Little things that annoy you
alt: little things that make you smile

altalt: bit gay
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 May 2014, 13:26, 328 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Non Rivet Thread
So, McBeef had sorted his finances round and paid off his mortgage. Tell me tales of such unlikely endings please

I had to once again bagpipe my gay dog as he was tapping on the back door with a pair of birds feet sticking out of his mouth. What odd things have you been up to this week?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 May 2014, 10:20, 78 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

morning!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 May 2014, 8:37, 118 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Who else would like to see Gonz on Masterchef?
Match other B3tan cunts with TV programmes.

Or don't bother. Whatever. Meh.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 May 2014, 21:12, 50 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

In before 6pm, in youn face Nakers \o/
So any of you sorry lot posting?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 14 May 2014, 17:51, 49 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Could you do a job that was harrowing? Like working at a kids hospice?
Or are you too much of a wimp?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:32, 183 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Received an email at work a while back
reminding us that when we raise a bug, the regression flag must be set to Yes or No, not "unknown".

I emailed back to ask how we would know which one to pick, and got the answer that if the bug is a regression, it should be set to Yes, otherwise No.

Thanks, I had made it that far myself. A further exchange was equally unhelpful, it's as if he can't explain regression without using the word regression.

What's making you grind your teeth today?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 May 2014, 11:54, 93 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Slower than Ape's treacle
Come on offtopic (not literally), sort it AHHHHHT

Tell me of your life goals aged 16, 18, 21 and now
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 9:34, 149 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

late-night mid-week jam nitty gritty
make me listen to your stupid crappy music thread

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1An2pjS4mKE
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 May 2014, 23:04, 8 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Think we have found a narrowboat, it looks as though that will be where our spare time will be spent. When was the last time you spunked a load of cash out in one go?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 13 May 2014, 18:14, 133 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Hulk Hogan has his own webhosting company called 'Hostamania'.
What unusual celebrity endorsements would you like to see.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 13 May 2014, 15:30, 94 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

where did you all go?
so, cow thinks that twins are freaky. what freaks you out?

alt: i'm sick today. best remedy for a sore throat?

altalt: go on then. LUNCH?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 11:29, 168 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Year to date
What has been your biggest acheivement of the year? Biggest failure?

Alt:
Best/worst party
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 May 2014, 10:12, 99 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

^upset^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 May 2014, 20:13, 53 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Has Monty not flounced again yet?
Or declared himself bankrupt again?

Fuck's sake, you guys.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 May 2014, 17:58, 6 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Best movie soundtrack
I have been pondering this recently so what would you say is the best soundtrack.
The harder they come is a given
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:10, 155 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Why are Cilla Black and Sandi Toksvig such cunts?
Why are YOU a cunt?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:03, 239 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I have perfected the art of parsnip cooking
Maple syrup and english mustard, quartered and roasted at 220 for an hour and a half. Leaves the thin ends crispy and the fat ends chewy and caramelised.

What have you perfected? What do you want to perfect?


Alt:
Best meal/Worst meal you've been given, not made yourself
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:24, 135 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Back at work today. Meh. We'reopening 7days too, double meh.
DEhen did you last feel meh?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 12 May 2014, 6:40, 112 replies, latest was 7 years ago)

Some people call me 'The Space Cowboy'.
What do other people call you?
alt: what's for breakfast?
alalt: get fucked
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 May 2014, 0:39, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

RICK WITTER IS IN MY LOCAL TESCO!
More breaking news as it happens.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 11 May 2014, 15:46, 54 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Home! Disneyshitland, here,Manchester and Aberdeen, it's been a mad few weeks. Today I am doing fuck all, how are you spending your Sunday?
Alt ,we're having a roast at the boozer .Chicken, lamb, beef or pork?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 11 May 2014, 7:54, 64 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Gorden's a chive!
right oh?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 19:53, 123 replies, latest was 11 years ago)