News link!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22530625

How much caffeine do you drink? I usually drink tea but I've got this cold-pressed coffee extract stuff that makes a fantastic Americano. 70% of the bottle is apparently the LD50 of caffeine though, so I try not to have too much.

Alt: I bought some bacon lardons to put in my chilli and it was excellent but I've still got plenty. What can I do with them? Recipes, for preference.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:31, 131 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

late night thread!
which was your favourite saw film
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 May 2013, 0:09, 45 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Is there anything good on another website this evening?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 May 2013, 20:36, 123 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

(◉‿◉)
(lolololololol TEAM SSG, Wed 22 May 2013, 20:19, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm watching Watchdog.
When did you last complain?

Alt; Is there anything good on the telly this evening?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 May 2013, 20:02, 24 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I drew this, I think it's pretty good considering I don't know what monty looks like, if anyone has a pic of him then please gaz me


alt: when did you last get upset at a post you can't see on the internet and start a thread about it?
(lolololololol TEAM SSG, Wed 22 May 2013, 20:01, 9 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

who remembers that advert that used to be on telly with that guy in it

(lolololololol TEAM SSG, Wed 22 May 2013, 18:07, 7 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

what's your favourite monty mental health related quip?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:34, 65 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hahahahahahaahahahaaaa yeah
yeah

haha
(lolololololol TEAM SSG, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:16, 29 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

yeah well, you've got fucking spina bifida
all of you

spina fucking bifida
(lolololololol TEAM SSG, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:53, 21 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Apparently Monty has been "on the go" again in Woolwich
Rumours of beheadings/shootings, the lot

When were you last a news item?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:31, 72 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

A plaque has been put up in my local in memory of one of the locals.
A friend to many and everybodys friend. I pointed out that the apostrophe was missing. It didn't go down too well. When did something not go down too well? Apart from YM obviously.

Alt, who next for the celebrity nonce list?
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/cyril-smith-police-probe-10-3999963
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:17, 95 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well that was a shit thread
We need BBC news links
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22607506

What language would you like to speak and why?


Alt: Are any of you lot wearing a wig today?


Alt:alt: What would be the best thing you could do tonight?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:18, 200 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I found a massive cornflake in the packet this morning

(lolololololol TEAM SSG, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:27, 20 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

For all you internetters that meet up..
Which one actual flesh and blood person was furthest removed from their online 'persona'?

Alt; Who was as much as a cock in real life as on here?

Altalt: You're idly stroking your scaly-semi through the thin fabric of your week-ripe trousers whilst mentally grasping at the fading fog-funk from the bottle of Chardonnay you downed on the way to work when you think to yourself....Who DID shoot Nice Guy Eddie?

Altaltalt: Peach woes
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:15, 51 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Local News Link!
www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/10434718.Man_chops_off_own_penis_on_Penryn_street/

This is near where I work. "It is thought the man may suffer from a mental health issue." No fucking shit!

Do you have any mental health issues?

Alt Oh I dunno lunch or something
( Peej, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:13, 161 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

alright

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:12, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I went for a run last night along the beach
It hurt and I got wet. What stupid things have you done this week?

Alt:
Midweek drinking. Good idea or good idea?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:19, 213 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

IMPORTANT SHAVING UPDATE
Gentlemen, if you do not already have one of these:

www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B003UV8LR0/ref=oh_details_o01_s00_i00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Then you owe it to yourself to purchase one as soon as humanly possible and use it for the rest of your life.

There is no possible way that anything made by Gillette or Wilkinson Sword could ever produce anything that is even in the same league as this bad boy.

Not only that, but cost wise it also kicks those other brands right in the knackers.

Finally, it is far less risky than a straight razor.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:47, 184 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Good morning shitlickers
How are we all today?*

How are you going to grab Wednesday by it's hairy testes and make the day work for YOU?

Alt: what motivates you?

*Disclaimer: I don't care, but am attempting to be polite.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 May 2013, 7:02, 62 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hi

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 21 May 2013, 21:43, 13 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

alright evening losers?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 May 2013, 19:00, 143 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Tell us about your pear woes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 May 2013, 16:46, 59 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I am miserable today, please cheer me up kthx
alt: I am miserable today, please compound my miserable with cruel jokes kthx

altalt: put a donk on it
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 May 2013, 15:20, 155 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Good idea or a bit yurtish?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22539062

I've 3 spuds and a CurlyWurly, what'll you give me for that? No pears please.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:13, 174 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

IMPORTANT SHAVING UPDATE
This morning I shaved my face with my straight razor and didn't cut myself once.

As you were.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 May 2013, 13:24, 19 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

great philosophical questions
someone pointed out to me the other night that, if you got poo on any other part of your body, no way would you be satisfied just scrubbing it off with toilet paper. i think he had a point. do you?

alt: if toast always lands buttered side down, and cats always land on their feet... what happens if you tie a piece of buttery toast to the back of a cat, and chuck it down the stairs (or through a window)?

altalt: what philosophical questions perplex you? let OT answer them...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 May 2013, 13:11, 107 replies, latest was 12 years ago)