The new Mastodon album comes out in a couple of weeks and I've just been listening to the latest single
It's very good.

My computer screen stopped working yesterday so I ordered a great big new one which should arrive today.

What new things are you expecting soon?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:00, 107 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

NEW THREAD.
Fuck you all it's Monday and I haven't got to work. What's making YOU say 'fuck you all' today?

Alt: wankers
altat: Al is a cunt.
altaltalt: Dozer is a prick
altaltaltalt: something about YM liking sex
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 8:09, 141 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

There you go Tangles. Better for you now?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 23:06, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Finish work at two. Then it'S me prone for the rest of theday, doing bugger all. Your Sunday?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 13:12, 16 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

McBeef's summer reading

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 2:37, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

There is a talent show on the telly
Life doesn't get any better than this.

No wait, the other one. It's shit.

Busy Saturday evening OT?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 20:49, 26 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I'd like to remind everyone of this piece of Internet:
b3ta.com/questions/thingskidssay/post1974955
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 8:31, 41 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

One for McBeef
www.weirdwwii.com/2012/03/weird-wwii-charles-bazooka-charlie-or.html

Done anything mad or dangerous?
Alt: that doesn't involve MDs?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 2:44, 6 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Two minutes since the last post?
I think Nakers must have of died. RIP Nakers. 4eva in r bent spasticity.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:58, 58 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

GADZOOKS KENNETH, that is a strong GIN
I have just SALTED MY PORK, what have you just done WITH YOUR FRIDAY EVENING?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 19:41, 171 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Finest thing to come out of a can?
Proper lovely day here today. Nice wander into town to buy fucking loom bands for the daughter and a present for Mrs Cow's birthday

Alt:
Strangest party you've been to
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 13:33, 143 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Hey, what's wrong with you?
You're looking mighty fine to me!

What is Columbia's Amazon basin's biggest illegal export?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 11:22, 93 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Its fucking Friday!
I feel rather excellent today. The weather is great and its almost the weekend. How are you planning on celebrating this wonder?

ima get me some posh Scotch eggs at lunchtime
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:54, 128 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Harsh but fair?
m.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-27727492
What else is harsh but fair? The fucker knew their laws before going there, imho it''s their own fault.
Alt, holiday suggestions please. We've a few weeks in September, just before daughter''s fourth birthday. No holiday park stuff, Disneyland was a bloody nightmare.
Alt alt , predictive text. It recognised Disneyland, but fucking comes over as cycling. Cunts .Or fibre, if predictive. What's that all about?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 6:14, 96 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

They should call them SIXtuplets.
Totally ruined my trip to the park.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:19, 165 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

....and that's when it all went wrong
Alt:
Foot in mouth disease
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:13, 191 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

What's the shittest hairstyle you've ever seen?
Alt: What's the shittest t-shirt you've ever worn?
AltAlt: What's the bentest pair of 'sneakers' in your collection?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:05, 104 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Thunder rise, early in the morning :-)
Just finishing out of hours Nightsreally do fuck your body clock. What doyou like about mornings?
Alt ,ohw many hours kip do you need on average, to feel human?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 7:35, 142 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Stinky nips

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 19:19, 111 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

What a load of old shit
alright?

It's the "Parklife Weekender" near me this weekend. Im not going but I do enjoy less bodies in my locals shops while students drink themselves to death.
Are you going to any festivals this year?

alt. Tried anything new lately?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 17:44, 30 replies, latest was 11 years ago)