Let's have an OH WOE IS ME thread.
I'm all like OH WOE IS ME 'cus I'm getting really ill again and it's fucking up my life big time, and it's not very nice.

What 'bout you?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 20:01, 147 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

The last two months have been WOE IS ME
For personal but not health reasons. But I refuse utterly for things to be like that for the next two months. One, cause it's shit, and two, I might go a bit mental. Sorry to hear about your guts though gonz.
(berk, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 20:03, Reply)

Cheers =)
I really strongly believe in the "PMA" school of thought, but it's not easy to put into practice. I'm thinking I've been a hell of a lot worst in the past, but I didn't have so much to lose. I'm pretty sure my job will tell me to fuck off if this keeps up, maybe, I donno, I'm very good at what I do, but I have to face it; If I was them I would be thinking "Fucking hell, he's off again?".

I'll go specialists on wed (when they're open) and see what they say, and maybe I can say to the job people that maybe possibly I can take a cut in wages in exchange for working from home a few days a week?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 20:20, Reply)

Well they must have known about your health issues before you started
and presumably you told them that sometimes you would be ill and have to take time off, and that you can't control how or when? As long as you have regular meetings with your managers, explain what is going on and keep up with the work you're given, I can't see that being a problem. If you're as good at what you do as you say, they'd be stupid to get rid of you, especially if you offer to take a pay cut in exchange for flexible hours/working from home.
(berk, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:17, Reply)

Yeh', I let them know straight away, was totally open with them about it, and they said "As long as you're felxable with us; we'll be with you".
I've spoken to the guy above me about it a few times, and they're quite cool, but I donno long they'll be cool with it.

I guess you're right, there isn't anything I can do about it, nothing at all... and worst comes to it, I'll have to go freelance again.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:31, Reply)

Well if they said they were cool about it
then they must know that sometimes you'll be off at short notice, and they're cool with it. If you crave reassurance (and I totally understand it if you do) then just have a word with your manager again. At least then you're giving them opportunity to raise any worries they might have as well. And if they don't, then I guess they really don't mind.
Like I say, if you get the job done, why would they?
(berk, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:38, Reply)

I think I will have a few words when I know what the gastro people say.
Yeh', the work all gets done, and it's not like a customer facing roll where there is no way of working from home... and I smash most of my deadlines, which is cool too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:49, Reply)

Sorry to hear that mate
Perhaps this will cheer you up:


( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 20:14, Reply)

she must be smuggling something in her hair
cats or TVs or something
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 20:15, Reply)

Woh', that's some awesome 'fro.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 20:22, Reply)

thats not a hat she's got on

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 20:23, Reply)

YES !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 20:34, Reply)

ITUJF

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 20:38, Reply)

DOUBLE YES !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 20:56, Reply)

If that doesn't
then how about this?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 9 Jan 2011, 22:38, Reply)

boooo to illness
I having nothing interesting going on in my life at the moment
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 20:16, Reply)

OH WOE IS ME.
I just got home with a lovely bottle of toffee apple cider and when I opened it, half the bottle shot all over me and now I'm drenched and sticky, and without cider. I smell lush though.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 9 Jan 2011, 20:24, Reply)

Dayum, although that sounds mighty tastey.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 20:36, Reply)

It is tasty, but it's better in the bottle than licking it off my arm.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 9 Jan 2011, 20:40, Reply)

More practical too.
[insert predicable "oh man, you're into that too?" joke]
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 20:44, Reply)

Waste not, want not, innit?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 9 Jan 2011, 20:46, Reply)

Deffo.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 20:59, Reply)

Off to work now to earn more cider money.
I'll try not to explode it next time.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:01, Reply)

Have fun, toodles.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:04, Reply)

yo yo yo
sent you a bit of fucking fb mail ent i. no woes here
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 20:30, Reply)

Good lass !
That looks like an awesome buisnes model at a brief glance.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 20:37, Reply)

Happy new year rosalicious

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:17, Reply)

you too mi compadre
totally violating the terms of new year Healthy Living here by drinking a few wines what tastes like piss
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:23, Reply)

That is the British way!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:27, Reply)

That's commitment to the drinking cause
right there.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:28, Reply)

someone once gave me a right old bottle of champagne
was the colour of fucking tramps piss. had that shit with a bit of lemonade
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:31, Reply)

oh woe is me
I have so much unpacking, I've just eaten diet-prohibited food and I'm thirsty now
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 20:32, Reply)

i had chips
they were nice. Next week, more vegetables, less cack
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 20:34, Reply)

Had some mates around
So eaten too many snacks and a kebab... Good job you don't put on weight on weekends, right?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 20:35, Reply)

i hope that is true
I had ho-fun noodles with chicken and crispy coated chicken bites. Lolfatty time
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 20:39, Reply)

I have actually decided it's easier for me to just eat what i want
But make sure everyone else eats more. It's all relative.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 20:42, Reply)

so feed up everyone else around you?
inject lard into all their food and spray their drinks with crisp and dry
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 20:47, Reply)

I like this plan!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 20:52, Reply)

perhaps you could add
msg as well, doesn't that make people hungrier after they've eaten it or something?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 20:54, Reply)

MSG is lovely stuff.
I saw that umami in a tube stuff in a supermarket the other week, nearly bought it, but it has fish in it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:01, Reply)

that exists?
why?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:03, Reply)

savouriness.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:05, Reply)

sneaky
How are you doing then?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 20:49, Reply)

With that plan? Early days, though my friends ate more than me

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 20:51, Reply)

good start
Keep it up and you'll look like David in a roon of Rubens. Apart from that hgow are you?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 20:57, Reply)

I'm good thanks, had a great night out last night seeing a mate's band and getting drunk
Was just what the doctor ordered! How are you? Settled back in to Oxford?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:00, Reply)

Yeah but come on
Noodle nation is worth breaking your diet for. And it was only one meal. Be good during the week and relax a little at weekends.
(berk, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:18, Reply)

Crab'n'Sweetcorn soup from here.
I got some noodles too, but I don't think i'll be eating them.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 20:37, Reply)

I have declared that sometime this week
is official sushi day
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 20:38, Reply)

Faabulous !
What type of sushi are you going for?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 20:42, Reply)

I have no idea
I think there is a place a couple of miles away that does take away. I had a bento box when I ate in the restaurant (the only time I've ever had sushi). What should I have?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 20:46, Reply)

Awesome, sounds like real sushi, which is awesome.
A few of the things I really enjoy, off the top of my head, are :-

- Ebi Goyza (prawn dumplings, they're different from place-to-place, but a good one is great. I don't like the vegtable one though).
- "Crispy Salmon Skin" / "[anything, like prawn or aspagagous] Tempora" / "California"* / "Soft Shell Crab" / "Salmon & Avacardo"
- - - The above in Tamaki (like an ice cream cone shape) or Maki (typical roll that's inside out).
- Chicken Yakatori (kabab in teyaki sauce)
- Teyaki sauce
- Edinami beens (but only if they're hot).
- Tempora Stuff (battered'n'deep fried)
- Flying Fish Row Nigari (Nigari is like a rectangle of rice with a topping).
- [forgot what it's called, but it's a sweet omlette slice in a sushi roll].

* Crab (or crabstick), avacardo and Flying Fish Row
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 20:55, Reply)

*prints out*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:01, Reply)

remember to read it out loud rather than compare spellings

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:30, Reply)

:)

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:56, Reply)

I had what is probably diet-prohibited
but it was worth it.

Salty, though. I don't like salt, don't really add it to stuff I cook so it was a bit of a surprise.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Sorry to hear that, bud.
I've started smoking roll ups. I am edging ever closer to being an archetype student twat.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 20:50, Reply)

You converted then?
Rollups are awesome, well better than normal cigs.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 9 Jan 2011, 20:52, Reply)

I like to claim I can make a rolly despite never having smoked
my smoking friends, on hearing this, would just throw away a rizla to save time
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 20:54, Reply)

Haha, there was a lass who I used to be really friendly with who would always claim to be able to skin up when drunk, and never produced anything smokeable (greens or normal).
It was quite funny 'cus she was really straight-lace jewish princess type.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 20:57, Reply)

Is there a trick to how to roll them?
I'm still pretty shoddy.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:05, Reply)

Yes
go to the pound shop and buy a rolling machine.
(berk, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:19, Reply)

No that's admitting defeat.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:19, Reply)

Works though...

(berk, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:28, Reply)

Get a bamboo rolling mat. It will help until you are more confident.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sun 9 Jan 2011, 23:20, Reply)

Mine looked like spliffs for the first month or so
real trumpet-shaped things. You just improve.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:50, Reply)

About once a year, normally when I'm Barrasic Park, I give rollies another shot, and although I can roll, I can't roll good.
I'm on Pall Malls at the moment which is the cheapest smokeable ones I can find.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 20:58, Reply)

alright internetters?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 20:51, Reply)

yay
Im interneting lol
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 20:51, Reply)

lol wut?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 20:55, Reply)

olollolololollo!!!!!111one!!
pmslrolfcopter
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:06, Reply)

I feel great.
I've just had roast beef.

It was lovely.

What illness are you suffering with?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 20:55, Reply)

Aids I reckon

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:27, Reply)

Evening Bob.
How are you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:30, Reply)

Grand ta, watching zen. And yourself?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:32, Reply)

I'm listening to the radio
I might see if there is anything on the telly in a bit though, can you recommend anything in a 10pm style?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:39, Reply)

Umm zen on i player

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:48, Reply)

I'll consider it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:53, Reply)

I think it's great. Like an Italian bond but they all speak english

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:55, Reply)

I got something called Crones.
=(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Is it playing up gonz?
My friend has it too sounds horrid. Hope you feel better
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Yup, I think think they'll plonk me back on the steriods, which is a bit shit, but less shit.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:36, Reply)

Sounds horrible mate.
Fingers crossed they find the right combination of drugs for you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:40, Reply)

Cheers =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Oh bad times Gonz, hope your employer's sound about it and that you get a bit fixed up soon
I'm suffering the after-effects of mum's roast.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Yeah but I assume DJ isn't there
so at least you can parp away to your hearts content.
(berk, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:35, Reply)

I'm learning to be discreet.
I can now fart down my pyjama leg and shake it out of the window*

*Lies
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:37, Reply)

Be cool if you could though, right?
After many years practise 90% of the time I can fart entirely silently. This is a skill worth learning.
(berk, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:39, Reply)

I can fart totally silently
But if it's going to smell, don't let it out, people!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:41, Reply)

You've got to let it out
you'll explode else. I agree it's polite to go to the bathroom and do it there if it's going to be a corker, though. (unless of course you don't like your present company, in which case drop it with glee and watch the Smell spread)
(berk, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:45, Reply)

I once cleared my mum's family out of the living room, then out of the front door.
They decided it was time to leave anyway.
Grandad came to the front window to give me a reproachful look, then my uncle came to the living room door briefly, with Nana's cardie over his face, to request his jacket.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Hahaha, oh dear!
that is quite impressive. No wonder you keep 'em clenched in front of the mister!
(berk, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:56, Reply)

I'll keep up the Nigella/Marilyn thing until we're married
Then grow a beard and collect some more cats.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:58, Reply)

Sounds like a plan
I may as well give up on the former already and get started on the latter. I miss having a cat :(
(berk, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Don't give up, it's fun.
I'm making a 50s gingham apron.
Soon.
And cats, none to make you laugh, none to make you cry...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 22:04, Reply)

Haha, my last project was a cheerleader outfit
for Hallowe'en. (I was a zombie, but in a short dress with pompoms) I plan to learn to crochet this year, but, y'know.
Soon.
I don't think my cat has ever made me cry despite being as mad as a box of frogs, I just can't really have her here as I rent, and 99% of landlords don't like pets in their properties, it seems.
(berk, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Shit, I can't get rid of Tigger.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 22:15, Reply)

I'm sure it'll be okay
you might just have to hunt around a bit. I can have pets here, for instance, but I couldn't at most places I looked at and it's not feasible because I don't know how long I'll be here for.
Nag DJ in to buying a flat together!
(berk, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 22:18, Reply)

Nah we want to rent, in case we fancy moving around.
Ah, the burdens of being a single mother.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 22:29, Reply)

Tell people Tigger is a guide cat.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 22:19, Reply)

Well, they do have cats for the disabled...
and I am retarded...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 22:29, Reply)

Job done.
You might even get a blue badge for your car.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 22:37, Reply)

Cool, do you like roast chicken? I do an awesome roast chicken which is a combination of stuff different people have done over the years.
I'm not a fan of roasts, but every now and then they really hit the spot. I'll blog up how I do the chicken one day, but generally I do
- Cut down both sides of the backbone and flatten so all the skin is exposed to air and therefore gets golden crispy
- Lay on a bed of onions which go slightly mushy but allow air to get under it and they are great to go with the roasted veg that I do along side the chicken.
- Make a butter using any or all of the combination of Chorizo/Garlic/Rosmerry... cut a slit into each breast and leg skin, feed it through and then massage it in.
- Cover with sliced garlic and tomarto paste (sundried tomarto is better still)... gives a great crispness and a subtal flavour.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:42, Reply)

That sounds gorgeous!
I should get a chicken and roast it this week, then make soup/stock/whatever.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Niice, I love the next day sandwiches.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:46, Reply)

Ooh yes.
But with loads of butter, and that is off the menu for a while.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:54, Reply)

so far my slow cooker beef stew has done 4 meals -
the first two with mash, the second two with noodles - and I've still got one, maybe two portions left. Worked out about £1.50 a meal - score!

Going to try chicken something next in the slow cooker, I reckon maybe a curry. Feel free to send me any slow cooker recipes.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Sounds good.
I hardly use my slow cooker, but Ma' uses hers every few days. It's great for curries. She generally puts some chicken drumsticks, half an onion, a carrot, some celory and some seasoning mix... then when she gets home from her adventures, she's got a nice meal waiting for her.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:45, Reply)

That's the ticket
for me it's both convenient - no waiting when I get home - and a useful way to make multiple meals. Since all my other pots and pans and bowls are "one portion" size.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Get better soon Gonz.
I'm not actually WOE IS ME, for once. I'm fairly content. Apart from LOOMING ESSAY FEAR, but maybe the fear will actually help and drive me on to greatness.

Or I'll spend another day in the library doing the online equivalent of playing hide and seek in the supermarket.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:50, Reply)

How was that restaurant you went to?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:52, Reply)

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD SO GOOD.
Really nice atmosphere, lovely staff, really high quality, quick service and lovely food. Would recommend.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:53, Reply)

Was it that greek one?
cause that sounds fucking winner.
(berk, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:55, Reply)

Noooo, Fire and Stone
posh and "different" pizzas - the menu's divided into continents. I had one with garlic and fennel salami, pepperoni, sundried tomatoes and olives on. Incredible.

I like Greek food, so must find out from 'Swipe where that one is.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:56, Reply)

Ah right, I've heard of them
good, are they? Well that's good to know, they frequently have offers on studentbeans and I can still pass for a student with my work ID...
Sounds delicious, by the way. I think it's called As Greek As It Gets which is in Earls court, although I'm sure she said there was one closer to her as well...
(berk, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 22:03, Reply)

The website's got tons of offers- sis and I had 2 for 10£, and there's BOGOF and lunchtime deals too.
Ah, one of those? Sister had an internship at something connected to UCL, so she had fun trying to pretend she was a student... I love my student card. Never want to let it go. Mine, all mine.

...I think the salt's made me go delirious.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 22:05, Reply)

That is even better to know!
And yeah, I still have my NHS 'placement student' card from 2007 when I was doing work experience, purely for getting a discount at Nandos! I will be gutted when people stop believing I'm a student and giving me discounts...
(berk, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Nando's have student discount?!?!
Oh my oh my, why didn't I know this?!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 22:20, Reply)

Aha, no
sorry. They have NHS discount, and I have an NHS ID card which rather cunningly has no expiry date.
(berk, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 22:25, Reply)

NHS discount? For a fast food place?
Oh the ironing etc. etc. That must be pretty handy though!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 22:28, Reply)

Nandos isn't fast food!
I like to pretend it's healthy, shh!
(berk, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 22:32, Reply)

It's McDonalds without seats that are bolted to the floor.*
*I don't know, I've never been there.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 22:36, Reply)

Posh KFC

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 22:51, Reply)

Do they sell a bargain bucket, but without the 'bargain' part?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 23:07, Reply)

No.
Well, you can buy a whole chicken I guess.
(berk, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 23:10, Reply)

I'm just guessing it isn't as cheap as a KFC berk!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 23:20, Reply)

No
but it tastes a lot nicer.
(berk, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 23:23, Reply)

Do you have to be really drunk before you consider going to Nandos?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 23:23, Reply)

Ooh! I wonder if my old West Midlands Ambulance Service card would work?
I'll have to stick that back in my wallet, I reckon.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 23:19, Reply)

Worth a shot...

(berk, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 23:22, Reply)

oh woe is me! and all of us
It's nearly Monday morning
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Balls to it.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 22:00, Reply)

I knows it
I don't mind most of the week, but monday mornings suck, they even put the two worst classes then
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 22:06, Reply)

Evening Crunchie.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 22:08, Reply)

No point having good classes on a shit day.
Get it out of the way.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 22:09, Reply)

true
But they are the worst ones to teach when you're tired.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 22:10, Reply)

Gonz, I've just had the BEST WEEKEND EVER!

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 22:29, Reply)

Date went well then?
Or did you win at rugby? Or both?
(berk, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 22:35, Reply)

We got turned over big style at rugby
The date went very well :D
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 22:41, Reply)

What berk says.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 22:35, Reply)

Fabulous ! Tell me all about =D

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 22:57, Reply)

If I told you, people would just say "LIES ON THE INTERNET"
Since I'm an internet shut-in
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 23:02, Reply)

I'm very drunk
Sadly, I'm also very hungry, all takeaways are closed, and I've nothing in the house. These things do not go hand in hand.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 23:15, Reply)

toast?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 23:27, Reply)