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(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:20, 7 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Hello and good morning 'The Internet'
I am mildly hungover, but I'm through the worst of my cold, and my terrible upset, you'll be glad to hear. How are you today?
Alt: I have coffee, sure, that's a given, but I also have a giant custard cream. What good giant things are there or should there be?
Altalt: Cold today, is it going to snow?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 7:31, 191 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

alright
There's new Spank Rock stuff on the way. When were you last mildly anticipating something?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 19:11, 130 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

anal piercing pissflaps
alt. eton mess
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 18:24, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

what's worse, a telly in the bedroom or package holidays to beefa?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:41, 34 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Seems like my upset is catching.
Why all the deletions?! WHY?!
Why are you upset this week?

What would you all do if you weren't here? I've just been looking at a media streaming box for my bedroom.

We have a right laugh on here don't we?

Shit off.

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( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:50, 53 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I just don't get the thing with americans and their guns.
I just find the whole thing incomprehsible.


*Similar links to sevral places for the anti YT/DM/Whatever people*

www.youtube.com/watch?v=skFhKtCo5aE
www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/01/27/the-last-round-youll-ever-need-the-awesome-new-bullet-billed-as-a-one-shot-manstopper/
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2547765/New-devastating-hollow-R-I-P-bullet-dubbed-round-need-released-single-women-protect-homes.html
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 14:55, 126 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

ALROGHT

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 14:45, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I think that's had it's day now. You hungry bastards.
I'm thinking about getting tickets for Lady GayGay next week. What was the last concert you went to and how was it?

Alt. Lunch? I have a highly nutritious Uncle Ben's Tikka Snack Pot and some grapes (of wrath)

AltAlt. Watching anything good on the tellybox at the moment? I've just started watching fringe and am up to Series 4 of Dexter. Enjoyable.

AltAltAlt. You OK Kroney bbz?
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/life-easy-in-land-of-the-35hour-week-generous-holidays-and-long-lunches-non-say-burntout-french-9091678.html
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:57, 168 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I have a kilo of beef cheeks, what do you have?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:06, 126 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

So, on the day that the lobbying bill* passes, this happens.
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/jan/28/three-charged-vagrancy-act-food-skip-iceland

How are YOU going to Sort It Out ?


* TBH, I don't have a clue about it, it's just that FB thinks that its a Bad Thing and Pro Banker.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 10:04, 162 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

lol yeah hahahahaha
hahahahaha yeah



hahahahahahahahahahahaha yeah
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 9:53, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 8:37, 8 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Thanks for deleting your fucking thread Battered I just posted a pleasant reply.
m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-25939908
Good idea? Nanny state?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 8:36, 140 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 8:36, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 8:29, Reply)

Did everyone died?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 23:38, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Did everyone died?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 21:26, 18 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Did everyone died?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:18, 76 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

EVENING PRICK THREAD,.
High reply count please, to validate my online existence.

There is a family in Indian allegedly being attacked by demonic forces.
This official report proves an interesting read, regardless of beliefs.
Seems to me that the Mother is a bit of a religious nut.
www.documentcloud.org/documents/1004899-intake-officers-report.html

Do you scare easy? When did you last have the willies up you?

Alt. What you having to eat this evening? We love food here don't we!

altalt. alright?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:19, 132 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

i.imgur.com/729582269/AND9Yra.gif (NSFW)

That's your mum, that is.
(quintsy, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 17:01, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

So I spend money on old cars, Battered spends money on alcohol and alimony
what do you spend your hard-earned money on? Got a hobby? Got a business? Got a grasping girlfriend that withholds on you if she doesn't get shiny things? Got a boyfriend that withholds on you unless ahaha yeah, that'd never happen.

Hey, look at it this way, the bickering's likely to stay in the other thread.
( Kroney, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:26, 313 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:26, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Alright?
Folk seem a bit more upset than usual today.
Anything you want to tell the group?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:43, 150 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Hello, how are we all? Who got picked on over the weekend when I wasn't here?
I got to meet Willam Belli over the weekend. He/She won't be famous to you lot but he/she was very funny
When did you last meet a 'celebrity' and how was it?

Alt. I got some gluten free bread sandwiches over the weekend too and it was like eating sawdust. You need to gluten to hold the bread together. Bit useless.
Aside from YM What else is useless?

AltAlt. I'm very excited about the new X Men film, which uses both casts from present and past films.The future Sentinels look bad ass.
www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=39920

What are you excited about?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:49, 150 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:20, 21 replies, latest was 11 years ago)