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Gonz has put me on 2.0.Hah hah hah
Poor wonkygutsfoodwrong. Did I make you cry?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 13:42,
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latest was 12 years ago)
IT'S CHRIIIISSSTMAAAASSS!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 9:46,
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latest was 12 years ago)
I'm back from work now, you shut in LARPer cunts.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 21:49,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Looks like my car karma may be at an endNarrowly missed being struck by a M Reg. BMW 7 series full of asylum seekers this morning, then had this stupid African kid run out in front of the car this afternoon. When did you last know karma was fucking with you?
Alt: Toast what do you like on yours?
Alt:alt: I was enjoying my Bill Withers related Convo. with SSG what artists lyrics would you choose to make a great Convo. out off?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 20:12,
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alright(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 17:22,
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Fuck all you cunts. I'm going to work whilst you sit around in your pants high end LARPing.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 7:22,
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So, if you could start from scratch and reinvent your life (within reason) what would the differences be?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 20:11,
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latest was 12 years ago)
That Lord Rennard fella.Looks like the sort dunnee?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:52,
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For fucks sake Battered if your gonna stomp at least ask a questionSo this is nuts, yeah, what else is nuts?
metro.co.uk/2013/02/28/people-think-im-nuts-artist-shells-out-for-painted-creations-3521513/
alt: Art, let’s talk art, are you one of them pricks who can stare at tire mark on canvass and spout out loads of bollocks about the depths of feeling and the emotional content, or would you stand there like the little boy from the “Emperors new clothes” and call it for what it is?
Alt:alt: I’m going for a beer after work, how do you celebrate Friday?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:34,
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Sheds dead, baby. Shed's dead. Are sheds dead? Consider this and scratch your head in my Shed's dead thread.
Alt: Camping, fun outdoor break or would you rather have Scarpe's Mum catch you trying to stick your own penis up your arse?
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Nothing new on the popular page ALL DAYI now pronounce this the "well genius comedy" thread. Go forth and be fucking funny. Or, more effectively, start clicking things at random, or click something that raises half a smirk rather than a fully-fledged LOL.
Alt: 24 hours to live, access to an inexhaustible supply of funds and a teleporter. What would you do? Please note - teleporter, not time machine, so using the funds to cure whatever's killing you then going forward in time to obtain said cure is not on the cards. I'd go on a killing spree, wiping out everyone who's ever offended me in some way in alphabetical order, capturing each murder on camera and posting it on Twitter, thereby making myself the greatest avant-garde artist of the digital media age, or something, look I'm not sure where I'm going with this. I had a pretty good idea when I got started but it's got away from me somewhat. The question stands though. Also In the spirit of the main thread I think this is sufficient effort for a click. Factor in my compulsive neediness and you've got a compelling argument.
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I'd like to hear more about Mrs PJ's minge.Now there's a burger we'd all like a chew on, eh?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:30,
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Burger Chat!I'm going to a pub for a friends birthday tomorrow they have a burger
called the Henry the 8th burger. It's got 4 quarter pounders, a
chicken fillet, and 8 toppings cheese bacon mushroom onion ring fried
egg gerkin tomato and special sauce.
It's less than a tenner, which is nice.
What are you having for lunch?
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happy st.david's day, off topic!what's your favourite thing about wales?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:45,
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good morning.I fucked something up at work last Friday and as a result I'm getting an Official Bollocking on Monday. Ever been disciplined for negligence or misconduct etc? Ever had to issue one to someone else? If not, why not get some practice in for the five other times today when you'll be asked on here, and outline your weekend plans?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 7:54,
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latest was 12 years ago)
SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!MNNNNNNNNG!
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 19:49,
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Weird no-man's-land 5pm thread.It was agreed in the last thread that Jay Kay is probably alright and would be a laugh down the pub.
Who else, live or dead, do you reckon would be good value? Keith Moon, obv.
Alt: who would be the worst person you can think of to go on the piss with? Jim Carrey would be fucking annoying. I'd end up lamping him by pint 5 I reckon.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 17:02,
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new thread timei'm going to a pub quiz next week. what's the best pub quiz name you've ever heard?
alt: are you creative and what can you make? apart from sweet, sweet love to my mum, you sicko.
altalt: how's your personal grooming? are you rough and ready or a show pooch?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 16:06,
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Right, new thread for some reasonOn my lunch break I was unfortunate enough to hear the abomination that is Scissor Sister's mangling of "Comfortably Numb". Is this the worst cover version of all time? I'm saying probably not, I think that has to go to All Saints' "Under The Bridge". What say you?
Alt: Best cover version. Please say something more inventive than "Hurt" by Johnny Cash, yes I know I'm the only person in the world who prefers the original.
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For fucks sakewww.guardian.co.uk/business/2013/feb/28/uk-fight-eu-cap-bankers-bonuses
How can they even think this is in anyway important to anyone except 10000 people in canary warf?
I'm sick of politicians, what are you sick of?
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Let's stop getting religious.Just read a v lol story in the Sun in our staffroom whilst the kettle was boiling. Jason Manford paid £60 for some cybersex nonsense with this stripper who said 'usually people ask me all sorts of perverted things but he asked me which comedians I liked on TV and that seemed to get him aroused'. Hahahaha 'yes, keep going...Michael McIntyre you say? Who else, you dirty bitch? Lee Evans? Oh yeah baby'
Hahahaha
EDIT: I am going out for a nommy on-trend hipster burger tonight. What's pulling your pork at the moment?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:33,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Let's get religious.Are you religious? Do you believe in any kind of god/alien/skyman/etc ? What do you reckon 'bout stuff like that?
Alt: How cool is this article ! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book_of_Imaginary_Beings
Alt Alt: Tell me about something that excites you.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:17,
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Tesco are going all-out on the grovel front eh?Full page ad in the Metro this morning and I also got a similar wheedling email telling me all about how they're 'changing' and what they've 'learnt' from this horse scandal.
Tesco are the scum of the fucking earth. Yeti's sister resigned from her buying job for them because she couldn't live with their complete lack of morals and ethics and is now happy at Sainsbury's doing a similar job.
What do you think will 'change' after all this shit? More expensive Findus lasagnes for one thing.
Alt: who also is the scum of the earth?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 9:58,
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