are we all this evening? Are we all nice and snugglesome?

I'm off to bed soon.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 22:34, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Alright?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 19:06, 70 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I think we should turn this place into a 'steampunk' venue.
It's the latest scene out there. What do you reckon?

Alt: Offer PJ some helpful advice as to how to win back the love of his dear lady (whilst maintaining his dog scat fetish)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:03, 184 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Room 101
What would you consign to eternal damnation?

Alt:
DIY woes
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 14:48, 187 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

would you eat a dog poo for a million quid?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:35, 123 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Do you wear a watch?
I stopped wearing mine when I sprained my wrist last month, and I never bothered putting it back on again.
Are you one of those people who can pretty much guess the time without looking, or are you one of those awful human beings who say "Three o'clock? I thought it must be at least five by now!"?

Alt: Who's going to be the next dead celebrity?

Alt Alt: AOB
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:19, 62 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Making spinach and ricotta stufed canolonoi is surprisingly easy
What else is surprisingly easy? (my mum lols) What i surprisingly difficult?

Alt: Brian Cox, he's irritating isn't he?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 12:09, 200 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

New thread?
New thread.

BBC journo's are on Strike today, would you strike if you were asked? What do you think of strikers?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 10:47, 203 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Good morning.
Good morning?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 7:00, 197 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Well this is good..
Isn’t it?

Where the fuck are you lot?

Alt: Sunday joint what’s the best?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 17 Feb 2013, 12:08, 43 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Oh man, it's Saturday.
Any minute now, gonz's is going to tell us what he's having for tea.

I bet he's not tried THIS
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:32, 78 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Morning Muthershuckers
I know there will be no one around so I will talk random bollocks to myself and Franks parrot.

If you had to spend eternity with one person who would it be?

Alt: Food for thought Gonz made me well Jell with his takeaway last night, what’s the best takeaway and why?

Alt:alt: What attracts you to the opposite sex, are you a bum/leg/hair person do share

Alt:alt:alt:(◉‿◉)
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 7:53, 127 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Drinking in is better than drinking out - discuss
Points:
1. shoes off
2. cheap
3. watch what you want
4. trousers off

Counterpoints?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 23:30, 8 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

aye up

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 18:23, 71 replies, latest was 13 years ago)