If you were a dog, what kind of dog would you be? Here is Kroney.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:37, 10 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Sound off like you’ve got a pair, maggots
So Paul Shane is dead who is next?

Alt: Kroney best be careful….
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-22563657
His day of hell raising on the roads may be over, what other kinds of swift justice should be given out and how?

Alt:alt: How do you plan to celebrate your Friday?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:00, 174 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Would the following people please fuck off from the Internet for the day:
Nakers.
HH.
Tangled.

Thanks.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:58, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morning
Well it looks like a company I used to repair my tablet that did a really good job back in April that I recommended to several people has now nicked it. Their website is down, their phone just rings and rings and they are ignoring emails.

When were you last ripped off? Tell me your tales of woes.

Alt. fuck off
( Peej, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:25, 54 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fuck off?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:10, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Good morning. Multiple choice thread. Please select from the following:
A BBC news link.
Boyce name dropping.
Salted snacks.
A revolting recipe from Gonz.
Leisure centre management for midgets.
Your breakfast.
Your weekend plans.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 May 2013, 7:51, 35 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

what next

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 16 May 2013, 22:35, 12 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 18:54, 51 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

lol
www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/disney_world_srich_kid_outrage_zTBA0xrvZRkIVc1zItXGDP
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:52, 155 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

CHICKEN THURSDAY

I have large free range organic chicken in my fridge, how should I cook it? Eitehr whole or jointed cos I've got butchery skillz.

alt: tastiest type of bird?

altalt: country you'd most like to visit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:37, 163 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Enough of that
I'd like to see Spitting Image back on TV.

Which TV series would you like to see brought back?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:01, 238 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

STOMPITY STOMP STOMP
Too many food threads round here, stop eating, fatties.

This is really cool: mentalfloss.com/article/48844/how-working-class-couple-amassed-priceless-art-collection

Do you own any art? Who's your favourite artist?

EDIT: added a comma so it doesn't look like cannibalism
alt: What pretentious wank shouldn't count as art?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 May 2013, 11:54, 91 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

CHICKEN THURSDAY
I have large free range organic chicken in my fridge, how should I cook it? Eitehr whole or jointed cos I've got butchery skillz.

alt: tastiest type of bird?

altalt: country you'd most like to visit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 11:51, 9 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I was watching BBC Breakfast this morning
It’s been 70 years since the Dambusters raid. They were interviewing the only remaining member of the raid, At the Petwood Hotel in Woodhall Spa which used to be the headquarters of 617 squad, I have stopped there a few times.
Where have you stopped that has historical links?

Alt:Lunch?

Alt:alt: Has anyone mentioned Chicken Thursday yet?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:57, 96 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNN

(_Battered_, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:18, 21 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

PDA's
so the couple standing in front of me on the tube this morning slurped the faces off one another all the way from kensington to westminster. how far is it ok to go in public?

alt: tell us about the last time you had a proper toddler strop and threw your toys out of the pram. so that we can laugh at you.

altalt: soup or salad?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:10, 176 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Guess where I went to dinner last night?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 May 2013, 9:35, 84 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morning
I am moving back to the UK next month, been in forrin-land since 2007. What's changed since then? What have I got to look forward to?
(McChinaman banned, Thu 16 May 2013, 7:18, 142 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I have just enjoyed the opportunity of yelling BEWEGEN SIE JETZT! * at a load of Germans blocking the hotel entrance when I went for a cig.
I love the opportunity for random aggression at a load of foreigners.

When did you last get fucked off by a load of foreigns? Or are you one of those dull 'live and let live' passive types?



*. Move. Now.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 May 2013, 19:25, 154 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

lol
m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-22542222
bet darth was there lol
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 18:34, 41 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

going home thread?
Do you like going home? Do you even have a home? Is it broken?

Alt: why are you the neighbour from hell?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 17:03, 119 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So yeah, looks likes like I've got a water infection.
What's wrong with YOUR genitals?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 15 May 2013, 15:13, 100 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm doing a Mexican grub night at my local next month.
Any suggestion for the menu? So far it's chili, rice and Nachos, I'd like to be a bit more adventurous. Although Ii think nachos are Tex-Mex.

Alt, anything about food, I'm feeling hungry again.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 15 May 2013, 14:32, 195 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Book Club Thread
Alright tiddlypeeps?

Enjoying any good books at the moment? Looking for something new. I tried "Tooth and Claw", which is pride'n'predijust only with dragons, apparently, but i'm feelin' it.

Last book I read, that I really enjoyed was The Tooth Fairy by Grayham Joyce.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:00, 154 replies, latest was 12 years ago)