It's the Dead Zone time of the day.
Any interesting websites you can suggest? I seem to use the same few every day.
Edit, alt, ffs QOTW is actually Lego, and it's on its second page already. I thought this was a joke when it was suggested earlier.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 17:33, 56 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Office Cunt
Does your office have one? No? You are that cunt

Tell me of your irritating colleagues
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 14:24, 90 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

What's the best piece of trolling you've witnessed here or elsewhere online?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 14:21, 6 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Dozer ain' been laid for ages apparently, he doesn' t like fattoes, please suggest a date for him.
Alt, lunch, I'm extending VEGETARIAN TUESDAY to VEGI THURSDAY TOO,so I'm having spicy hummus and oatcakes.
Altalt, do you ever bother with your local library now you have the internets?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:33, 64 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I am eating some lovely pineapple chunks
What are your favourite kind of chunks?

NO FAT CHICKS.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:26, 137 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Good morning all,
I am in a chipper mood this morning! How are you feeling?
Tonight I will be attending one of those planning meetings to object the building of 3 modern houses on the island, which I moved to as I liked that it was a conservation area, so all houses were pretty and had to be in keeping. Feel like a grown up, got my questions written down and all. When did you last feel like a privileged middle class prick?

Alt: racism at football matches? Ingrained problem or minority idiots ruining it for the rest of us.

Altalt: porridge?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 7:50, 168 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Having a good evening?
Or weeping on your own about your existence?

I have discovered Lizard Lick Towing. Very funny.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 20:53, 49 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Staying classy /OT
alright? I'm eating taramarsalata and then I'm gonna fix a shower screen
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 18:58, 61 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

cor, it's shit here innit?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:48, 84 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

WINDY PIG BULLIED ME AND IM NEVER COMING BACK YOU CUNTS

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:38, 25 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

so which of you acne-ridden White Dwarf subscribers is gunna flounce next?
My money's on Doc Frog.

The amphibious prick.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:06, 76 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

So I was going speed dating tonight
same company that cancelled the last two over 40 events. Got an email asking me if I wanted to come to an event tonight at the same place as mine and when I checked on their website I discovered that the event I was booked on had become a 28-38 age range event sometime since I booked it. The absolute fuckers.

When was the last time some company let you down?

Alt: www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24638430 - What was your last extravagant purchase?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:15, 235 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

So the politicians are calling the police calling the politicians liars.
Whoda thunk it?

Alt: lunch

EDIT: + liars
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:16, 170 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

quit the fucken naval gazing you bunch of fannies
are you the kinda cunt that goes too far? like, say, you carnt back down from a dare or find the prospect of turning down a *whisper it* double-dare akin to sacrificing your firstborn/lunchtime slice of cayke [DELETE AS APPLICABLE] ?

Dare another baytan to do something. Go on, I fucken double-dare you.

Alt: Say its cold in the smoke and I have to take a jacket to the baysh would i need to tie it round my waist for fear of sneaky cockerney dodger pearly baytan cunts nicking it?

Altalt: Whats the dodgiest or most pointless thing in your wallet/handbag?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:12, 184 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Morning, I can see why people.are fucking off from here in droves, after last night's bitchfeat Got a tad nasty and personal.
I see one of the threads has been deleted. Insults are positively encouraged here but it has got a bit shit and vitrolic. Moan over.
Alt, are romanies the new Savilles? Cheeky little kid collectors. Stick to shoddy tarmac and horse trading please.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 8:16, 190 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Frog is a cunt. Discuss. (Maximum disrespect to Bear Pookie for the suggestion)
Alt: what ya doing tonight?
Altalt: bbc news link or summat innit? I dunno, you're all fucking adults, you don't need me to tell you what to do.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:09, 225 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

If you were going to kill Dozer how would you do it?
Alt, seen any good buskers recently? Tjey seem to be breeding here, loads of tje fuckers.
Altalt, fuck it, anything you want.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:11, 81 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

if you were going to commit suicide
Would you gas yourself, hang yourself, throw yourself in front of a train or jump off a motorway flyover?

Perhaps something a tad more creative?

Alt: salted peanuts.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:16, 198 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Is that it then?
Alt: Ok, you can have tomorrow off work. Everyone else you know is still going to work, it's just you, on your own with fuck all to do.
What are you going to do with this free time?

Altalt: What will you do once everyone has left 4EVA?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:28, 197 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Do you think baptism is relevant or important?
m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-24615297
Are you baptised?Kids done? For faith reasons or just rite of passage?
Alt, breakfast or Buckfast?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 8:03, 107 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Hands off cocks, on socks
What annoying expressions do you use?

Alt: what do you find yourself doing or saying that lets you know you've turned into your parent/s??

Alt alt: what does today have in store for YOU???
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 8:01, 18 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

So yeah. Totes just won the annual handicap challenge thing at archery tonight.
When did you last taste a gratifying but ultimately meaningless success?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 22:15, 59 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

There's more activity in B3th's barren womb than there is here.
Why are you all so shit at the Internet?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 20:17, 147 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

well it's dead in here tonight
what are you all up to?

i am giving a client a freebie, and then off to the gym...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 17:59, 101 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

*checks clock*
I was in the loft at the weekend and the amount of hoarded useless shit in there that we took the time to box up and fit in there was mind boggling. What useless shit do you have crammed into hidden corners of your house?

Alt: The new Lars Von Trier film has had some 'interesting' promo posters released for it. When did a poster for something last pique your interest?

Altalt: What was the first thing you posted on b3ta or what do you wish could have been your first post on b3ta?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:56, 64 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Fuck your lunch, in honour of Battered's incipient alcohol-fuelled breakdown let's have a 'pointless spite' hour.
Say something vile and potentially libelous.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 13:15, 95 replies, latest was 11 years ago)